32:07 “𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐈'𝐌 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐈𝐓 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐋𝐄𝐓 ᵐʸ ᵈᵉᵐᵒⁿˢ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵖˡᵃʸ”

32:08 *ONE DAY I'M GONNA JUST SAY F**** *IT ALL AND LET* mY dEmOnS OuT tO pLaY **joels turns into a tea kettle**

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ GOOD SHIRT MY GRANDFATHER WORE IT ON HIS DEATH BED

I love it when ＶＩＮＣＥＮＴ says ＲＯＴＡＴＥ!

"I found one where the guy nüts so hard, his soul leaves his body..." omg Joel

Joel trying to decipher "what the fuck" on the swedish chef shirts ("Vert der ferk") lmao

Love it how none of these has a bad review ever. The ones where it's like "Got these for my grandson's birthday gift :)" on some offensive or weird shit crack me up.

We watched a man spent 3hrs browsing Wish and enjoyed every minutes of it, let that sink in. The fact Joel being this entertaining just by browsing Wish is amazing

"ok ok last one" checks video length 3 more hours aight I'm in for the night

Someone should get Jerma the “Ringmaster of the shit show” shirt

Literally on the front page is an LED TV for 3 dollars and what I can only assume is a prototype time machine. Oh my god.

32:07 that's the best impression of a kettle with boiling water i have ever heard.

Can someone please animate this to him walking through a store and picking all of these items up and talking to an invisible crowd

I really liked this segment, hope he does it again

Fun story from me: I used to think Wish and the Make-a-Wish foundation were the same thing, and the reason why Wish prices were so low was so parents could buy things for their dying children. It wasn’t until Jacksfilms sponsored it did I realize that people weren’t, in fact, taking advantage of a charity organization.

55:16 Joel immediately sees chat and turns into angry driving dad saying he'll turn the car around. Also, if he does buy stuff off here to revisit this, he should call it "Wish Granted".

That wheeze at 32:07 is something else.

Joel confirming that he has “been on the bed before” has scarred me more than I thought it would

"If you're a parent and you buy this for your kid, you should get a call from the IRS." almost choked on a dorito

Perfect stream, my son loved it.

Btw, HE WAS NOT JOKING BOUT JON MADE HIS TWITTER NAME DUKIE NUKIE

I’m instantly intrigued by this concepr

Ah yes I to, as the vinesauce fan, like the reference "ROTATE"

Lmao shirts at $102, Wish is insane 🤣🤣🤣

I can't believe there's Joel merch on Wish

As an employee of a certain online retailer, I've stowed some of the most obnoxious shirts you can imagine, so this certainly was a PTSD stream of sorts for me. (But NOT the PTSD from that dumb shirt chat was carrying on about, IDK what the timestamp was) But the one that really grates against me is the "My mommy is my #1 bestie" shirt that they make for infants. One or two of those appear every day and good lord, if that doesn't spell out "My mom is an ignorant instagrammer parent" I don't know what does.

Wish dumpster diving? Surely this bit cant be that lon- *3 HOUR VIDEO*

This isn’t comedy gold, its comedy platinum

32:11 that shirt was so sharp it made joel deflate.

Fun fact: The cute kitty cat self defense keychain is banned in most of the US because they're considered brass knuckles.

26:45 You're laughing. Grämpa died and you're laughing.

The brass knuckles that look like kitty cats are for places where brass knuckles are illegal. Gas stations here sell things like them as "novelty keychains".

47:46 - 48:00 Sexual experience with a Swedish man from start to finish

18:05 As soon as Joel said "From who?" I told myself "Crackheads" and literally as soon as I said that he did too lmfao clown to clown communication

joel not understanding what fabricated discounts are is adorable ngl

"2 more words and we'll call it for Wish tonight" 1 hour left in the video

Swedish man first time seeing swedish chef: Vert de ferk? : 0

*I s T h a t A V i n e s a u c e R e f e r e n c e*

2:53:02 Joel freaking out over the burger eagle shirt made my day. It’s like when people got scared about demonic imagery back then.

Frank Reynolds was right, the trash business really is a gold mine.

2:44:20 of course the first thing you see when you search jojo it has to be a vibrator

“Ridiculous tangents that go nowhere for like 40 minutes” *3 hours later*

the "vert der ferk" bit is probably the longest Joel has managed to do a bit like that without just completely losing it

The backround of the shirt at 36:38 is two pikatchus getting it on if you look closely.

"I've jumped on the bed a few times in my lifetime" Chat: Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa

I want to see somebody at a court hearing wearing that "I paused my game to be here" shirt

Joel not grasping the concept that people can have children that are adults is hilarious in a very specific way.

Last time I was this early, I was still in middle school, watching Vinesauce.

oh man, i dont even watch joel much anymore, but i saw this video and the length of it in my subs and just went 'dis gonna be good'

23:55 Watching a Swedish man trying to understand phonetic English from an exaggerated stereotype....

This is the most "Joel" segment ever. Reminds me of the bootleg fireworks.

Still trying to figure out wtf "SPONTANEOUS HOSIERY" is supposed to mean.

I’m excited that this is a possible part 1 but I’m afraid Joel would get tired of it soon or everything would kind of repeat itself after some time.

I SAW MY ART IN THE VINESAUCE PART LMAOOOOOOO

Joel, this is content in it's rawest and best form, trust me

"NOOO NOOO, I AM NOT A YELL, I AM A SVEEEDEEEN" ~Joel maybe

1:38:38 Look at the shirt the guy in the top left is wearing INTERES TING MAGICAL JEANS

I was laughing my ass off when I saw chat go crazy of the booba.

idk if people realize this but all those tv infomercial products, like that salad chopper thing, they are meant for disabled people. not to be “more convenient” for abled people. thats why the commercials are so weird too, theyre trying to make the accessibility products look like theyre meant for abled people so they don’t immediately get tossed out before they get to market the product.

7:11 is it weird that I'm so used to hearing Bulk Bogan at this point that Hulk Hogan sounds wrong now?

His best stream this year so far. Its super comfy, progressive, and really funny. Reminds me back during my school days browsing weird / funny shit with friends during computer class

joel discovering cheap chinesium pocket weapons/toys is a joy to behold. he ever visits the states someone has to take this dude to a flea market.

I get wish ads which I wish I never saw.

Being fair to that random guy, any time joel says some cuss word in spanish he does sound mexican as hell, and thats a compliment

32:06 I love the way he kept the accent while laughing

when's the ashens crossover

"what kinds of games do you like to play?" "shoot game"

a 3 hours stream but im already fucking dying with the I AM VERY PLEASED WITH THIS RING THAT HAS KENNEDY, HE WAS MY FAVORITE PRESEDENT. Dude

Check out Rerez if you want to see more about the “retro” consoles, he made reviews on them. They’re obviously awful.

This is a great VOD and I sincerely appreciate the chapter timestamps. They are super useful for when I lose my place and want to watch where I last left off

Amazing how joel acted like spamton on that part 49:38

32:08 I've replayed this part like 10 times why is it so funny??

41:35 "This crazy anus of mine" sounds like a title for one of those inspirational novels about life

I love his reaction to the weapons. I don't think he understands what America is. You can buy most weapons in America somewhere. There's not much regulation for non-firearm related weapon purchases in America since we're not really worried about someone going on a mass brass knuckling spree.

Joel going "Rotate" made me laugh tears omf this segment is great I want that entire shitpost on a t-shirt

Yes, I too enjoy S A N D V E H I C L E, and P S Y C H I A T R I C I T A L I A N

1:49:12 I woke up from to slumber to hear this, I proceed to piss myself laughing haha

I learned that Joel is strongly biased against drugs. That's... That's kinda based

12:41 my favorites are "the product just arrived, haven't tested it yet" 5 STARS

As someone who has a hobby in upkeeping a _wtf_ wishlist, I immediately clicked.

by the way the gorilla glue girl didn’t sue but some crazy lawyer guy on twitter was trying to pressure her into suing and pretending she was his client news sites just ran the story though

1:57:29 Unisex Death Flame would be a great band name

As funny as this is it kinda makes me sad to see the sheer amount of trash products for sale that will end up in a landfill

Joel is the only guy I know who can make me have fun watching someone browse through bootleg merchandise... FOR THREE HOURS

Nothing says "MURICA" like outsourcing labor to other countries :P

34:51 I like how he just casually scrolls by the shirt that says "More Jobs. No Jobs. Blow Jobs."

54:56 I can only imagine the storm in the chat from this point

The bootleg Vita colored like a Switch was one of the systems that Soulja Boy had been selling on his site before it got shut down. Rerez did a video on it for his Worst Ever series and it was godawful

Yes I like memes such as R O T A T E

Oh no....I kinda want the "fishing hooker" shirt lmao

I'd like to think the 'ask me about my butthole' shirt is just a really roundabout way to avoid being the one to bring it up at your doctor's appointment

Oh wow. Russian Sims 4 modder god man, in the event of a meme house 3, this stream is a goldmine for hot fresh items

"just use knife" man made 99% of kitchen utility businesses go bankrupt

I am not convinced that Joel does not run Wish himself

Don't know where you got the notion that swedish vikings were just traders, given that the region of Sweden encompasses regions settled by geats, norsemen, danes, and gutones as well. But even if only considering specifically the tribe called swedes, it'd still be pretty far off, as we know from the England runestones and Greece runestones found in the region they had settled. And that's without going into things like the attack on Constantinople and surrounding areas, the forming of the varangian guard, etc. Based on contemporary sources, including other nordic tribes, they were among the more violent of the nordic tribes. It might not seem like it, as most english material on the vikings is from the perspective of the english who mainly dealt with danes, norsemen, jutes, and geats, but raiding was arguably more common among the tribe of swedes when looking at east-european sources. tl;dr - The nordic region at the time was pretty violent all around.

I would unironically buy one of those ‘fuck you’ blue shell pins

2:04:51 Forget 7 Nation Army, John's creating a 7 Dollar Army and he needs body armor.

okay hear me out, socks that are actually magnetic for when you drop that tiny screw or whatever. you just walk around until ur foot picks it up

my sadness when joel scrolled past the bag of plastic teeth was audible for 10 miles

32:05 is one of Joel's wheezing moments that seems to get overlooked a lot