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Imagine if Staten Island was real

"Chat, was this real? Was there really a thing called sex?" Binyot discovers sex

5:56 Shoutout to the newest running character doing bits in the Vinnyverse

42:07 Blur's entire marketing being "play the racing game for GROWN UPS" and then it immediately after listing the game as E10+ is so unintentionally hilarious.

I appreciate everyone in chat who randomly said HOOT WIRELESS and SOUL FOOD throughout the entire segment

1:13:25 this is like going into a boxing match trying to anticipate if they're going to hit you from the left, right, or uppercut only for them to pull out a loaded desert eagle.

1:30:42 He doesn't know that all of us brazilians are actually vocaloids

9:37 this sentence is even more funny out of context

1:30:34 Imagine going to a country and they all spoke in fuckin Banjo Kazooie

2:09:40 has to be one of the best Vinny reactions ever. "WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNNNNNN!?!?!?"

2:07:11 "We're almost done, chat. The nightmare is almost over." Then the nightmare intensifies

25:07 Vinny temporarily invokes the spirit of Peter of Griffin

The guy at 2:08:00 at least really tried to give a genuine Joker performance and sticks out compared to the terrible acting around him. Gotta commend his dedication for some mobile game ad. Also his name on the "leaderboard" is just Charles.

2:00:02 This might be my favorite Vinny reaction in YEARS. His immediate scream of shock and disgust at that festering foot and the fact you can tell he's covering his mouth is absolute gold

25:09 Vinny's Peter impression is actually getting fucking uncanny

34:03 Bro really sounded like Captain Falcon before busting that laugh 💀

The fact that they apparently brought back Peach's old cartoon VA to play the lady in the Mario Plumbing commercial warms my crusty old YTP-addled heart.

1:39:43 Vinny just recreates the DOIT sound perfectly and moves on

1:31:33 Mighty Taco transmogrifies Vinny into Gruntilda

Fun Fact: The last Super Mario Super Show episode aired on December 1st, 1991 meaning it has been around 32 years since Nintendo has acknowledged the series. Rip Lou Albano & Danny Wells.

The mobile ads section felt like being forcefully dragged through the 9 circles of hell and back.

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1:13:58 Vinny laughs so hard he becomes baby Jesus

The mighty taco laugh at 1:31:34 is such pure raw laughter , I love it. I can picture Vinny reeling back in his chair

1:31:30 I know it's only February, but this is an incredibly strong contender for the most unhinged Vinny laugh of the year

57:06 Dude that commercial scared the crap outta me when I was little. I've been trying to find it ever since. Not as freaky as I remember, but glad to see it on this segment.

2:00:02 I LOVE that scream. That was a "felt something on your hand and subconsciously assumed it wasn't a bug, but glanced to see it actually WAS a bug" scream. Also, HOW DID THEY NOT GIVE HIM the 777 draws commercial with the friggen jontron clip in it?

2:05:46 Vinny scolding chat like they're an 8 year old who was playing chicken on the street

I am glad Vinny had so much joy seeing the Super Show theme be brought back.

2:07:11 Vinny sees projectile diarrhea and immediately has an existential crisis surrounding aliens smiting us all

1:09:09 So fun facts about this commercial as someone who grew up in Hawai'i - this is performed by Frank Delima, who was a comedian that everyone in the 90's/2000's and onward grew up with seeing on TV plenty In original 'Ōlelo Hawai'i, the term used for Grandmother is kūkū wahine, but over time as Hawaiian Pidgin became a new combined language featuring all of the different ethnicities that came to Hawai'i during the plantation era (Portuguese, Filipino, Japanese, Samoan, etc.), the word "Tutu" became equivalent to grandmother/old woman, in the same way some people say Nana or other similar grandmother words. So when they're referring to tutu, they mean it as grandmother and not the ballerina tutu, and The Cab I believe at the time was marketing towards an older market (before Uber/Lyft existed) as a service that can safely transport your elderly loved ones like a regular cab service rather than have them drive, so it's supposed to be a double joke of "for your tutu (grandmother)" , but also the number being "4 2 2 - 2 2 2 2" being that there's three grandmothers in every commercial "4 tutu , tutu, tutu" , so in the plentiful amount of Frank Delima The Cab commercials, those three versions of him as a Tutu wearing full Mu'umu'u Hawaiian Dress were always present

56:07 the reaction to the monkey fruit roll ups commercial has to be my favorite so far. vinny sounds so delighted to see the monkeys, but also like the idea of those monkeys eating fruit rollups is about to kill him.

CEX is real, It's a very common shop here in the UK and it's very tongue and cheek. In fact the employee wifi is called "Unprotected CEX" in every shop you go to xD.

1:34:45 Beginning of mobile ads segment Those with a weak stomach should beware, some commercials are nasty

2:00:02 LET YOUR FLESH BE CONSUMED BY THE SCARLET ROT

1:09:21 love how Vinny got abruptly cut off by his own maniacal giggling

1:17:40 It truly is ingenious Now because the words Hoot Wireless has become a staple of how ridiculous this commercial is, it will never be forgotten.

Crypto luigi at 5:56

"But Mama, what about my testicles?" was a brand new sentence I've learned from watching this. Thanks Bumby

Two perfect poop moments back to back. Both completely accidental. "This commercial is based" and "FUCK the price". Fantastic.

I’m disappointed that we HOOT WIRELESS didn’t get to see Vinny’s first response to the commercial, HOOT WIRELESS but the fact Nintendo brought back something thought to HOOT WIRELESS HOOT WIRELESS be long abandoned since the N64 HOOT WIRELESS era is a very pleasant surprise! Also, the boys are HOOT WIRELESS New Yorkers once again!

Whoever came up with the name "Ad Nausea" for this segment, deserves a medal.

5:56 I just bought more land in the metaberse

The mobile ads were so vile that they temporarily erased my memory of every previous ad in this segment. Special mention goes to 2:09:39 where Vinny has a mental breakdown over the ad director's thinly veiled urolagnia.

There were a lot of hilarious adverts this time around. 1:13:24 came out of nowhere with its punchline. I live in the UK and I have never seen this advert. To put the advert into perspective somewhat, at football stadiums, small meat pies are very common as a purchasable food item. Also, HOOT WIRELESS.

HOOT WIRELESS and SOUL FOOD nearly killed me from laughing. God this was an amazing segment aside from the mobile ads.

2:09:42 I don’t think I’ve ever laughed at something so hard in my life.

*Fun fact:* Apparently, one of the founders of CeX is the creator of Black Mirror. If that isn't irony, I don't know what is.

HOOT WYLISS is an instant classic

the mario movie is gonna be like black panther for vinny

Vinny accidentally playing the Mass Effect theme over the Soul Food commercial instead of the "Hoot Wireless" sound effect is probably one of the greatest goofs I've seen lmao

"Momma, what'll happen to me when I got to the golden pasture in the sky?" "Your shoulders and ribs will go to the nice big supermarket and your tongue and your legs go to that lovely local organic butcher." "But momma, what about my testicles...?" [SOUL FOOD! SOUL FOOD! SOUL FOOD!]

This is my ideal for react content. Good, relevant commentary, and a brisk pace that doesn't get interrupted by constant massive, irrelevant or redundant tangents. Plays the whole video out before going back and pausing on noteworthy moments so you get the full impact of the video. Perfect.

I did not think in a thousand years, Nintendo would be caught DEAD acknowledging that the Super Show ever existed in any way, let alone that they'd just let ILLUMINATION of all people acknowledge it on an official Mario product with their blessing, what a timeline to live in where the Mario movie... Exists...

The timing on "the nightmare is almost over" and the diarrhea lol, holy shit

Remember, the attention we gave the Mafia City ads is the reason all mobile ads look like that now.

1:42:25 is probably the closest we're ever going to get to seeing Vinny play OMORI on stream.

Vinny is such a nintendo kid, he's push you off the swings if you make fun of mario and then try to ground pound on you.

*1:51:33** "Bosses will be crushed before you like ants"*

12:48 when i realised it was a Dutch commercial and then hearing Vinny try to pronounce a Dutch sentence made me laugh because i am Dutch.

1:10:53 Christ, hearing internet personalities mention my hometown gives me an indescribable feeling that I'm not sure I would call pleasant. Rochester represent.

9:05 That CEX ad is recent. I've had it play on Vinesauce stream uploads. The whole shop is full of scummy art (that I love) and from my experience, everyone here pronounces it letter by letter, like C-E-X, including the front desk workers themselves.

It is just unbelievable how absolutely, wretchedly vile mobile game ads are (and I actually get some of those shown to me as, say, ads when I'm watching whatever KZfaq videos)

1:39:32 Something interesting (if I have the history correct): Wojak was originally drawn to make fun of a Polish name"friend :)" on Krautchan called Wojak who would post with very poor grammar. The interesting part is this: fucking _Polandball_ was drawn to make fun of the _exact same guy_ after he said "Poland can into space" Meme magic I suppose.

Being Filipino and born in Buffalo, I have to say that the designated driver ad at 1:07:20 followed by the Filipino drug ad made me do a double take lol And yes, that really what our accent sounds like. I'm usually deaf to it, but the accents in the ad are strong enough that even I can notice it.

2:02:13 (as casually as possible) "is that ultra hitler?"

57:10 Threatening deer 58:59 WHY IS THE FRAMERATE SO HIGH?! (and Goldeneye alarm) 1:02:36 Raiden, SQUEEZE MY HOG.... chow. 1:05:10 There may be an ejecting mayonnaise into a tissue metaphor here. KLEENEX TISSUDES 1:10:18 INSTANTLY dated 1:13:41 Poor cow Bambi 1:15:06 Funny room man 1:17:10 Hoot wireless 1:18:17 Mattress Trek 1:21:00 Bigfoot 1:24:06 RAIDEN, ZAP MY HOGS 1:25:00 And of course, there's a MGS thing right after. 1:29:25 YEAH CHEX FEET 1:30:22 Bootleg Woody, Bugs, etc. 1:31:10 You thought this was a commercial for templars hoarding gold ingots, but no, it was Mighty Taco. 1:32:42 Frenchy Kong 1:34:05 *FURRIES*

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1:17:13 Hoot Wireless 2:09:40 Beautiful song from red vox about pee in mouth

‘Who da fuck is dis chucklefuck?!’ has made me laugh the hardest in months (genuinely).

I'm so glad Vinny has finally seen a Lily's Garden ad, I hope someone sends him more. There's so many good ones like the Lily's mom jumping rope or her EX and neighbor camping together.

I swear that in every one of these segments there is at least one commercial that has made me go "Wait, this place is in my area" and that gravely concerns me.

1:30:06 This man (Robério / Star's Chic) is doing CMs like that since mid-80s. He was nowhere popular outside the Goiás state, where his CMs aired in local TV stations, but since 2015, they become popular in the Internet and he still does low budget CMs nowadays.

1:21:48 The house is in the middle of the forest, but yet we can see the cars passing by the window view outside

No one even questioned the fact that parrots don’t even hoot

I miss when Cex ads were unhinged, now they're just really tame and corporate-friendly

I just realized the Dell ad at 48:58 was jabbing at the Apple 1984 commercial with the hammer

the jovial giggles after "mama what about my testicles?" were pure gold

53:44 I remember seeing this on TV as a kid. It was only one sketch in a half hour show. Glad to see Vinny has been exposed to the Family Man.

Vinny bitching at the answering machine about why Super Mario Bros Plumbing doesn't service Staten Island spoke to my soul

Italian man calls hotline to see if he can get his pipes cleaned

i just bought more land in the metaverse

17:52 Statistically this commercial turned at least one person into a furry

He began Commercial Chaos with Commercial Harmony, great work Vinny, keep it up.

it really went nuts

Even Luigi can't escape Charlie work.

For those wondering about Atlas Earth and it's ... uh...validity. Atlas Earth makes money by selling you Atlas Bucks, which you use to purchase properties in the game. 100 Atlas Bucks costs around five dollars and buys you one parcel of land. Atlas Earth pays you per second. This may seem like a lot, but at such low pay, you would make under 10 cents per year on a typical plot - This means that the amount of money you make wouldn't cover the cost of the land until you have it for about 50 years. Atlas Earth also requires a balance of five dollars to cash out, meaning you'd need to hang on to that land for even longer before you could get any money back at all.

That China Star commercial is absolutely real. The restaurant is actually still here. From what I remember, the guy went to a local community college here. At the time, the video production and related classes were taught by another local who produced the show "Heavy Pork".

I have wanted a hybrid stream like this for a while. It was worth the wait.

i appreciate vinny bringing up the suburban sasquatch noise whenever anything bigfoot related shows up on stream, i home this tradition continues for years to come

1:30:07 It's a bit of wordplay, it can mean both "my neighbor's cockroach" and "my neighbor, that cockroach". It's an old song packed full of innuendos

No joke, that one mobile ad that had the foot fungus has to be one of the worst things I’ve ever seen. I feel like that triggered some kind of phobia in my head.

I am now hooked on the brothers once again

Vinny have ought to open a branch of the Super Mario Bros. plumbing company in Staten Island, then.

56:08 munky mode 1:31:35 Vin becomes munky

Vinny trying to pronounce Verzekeringsmaatschappij fucking killed me

All hail our commercial overlord Frankie Flight. Now we begin the ceremony. HOOT WIRELESS HOOT WIRELESS SOUL FOOD SOUL FOOD SOUL FOOD

Warning: Mobile ads starts at 1:35:25 Proceed at your own discretion

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