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Vintage Jim Henson Commercials - Claussen's Bread
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Күн бұрынJim Henson created these ads featuring Mack and Kermit for Claussen's Bread in the mid-1960s.
@jhvids7889 2 жыл бұрын
I love how all of Jim Henson’s commercials are just “Buy our products or we’ll murder you.”
@aaronsantschircsg1404 2 жыл бұрын
Or worse...
@JO-E2 2 жыл бұрын
Buy or die
@jakebeetle5957 2 жыл бұрын
@@aaronsantschircsg1404 What’s worse than murder?!
@aaronsantschircsg1404 2 жыл бұрын
@@jakebeetle5957 bruh, if you don't know you don't Wanna know
@rosapayne5660 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty much
@patricklee1633 3 жыл бұрын
Kermit: I must've been so cruel in a past life to deserve this kind of punishment.
@bonelesspiza 3 жыл бұрын
@D P yep
@Pizza-gremlin 3 жыл бұрын
Wilkons coffee ads
@Liechtenstein_real 3 жыл бұрын
Somthing in kermits life caused 9/11 in a muppet Christmas it showed a world where kermit does not exist and the twin towers where still standing so something im kermits life caused 9/11 because in the world where kermit does exist the twin towers you know uhhh
@brodievernonorsomething 3 жыл бұрын
@@Liechtenstein_real when was that made?
@Liechtenstein_real 3 жыл бұрын
@@brodievernonorsomething i think like 2002-2003
@shirokumaotaku 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing like eating a Claussen's sandwich with some good ol' Wilkin's Coffee 🥪☕
@coreywright33 2 жыл бұрын
xP
@ArcturusOTE 2 жыл бұрын
Or Red Diamonds
@thedragonmaster1436 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if any of these products are still being made
@HR-ki3yo 2 жыл бұрын
@@thedragonmaster1436 I tried to find something on Wilkins coffee not too long ago, but I found nothing other than the commercials.
@thedragonmaster1436 2 жыл бұрын
@@HR-ki3yo odd...
@jonshecket3010 2 жыл бұрын
I love vintage Jim Henson ads. They were violent and hilarious.
@FloatingSunfish 2 жыл бұрын
Lol, this must've been payback for all those Wilkins Coffee commercials. 😂
@siramaytheshowgundragon 2 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking!
@kalebsrandomanimations4409 2 жыл бұрын
@@siramaytheshowgundragon Same
@aname4390 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@pyrotechnick420 2 жыл бұрын
The circle of violence continues. Thank you Jim Henson lol
@paraview8917 2 жыл бұрын
Kermit and Wilkins are two different characters despite looking similar
@sargentsteve7148 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm eating claussins bread, want a bite?" "Sure!" *TARGET ACQUIRED*
@asrangestormtrooper2224 3 жыл бұрын
It sounds even funnier in 0.25
@mysticpied 3 жыл бұрын
0:39
@jdmcknight41 2 жыл бұрын
Bet'cha he had his shoulder with some " claussens bread " and a nice chianti ( implement slithering noises 🐍🐍 ) 🍞🍷
@confusedscreaming309 2 жыл бұрын
@@jdmcknight41 xDDD
@sirtitanic7882 2 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@Light_9774 3 жыл бұрын
0:04 according to my calculations Kermit fell for about 4 seconds which equals 257 ft. The average height of a building story is about 14 ft so, doing 257/14 he fell from the 18th floor of the apartment building
@JaKack 2 жыл бұрын
Makes sense
@livingeverydaylifedt6734 2 жыл бұрын
Smart. BIG BRAIN 🧠
@frownyee 2 жыл бұрын
I think that was 3 second
@Kaneonlyson 2 жыл бұрын
If that’s the case then how the hell he got up to the window?
@Boxguy 2 жыл бұрын
🤓 This is a joke
@teletubbyboi4207 2 жыл бұрын
0:31 Kermit's face is priceless
@apocalypsebandit7023 Жыл бұрын
This is the very cymbolic commercial!
@burningwolf_9641 Жыл бұрын
bro really said: 😵
@meworld3319 4 жыл бұрын
0:43 Perfectly cut scream.
@JeromeProductions 3 жыл бұрын
YUP
@iWillNotNeedTherapy 2 жыл бұрын
Fr tho
@ianwee9239 Жыл бұрын
16 1984
@JasonVidaEnt 6 ай бұрын
The compressed audio🤣
@kaijukid1443 3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, Wontkins in the background is like "Yeah, constantly being in pain over a product isn't very fun when its happening to YOU now, is it?"
@MantaPlant 2 жыл бұрын
Mack: Did you bring a loaf of Claussen's Bread? Kermit: No! Mack: *So you have chosen death*
@Bruh404-i4e 2 жыл бұрын
Kermit: *Falls and dies*
@RonZhang 2 жыл бұрын
Razor sharp sadism!
@joshuaplotkin8826 2 жыл бұрын
Murder kermitted
@Biancalovestosew98 2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know the other muppet had a name.
@dahmaricloyd1858 Жыл бұрын
@🎄joseph crowe🎄 #BanPedroBR #savechloeguevara Did you bring a loaf of Clausen's bread?
@TuckFEMU 3 жыл бұрын
These clips actually make me want to buy some Claussen's bread 🍞
@CharmedDaredevil 2 жыл бұрын
Me too
@Trainboy452 2 жыл бұрын
Ho ho! Who needs it?
@weridarchivething6407 2 жыл бұрын
Ho ho, Everybody needs Claussens Bread!
@SCP--cf4xo 2 жыл бұрын
*Claussen's bread end clip pops up*
@SuperNormalMan 2 жыл бұрын
Claussen's Bakery closed down in 1963, so you can't get Claussen's Bread anymore.
@grantcole1898 3 жыл бұрын
Mack: I have Claussen’s Bread and another kind of bread. Kermit: I want the cheap stuff. Baby Birds: Cheep cheep cheep! Mack: Sorry, but that other bread’s for the birds.
@s.r.a.d.p.l1571 2 жыл бұрын
0:43 that scream is priceless
@somerandomfan2012 4 жыл бұрын
0:42 ***C R O N C H*** AHHHHH
@yahirpuga3513 4 жыл бұрын
HE’S A SHARP SALESMAN!!!!
@somerandomfan2012 4 жыл бұрын
(angry Kermit face)
@jiroproduction8831 4 жыл бұрын
The recolored of the meme
@amandastill5124 4 жыл бұрын
@@yahirpuga3513 you forgot me well he's not supposed to have claussen's bread you supposed to have McGarry sausage
@amandastill5124 4 жыл бұрын
I want to see what the, angry face
@Getcha-Pull 4 жыл бұрын
Excuse me guys, Imma go "Kermit" a crime....
@masterfarr8265 4 жыл бұрын
Wokka wokka
@garymattscheck9066 4 жыл бұрын
🐻
@luiscolin8383 3 жыл бұрын
_"Wait that's Illegal!"_
@anonymousgoji 3 жыл бұрын
@@luiscolin8383 Yeah it's illegal
@abigailbaragrey71 3 жыл бұрын
Ima go get Mack Donald’s!
@somedude5518 2 жыл бұрын
As a person who actually got clapped by some cymbals , I can confirm that we DO actually shake and quiver. Plus a distorted face.
@bryanarroyo9732 3 жыл бұрын
Wilkins coffee commercials:"finally, a worthy opponent, are battle will be legendary!"
@joliekczyk7299 3 жыл бұрын
Mack: Hey, buddy, you want Claussen’s Bread or Brand X? Kermit: Well, what’s so good about Claussen’s Bread? (Brand X explodes) Mack: Well, for one thing, it doesn’t blow up!
@VictorGonzalez-xs9oc 3 жыл бұрын
Kermit the frog: ow, next time I try to remember that.
@greencirclethemysingingmonster 3 жыл бұрын
@@VictorGonzalez-xs9oc wontkins: *drinks wilkins coffee* one again is was drinking wilkins.
@greencirclethemysingingmonster 3 жыл бұрын
Wilkins: thats I was telling you.
@THawkMedia 3 жыл бұрын
Poor Kermit wanted to actually try the bread the last time
@astrocitizen 3 жыл бұрын
Somebody needs to forward this to the Nostalgia Critic... seeing Kermit's prototype Wilkins giving poor Wontkins the business all the time over some coffee kinda freaked him out apparently.
@parker-boy98 3 жыл бұрын
@Douglas Howe Thank you. He didn't originally have his voice though.
@Dim4323 3 жыл бұрын
But you give him claussen bread
@G_Gr00v3 2 жыл бұрын
Just so you know, the Wilkins muppet isn't a prototype Kermit. Kermit was already an established character on the show "Sam and Friends" before Jim started making commercials
@G_Gr00v3 2 жыл бұрын
The world would be a lot more fun if Jim was still around, that's for sure
@kingvideogames 3 жыл бұрын
Kermit:So I died? Am I going to Heaven? Mack:Do you eat Claussen's bread? Kermit:Never touched the stuff. *Pushes Kermit off the cloud* Mack:People who don't eat Claussen's bread are in for a hell of a time.
@jareththegoblinking3191 3 жыл бұрын
Wilkins: Do you drink Wilkins Coffee? Mack: I don't need it *Wilkins shoots Mack* Kermit: *walks over and turns to the camera* This has been a public service
@ExtraDexter420 4 жыл бұрын
0:42 that’s gotta hurt.
@alextavalesthemuppetmaniac5607 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, well he wanted a bite from Mack so he got a bite on a shoulder by Mack.
@fruitstar2522 4 жыл бұрын
I think it would hurt even more if Mack bit Kermit’s leg.
@parker-boy98 3 жыл бұрын
I heard the bones crunch
@parker-boy98 3 жыл бұрын
@@alextavalesthemuppetmaniac5607 I see you know his name.
@Wildman-lc3ur 3 жыл бұрын
It's like being in a parallel universe where wontkins is the position of wilkins
@waltonsimons12 2 жыл бұрын
This is Wilkin's purgatory. Only when Wilkins had paid the full price of his sins did the Lord allow him to leave purgatory and be re-born as Kermit.
@bychrischannel 3 жыл бұрын
These are JUST LIKE the Wilkin's Coffee commercials from Henson!
@parker-boy98 3 жыл бұрын
They used the format a lot.
@funshine97 3 жыл бұрын
Mack: "Want a sandwich made with Claussen's Bread?" Kermit: "What'll Mr. Claussen do if I don't?" (A foot stomps on Kermit) Mack: "Oh, he'll probably put his foot down."
@cineplexuk-fabian7976 3 жыл бұрын
Wrong transparit
@funshine97 3 жыл бұрын
@@cineplexuk-fabian7976 ❓
@parker-boy98 3 жыл бұрын
Mr. Claussen
@parker-boy98 3 жыл бұрын
@@cineplexuk-fabian7976 Whoosh
@parker-boy98 3 жыл бұрын
@@cineplexuk-fabian7976 also, it's "transcript"
@ellerybyrd1360 2 жыл бұрын
Wilkins: what have I done to deserve such treatment Wontkins: smiles evilly
@belleroseelizabethsmith8148 3 жыл бұрын
No wonder Kermit so angry all the time
@shingai5694 3 жыл бұрын
His wife is the one who's angry all the time though. Or maybe she just has a rage problem. Kermit is a pretty chill dude.
@belleroseelizabethsmith8148 3 жыл бұрын
@@shingai5694 I mean when he pushed over the edge
@Sirenhound 3 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see an ad where Mack refuses Wilkins' Coffee and Wilkins refuses Claussen's Bread.
@unitedfilmationsinc4385 3 жыл бұрын
well if that happens the universe god-damn implodes on itself
@azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700 3 жыл бұрын
*Wilkins:* "Would you like some Wilkins' Coffee?" *Mack:* "Only if you have some Claussen's Bread." *Wilkins:* "I don't want any Claussen's Bread." *Mack:* "Then I don't want any Wilkins' Coffee." *Wilkins:* "..." *Mack:* "..." *Wilkins and Mack:* [both pull out rifles] "HAAAAAAAAAH--!!!"
@confusedscreaming309 2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: They find out both their moms are named "Martha" and they refuse Panda cheese
@StellarBelt 2 жыл бұрын
@@ryder4197 Why Would Kermit Kill His Dad And Wontkins Kill His Cousin?
@ck-1649 2 жыл бұрын
You fool! That will cause a full scale war!!
@CcMusicAndMore 3 жыл бұрын
I never want to hear kermit scream like that ever again.
@flapjack0925 3 жыл бұрын
That’s the funniest scream I ever heard
@angelcat2865 7 ай бұрын
@@flapjack0925Don't forget the Wilkins
@superkneppirdk7149 4 жыл бұрын
Years Kermit stud up for himself and became an icon
@andrewjustice4135 2 жыл бұрын
For anyone thinking that Mack was a jerk for slamming the window on Kermit's fingers, Kermit wouldn't be in that situation if he didn't plan on breaking in Mack's house.
@kildaver 2 жыл бұрын
"Buy our stuff if you want to see tomorrow" seems to be the running theme with these commercials.
@danieljohnson5094 2 жыл бұрын
For some reason the silent zoom in to a loaf of bread gets me every time
@Alienboi2005vidsandstuff 2 жыл бұрын
Wilkin's coffee: Wontkins being abused Claussen's bread: Kermit being abused
@thedarkestnightmare616 3 жыл бұрын
Wontkins: Help! Wilkins: Did you bring some Wilkins Coffee? Wontkins: No! *Wilkins closes the window and Wontkins falls* Wilkins: Why don't you drop down to the grocery store for some?
@sergiolaurencio7534 2 жыл бұрын
What you are doing?
@thedarkestnightmare616 2 жыл бұрын
@@sergiolaurencio7534 Making up a commercial for Wilkins Coffee but in the context of one of these Claussen's Bread commericals.
@ooeygooeygoodra3068 2 жыл бұрын
These commercials never fail to make me smile!
@katebobperskypants2330 3 жыл бұрын
One of those rare times where Kermit was the antagonist
@StellarBelt 2 жыл бұрын
More like the protagonist
@blonde_birdav7685 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing like a slice of Claussen’s bread and a hot cup Wilkin’s Coffee to start your day
@marvelgeek9577 2 жыл бұрын
Kermit: Give me a close shave. Mack: Do you eat Sandwiches with Clausen’s Bread? Kermit: No. Mack: My friend this will be the *closest* shave you’ll ever have.
@atsmithson 3 жыл бұрын
Claussen's bread is like music to my ears.
@atsmithson 3 жыл бұрын
@Sesame Street Sonic Fan Forever(Mack bangs the cymbols on Kermit) This is a very symbolic commercial.
@hickorydickoryproductions4165 3 жыл бұрын
Are we not gonna talk about how that bite sounded visceral
@Marvel51476 2 жыл бұрын
Mack: Ever tried Claussen's bread? Kermit: No. *Shoots Kermit* Mack: Why not give it a shot?
@the7569 2 жыл бұрын
These commercials are so ahead of their time, there weren't many funny jokey commercials especially at this period in time. The fact that these are so short and so funny I would honestly not be surprised seeing an ad just like this for product today
@LilNachoo 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm eating a sandwich with claussens bread!" Want a bite? "Sure!" CHOMP AHHHHH
@agcdeadlydaysgo9307 3 жыл бұрын
These ads are og memes they where very ahead of their time
@ZEKESPILLEDINKMUSIC 2 жыл бұрын
If you slow down Kermit's scream to 0.25x at 0:43, it sounds like it belongs in a horror movie.
@joshuaplotkin8826 4 жыл бұрын
In the first clip he kermitted murder
@danielmontalvo6185 2 жыл бұрын
0:26 I love Kermit a little expression change
@Greatmight645 Ай бұрын
Kermit in a sweater is my spirit animal
@fredthefish2867 3 жыл бұрын
I like how he just straight up murders Kermit in the first commercial lmao
@amandastill5124 3 жыл бұрын
0:03 RIP Kermit the Frog
@LUGG824 3 жыл бұрын
The way the camera just ominously focuses on the bread at the end of every commercial
@clutchpowers4977 3 жыл бұрын
0:42 Was that the bite of 87?
@PeiceofNick 2 жыл бұрын
Kermit: ".. So you see, thats why Ive had this strange phobia of bread for most of my life. You understand now?" Gonzo: "All I wanted to know is if your wanted some toast for breakfast or not, jeez." Fozzie: " Well Kermit, I guess you could say that your past trumas have made you a bit somewhat *soft and doughy?" Waka Waka!"* Gonzo: "You know what, this is the last time I'm ever inviteing either of you over to my place for breakfast ever again."
@parker-boy98 3 жыл бұрын
Mack: I love my Claussen's bread. Kermit: You oughta see a psychiatrist. Mack: I did! That's who told me about it! I used to love my raincoat.
@spartana1116 3 жыл бұрын
for a guy who was hesitant to partake in the first tmnt movie and do kid friendly shows he can turn out some sadistic commercials
@MurasakiBunny 2 жыл бұрын
Just gotta love the hard zoom cut of the product at the end of each.
@LightningNerd 3 жыл бұрын
Claussen's Bread would go great with a cup of Wilkins Coffee
@garthdavis4320 2 жыл бұрын
Kermit must've been paid well to go through all that.
@lewis9s 2 жыл бұрын
“Why do you have soo much Claussen’s bread and Wilkins coffee?” **points at Jim Henson** “Should I-?” _”Don’t”_
@TheBlueBuurFan 3 жыл бұрын
That bite sound on his arm tho BRUH THIS MAN'S BITE IS MORE STRONGER THAN GODZILLA
@IAmSteven1835 2 жыл бұрын
But, Kermit says keep your sharp Salesmen
@StellarBelt 2 жыл бұрын
@@IAmSteven1835 He said “He’s A Sharp Salesman!”
@alexmabey7791 2 жыл бұрын
Well, Jim Henson was the master of dark comedy...
@flair541 2 жыл бұрын
It's like the revenge of Wontkins' son on Wilkins' son.
@Ctrooper2011 3 жыл бұрын
This has been a very cymbalic commercial.
@cosmobane6995 3 жыл бұрын
If you can see it, they both have reversed characteristics of Wilkins and Wontkins.
@phyreboi_studios 3 ай бұрын
Kermit:”what are the symbols for?” *proceeds to get fucking murdered*
@VampireFan-rf5kb 3 жыл бұрын
Mack: I love these Claussen's bread commercials, don't you? 😃😃😃 Kermit: I'm tired of them. 🙄🙄🙄 (An explosion then happens which destroys the set and almost kills Mack and Kermit. 💥💥💥) Kermit: Just kidding, Mr. Claussen! 😨😨😨
@mk19_117 2 жыл бұрын
Claussens Bread is just the "I don't like coffee" creatures' son's revenge on the Wilkin's bloodline for what he did during Wilkin's Coffee
@miwhitty8316 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god that last one scared the crap outta me😱🤣🤣
@user-bm2gv1wu7s 3 жыл бұрын
Poor Kermit
@funshine97 3 жыл бұрын
Look out! Here comes my train load of Claussen's Bread!
@funshine97 3 жыл бұрын
@luke bruce1225252 I like Claussen's!
@muppetsandpvzfan 3 жыл бұрын
@@funshine97 Okay, buddy, what do you think of Claussen's bread?
@funshine97 3 жыл бұрын
@@muppetsandpvzfan I never tasted it.
@muppetsandpvzfan 3 жыл бұрын
@@funshine97 (boom) Now what do you think of Claussen's bread?
@muppetsandpvzfan 3 жыл бұрын
@@funshine97 Got any Claussen's bread in your house?
@mattkuzminski8035 2 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck, that crunch and scream combo are fucking raw
@Mr.BeastFacts 2 жыл бұрын
How fitting that I got an ad featuring Jim Henson’s voice before this!
@nathanishungryanimations7206 3 жыл бұрын
Wow! I’ve never ever seen these before! Thank you!
@MrKenichi22 3 жыл бұрын
Interesting, looks like a redo of the Wilkins coffee ads
@AdrianSantos-nr5sv Ай бұрын
Its always so interesting to see actors in commercials before they got big.
@sammerz50 3 жыл бұрын
This was a few years before the formation of the Children’s Television Workshop in 1968 and Sesame Street’s premiere in 1969.
@Dogewow2012 2 жыл бұрын
These ads are actually memes
@davizera5015 3 жыл бұрын
0:43 When you step on Lego
@iWillNotNeedTherapy 2 жыл бұрын
Kermit: Whatcha eating? Mack: A sandwich made from Claussins Bread. Want a bite? Kermit: Sure! *bites Kermit’s shoulder* Kermit: AHHHH- he’s a sharp salemen!
@troin3925 Жыл бұрын
That last clip is perfect for a perfectly cut screams compilation.
@DaffyTaffy93 2 жыл бұрын
00:43 This was hilarious and terrifying🥲
@Dogewow2012 2 жыл бұрын
0:42 the funniest part
@3f4gs4s 2 жыл бұрын
These commercials were way ahead of their time
@DaveTheUseless 3 жыл бұрын
This is right up there with those Wilkins Coffee gems
@Mr_Cast 3 жыл бұрын
0:38 should be in a perfectly cut scream compilation
@gara799 3 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure it was
@luiscolin8383 3 жыл бұрын
0:42 **bites** *AAAAAAA*
@luiscolin8383 3 жыл бұрын
@Matthew Munroe lol
@ChildrenShowArchive456 2 жыл бұрын
Mack: “You want a loaf of Claussen’s Bread?” Kermit: “No I want-“ (Mack Chops The Table With His Knife). Kermit: “TEN LOAFS OF CLAUSSEN’S BREAD!!!!!!!!” Mack: “Alright.”
@michaelsticksdelaughter 4 ай бұрын
0:26 Mack: Claussen's bread is like music to my ears.
@classicsonichedgehog7162 4 жыл бұрын
Kermits voice is Wilkins
@Launchpad05 4 жыл бұрын
Jim Henson.
@mayonnaisevibes 2 жыл бұрын
There is finally justice in this world
@ryanmattox7408 Ай бұрын
Jim Henson had a great deal of rage inside him only puppets could survive expressing.
@ryuspiritvtuber 9 ай бұрын
Mack: Hello? Lady on the phone: Hi honey, why don’t you come over for some bread Mack: Claussen’s bread? Lady on the phone: Of course Mack: This girl has taste
@andrewgaming5165 2 жыл бұрын
0:42 Was that the bite of 87!?
@hudsondaniels5451 Жыл бұрын
WAS THAT THE BITE OF THE 1960s ?!
@florb0413 3 жыл бұрын
Man, this is giving me quite the hankering for a slice of Claussen’s Thin Sliced Enriched Bread
@aymanslama-jb3cb 15 күн бұрын
I love how rules are switched