i feel like i do within 16

Just imagine there's like 1 gram of nutrients per meal

Literally me

-this post was not made by Shrew gang LUL

There are people out there who have zero body fat because of genetic disorder, they actually do have to eat very often or start to starve.

That adventure would be fun as fuck though

That's how 3008's _"supposed"(?)_ to work, but Joel could do it in a normal one too

If I had discovered a path leading to the way out, I'd just take Joel by the shirt and gently pull him back immediately before he could take the wrong path, then I would drag him as we walk through the right path across the store.

joel's autism lights up the light bulb because hes a special little swede

If you have matches or a lighter you can relight a lightbulb no problem.

@@eyewai Joel's the kind of guy to put a lightbulb in his mouth and have it glow instantaneously

He wanted to eat it as well

I wonder if there's a way to hook a lightbulb up to a powerbank

he'd just make friendly conversation with the employees

It's the Swedish people's revenge by trapping him in an ikea forever after he nuked Sweden

@@fybson1068 he nuked norway

@@kyoudoku Which is right next to Sweden, you can only be so precise with 5000 nukes

"That switch when the light goes out - is very terrifying."

Mira nadamas todos esos likes papu :v

@@fcatherwood yup, this one is doing numbers...

joel wtf

I want him to read them in a proper swedish accent, his meme swedish accent and in actual swedish. Joble please

I was just thinking of Joel guessing the name of each product

So basically his annual April 1st stream?

How about an IKEA furniture BUILDING stream

@@No1TypeC omg he needs to play that Home Improvement game!! It's old as fuck but that wouldn't deter Joel from playing it lol

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It's fine in Minecraft

@@IDHLEB Not really, it's equally as annoying and tedious if not moreso

@@JG_Wentworth getting a steady supply is easy though, specially with melons and if you have gold, you can make golden carrots. or just slaughter animals. or just play modded and not even bother with food to begin with.

@@cralo2569 A. I don't play Minecraft to play a farming simulator. B. It's not hard *at all* to find food in general. Villages have tons of wheat and crops so farming resources are plentiful, and nearly *every common animal* drops some sort of food. The tedium doesn't come from the fact its difficult to find sustainable food sources, that's missing the point. It's tedious because it's something you're *always fighting against* because you're almost *always* sprinting for the vast majority of the game. Plus, it's your only form of healing for the majority of the game, and even then you're better off eating golden apples or golden carrots to heal up when potions show up because you're already allocating inventory space to food. The fact sprinting is basically overpowered doesn't help either, so you've got incentive to keep that bar up but it only becomes a problem if you're taking damage (which is only really feasible to happen at night or in caves and mostly by skeleton snipes, nothing else can catch up to you when sprinting) or if you wait too long to stop and eat. Which, the latter isn't a problem often enough for anyone with half a braincell that they're sharing between 3 people. And sure, I could turn on some mods to fix some of those issues, make going out at night or in caves more dangerous without being prepared, make food more scarce or make it more difficult naturally to fill the hunger bar, make sprinting a separate mechanic from the hunger bar with its own downsides, but it can be difficult to find mods that fix issues like that "clicks" the right way. Plus, it doesn't really fix the base games balancing issues anyway, which is what I'm talking about to begin with

Holy crud I found you on KZfaq.

@RedDragee it just gets annoying to deal with, in Don’t Starve the hunger system works because a full stomach in that game gives you a grace period of about half an hour in this Joel begins starving after 15 minutes of exploring and gets an eighth of his bar restored by eating a full meatball sub

this is why I never play Minecraft's survival mode

The massive badonkadonk, obviously

Joels huge legs

Kinda. Mukbang only existed in Korea until a hot girl started doing it. Then suddenly she had more views than the rest of the genre combined, and went international. Then when it hit the west, you had the kind of people who watch car crash videos all day, so you had the guy who literally got so fat he has an oxygen tube on while he's eating. So the "intention" for the Western audience has always been... Unsavory. The best Western example predates the mukbang trend. Andrew Zimmern and Man vs. Food. At least that series featured local restaurants and stuff. Like go to most any Oh-K-Dog and they'll have videos of k-pop stars shoving hot dogs in their faces. And usually there will be some guys having fun and laughing. Then they cut to shots of a hot girl alone in a room or a car... Being very quiet and submissive and just shoving stuff in her mouth... Slightly different audience. They know what sells.

Well you're in luck.

@@SFM_2 Thank you!!

@@SFM_2 Vhere? Is der streame

@@SFM_2 where's the stream?

I imagined him yelling that over the building’s PA system. XD

If Bugs Bunny can do it so can Mr Fecalfunny

Time stamp PLEASE 😂

what a bizarre adventure

@@erenyeager3655 thank you

That's a shame. Tho there's apparently a game in pre development called The Store is Closed planned for a kickstarter by someone named ZiggyGameDev so that's neat.

as always

@@TECH097 Kickstarter? Then it'll end the same as this one

@@fransoto8343 yup. He’ll just take the money and run before it’s even out

Many such cases

I can trust your username

It was definitely my favorite in this stream?

It won't be long until you run around saying it in your daily life. I speak from personal experience.

Mine's still the wheezing laughter.

Mine is when he turns full Swedish horse and neighs repeatedly on stream during spooky moments

@@ismaelgarcia8243 One I did for a long time that I don't know the origin story of is "It's him!!! It's truly him!!!" "What, what are you talking about?" And I could never for the life of me find a single clip of him saying it even though I know he's done it a miljard times

@@YuliaLinderoth *gasp!*... "its Him!!" He does it so often they all kind of stay hidden, peppered throughout his vids and such. I know for sure he does it rather frequently in his QT playthroughs. Plenty of characters he refers to as "him!" Lol

no

@@FlyGirl774 *Excuse me, the store is now closed.*

The one phrase American shoppers don't understand. 🤣

Excuse me

Oioioioioi

Your pfp is enjoying Thanksgiving

What in a hamburger makes it american, the bacon?

@@stibba4286 the size I think. German hamburgers are massive, because they're basically portable hamburger steaks with bread as a simple way to hold it so it can be eaten on the go. American burgers are smaller patties, which makes it easier to add toppings like cheese and lettuce.

Don't forget that fat meat sauce they can cook in.

AH JU KNÅV SWEDÉN MITTBÖLLS MEJD ÅV HORSE MEETa

@@MamaAki Is not! Don't spräd lies!

geonie geonie yis papah eetang shoogar noe papuh telang liyes noh paepah oopin yer mout AH AH AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Wasn't that also related to SCP-3008?

@@mslabo102s2 Yes he played this.

c R i S p Y

Not really a meme,but also kinda?its a weird SCP

Too bad the devs ran out on it there's a new one called "the store is now closed"

@@kenetickups6146 rip

Scamware? Can you explain it, please?

@@userfromspace8952 I think he’s talking about the fact that someone playing this might donate money into the creator’s patreon thinking it’ll go into completing the game, but it’s abandoned.

@@elusivegrain9162 In that case, it's a misnomer. Do some baseline research and pay attention to who you throw your money at. If you don't, the monetary loss is on you.

thought most people knew about this

@@kingkongsz its a fucking ikea lmao no

Its pretty iconic

This isn't obscure at all. It's incredibly popular, hence why games are being made about it.

@@staryoshi06 well i guess i missed it, i don’t really follow this stuff anyway

Unfortunately we're not immune. Maybe people from Småland?

Ever wanna talk about it? Lemme know

Come out of Brasil then

That really sucks. It seems like it has a lot of potential for a more casual survival-horror game.

People just don't care about their money, that they cry about "taxes" or other expensive stuff

@Rocksen Not much of a difference, both have really jank ai

It shouldn't have any durability tbh. Durability is an awful mechanic because all it does is punish the player and keep them from wanting to fight.

Don't you get more weapons from fighting though? I've never played BOTW for any extended time but the game seems pretty well balanced at always having some sort of weapons avaliable to the player. I don't get why people talk about the durability like it actively prevents you from finishing/starting fights.

@@flippisni That's all well and good until you start getting weapons you actually like and want to keep. This leaves you having to go farm for the weapons that do respawn every time you need to replace them, while the ones that in limited supply and are one time pickups you'll eventually run out of. It's to the point where even the weapons of the four Champions break easily and though you can replace them, it's a hassle to do so. The gameplay loop of fight, break weapon, pickup new weapon from enemy is only fun in the beginning of the game when you really feel like a scavenger scrapping by to to survive. Basically, it turns into a question of "Why should I bother fighting this low level enemy when all it's going to do is wear down the durability of my weapons that I could use on a stronger enemy?" which leads to an aversion to actually enjoying the combat as the consequences for fighting non-important enemies are just too great to be worth it. Honestly, I really wouldn't mind the weapons breaking if they just had a tier of legendary weapons that didn't break. Who cares if the player only uses those when they get them, they earned them. BotW's gameplay is already the one that encourages weapon switching the most as each weapon type has a style, rather than just being different swords at varying levels of strength.

Bruh...this "IS" the sequel.

@@flippisni It's the fact that it wasn't put in the game for the sake of fun, but as a hindrance that is wholly unnecessary. It encourages avoidance or cheese, like using the infinite bombs at your disposal, rather than going in with your weapons like the other Links are fond of doing. What they should have done is let us choose the weapons we like and take away the worry of them shattering for no reason. Instead, make the naturally stronger weapons cost another resource to use effectively, like the Ancient weapons or the magic rods. I would have much preferred a magic system and a good combat stamina system over a bunk durability system.

joel plays roblox when god i'd love to tell him the classic games or games with lots of player count (such as Crossroads 2048 by Shedletsky, which was used to test the player count, it has like 20k per server)

@@TallTapper 20k per server...? What do you mean?

@@TallTapper jobel messing around with roblox games would break reality

@@Knirfish 20k players in one server, all roblox games have servers that separates the player count, like most multiplayer games 09hi0w94idsf

That's cooking the Garfield way.