bless those old flip phone games, and bless those kids who asked if your phone had games it was an era man
@zylowolf79194 жыл бұрын
Sudoku and Uno were defaults
@flavorfulsoups4 жыл бұрын
Zylo Wolf and brick breaker
@zylowolf79194 жыл бұрын
@@flavorfulsoups yep
@royalkaibaby4 жыл бұрын
My flip phone only had golf 💀
@kyoudoku4 жыл бұрын
Do you have "games" on your "phone"?
@AlexyoTheFirst4 жыл бұрын
my brother had that sims game on his phone this is how it went make sim go to fridge eat burger sims dies of overeating (I think)
@burp20194 жыл бұрын
so every version of mobile sims 3 was awful
@BunnLilah2 жыл бұрын
That's pretty similar to my daily schedule.
@sircandle27674 жыл бұрын
That Chuck Norris game really felt like the Russian bootleggers knew nothing about the source material, but instead went off of all those old Chuck Norris jokes as a frame of reference.
@TheRealAmericanMan Жыл бұрын
That’s an officially licensed game that was rereleased on iPhone
@PlamzDooM4 жыл бұрын
The Sims 3 - 2:20 Resident Evil: Genesis - 4:39 Putt-Putt Golf - 10:02 World of Warcraft - 13:31 Fatality - 17:49 Devil May Cry 3D - 26:14 Devil May Cry 4 - 30:04 Family Guy 2 - 33:53 Felix The Devil 2 - 39:17 Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Mobile - 41:50 Counter-Strike 1.7? - 50:20 Kingdom Hearts - 1:11:52 Chuck Norris: Bring the Pain - 1:21:07 Legends of Wrestle Mania - 1:32:47 Metal Gear Acid - 1:47:06 3D Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas - 1:52:54 Diablo III - 2:08:48 Grand Theft Auto: Soviet Russia - 2:13:49 The Urinator - 2:22:59 Rolling with Katamari - 2:26:31 Stalker Mobile - 2:31:20 Mexican Wrestling - 2:33:20 Duke Nukem Mobile - 2:36:07 DOOM II: Hell on Earth 2:39:06 Super Mario Planet - 2:44:27
@DougsDiggers4 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting a heart from Joel. Imagine getting pinned by Joel. I bet that's nice.
@kordru4 жыл бұрын
lucky.
@sdxq4 жыл бұрын
dickhead mode i wanted some hearts aswell
@soullesspinkamenapinkamena17474 жыл бұрын
"Fuck society" Piss on the floor and shit in the urinal! (⩜)
@fatjesus15844 жыл бұрын
When I got my first cell phone, I played all of these thinking they were like 5 cents or something each. Then I charged my dad's credit card for $100 and he yelled at me. He took the phone and I never played any GTA mobile Helicopter Snake games again.
@asrieldreemurr80593 жыл бұрын
An expensive experience for you
@skystoyhunts72258 ай бұрын
How do you get 5 cents mixed up with $100?
@rasmus62244 жыл бұрын
Valve finally releases a new game and it's Counter Strike Java for your phone.
@inaxdee4 жыл бұрын
Now let's wait for Half Life mobile to see how good it is.
@SekretessPad4 жыл бұрын
The TF2 Heavy Update will be nothing more but a Java Version of TF2 for your stanky Nokia.
@SlyHikari034 жыл бұрын
Final fantasy on the Samsung Intensity ll
@r033cx4 жыл бұрын
Vice city one was a scam version that asks to send sms to certain number to "activate game" I forgot that was a thing lol
@GamayObera4 жыл бұрын
4:45 Sorry, but due to regional differences, I call that RE as Resident Evil *Mega Drive* instead.
@SlyHikari034 жыл бұрын
I used to call the genesis the Ultra Drive as a joke.
@blarti60104 жыл бұрын
_do you feel the power of jiesoos_
@steelooo04 жыл бұрын
*welcome to hell*
@zyrkugilgamesh4 жыл бұрын
_Smell, smell the Jiesoos_
@YourFavoriteUrsine3 жыл бұрын
time to smael *SATANS ASSHOLE*
@shitpost-o-matic74693 жыл бұрын
The fluids of christ
@clausluger45703 жыл бұрын
Your profile pic looks very familiar...
@oleksiishekhovtsov15644 жыл бұрын
I have such a vivid memory of trying to get Sims 3 to work on my shitty flip-phone around 2009-2010. One of my friends had it, so I asked him to send me the .exe file via Bluetooth. As expected, I never got it to work. I remember being super upset about it and asked my parents for a new flip-phone just because I couldn't get this shitty java game to work. Luckily they didn't get me one
@rominazenis4 жыл бұрын
3:00 Oh boy season 2 meme house looks awesome already
@GregDaniel784 жыл бұрын
Joel singing to the Sims theme with a slight Portuguese accent sounds like Sepultura elevator music.
@thecorbohole36374 жыл бұрын
The filler episodes before the 「New Computer Arc」 begins proper.
@icybolt37024 жыл бұрын
Yeah, good times indeed. I remember once a very smart-ass guy opened a shop by the other side of the street, just next to the house I lived in, and "sold" Java games to schoolers. Basically, that's what he did: he took the phone, connected it to the pc he had there and downloaded a file with the game you wanted. The price was approximately 1 dollan per game (by that time that was 35 rubles or so). And it was all shit. Stinky, stinky shit. Even worse than that you've just seen. Now, however, I just wonder, how much money did one make before his shop got closed... Good times.
@RoseFBN4 жыл бұрын
Yay! Just what I needed a funny Joel stream after a stressful day. You're awesome Joel!
@Leon-uw9uc4 жыл бұрын
joel calling a mosin nagant a "moist nugget" really cracks me up
@RobertStacker4 жыл бұрын
“Devil May C”
@rove86204 жыл бұрын
BT
@_waymin4 жыл бұрын
UM
@user-ur5eg3bl1q4 жыл бұрын
6:23 Now, I have seen Spintaro, Spinshiro, but this is the first time that I acknowledged *JILL SPINTINE!*
@dasclef4 жыл бұрын
SPIN VALENTINE
@torrent84464 жыл бұрын
spinthony spintano
@GamerKing504 жыл бұрын
I’m a simple man. I see Lil Broomstick, I click
@POTUSOfficial4 жыл бұрын
*LIL 🅱️R🅾️🅾️Ⓜ️STℹCC AKA YUNG CASH REGISTER*
@rompevuevitos2224 жыл бұрын
i uploaded a pack of 300 of these games to the wayback machine, if anyone's interested conviniently called 300 games for old java phones
@zadirat4 жыл бұрын
Do you know any emulator?
@PS3owner40454 жыл бұрын
Id love to play it! Please react
@PS3owner40454 жыл бұрын
And where can I find it?
@rompevuevitos2224 жыл бұрын
@@PS3owner4045 I can't post links on youtube, but basically go to archive dot org and look for "Pack of 300+ games for old java phones" you'll need to look for an emulator, i used KEmulator back in the day Edit: looking trough the folder i realized there aren't 300, the original zip (from 2004) said 300 so i got bamboozled myself Edit 2: try Doom RPG, it's deceiptevely good
@rompevuevitos2224 жыл бұрын
@@PS3owner4045 separate comment to post the link, if it lasts archive.org/details/300mobilejavagames
@AC3electrosphere4 жыл бұрын
Shit, that Sims bit made me feel really nostalgic, I used to play that little game all the time on my Nokia Asha 302 lmao.
@ZenShikoMMD4 жыл бұрын
Язык: Русский Joel: 6ЛЯТ
@renejotas4 жыл бұрын
Picnic
@Kilgorio4 жыл бұрын
Me: хаха хе
@luximdrago9414 жыл бұрын
*het*
@rove86204 жыл бұрын
@@luximdrago941 *нет**
@WDWatameVirus4 жыл бұрын
*A D I D A S*
@Laironiix4 жыл бұрын
Back then when I had a Nokia, it included a CD with the program Nokia PC Suite. The software could transfer music, images, java games, etc., from the Pc to my Nokia. So, I found this website that had a lot of java games and themes for those old phones. I downloaded the files and installed a bunch of good and dubious games on my phone like Super Mario Planet lol. The only good or half-decent games that I enjoyed playing were Soul of Darkness, the Darkest Fear Trilogy and God of War Betrayal.
@sadriposting4 жыл бұрын
Gow Betrayal was even canon in the main story
@megajam48374 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for art of Mexican Sora and Russian Kirby
@GrotesqueIy4 жыл бұрын
Y'all ever speedrun Resident Evil on a damn flip phone?
@zylowolf79194 жыл бұрын
Didn't it come out for the Nokia N gage?
@GrotesqueIy4 жыл бұрын
@@zylowolf7919 I'm not sure I just wanted to make a joke
@Neraam_S4 жыл бұрын
If jotles ever played crazy taxi it surely would be crazy
@reviathan35244 жыл бұрын
Oh heck. Last weekend I watched a saved video of part 1 while I was over at my parent's place (They have no Wifi) on repeat. This is like a prayer being answered :D
@SOMEGUY78932 жыл бұрын
13:50 Man that fucking stock RPG Maker XP song actually caught me off guard.
@PS3owner40454 жыл бұрын
You should add Dr.Phil to meme house season 2 lmao
@DreggishArt4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the blood pants Joel
@bloroxcleech4 жыл бұрын
1:33:55 Joel slowly descends into insanity
@mocacola4 жыл бұрын
We need Death Stranding Java Edition
@namesurname46664 жыл бұрын
imagine getting bootleg java taxi gta san andreas for $10/month
@guilhermef.cabral82524 жыл бұрын
Every day i think Joel os getting closer to come to Brazil
@TheRealLumpySpirit4 жыл бұрын
I came to this video wondering if that one Katamari flip-phone game was on here. I was very pleased that it was but also disappointed that I didn’t get to see more...
@flamingolegs4 жыл бұрын
it WAS?? awesome
@Fleepbi4 жыл бұрын
please god russian chuck norris for hardcore friday
@RospettoVerte4 жыл бұрын
Tfw Joel doesn't realize Warcraft basically made Tower Defenses basically
@user-tf3el9mr1c4 жыл бұрын
1:06:11 gotta love that default FL Studio template music
@Jaies_4 жыл бұрын
That Counter-Strike game that stole Half Life 2 assets was fuckin hilarious
@zyrkugilgamesh4 жыл бұрын
Does anyone remember a Castlevania game made in Java? I remember being spells and pidgeons as weapons
@ryskar_4 жыл бұрын
Joel is more boomer than me and I’m 7 years older.
@Nucksen4 жыл бұрын
Mentally, I'm about as old as him and I'm almost a decade older
@TheSolBlader4 жыл бұрын
Ok boomer
@evilbalu4 жыл бұрын
I love when Joel speaks in Italian. The best part is that he kinda gets right the pronunciation, most of the times.
@justingaming99794 жыл бұрын
I used to own sims 3 on a flip phone when I was 10 years old (same version but in english)
@GamayObera4 жыл бұрын
1:21:26 Damn, *Joe from Game Sack* has his own game and he didn't tell that to us...
@ilikecurry23452 жыл бұрын
And he's also calling himself "Chuck Norris", for some reason. Things have really been different since Dave left.
@BunnLilah2 жыл бұрын
19:31 Lol that came out of nowhere and made me laugh so hard
@ville666sora4 жыл бұрын
Joel: restarts the game to pick a language he can understand Also Joel: skips all the text
@Rad-Dude63andathird4 жыл бұрын
In which Joel doesn't realize that chat was trying to tell him Ac!d was always a turn based card game spinoff of Metal Gear, runs out of patience and gets bored before he even actually tries to play the game.
@SB_Wayne4 жыл бұрын
I remember playing a Moto GP 2 game, another one based on the 2003 Hulk movie that always crashed at the second level, and an Ice Age 2 game with Scrat. Weird collection, but I thought they were okay at the time.
@mauricionuniez16714 жыл бұрын
I love when Joel try to speak spanish, that's so cute Greetings from Argentina Joel, and I'm sorry for my horrible English
@Skul1ManEXE4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, your English isn't as bad as his Spanish.
@samsamistorm4 жыл бұрын
Ragamuffin Skullman he was trying to read italian as if it was spanish in the family guy one and it killed me
@Quacking-Goose4 жыл бұрын
All my flip phone had was snake, I was like afraid of going on the internet on it lol
@justalittleloser24824 жыл бұрын
Holy SHIT this is unlocking some deep seeded childhood memories... Stealing my mom's shitty ass phone to play sally's spa and bejeweled while she was getting a haircut, my god!
@soullesspinkamenapinkamena17474 жыл бұрын
"Wiggling out" DO THE WORM! :D
@SharlyTV4 жыл бұрын
27:18 joel blays dee em cee 2
@CoalTen594 жыл бұрын
Why do you enjoy suffering
@Curlyheart4 жыл бұрын
Hey, who doesn't?
@Skul1ManEXE4 жыл бұрын
He makes himself suffer for our entertainment.
@kanueve94 жыл бұрын
CBT
@kololoston124 жыл бұрын
Always enjoy watching these at work or at night
@poppybasers4 жыл бұрын
Wow, I just finished watching the first one for the second trime and I was wondering when the next one (if it ever happened) would come. Mind blown.
@joshshrum27644 жыл бұрын
That voice Joel does for the subscription caller sounds exactly like Oney when he does that cowardly voice lol definitely when Joel says yeah your phone and okay bye, and it cracks me up hahahahaha.
@DreamyDawnMusic Жыл бұрын
That kingdom hearts music mixed with the FF7 Motorcyle battle near the midgar selection xD
@_plg4 жыл бұрын
NOW HE'S BACK TO KICK SOME TAIL
@DirectorHazzy4 жыл бұрын
DK! Donkey Kong
@Rafa-ri4wd4 жыл бұрын
1:35:15 Shrek Dr Phil took me by surprise
@dimas49984 жыл бұрын
Lead me to the swap
@timepisces4 жыл бұрын
we love you uncle joel
@ilikecurry23452 жыл бұрын
TIL in Italy Family Guy is called "The Griffins".
@Povilaz2 жыл бұрын
I remember playing the shit out of these games back in 2008... I used to pay ~1 Euro a month from a shady WAP website and got access to a shit load of J2ME games, ringtones, wallpapers, and music (at like 64kbps LMAO). Ah good old memories...
@dreamEnd4 жыл бұрын
I remember that chuck norris game, i just got my new iphone 3g back then after transitioning from nokia n73 and its one of the first few games i have on the iphone. I remember one of the features is that you can swap the enemy faces with anyone you took with your camera. Also the loading screen of the game are filled with shitty chuck norris jokes lol. Tbf chuck norris meme was really popular at that time
@Chrisboy2654 жыл бұрын
Is that my boy Lil Broomstick?
@TheMadjake509354 жыл бұрын
Oh my god...I’ve actually played some of these games
@Syl5184 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else say "REvil (or Ree-vil)" instead of "RE" or "Resident Evil?" It's something I've been shorthanding since I picked the series up, and want to know if I'm alone in this
@zylowolf79194 жыл бұрын
Nah, just R. E.
@trentm51254 жыл бұрын
Most common shorthand I know is just calling it Resi
@hatuhsawl4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t before but I’m going to now. That’s almost as good as the shorthand for My Hero Academia being Macadamia
@aquietone2895 Жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd see Crazy Taxi disguised as GTA:SA but now I can say I have.
@loveace24302 жыл бұрын
Joel trying to get the "AVP" (Aliens Versus Predator) sniper rifle is my favourite part.
@MegaPiguy3144 жыл бұрын
Putt-Putt is a chain of minigolf "fun centers" here in the US. I don't know how many locations there are, but I have one in my hometown in Indiana.
@Daz_The_Ratt4 жыл бұрын
Oh I love resident evil the turn based rpg
@TsukiZer04 жыл бұрын
Oh, a couple of small funny things: there's a number of russian and chinese knock-offs of other phone games among the J2ME library. Be wary. Be SURE to try Cyberpunk: Arasaka's Plot.
@kurisuchiinathecrocodile333 Жыл бұрын
some of those are actually the best though
@TsukiZer0 Жыл бұрын
@@kurisuchiinathecrocodile333 they vary. there's some really bad ones, specially among the russian ones (due to being shallow reskins), and the chinese ones are often misleading (like the "devil may cry" being nothing like DMC)
@kurisuchiinathecrocodile333 Жыл бұрын
@@TsukiZer0 I've heard good things of "Fire Emblem" ones, also perhaps some other decent out there.
@SantaFishes10111 ай бұрын
I THOUGHT WINNIE THE POOH WAS A WEIRD SHRIVELED BUDDAH STATUE
@elguardanapo4 жыл бұрын
Joel: Presses "sim" to activiate sound Also Joel: There's no sound on this game by the way *Sims song starts playing
@redshackles88924 жыл бұрын
39:56 "Americans don't Apply"... WELL JOKES ON YOU!!! MORE THAN A QUARTER OF LATIN AMERICA KNOWS HUGO!!!. Anyway, nice Stream.
_Sees resident evil game_ _Wesker appears on the first screen_ "Oh boy"
@kandyburra4 жыл бұрын
bro that sims 3 thing brought up so many memories. My first ever phone had the demo of it and i thought it was the coolest thing.
@cup_noodls4 жыл бұрын
Devil may *HET*
@SlyHikari032 жыл бұрын
I miss this caliber of technology. I need a y2k revival. Complete with DnB, alt rock and skeuomorphic/frutiger aero UI ala windows vista/Mac OS X.
@MrFullkaosjohn4 жыл бұрын
Argentinians remember Hugo and Magic Kids TV... the horror
@maeianomarengo43164 жыл бұрын
Yep
@wowdanalise4 жыл бұрын
Can't believe Donald J. Trump personally shot down legendary Space Jam actor Kobe Bryant's Helicopter. Not cool man!
@zylowolf79194 жыл бұрын
It's to distract from the impeachment.
@TheBigDynamo3 жыл бұрын
1:10:22 Joel putting all of his emotions into this one moment perfectly reminds me of why I love his streams.
@mayomayu12423 жыл бұрын
WRAP YER ARMS AROUND MEH
@TheRadioSquare4 жыл бұрын
Душевный стрим, спасибо дядя джубил
@mal05612 жыл бұрын
Put put is another word for mini golf lmao
@uubrmanx4 жыл бұрын
-Hey Joel, you forgot to cut out "All I Want"- -by the Offspring in the GTA Crazy Taxi- -hybrid thingy.- Wait, did Joel cut the part out without reuploading the video, because the song was played in full when I posted this comment, but now it's cut!?
@flamingolegs4 жыл бұрын
you can do that in the video editor lol
@araknieretro4 жыл бұрын
Ahahaha that Doom II intro. What a trip.
@Jacktrack74 жыл бұрын
Man Joel started getting really pissy by the end of the stream xd
@beesknees674 жыл бұрын
I’m just glad that Katamari was actually pretty good!
@labenvenci15844 жыл бұрын
1:53:42 Grand Theft Auto 6 - E3 2023 Full Showcase
@cup_noodls4 жыл бұрын
I'm a gamer. I play on my Motorola Razor.
@GenoSlyde4 жыл бұрын
It is back
@ItchyTastyPlays4 жыл бұрын
Ryzen 9 makes mobile emulation perfect.
@davidbipolar8904 жыл бұрын
2:18:00 - this song is called "vse idet po planu" by grazhdanskaya oborona
@ibukiosorio79302 жыл бұрын
1:54:27 That freaking animation + the low quality music = XD
@Jax494 жыл бұрын
"Wait, can i drive this?" *LIFTS JEEP ABOVE HIS HEAD* Dude.... holy shit.... what the fuck
@wolf3dv4 жыл бұрын
I remember playing Sims 2 Java back in the day, incredibly limited with barely any customization to sims. Still, having a functional Sims game on a phone was kinda cool
@memberofchat28254 жыл бұрын
that sims game makes me feel nostalgic
@MaxDentist4 жыл бұрын
Fatality was my favorite game when I was a kid. ДА БЛЯ
@mannyc.49904 жыл бұрын
Sims3 was the shit back in the day an actual sims3 game for your phone with also some expansions like world ambitions and such This vid made me wonder if joel ever heard of doom rpg