31:54 Joel accidentally creates a top-tier KZfaq Poop

28:35 I love that Joel's immediate reaction to realizing the voice dictation is working is to then start reading that same dictation _back into_ the microphone. Joel's brain operates only in never-ending 'if' functions that loop continuously.

thought this was N E W and got pissed at myself for missing stream

_"I never liked how the red M&M has like, bedroom eyes. I never liked that, I never, never liked that."_

YOU THE WINNER YOU THE WINNER AAAACHK

Local Swedish man upsets every single Italian in existence

It's amazing to see how far Joel's come with his 3D Movie Maker skills.

31:42 Best part, Lmfao. Joel never fails to make someone laugh. That was amazing

the luigi is drunk part has me wheezing Also I came from the shortened version before it went private lol

published 21 Oct 2019 streamed 23 July 2018 nice one, Joel

joel: i have a dumb idea me: he's gonna scream. joel: what if i just scream?

That's so weird, I couldn't remember the name of ViaVoice for like decades Back in the late 90's, my dad (who worked at IBM at the time) brought home a copy and we tried it out on his computer. I always remembered it as an example of speech-to-text that barely worked, at least compared to something like Assistant or Siri or whatnot. Mostly cause it interpreted my brother's name incorrectly 100% of the time and just went completely nuts if you laughed at it butchering my brother's name. In any case, it is friggin nuts how Joel manages to dig up crap from my memory that I figured only I remembered. First it was "Hey Macaroni!" and now ViaVoice. 😲

If Joel thought that Big Bang is the worst, he haven't tried Top Banana yet

22:36 *I can still hear Bonzi’s voice in my head. He is taking over.*

I like how he's implying luigi's drunk *again,* saying that this isn't the first time luigi has done this

Blessed be the Hoel

BLESS THIS HOLY STREAM

7:26 Joel speaking my native language is the most blessed thing on earth

7:44 Pussy destroyer! Pussy! De! Stroyer!

11:59 "I'm a huge metal fan too". goddamn Joel how do you come up with this shit that quickly??

Even when he is not using the internet Bonzi buddy still finds him

31:40 clearly the highlight of this stream.

This is the only source of info the internet has on Big Bang

11:36 "Oh it's a video? Oh no." *Ad plays*

16:13 Wait, I had this game growing up! Joel, what the fug? I agree! It was a complete and utter fever dream to 6 year old me. Even scarier when you find enemies and the game would DEMONICALLY SCREAM AT YOU AND INVERT THE COLOURS! Seeing it on any platform other than my old Archimedes is a trip, actual nightmare fuel.

"Yes, I am a huge metal fan too."

Fun fact, I had a windows 98 computer right up until 2009, because it was a handmedown from my dad..... man.... looking at rage comics on that damn thing, playing runescape..... those were the days....

40:50 The G-Man dresses up as a Dink to teach Baby Joel about movies.

*Witnesses Big Bang* _"Like, Fred, this isn't weed!"_

Everybody: this streamed a year ago why are you uploading this now and not then? Joel: Y E S

also “yes indeed”

55:44 Everybody gangsta until you gotta play minesweeper to defuse the bomb

Has Joel streamed Winblows 98 yet? That seems like his type of game.

Imagine playing Big Bang on acid

Being italian means having a whole different experience with this video

40:46 THE BEGINNING OF THE LEGEND

Joel: **Opens 3D movie maker** Joel: Wh-what is this? Me: Don't you don't remember? Green Mario? Revolver Garfield? DUCK NUKEM!?!?! Joel: I want to leave. Me: Wait a minute... Video Description: "Date streamed: 23 Jul , 2018" Me: ...Oh Joel!

I don't understand why Joel takes so long with the windows destruction's he uploads his other streams fairly recent from the stream date but with these It takes at least a year

41:00 I wheezed so hard that I nearly threw up in a quiet classroom.

This stopped my JoJos binge, I really enjoy the series so far and I wouldn't have watched it without you Joel!

EU man found yelling at 1998 technology

Last time i was this early.... Joel was recording this live stream

7:42 Joel realized back in Mac Destruction flashbacks "POSSEH DESTROYEHR"

20:26 I love the comedic timing of the error sound

What the fowk? What the fowg? He really doin' it? _Tonight?_ Whaot the fouge? What the fogue? No way. That is implobleselle. What the foose? Whaout-t?

Ayyye love the Gimmick! Intro music

When he started playing Big Bang I think I actually blew out my diaphragm from laughing so hard

7:28 I'm italian, I approve 😂

as a baby of 98, I feel this really speaks to me spiritually. I hope to die like this.

The “baby Joel” voice never fails to make me laugh

When I hit the screaming I suddenly realized I watched this video but I hardly remembered it

Oh my God this again, amazing!

5:47 Joel’s screams of pain as he is blasted by bright pink.

10:06 "I, Graphics Shop Pro, have a dream..."

This stream is so old that I can't even remember if I've watched it.

When joel first said "3D movie maker" he knew he had to make the blue shell incident.

it’s time, we must all rejoice for this is a fine day.

I got a KZfaq ad in Dutch while watching wtf

There really is no going back after this

The sudden crazy piano in the midi made me have tears in my eyes holy crap

You know the streams old when Joel starts playing Minesweeper lmao

I can't believe that even on the original Windows 98 OS you could just press cancel or esc and you'd be logged in with admin perms

31:52 so that I can revisit this whenever I need a full-body cleansing (33:31 for the audio on its own)

Damn, I would totally wear the pentagram Vargskelethor mushroom pixel logo from the beginning on a black hoodie or shirt with some black metal font type text, that would be sick idk why Joel doesn’t have merch.

How is Big Bang not more famous? It's one of the most cursed games I've ever seen.

If someone wanted me to visualize having severe anxiety + feeling extreme dread in any situation, Big Bang would literally be it

Thanks to intense learning from Joel's streams, your big sister was able to properly use the internet by not doing the things Joel does on destructions! 🖥⌨😊💜

Ah yes, the 3D Movie Maker (Part *0)* stream

Joel should just do a stream strictly dedicated to the ViaVoice.

Someone should remake 3D Movie Maker but with a free camera and a coordinates display so you know the exact coordinates of the selected character at all times.

I’m just vibing to the music in the beginning

Woodrow forces me to use him to write death threats and blackmail to enemies of the pencil mafia and sometimes holds me at gunpoint if I hesitate, please help me

All the time that he's messing with ViaVoice: I just keep seeing that pencil character watching all of this while still smiling and putting his arms out 😂

55:30 is when he tries to play Minesweeper to the tune of MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー (the midi version)

Magic day? Oct 21. WINDOWS XP DAY!

I can already hear my own computer screaming in agony.

45:09 It reminds me of that video KZfaq recommend me that was uploaded 9 years ago, oh god no xD

Windows destruction ripens like a fine wine

Joel, you have to redo windows 2000, Like you did with this.

I am so glad that I finally found the context to that 2 minute version that got recommended a long time ago to me where it's just that speech to text part and like toad dies or whatev😂😂

Last time I came this early, my girlfriend dumped me

tbh watching the uploaded streams is much better then watching the short videos

7:43 joel's little moan as he realizes what this is XD

Rayman DOS hits different.

18:08 the background of Big Bang reminds me of the battle backgrounds from EarthBound

Blessed be Mr. Spooktober for our spicy spook candy.

I’m just calling it now, Big Bang is weirder than Earthbound

a la hundrittoforty. Never change joel

THE INTRO BE LIKE SATAAAANAAA

oops you need to put this malware up in your computer

Holy shit, it's been close to 3 years since the last Windows Destruction. I wonder why he stopped it, like, I know he likes to do them as charity events, but wouldn't more be better?

wait...final stream? I thought he was stop streaming for good,gave me a heart attack!

I love when it goes: L̶̢̡̦̤̪̟̦̗͖̳̈́̄̓̿̿̈́͗̑̀̀͝ų̴͎̬̣͓̤̘̯͋̇̽̔̓̓̋̇̀̉͋͠į̸̫̩̜̫̲͂̆͗ģ̸͚̼͇͍̪͙̭͖̠̟̝̱̓͐i̵̛̛̜̻͎̇̀̌͒̒͘͜

59:41 Joel: *forced bsod* Joel: *wheeze*

Wait, that's the trial?! *_A JPEG?!_*

Yeah bitches! Been waiting for this since 2017!

Man Joel, you're so fast! You uploaded this a year after you streamed it!

56:00 can we just take a moment and take a look at how smooth the windows pile up and look like some bouncy animation unintentionally?

Big Bang is what happens to Sonic after one marijuana

I got to watch part 1 and 2 for most if not the entirety of the runtime because of me going through Super Mario Odyssey. Thank you for you're amazing content.