bless those old flip phone games, and bless those kids who asked if your phone had games it was an era man

my brother had that sims game on his phone this is how it went make sim go to fridge eat burger sims dies of overeating (I think)

That Chuck Norris game really felt like the Russian bootleggers knew nothing about the source material, but instead went off of all those old Chuck Norris jokes as a frame of reference.

The Sims 3 - 2:20 Resident Evil: Genesis - 4:39 Putt-Putt Golf - 10:02 World of Warcraft - 13:31 Fatality - 17:49 Devil May Cry 3D - 26:14 Devil May Cry 4 - 30:04 Family Guy 2 - 33:53 Felix The Devil 2 - 39:17 Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Mobile - 41:50 Counter-Strike 1.7? - 50:20 Kingdom Hearts - 1:11:52 Chuck Norris: Bring the Pain - 1:21:07 Legends of Wrestle Mania - 1:32:47 Metal Gear Acid - 1:47:06 3D Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas - 1:52:54 Diablo III - 2:08:48 Grand Theft Auto: Soviet Russia - 2:13:49 The Urinator - 2:22:59 Rolling with Katamari - 2:26:31 Stalker Mobile - 2:31:20 Mexican Wrestling - 2:33:20 Duke Nukem Mobile - 2:36:07 DOOM II: Hell on Earth 2:39:06 Super Mario Planet - 2:44:27

When I got my first cell phone, I played all of these thinking they were like 5 cents or something each. Then I charged my dad's credit card for $100 and he yelled at me. He took the phone and I never played any GTA mobile Helicopter Snake games again.

Valve finally releases a new game and it's Counter Strike Java for your phone.

Vice city one was a scam version that asks to send sms to certain number to "activate game" I forgot that was a thing lol

4:45 Sorry, but due to regional differences, I call that RE as Resident Evil *Mega Drive* instead.

_do you feel the power of jiesoos_

I have such a vivid memory of trying to get Sims 3 to work on my shitty flip-phone around 2009-2010. One of my friends had it, so I asked him to send me the .exe file via Bluetooth. As expected, I never got it to work. I remember being super upset about it and asked my parents for a new flip-phone just because I couldn't get this shitty java game to work. Luckily they didn't get me one

3:00 Oh boy season 2 meme house looks awesome already

Joel singing to the Sims theme with a slight Portuguese accent sounds like Sepultura elevator music.

The filler episodes before the 「New Computer Arc」 begins proper.

Yeah, good times indeed. I remember once a very smart-ass guy opened a shop by the other side of the street, just next to the house I lived in, and "sold" Java games to schoolers. Basically, that's what he did: he took the phone, connected it to the pc he had there and downloaded a file with the game you wanted. The price was approximately 1 dollan per game (by that time that was 35 rubles or so). And it was all shit. Stinky, stinky shit. Even worse than that you've just seen. Now, however, I just wonder, how much money did one make before his shop got closed... Good times.

Yay! Just what I needed a funny Joel stream after a stressful day. You're awesome Joel!

joel calling a mosin nagant a "moist nugget" really cracks me up

“Devil May C”

6:23 Now, I have seen Spintaro, Spinshiro, but this is the first time that I acknowledged *JILL SPINTINE!*

I’m a simple man. I see Lil Broomstick, I click

i uploaded a pack of 300 of these games to the wayback machine, if anyone's interested conviniently called 300 games for old java phones

Shit, that Sims bit made me feel really nostalgic, I used to play that little game all the time on my Nokia Asha 302 lmao.

Язык: Русский Joel: 6ЛЯТ

Back then when I had a Nokia, it included a CD with the program Nokia PC Suite. The software could transfer music, images, java games, etc., from the Pc to my Nokia. So, I found this website that had a lot of java games and themes for those old phones. I downloaded the files and installed a bunch of good and dubious games on my phone like Super Mario Planet lol. The only good or half-decent games that I enjoyed playing were Soul of Darkness, the Darkest Fear Trilogy and God of War Betrayal.

I can't wait for art of Mexican Sora and Russian Kirby

Y'all ever speedrun Resident Evil on a damn flip phone?

If jotles ever played crazy taxi it surely would be crazy

Oh heck. Last weekend I watched a saved video of part 1 while I was over at my parent's place (They have no Wifi) on repeat. This is like a prayer being answered :D

13:50 Man that fucking stock RPG Maker XP song actually caught me off guard.

You should add Dr.Phil to meme house season 2 lmao

Thank you for the blood pants Joel

1:33:55 Joel slowly descends into insanity

We need Death Stranding Java Edition

imagine getting bootleg java taxi gta san andreas for $10/month

Every day i think Joel os getting closer to come to Brazil

I came to this video wondering if that one Katamari flip-phone game was on here. I was very pleased that it was but also disappointed that I didn’t get to see more...

please god russian chuck norris for hardcore friday

Tfw Joel doesn't realize Warcraft basically made Tower Defenses basically

1:06:11 gotta love that default FL Studio template music

That Counter-Strike game that stole Half Life 2 assets was fuckin hilarious

Does anyone remember a Castlevania game made in Java? I remember being spells and pidgeons as weapons

Joel is more boomer than me and I’m 7 years older.

I love when Joel speaks in Italian. The best part is that he kinda gets right the pronunciation, most of the times.

I used to own sims 3 on a flip phone when I was 10 years old (same version but in english)

1:21:26 Damn, *Joe from Game Sack* has his own game and he didn't tell that to us...

19:31 Lol that came out of nowhere and made me laugh so hard

Joel: restarts the game to pick a language he can understand Also Joel: skips all the text

In which Joel doesn't realize that chat was trying to tell him Ac!d was always a turn based card game spinoff of Metal Gear, runs out of patience and gets bored before he even actually tries to play the game.

I remember playing a Moto GP 2 game, another one based on the 2003 Hulk movie that always crashed at the second level, and an Ice Age 2 game with Scrat. Weird collection, but I thought they were okay at the time.

I love when Joel try to speak spanish, that's so cute Greetings from Argentina Joel, and I'm sorry for my horrible English

All my flip phone had was snake, I was like afraid of going on the internet on it lol

Holy SHIT this is unlocking some deep seeded childhood memories... Stealing my mom's shitty ass phone to play sally's spa and bejeweled while she was getting a haircut, my god!

"Wiggling out" DO THE WORM! :D

27:18 joel blays dee em cee 2

Why do you enjoy suffering

Always enjoy watching these at work or at night

Wow, I just finished watching the first one for the second trime and I was wondering when the next one (if it ever happened) would come. Mind blown.

That voice Joel does for the subscription caller sounds exactly like Oney when he does that cowardly voice lol definitely when Joel says yeah your phone and okay bye, and it cracks me up hahahahaha.

That kingdom hearts music mixed with the FF7 Motorcyle battle near the midgar selection xD

NOW HE'S BACK TO KICK SOME TAIL

1:35:15 Shrek Dr Phil took me by surprise

we love you uncle joel

TIL in Italy Family Guy is called "The Griffins".

I remember playing the shit out of these games back in 2008... I used to pay ~1 Euro a month from a shady WAP website and got access to a shit load of J2ME games, ringtones, wallpapers, and music (at like 64kbps LMAO). Ah good old memories...

I remember that chuck norris game, i just got my new iphone 3g back then after transitioning from nokia n73 and its one of the first few games i have on the iphone. I remember one of the features is that you can swap the enemy faces with anyone you took with your camera. Also the loading screen of the game are filled with shitty chuck norris jokes lol. Tbf chuck norris meme was really popular at that time

Is that my boy Lil Broomstick?

Oh my god...I’ve actually played some of these games

Does anyone else say "REvil (or Ree-vil)" instead of "RE" or "Resident Evil?" It's something I've been shorthanding since I picked the series up, and want to know if I'm alone in this

I never thought I'd see Crazy Taxi disguised as GTA:SA but now I can say I have.

Joel trying to get the "AVP" (Aliens Versus Predator) sniper rifle is my favourite part.

Putt-Putt is a chain of minigolf "fun centers" here in the US. I don't know how many locations there are, but I have one in my hometown in Indiana.

Oh I love resident evil the turn based rpg

Oh, a couple of small funny things: there's a number of russian and chinese knock-offs of other phone games among the J2ME library. Be wary. Be SURE to try Cyberpunk: Arasaka's Plot.

I THOUGHT WINNIE THE POOH WAS A WEIRD SHRIVELED BUDDAH STATUE

Joel: Presses "sim" to activiate sound Also Joel: There's no sound on this game by the way *Sims song starts playing

39:56 "Americans don't Apply"... WELL JOKES ON YOU!!! MORE THAN A QUARTER OF LATIN AMERICA KNOWS HUGO!!!. Anyway, nice Stream.

_Sees resident evil game_ _Wesker appears on the first screen_ "Oh boy"

bro that sims 3 thing brought up so many memories. My first ever phone had the demo of it and i thought it was the coolest thing.

Devil may *HET*

I miss this caliber of technology. I need a y2k revival. Complete with DnB, alt rock and skeuomorphic/frutiger aero UI ala windows vista/Mac OS X.

Argentinians remember Hugo and Magic Kids TV... the horror

Can't believe Donald J. Trump personally shot down legendary Space Jam actor Kobe Bryant's Helicopter. Not cool man!

1:10:22 Joel putting all of his emotions into this one moment perfectly reminds me of why I love his streams.

WRAP YER ARMS AROUND MEH

Душевный стрим, спасибо дядя джубил

Put put is another word for mini golf lmao

-Hey Joel, you forgot to cut out "All I Want"- -by the Offspring in the GTA Crazy Taxi- -hybrid thingy.- Wait, did Joel cut the part out without reuploading the video, because the song was played in full when I posted this comment, but now it's cut!?

Ahahaha that Doom II intro. What a trip.

Man Joel started getting really pissy by the end of the stream xd

I’m just glad that Katamari was actually pretty good!

1:53:42 Grand Theft Auto 6 - E3 2023 Full Showcase

I'm a gamer. I play on my Motorola Razor.

It is back

Ryzen 9 makes mobile emulation perfect.

2:18:00 - this song is called "vse idet po planu" by grazhdanskaya oborona

1:54:27 That freaking animation + the low quality music = XD

"Wait, can i drive this?" *LIFTS JEEP ABOVE HIS HEAD* Dude.... holy shit.... what the fuck

I remember playing Sims 2 Java back in the day, incredibly limited with barely any customization to sims. Still, having a functional Sims game on a phone was kinda cool

that sims game makes me feel nostalgic

Fatality was my favorite game when I was a kid. ДА БЛЯ

Sims3 was the shit back in the day an actual sims3 game for your phone with also some expansions like world ambitions and such This vid made me wonder if joel ever heard of doom rpg