Dr Breen wasn't allowed to join the Black Mesa bowling team. That's why he helped the combine, to get revenge on the scientists who made fun of him

Dr. Breen is my favorite professional bowler.

"Welcome! Welcome to Zone 40! You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban bowling games. I thought so much of Zone 40 that I elected to establish my presents here, in the building so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I've been proud to call Zone 40 my home. And so, whether you are here to play, or watch while on your way to parts unknown - welcome to Zone 40. It's fun here." - Dr Daniel Breen

List for some reason: 5:36 - Dart 11:20 - Bowling (w/ Doctor Breen) 22:02 - Virtual Ping Pong 26:34 - Competitive Fencing 31:29 - Super Shoot 35:47 - Sword of Warrior (loud as fuck, beware) 47:25 - Dance Girls (probably the worst one) 55:09 - Fire Man 56:30 - Zuma 59:53 - Overspeed Racing 1:02:00 - Fish War (CHUM!) 1:04:10 - Bee Fighting (Galaga with bees) 1:05:34 - Cat and Mouse (totally original game) 1:07:05 - Hitting Mice (oh no) 1:10:48 - Chessmaster (only start screen) 1:11:07 - MX Motor Storm 1:14:05 - Square 1:16:38 - Highway Racing 1:18:33 - Edacity Snakes

I delivered papers when I was in grade 7. The week I joined there was a contest for a game console called the _______ 60. I won. The initial assumption I had was that I won an xbox 360 and I was fervently excited to buy new games for it. To my disappointment it was a console completely unknown to me, "The Wireless 60" but I knew it was trash. I had to put on the most artifical smile for the newspaper company as they took my photo with me holding the console. To this day it remains in my closet, unopened.

My grandma was sharp enough back in the day to know which games we wanted. Our Christmas present was goddamn Super Mario 64 and WCW/nWo Revenge. One is a time-tested classic; the other was a fun wrestling game. And prior to that we got SNES turbo controllers. I'm willing to bet that she saw my brother and I play vidya all the time, and talked to Mom about Christmas presents. She also spent a lot of time with us back then. The moral of the story is, not all grandma presents are disappointing.

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My favourite part of bowling is when Dr. Breen farts on the pins.

Holy shit, my dad bought me this back in like 4th grade? I can't believe you brought this back, Joel. My PTSD is back.

I should buy just a shell of a Wii and put the zone40 software in it then give it to my annoying cousin

These games all seem like those fake games they have in 90s and early 00s movies and shows.

36:01 May Joel's eternal soul scream in unrest, forever and ever. Amen.

First ProJared, then JonTron, then Vinny, then Joel. It's a bizarre bootleg Skeleton adventure over here.

And Joel finally did a Plug & Plague stream by himself

valve gonna fuckin sue

the curse of being named Daniel and loving half-life 2.

DUDE I HAD THE ZONE 40! MY GRANDMA BOUGHT IT FOR ME!

The Zone 40, aka the (un)official CVS brand video game console. Also, don't forget the Zone 60, where Ness is forced to pop bubbles against his will, and the Zone Mini, the miniature offspring version, which predates the NES Classic by 6 years.

it runs on green energy

These bootleg games are so common, I lost track on the ones that Vinny or Joel already played.

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAH

NOW THATS A SUPPLY DROP

first they rip off Galaga (1:04:10) then they rip off Pacman (1:05:34) then Donkey Kong (1:07:05) then they even manage to rip off Racing Pioneer from Super Moto 3 by Lexibook (1:16:38) and then they rip off Sonic the Hedgehog (1:18:33) why

I remember my youth club had one of these. Well it was run by a local charity so no surprise.

Oh! Sats uh Baseboll

But what if the Wii is a Zone40 bootleg?

27:15 I think that’s the bumper sound effect from Sonic 2 in Casino Night Zone, somehow I recognize that.

I had the zone 60 for my birthday. "better than the wii" the said. "it`l be great!" they said.

can't belive you did that to you more than one hour long without dying

This pleased my ears actually

5:55 wow they really aren't even trying to hide its a Wii clone. I almost needed to put a sticky note on the tv remote so I remember to turn the volume down

I never saw a swedish metal man who is Joel playing a shitty Plug N' Play console before and this is the first time he's doing it.

нет... Oops, I mean NET

Didn't ProJared review this? "Wow, I have to pick Wallace Breen from Half-Life 2! Seriously. That is him. They stole this."

Some of the arcade games are from other plug-and-play consoles. THE BOOTLEGGERS ARE BOOTLEGGING BOOTLEGS.

12:05 excessive flatulence bowling

21:22 John from The Sims. Ann from Mirrors Edge. Mary from Mr. Mosquito. Daniel from Half life 2. Now where's my burger joel.

John from the bowling game is vito scaletta from Mafia 2

Anyone remember Tweeterman's video on this thing? Used to watch him religiously back in the day.

I really appreciate Joel and Vinny, they always make me laugh and seem like great human beans. Thank you guys

I like how when the shurikens are sheathed that turn into little swaztikas

I got this for Christmas and I loved it, after this I dug this shit up and I wondered why I even dared to say, this is the best gift ever when I got it xD

Breen likes to play bowling in his spare time. He even set up a bowling alley in the citadel.

also a list original by gabotv, people need to see this lmao 5:36 - Dart 11:20 - Bowling (w/ Doctor Breen) 22:02 - Virtual Ping Pong 26:34 - Competitive Fencing 31:29 - Super Shoot 35:47 - Sword of Warrior (loud as fuck, beware) 47:25 - Dance Girls (probably the worst one) 55:09 - Fire Man 56:30 - Zuma 59:53 - Overspeed Racing 1:02:00 - Fish War (CHUM!) 1:04:10 - Bee Fighting (Galaga with bees) 1:05:34 - Cat and Mouse (totally original game) 1:07:05 - Hitting Mice (oh no) 1:10:48 - Chessmaster (only start screen) 1:11:07 - MX Motor Storm 1:14:05 - Square 1:16:38 - Highway Racing 1:18:33 - Edacity Snakes

Oh man, these things. These things were EVERYWHERE in 2007. Zone, Chintendo Vii, MiWi, WLL, the works. I think one time at a local mall, I saw a salesmen peddling this crap, with TV and all.

This thing, with its pre-assembled battery powered PSU, would be freaking awesome as a Pi enclosure

Those looping tracks are gonna haunt my nightmares for the rest of my life.

Wait a sec, that sorcerer chick or whatever from 41:00, has Tails' voice.

Fredric Anderson.... also the name for the Toronto Maple Leafs goalie. Coincidence? Most likely.

41:40 I just realised those ninja stars are swastikas

23:28 - "-- This sounds, this sounds like, uh... [Joe] Satriani- it sounds like Surfing With The, uh.. The Alien." close, Yoo-ell. the track youre looking for is actually 'Summer Song' off the album The Extremist. down to the mix on the rhythm guitar- may as well be the same goddamn song, only its just the first 6 seconds looped in perpetuity. its fucking crazy.

1:07:04 the moment we've all be waiting for, without even knowing it

D R. D A N I E L

here you go 19:55

Holy fuck Joel and Vinny are uploading too many videos and i can't keep it up :^(

I owned one of these. Very briefly before I took it apart and used its techy parts elsewhere. I just need to say: Why does it run on 4 AA batteries? Why? How is that efficient OR convenient?!

57:02 i never thought i needed to hear joel saying "it's daijoubu" but now i do

IF U CRASH IN THE GAME U CRASH IN REAL LIF

DonkeyCunt: The Bootleg Country (feat. Jerry'o the mice)

Aka: Joel steals Vinny's job

Also this console is so good, that when you run of your guinea pigs running on wheel it will play... using coconut as power supply and CPU power from Ti88 calculator.

53:42 legendary moment of Vinesauce history

”Welcome to the... the... the *toilet...* ”

35:47 so fucking loud hahaha I can just imagine the reaction in chat. I bet this whole thing was much louder and uneven in volume compared to the original Twitch stream and vod.

24:38 for NET

18:57 that was the best joke I've heard in a decade

*NET*

Fun Fact: The background music you hear while playing 'Hitting Mice' is taken from a Counter-Strike map named 'Vegas' (de_vegas), where it plays at the counter-terrorist spawn point.

Dr. Breen is in ma ear.

that moment when dart has a top notch lo fi hip hop track according to todays standards

59:53 The music from Overspeed Racing and the other racing games featured later is a loop of the intro of Wall of Shame by Course Of Nature, a song featured in Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit 2. So they are not only ripping off Nintendo, but real bands too.

I actually died at the hitting mice one holy fuck

This shit is even better than 1-2 switch

oh wow. I'm glad I made sure my parents were too savvy to buy knock off consoles.

The resolution on this console is so bad I kept checking to see if I wasn't wearing my glasses...

ever since my irl experience with bootleg consoles many years ago, i have a passionate unironic love for these things.

That Not Bootleg Metallica That Music Bootleg Stolen NFS HP2 Music Name Wall Of Shame 1:00:10

Dr Breen was in something else, like another plug and play Vinny played, I think it was the lexibook, wait EVERY SOUND IN BOWLING IS FROM THE LEXIBOOK! WAS THIS BY THE SAME PEOPLE? well except the farting sounds, but EVEN THE MECHANICS ARE THE SAME!wait all codes are the same sword of warrior was on several consoles, and the games have the same font, wait, on pingpong, with the bad loops, there is part of doctor phil.and the pokemon stadium/sonic sound was on the lexibook.wait, all loops are bad. the ready go thing is from the lexibook too.sword of warrior looks weird, Zuma is on there, so is boxes world, square, hitting mice, edackty snake- wait this is a COPY.

i love how the warrior game when he was selecting the difficulty the music was from pirates of the Caribbean music

I had a far worse wii knockoff that was a ticket prize from an amusement park.

Saatana pitkästä aikaa katson Joelin streemejä. PERKELE!

51:35 lol

It was nice of the Combine to install a bowling room in the citadel. Even the overlords of Earth have to relax from time to time.

why is ping pong virtual, aren't they all?

12:00 - Half-life character - shown only by the head - *welcome to the Toilet* I have theory guys And it's not good

I remember ProJared reviewed another Wii knockoff with that EXACT bowling game, Breen and all. This bootleg thing is a deeper rabbit hole than I thought.

I In some of these bootleg games I hear sound effects from the "The king of fighters" games. And that makes me very uncomfortable.

my first video game experience was the Polystation , the cartridge was full of NES games , so i instantly fell in love with it. of course i didn't know that so i thought i had a playstation that ran on cartridges.

Normal Joel streams: >volume is perfect "Oh, somebody in chat says its too loud" >game is so low that it's inaudible "Alright, that's better" This one: "Jesus Christ this thing is so loud" >sounds perfect It sucks being the only person on earth who doesn't use headphones as their primary audio device.

You know you're in for a treat when the absolute first thing you hear upon turning a console on is gratuitous amounts of slap bass.

i believe mary and ann are from shenmue1 or 2, while john is from I think silent rain, maybe? I WANT MY DAMN BURGER

The sound of the Ninja getting hurt is from Kung Fu on the NES

Welcome to City 17: home of the most radical lanes. -Doctor Wallace "Daniel" Breen.

ear mufflers? like the car part for your ears?

Did I hear a KOF menu select sound

Anyone came from the Tweeterman Review of this console?

Welcome to Lane 17.

He has no style, he has no grace. This kong, likes hitting mices.

Zone Deafness

"I accidentally googled Dr. Face" XD