"Joel" "Bootleg" "Genesis" Better than clickbait

12:02 Sonic can't swim and in some iterations (especially the anime), Sonic is hydrophobic. Fun fact: He wears a life jacket during the swimming events in the Mario and Sonic Olympic games.

Peach: Listen everybody, let's bake a delicious cake for Mario. Mario: My name is *M U H A M M A D A L I*

These games dont need _hitboxes_ when they have *HETBOXES*

Welcome to another Russian language lesson. Today’s topic is me meys. Without further hesitation, let’s get started. (Yes, I am Russian, you can trust me.) Joel - Джоель [‘dzhoel] Beefzone - говяжья зона [go’vyazhyaya ‘zona] Kermit - Кёрмит [well it’s the same] Do the Mario - Делай Марио [‘delay ‘mario] Bootleg - пиратский [pi’ratskiy] Meme - мем [‘mem] Cyka blyat - сука блять [‘sooka ‘blyat] This game is shit - эта игра хуёвая [‘eta i’gra hu’yovaya] No - нет [‘net] Alright, so... - Ладно, в общем... [‘ladno, v ‘obshem] Class over! Thank your for your attention.

That Silent Hill game is based on a Japan Only Gameboy Advance version of it called "Silent Hill: Play Novel" and the Genesis version you guys saw was a port of that game.

As a Russian, I've found this stream very amusing.

"This is like Mugen before Mugen." And now characters from Top Fighter 2000 MKVIII have been converted to Mugen.

One of these days Joel is going to stumble across one of those creepy pasta games. The ones that have been cursed by the souls of drowned orphans.

7:47 - Sonic Jam 6, now featuring RedHotSonic!

The stream opened with the energy zone, but I'm barely awake

Remember guys? Our favorite childhood game, Sonic 3 & _K H A_ ?

NOT NOW I'M HAVING DINNER

Things I have llearned watching Vinesauce streams: -Elephants go EEEEEAAAAAAARGHHHHHHH -Deers go BUEEEEEERHHP -

Sonic can swim now! Sonic Jam 6 Game of the Year!

С О Н И К К Н А К Л С

Holy shit. Over the summer I worked in a factory and we made the Energy Zone signs. What the fuck

MY BODY IS READY

Genesis denesis what Nintendenesis

I thought it said Jello instead of Joel in that Gragfarf drawing.

The music on the level select menu for Angry Birds: Star Wars was a midi version of Erasure's "Always".

"Bootleg jumping" should be a professional term.

I love that I only needed to hear the first few notes of the Angry Birds level select song to know it's "Always" by Erasure stuffed into a midi. Robot Unicorn Attack really burned that song into my brain.

*OPTIC BLAST*

Starchild 30:30 Assassin Creed 1:05:01 Deer Hunter 1:07:22 MK5 (Mortal Kombat 5) 1:44:28 Mortal Kombat 2 Unlimited 1:54:08

To be honest, as a Russian, I didn't find any mistakes in translation. It's actually pretty good! Не всё так плохо и с этим переводом, даже хорошо на самом деле переведено!

Rita Repulsa summons evil goku to play basketball with Michael Jordan and Muhammad Ali has to put a stop to it, on theaters near you.

I love how the address error at 1:26:05 has the S replaced with the cyrillic letter for P which makes it basically say "addrepp error" instead.

So...Sonic Jam 6 is basically just reverse Somari?

Watch this with out context 1:03:05

Cohnk 3& K A H & K A H "Oh Blyat"

Ok, let's try better this time. 03:53 Sonic and Knuckles, cyka blyat edition 07:22 Sonic Jam 6 27:05 Super Donkey Kong 99 28:33 Star Wars cyka blyat edition 33:38 Angry Birds Star Wars cyka blyat edition 37:53 Stargate cyka blyat edition 41:17 Top Fighter 2000 cyka blyat edition 1:05:03 Assassin's Creed cyka blyat edition 1:07:23 Deer Hunter cyka blyat edition 1:15:00 Minions 2 1:17:40 Lego Pirates of the Carribean cyka blyat edition 1:22:20 Resident Evil 1:24:18 Sonic High Force 1:25:45 Sonic the Hedgehog cyka blyat edition???? 1:27:46 Tinhead cyka blyat edition 1:28:52 Angry Birds Russia, I guess 1:29:26 The Flintstones cyka blyat edition(this joke is getting old) 1:30:50 Metal Gear Solid cyka blyat edition 1:34:00 Naruto cyka blyat edition 1:38:13 Super Mario Bros shitty sound edition 1:39:27 Toki-Going Ape Spit 1:43:25 Gran Turismo 5 cyka blyat edition 1:44:28 Mortal Kombat 5 cyka blyat edition 1:54:06 Mortal Kombat Unlimited cyka blyat edition 2:12:36 Silent Hill Genesis cyka blyat edition 2:15:00 Bible Adventures 2:17:52 19 in 1-Street Fighter 2 2:18:51 19 in 1-Rambo III 2:19:11 19 in 1-Ms Pacman

In England, with referral to TOKI, the phrase "going ape SHIT" means to go absolutely mad and angry. So they just made a pants joke. Thx for the vids dude. Keep up the amazing work. x

Michael Jordan and Muhammad Ali are top-tier

As bad as it was stargate’s character animations looked really fluid and nice, they weren’t choppy at all

1:18:34 music is NES Top Gun: The Second Mission stage 2

tfw you can read cyrillic

I want that Gragfarf image as a 1920 x 1080 wallpaper. Bless my background with this holy creation.

нет Het HET

Is Joel rebooting his bootleg series? First, the Gameboy bootlegs, now this.

1:25:47 "i used to ruule the world" ....that immediatly came to my head

I decided to start streaming on twitch and I have uncle Joel to thank for bringing me out of my socially awkward shell in twitch chat. :) I wont put my twitch because it wouldnt be appropriate and I hate people who advertise on channels. But I wanna say thank you Joel and I hope to someday get a chance to stream with you or at least talk to you.

The star wars poster you showed us at 29:50 (The Empire Strikes Back) was actually a hungarian poster. I know because I am hungarian. :D The title here says "The Jedi returns". I was surprised that you found this one. :D

Joel: gonna have to turn it up Me: that sounds like a good idea that won't backfire on us at all.

Gif of Sub-Zero dancing: imgur.com/qJQXEcr

That Mortal Kombat: Mythologies bootleg is kind of impressively accurate to the original! Like, you see Joel get instantly crushed by a pillar with zero time to react and think "wow, what a shitty bootleg!", but I watched Future Joel stream the real Mythologies and yeah, the pillars *are* that bad!

Like when the world selection screen in the Angry Birds star wars bootleg has a cheap sega-like version of "Always" from Erasure

in the words of Bogan.. Yis

You know what is funny, everything that Joel mentioned here about Solo and The Last Jedi would be an absolute fucking improvement over what we got!

"My name is Nate Johnson, but my friends call me Naruto*Cut off by Joel cracking up*" I keep coming back to this video for that bit. XD

*СОНИК*

1:18:29 Ken's theme? StarFox? Damnit Joel it's Afterburner

3:50 - 5:02 Sonic & Knuckes Russian Bootleg 7:19 Sonic 6 JAM

comes home from school checks out yt feed sees joel and bootlegs "fuck yeah"

40:09 SQUADALAAHHH

30:52 to quote space hamster: “of course it’s Star Wars other wise it’s Star Wars it’s right there!”

Joel:Most of these games originate from Russia Me:Russia? Me:*remembers Felix the cat bootleg Me: *Oh no*

*T H E B O N E Z O N E*

Where does he even find that many bootleg roms? I wish I know that sacred paradise.

29:22 WOW Those posters, someone was REALLY into Pink Floyd!

29:49 It's the hungarian poster of The Return of the Jedi!

Ok, taking Mortal Kombat Mythologies and putting it as a Genesis ROM is impressive.

44:32 dlc pack 2 looking good

The year is 2099 AD, the ranger war has long since past killing the strong and only leaving the weak to serve. Any heroes left alive are either hiding or living as the evil green rangers dark enforcers. The heroes who escaped have been living in their cowardice for years, they can't take it anymore. It's time to stand up! It's time to fight for what's right! The once cowards form a noble resistance in an attempt to stop the green rangers bleak rule and save their fallen comrades. Will they win? Only you can decide their fate! Choose the righteous path of good, or the tyrannical green path of evil. Buckle up, because you're in for the fight of the century! You are the true top fighter! Heros- Ryu- Once a fighter for fun and experience, now turned grizzled war veteran only seeking blood revenge and freedom. Ryo- He's always had a hard life, his mother died and his father left him. The only thing keeping him company was his knowledge of martial arts. He is often mocked by his other teammates for his similarities to his friend and rival ryu. This does not bother him though, as he feels that they are the family he never had. Cyclops- His fellow resistance members call him Cycl for short, not much is known about him since the only two words he knows are "optic blast" Goku- The resistance's trump card, without him they'd never stand up to Ali. Goku much like Ryu fights for fun and experience, but unlike Ryu, he has not been hardened by war. Villains- Geese Howard- Ever since his brainwashing he has suffered serious brain damage, and only knows that his name is "Gees" Michael Jordan- Unlike the others serving the dark green lord, he has not been brainwashed. During the war he knew that heroes would lose so he had got experimental facial surgery and changed his named to "Joden" Muhammad Ali- Before Goku joined the hero's noble cause, Ali was the leader of the heros. But one night while he was sleeping the green ranger and his goons poisoned his water turning him to their evil side. This is how the green ranger won the war and became the Green Overlord Kyo- Another key player in the outcome of the war. He was once an innocent bystander to the war, but then kidnapped late at night and tortured into believing he was the son the green ranger. He was also conditioned into believing that his mother was the pink ranger and helped the green ranger brainwash her, making her his mother and the green ranger's wife.

thank you, father

Sonic 6 Jam (Sonic Jam 6) 7:26 StarChild (Star Wars + Wolfchild) 30:30 Angry Birds Star Wars 33:41 Top 2000 Fighter 44:51

Top fighter for EVO !

0:59 it’s beenze

Jesus that bootleg lego pirates of caribbean musics are pretty good

That stanky genesis Corneria remix. Oof ouch owie my bones

4:13 They actually made that a character in the comics at one point.

UOOFOOO POURNOOOO!!!!

My favourite Sega Genesis Bootleg is Mayro Advent Sure Is Missing Adventure DX Director's cut & Knuckles

I thought that Sega Error screen at first said AMMERICAN ERROR

Gragfarf meets spinglebab

Make note, the Star Wars angry блять menu music is Erasure - Always.

It's pretty ironic how Joel says that he loves the Jetsons when he was playing the Flintstones.

THEY'RE BACK

I could imagine when you start the Star Wars game that USSR Anthem just starts playing for no reason at all

4:03 SUNIC & NUKULS,AND GUNG AND CHACHIK

2:04:01 **teleports behind you**

eh its worth it to see sonic swim in the bootleg or romhack version.

Hey, I recognize that Assassin's Creed one! That was that unreleased Dragon's Lair Sega Genesis game Joe talked about on Game Sack!!

4:04 N Coonk and Chuck chick

Muhammad Ali beat Goku. Now he gets Princess Peach.

Welcome... to the (BEEF) Energy Zone.

18:04 I'm sorry, what?

At 1:35:52 Joel's Naruto sounds a lot like Xavier renegade angel.

It's written Sega Gensis on the description lol

Ali would have cried if he saw how badly digitized he was

G R E A T. S T U F F.

muhammad ali's sonical adventure.

*sonik*

I gotta tell ya, Joel, my emulator of choice is generally one called _"Regen."_ It's very accurate and you can overclock the M68K CPU, making otherwise laggy games _(Star Control, Mega Man: The Wily Wars)_ virtually lag-free. *But,* for someone like you? _RetroArch_ is definitely the way to go, with its multi-emulator setup. (I know how bad you are with emulators.) In fact... now that I've become aware that it has a PSP port, I may want to check it out... Hmmm... *Edit:* v1.6.7 doesn't work on my PSP-1000. In fact, no version beyond a certain version seems to work on _anyone's_ PSPs of _any_ model. Oh, well. I have other emulators for what I want.

The Russian translations were not that bad

I'm a simple man. I see a Joel stream with Bootleg in the title, I watch it.

Спасибо, Папа Джоель

5:35 That's not Sonic, that's Cohnk! The alien writing told me so!

i love joels bootleg streams but god i hate it when he finds a 1v1 fighting game, just ends up spending ages saying very little and they are just boring as shit to watch.

Come on and slam, and welcome to sonic jam