Scene Select 02:42 "Maybe it'll be easy, right?" 02:57 Uncle Jobel begins to suffer the wrath of goomba 08:47 Uncle Jobel is in a pickle 11:04 Joel.exe has encountered a problem 12:01 Uncle Jobel takes 2 whole minutes to clear the first screen 15:33 Uncle Jobel bones it 17:07 Uncle Jobel bones it again 20:44 Uncle Jobel's pipes are clogged with goombas 23:36 Uncle Jobel devolves 37:17 Uncle Jobel beseeches AGDQ for assistance 47:50 Fire cockblock 48:40 YAAAAAAHOOOOOOOO 49:45 Joel's heart and soul are thwomped into pieces, this is his last resort 50:00 Joel goes through the stages of grief (fun fact: right now, the spellcheck underlines make a #1.) 56:48 Jobel survives stage 1 01:14:06 Jobel makes a grave mistake and is rescued by chat 01:22:00 Mistakes 01:22:32 More Mistakes 01:27:08 Jobel neuters the music to save his own sanity 01:28:55 Jobel loses all interest in the game and fucks around in Mixcraft 01:35:00 This stream is brought to you by Marco Pasta 01:36:30 An accurate representation of Kaizo 01:40:04 Mario Maker-tier japage Deaths+Save State Loads: ~1537

48:43 is when Joel becomes Toad

“Joel dies for an entire 2 hours”

2:42 "Maybe it'll be easy, right?" *Gets killed by the same Goomba twice* Two minutes in and you already tempt fate, Joel.

as if the game itself wasnt hard enough, badly timed savestates add that extra little spice from hell

For some reason, i read it as "kazoo" and thought Joel would control the game with a kazoo. Brain Machine broke.

Kaizo is always a matter of getting past a really difficult part, and then exclaiming "There's more!?"

15:40 Another stanky 8-bit remix by our lord DJ Joel

23:37 Loud Joelgra

[Vinesauce] Joel - Kaizo Mario Bros. 3 but everytime he savestate it goes 5% faster

This is just agony to watch, but I want Joel to succeed.

49:45 diavolo's treatment pretty much

48:42 YAHOO

DU DU DI D- DU DU- DU DU D- DU DU DI- DU DU DI- DU- DU DU DI DU D- DU DU DI DU DU DU DU *Bring*

25:58 And eventually... Mario Stopped Thinking... The Jojo is strong with the Joel.

49:50 im crying

It's like 2007 all over again.

The most painful thing isn't the difficulty but how many times Joel fucks himself over by saving way too fucking early or way too much before completing an action.

it's like watching a youtube poop in real time

Take a shot every time Joel loads a save state.

49:57 It's like listening to an ACTUAL villain from a TV series lose and like... get sucked into a wormhole.

56:54 is when he finished the first level oh

And King Crimson erased all the mistakes and created a perfectly spliced run.

1:34:32 just a personal one to remember, dont mind me

Good to see Joel carried his habit of saving in bad spots over from DOOM

Ultra Instinct Joel at his finest.

I literally clapped when Joel beat the first level. Amazing.

TAS, in this context: The Abuse (of) Savestates

It's even painful to watch.

I am letting a Swedish man raise my anxiety and blood pressure. I have finally lost control of my life.

I was hoping this was gonna be Kaizo Mario 3. As in, the Super Mario World Kaizo that is generally considered to be the hardest one. I'm not disappointed though, since this stream was hilarious.

Kaizo Mario Bros. 3? More like *Joel tries to lose his mental sanity for 2 hours*

The best part of this video was when Joel made *PrOfEsSiOnAl* music.

watching Joel getting angry is one of my guilty pleasures.

56:49 When you finally beat the first level after an hour

Kaizo is the sans battle of Mario games

With Sub-Zero and this, April 14th is now known as "The day Joel fucked himself with savestates"

2:03:55 This is really good advice from Joel. I used to be in an awful mental position from reading into stuff that just made me angry and negative all the time. Staying away from that stuff and focusing on hobbies and interests really improves the state of mind. This is something I had to learn for myself as I grow further into my 20s.

So... How many times did Joel fucked himself over with savestates?

14:28 That's what the legendary Super Meat Boy speedrun is.

Finally caught a Vinesauce Joel stream, he spent 2 hours playing Kaizo Mario Bros. 3 and went insane live on stream. Great entertainer he is.

Just found this channel. What a treat so far, this is going to be a wild ride

Now Joel and SimpleFlips need to do blind Kaizo Mario 64, with SimpleFlips playing blind and Joel directing him.

I couldn't help but laugh a little at how you could hear a slight frustration in Joel's voice within the first 5 minutes 😂

Joel refuses to use more than one save state for almost 2 hours

The drums with mario sounded great but when the chorus came in it sounded like a thousand demons escaping from the anus of April Rolfe

Shoutouts to Barb

Marco Pasta.

57:17 life isn't fair

Hyped for some premium Joel salt

Drinking game: take a shot every time joel says “THAT WAS IT”

2:47 2:57 Joel is the only man on this planet that can get a "final destination" premonition of his own death and STILL fail to avoid it.

"Swedish man dies of heart attack by virtual plumber"

Finally caught Vinesauce's stream last night. He spent 50 minutes trying to get to the goal, then got Pepsied up. Great entertainer, he is.

GRAND DAD?! Fleentstones

1:00:11 Joel goes pig mode

Every time Mario dies rollerskating Abe Lincoln shows up

I can totally see 1:31:39 being the music used in the intro... if this video ever gets made into a highlight reel.

Every single time you try to fly at 1:47:54 etc. you keep dropping down a little bit before you start tapping the jump button and even your tapping is so slow that mario keeps dropping here and there. TAP THE BUTTON, FAST.

THE FLAME GROWS.

Joel Abuses Savestates

"Maybe it'll be easy, right?" Famous last words there Joel! XD

this is the first time I've felt horrible for someone exposing themselves to this pain oh my goodness

Joel you gave me a headache from laughing so hard and I still can’t stop laughing...

Joel’s savestate habits make me bleed internally

welcome to the frustration uncle Joel

1:53:10 Thats my art, thanks Joel I'm glad you liked it! (and liked flipping it around)

Super stupid thing from me but it annoyed the hell out of me chat calling the Fire Chomps "Boom Booms". That's the boss of the fortresses. So, yeah, nerd rant.

DREADED NAME.

Pokemon Blue Kaizo when

12:50 "I can't do it! I CANNOT DO IT!" *immediately does it*

Joel suffers from Gold Experience Requiem: The Stream

Joel is the king of making things harder than they're supposed to be

-Savestates, Jotaro? -YES! -YES! -YES!

CBT Land: The eary days. Didn't think Joel had ever played Kaizo Mario.

Joel, a tips, Use at least 3 save states, one for the ocassions and the others 2 to SAVE you from a bad decision.

This was very annoying to watch but so satisfying at the same time What a fucking rollercoaster, man.

Whole video was just Gold Experience Requiem simulator

This is why you need multiple save states.

It's ok. He wasn't feeling it.

that image at the very start of the video is incredible

I find it funny he actually though he could this with just 1 savestate slot

"This is going to be easy. Fuck!"

How can you play this but don't play DK Country 2 because of its difficulty

Guy who speedran it without save states: Ya gotta let em fly higher Joel: oh ok, I think I need to lure them instead

I'm only 23 minutes in but this is possibly your best non-DF stream ever, Joel. Possibly even more painful (for you) than Desert Bus

23:37 joel has officially lost it.

Ahh yes, I choose the right stream to watch high, watching Joel die over and over again while doing stupid things, fucking up save states and overall suffering it's absolutely hilarious.

Take a shot every time Joel reloads a save state.

From 50:00 , Joel became ProtonJon

who thought this was a good idea after smb3

The trick with save states is to use them only when it's safe to use them otherwise you'll be stuck in an unscapable situation that leads to death no matter what inputs you'll try, it also helps to not rely on a single save state

This game lives up to it's title. This is some real assholish level design.

Rest In Peace, Vineglass.

Take a shot whenever Joel says "This is it!" even though it's very clearly not.

Take a shot every time joel loads his save

What is with your obsession of clicking "save" button every two seconds, Joel? Stop doing that - its causing more harm than good. And despite knowing that you keep doing same mistake of saving in wrong moment over and over. Seriously what is wrong with you?

Has anyone played Driver 2?

welcome to joel's hell

Drinking game : take a shot everytime he died