He sounds so old. I hope hospice is going well for him 😢

Jerma hears a noise he wasn't expecting and for the next thirty seconds panics and tries to kill any living being within sight

I never made the connection before with the opening. You've been bailed from jail. Which means you are still going to trial for something eventually. So the whole time you're out on bail awaiting trial you're stealing a bunch of shit and selling it at a pawn shop. This game just became a lot funnier in context of this person being some kind of fucking kleptomaniac that doesn't give a shit if he gets caught while already on the way to a conviction.

I'm pretty sure the home owners are gonna care a lot more about the SHATTERED TOILET than the singular broken plate he was sent there for.

The way the auto play went from the pink panther theme to Classical dubstep kills me

the pink panther trap remix is killing me

>softlocked end game is an option >softlocked >spends 3 hours trying to get off the stairs

the voice line of the police saying "you're under arrest!" sounds just like Jerma

idk why but the extended first person thief arms is so perfect for jerma

the youtube autoplay part is so good😭😭😭

''You're under arrest'' then does a sick 360

If I went to steal from someone and their bedroom was just a king-sized bed with a bunch random bulges sticking up? Not only am I not breaking into that house, I'M calling the police.

"im like a normal person right?" *stands behind backyard fence at eye level and stares*

the fact that the main character of this game looks like he stepped out of a crime prevention ad is incredible

The auto-generated chapters are genuinely kinda funny

Jerma having a staring contest with homeowners then loudly breaking a window after they go about 50 feet away and wondering why the police were called is such a Jerma thing lmao

Jerma is the type of guy to hold a lantern and a wear a bathrobe when he hears a knock on the door. Bonus points if he says "Who goes yere?"

I watch Jerma because it's so frustrating to watch him play anything lol. It's so funny, but he doesn't see context clues or pop ups like ever haha

burglah boy

I love how there is a list of controls and he proceeds to fuck up controls every time

boy oh boy i sure do love jerma i sure hope he doesnt turn to performing illegal actions to get by

The pawn shop man looks like the kid who disrespects velociraptors at the beginning of Jurassic Park

it just looks like such a sad neighbourhood...

13:43 this is the logic of a person who does the genocide run. They don't care that the point of the game is to steal and that killing people would be the exact opposite of a clean theft and getaway, he has to kill people just to see it happen. Pathos is a meaningless word for Jerma.

Thank you so much for making these and sharing them with us... I found your channel right as I was going through so much bullshit. Having these on in the background has been indescribably helpful. I know your prolly thinking, I'd just watch something else if these didn't exist. But that's not actually true lol. I'll just sit in silence, starring at a wall all day if I don't find something perfect like these. So thank you! 💕 💕 It means a lot.

9:18 this segment with Jerma just breaking everything is somehow genius; because why would a thief do such a thing and resulting in confused police.

best jerma stream to date, the original vod flies by somehow

Are you a machine (politely)

i fell asleep to this after an awful day. thank ytou

2:02:27 I love the idea of a self-aware burglar who is just tired of his job, but keeps on going regardless even when he knows he’s in the wrong

Jerma not realizing that his mouse has a DPI button is an actual boomer andy moment.

i bought one razer product and every time i plugged it into a PC it would download and install their parasite software. I instantly threw it in the trash, couldn't even be bothered to return it.

Haven’t seen this stream in ages, thanks for the edit! :)

The question is how do we steal Jerma? Will there be a Jerma Thief Simulator?

Ahh I got this game on my switch when it was on sale for practically free. It’s not a perfect game, but it’s fun

the fiction of a burglar bumping fur elise dubstep in their headphones to break sinks to is so good

20:00 Literally ""scout"" in meet the spy

Sleeping to this tonight. I just know I’m gonna sleep so fucking good

1:53:08 I refuse to believe Jerma shares our roadways.

the brick hit was worth it

most underrated jerma stream, thanks so much for the edit

jermas reference to purgatory early in the stream became a reality there at the end with the brick throwing

53:20 Jerma comes to the realization on his own of what a neighborhood watch is without actually realizing it

SICK I love this dumb game

Jerma the type of guy to step on a branch alerting his presence to the skinwalker that's stalking him

What’s crazy to me is how well he is at pretending he doesn’t know how to steal from houses to cover up what he does off steam. It’s so scary that we let people like this roam the streets…

1:17:17 jermas running in there like hes a bug 😭😭

Jerma and the 10 second response time

So, I bought the game after watching a small bit. I did three heist in less then 25mins and got farther then jerma levels, in 5 hours

1:17:12 this is the exact scene that sums this whole stream in just over a minute

"They shouldn't put a jump there" *it was a staircase*

2:48:13

56:00 CRYING over this yelp

32:26 Not a bug but a feature, if I was a criminal and saw that I wouldn’t dare to run

Man is obsessed with houses and rooms

Bro the doorbells were so annoying lol holy Christ

the beethoven dubstep remix had me crying 😭

The music is so funny

every time vinny started talking i thought it was fucking vinny vinesauce for a second

1:17:11 is where the music starts causing issues

narrator sounds like willem dafoe (so essentially jerma)

This guy's so good at video games.

1:59:10 Hey thats the Fears to fathom: Home Alone house! exact same asset!

The music bits fucking killed me holy shit

13:22 25:01 26:34 32:15 42:02 48:01 52:33 53:14 58:00 1:06:00 1:13:03 1:17:05

This man CRIES to the I.R.S.

"That's because I'm not a thief in real life, how could I be good at something I don't do?" He says this to defend against the accusation of being bad at this game. He plays games for a living.

”Kiirby reemix………..kiirby reemix……………kirbyremix…………….kirby reemix…………kirby remix………..”

fur elise remix ended me

52:40

“YAUNNERRESHD”

i dont know what it says about me that this is almost identical to my first experience playing this game. i even got mostly the same rankings he did.

wonder if he ever found out vinny is indeed named after vinesauce vinny 🤔

watching jerma try to throw bricks through windows for 20 minutes is genuinely one of the most painful things I have ever expienced,,,, am i going crazy or is his aim, like,, impossibly bad? judging the height wrong is fine, that's one thing - but why is he always aiming way to the left or right? i'm losing my mind over this even though it's completely insignificant

Wii trap remix is hard

STEEL VAGINA STEEL VAGINA

Upper decker 😂😂😂😂

THE TRAP REMIX LOL

1:17:50 the music😆

half life 3

How do I find that playlist? Haha

5:06

1:17:03-1:18:08

bwuhj

1:18:45

2:08:49 😂

Hahia poopy streamer

Jerma is an idiot, but this one is just trying shit and finding out 😂 it would be awesome to see someone react to this who did knew what they were doing and they watch jerma just running in circles and laugh while holding stolen stuff in front of witnesses and police 😮😂😂

1:25:38 Pain.... if you know you know...

Bro how can you run so many ads on this video?? For shame. Not your content.

Why did you decide to do a long edit for a 5 year old Jerma thief simulator stream now, instead of 5 years ago?

This game is bad.

hope jerma stops streaming while high bc this sucked

worst jerma stream to date, the original short edit felt like an eternity anyhow

1:17:05