i really want the character to have screaming fits when they touch hot shit or get exploded on

@@Kavukamari yeees I'd love that!

True, but it's the fire extinguisher bits that kill me every time I watch this video.

I'm laughing tears. Kinda forgot what that felt like.

Gordon fucking Ramses

Two minutes. High. Delicious.

@@minecraftmewzy148 everything's delicious when you're high

>13000 years old >Egyptian recipe

He's as much of an Italian as I am a Scotsman

For nearly an hour and a half, even.

It’s going to at some point, just not on release.

Its funny because its made from a polish developer...

@@clip3844 is this a pollack joke i see?

@@thatoneguy5205 No

Ask and you shall receive I suppose

Well it charged it

Besides, why else would it come back to you when you throw it out the window?

@@johnnyweissmuller5559 Because goblins.

“Hundred dollars for a plate” has never been so relevant for Binjorr streams

No, that's horrible and a misuse of steam guides. I went and reported it

@@antiphon000 can’t tell if this is serious or not

Literally blowing half the kitchen the fuck up by attempting to deep-fry a propane tank: I sleep Cutting sausage wrong: real shit?

It got me too, real bad

That snicker usually kills all beings with ears.

If you want a good sausage sarny then you cut the sausage in thin lengthways strips. If you cut it so you get little circles, they fall out too easily. Plus it takes longer to but the sandwich together.

Yeah holy shit I was laughing uncontrollably

Binny in a shellnut

The best way to distract an idiot from a shiny object is with a bigger shiny object.

Is that who I think it is? Best mirror

I love how he throws the knife out the window and then is surprised that the knife is no longer retrievable

he's gerbil brain

i really hope videogamedunkey does a video on this and does his most popular recipe "chicken L gho"

@@greenorb2056 I thought his most popular recipe was "Bowser's Big Bean Burrito"?

@@koopliss No no, You're biased and nitpicking. i win, bye bye!

*Commercial Break* Gordon: You're a terrible chef, Vinny. Vinny: No, you're a blowjob! Joel: Please, Vinny. He's trying to save the restaurant. Vinny: Get offa me. I didn't cook meth for 20 years just to be told by some guy that I ain't a chef! Gordon: Fahk you, you childish idiot. Vinny: You want a piece a dis?! Say it to my face. Say it to my face, tough guy! I'll mess you up! Gordon: Do eet, you donkay. Do eet. Joel: Vinny, please.

This is the best thing I've ever read.

Next week on Kitchen Nightmares (or Hotel Hell or whatever his current equivalent is).....

Vinny: This is a special creation of mine, I call it the surf'n'turf pump-burg. Ramsay: Ah, fock me. Bloody hell. Old man and the sea? Why is it served on an oar? Oh well, here goes. *Ramsays takes a bite off the dirty oar, spits out the food, bodily fluids are shooting from every orifice as he vomits and shits himselfs at the same time* Ramsay: The pumpkin's RAW! The pumpkin's fockin' raw! *Vinny is interviewed in the food closet by the camera guy* Vinny: He comes into /my/ restaurant, insulting /my/ cooking, who the fuck does he think he is? The surf'n'turf pump-burg is delicious! If Ramsay doesn't watch himself, I'll yeet a knife at him when he isn't looking. I swear I will.

Just imagining Vinny starting a fight with Gordon while Joel looks on with a face of both disappointment and amusement.

im gonna cook it tonite for the fuck of it

@@0megadwarf Updates?

@@TotemSP2 There's no use, I think he's dead.

@@batboy4625 yup, he's dead

@@FerPurple May his soul rest in peace

Especially when he puts the propane in the deep fryer

Dude let's make this happen

i'm signing this

where do i sign to make this happen

Sausage on top surprise recipie: Take a large plastic bucket. Add 1 lemon, 1 zucchini, 2 potatoes, 1 pear, 60g of fusilli and 152ml of milk. Let soak for about 30 seconds and add 3 duck breasts as well as cheddar cheese at will. Empty all ingredients onto the kitchen counter. Add all of the solid ingredients back into a food processor, but only a single one of the fusilli. Be prepared to chop the zucchini if it doesn't fit, but in that case only add half of it. Blend until you get a even yellowish mixture. Add 69ml of sour cream into a small pot and bring to a boil. Add the yellow mixture to the boiling sour cream. The resulting mixture is called "Vinesauce" and can be used in other recipies as well. Balance a sausage onto the top of the pot so that it hangs freely over the Vinesauce. Let it steam for a few seconds until it has absorbed the Vinesauce's flavour, then remove it from the pot. Cut it into two halves lengthwise, then cut each of the two halves into four equal pieces. Add the sausage pieces to the Vinesauce. Then, add sunflower oil until the pot is nearly overflowing. Add 30g of cinnamon powder and throw the spice container at the pot to get rid of excess sauce. Cook until the mixture reaches a red/brown-ish colour. Let cool just a bit and add the soup to a bowl. Pour the rest of the soup onto the counter (if you have some burger buns let them soak in the puddle for later use) and add the sausages to the bowl. Serve warm.

Make him do the cardboard box

Local man gets fired on first day of catering career. The man in question, known as Vinyot PizzaPasta, tells us "Instructions unclear, microwaving phone."

@@Vaguer_Weevil The same man has been seen, quoted from observers, "yeeting" object out and around his kitchen, including a gas container into a fire and a phone that acts like a boomerang.

Local man hosts spirit of angry celebrity chef who isn't even dead yet, ends in disaster.

Firefighters put out grease fire after local crammed a propane tank to a deep frier, police found a knife in a dart board and are questioning suspects sanity.

You still watching 👀

You made the right call.

Vinny in his kitchen irl

Steamed physics XD

Aurora Borealis.

59:37

10/10 would eat and laugh again

@@LeudieBlues yum yum pumpkin borgler

In the Hat in Time streams he's mentioned he has never made any pizza before. Chat immediately called him a fraud Italian.

General Frisby What is this heresy

He did now :)

Don’t forget yeeting everything!

we will yeet again.

Always yeet meat Never eat feet

Hot Food

I was thinking moreof masaokis

ShadowMewssacre nope.

Gamer4Derp Why not? I think it’d be genuinely interesting if a good writer picked it up. Maybe leave the romance out of it to make it less crack-fic.

@@Shadowmew55 Ah yes I would also read a comedy love story with kitchen sex between a British man and a New Yorker happens.

The Everyday Spider-Guy Ramsay is actually Scottish ;)

@@Shadowmew55 Scottish isn't a nationality.

Please don't put that into the universe😅

as a wannabe cook what he did with the chuck physically hurt me

As someone who enjoys meat, what he did with the chuck made me upset

you ate my children. MY CHILDREN.

Best moment ever

I wonder what it would actually taste like, if it's edible that is.

BooMan It’s said that Vine Sauce has a similar taste and texture to a Blood Bagel

“An explosion and fire occurred today in an apartment after the tenant tried to deep fry a propane tank.”

Stairfax Wait what happened to Vappy???

@@Hevymin There has been no official statement from Vinny about Vappy. From what i've heard from other community members, Vappy had drawn lewd furry comissions of Vinny for someone and was promptly let go.

@@Starfoxisbetter And he was let go for that??

@@Hevymin Like i said, there's been no official statement from Vinny about the whole thing, so he could've been let go for anything. This seems pretty likely. Imagine drawing furry porn of your boss for someone and they find out about it or the workplace finds out about it? It's very unprofessional and would ruin their image/reputation around the company forever

@@Starfoxisbetter Was it confirmed that he was let go, instead of leaving by his own volition? And if the furry thing is the case, I think that's a pretty silly reason to kick him out.

Vinesauce recipie: Take a large plastic bucket. Add 1 lemon, 1 zucchini, 2 potatoes, 1 pear, 60g of fusilli and 152ml of milk. Let soak for about 30 seconds and add 3 duck breasts as well as cheddar cheese at will. Empty all ingredients onto the kitchen counter. Add all of the solid ingredients back into a food processor, but only a single one of the fusilli. Be prepared to chop the zucchini if it doesn't fit, but in that case only add half of it. Blend until you get a even yellowish mixture. Add 69ml of sour cream into a small pot and bring to a boil. Add the yellow mixture to the boiling sour cream.

In the future that may happen. I’ve spoken to the devs.

the exam is a lot of fun and you can do it with your own family you know it is a good idea to yourself in a moment and then you can get you out of the way of your life and then your own family and your life and your friends will have a chance of having you have the best of you have a great life in a way you out and then you're going to die for the exam of life

@@FerPurple huh

@@guidosaur7506 I agree with whatever the fuck Fernando said.

monotic What happened to the artisanal chocolate chunk afterwards? Was it rescued from the cold, dusty embrace of the floor?

@@pickled_pear yeah it fell right in front of my cat and i had to do an emergency maneuver. it was still good tho

monotic Phooey. Tell your cat I said hi.

LMAO XD

when i cut an object into 300 pieces mgr slows down until it despawns