"if you like that story, it's time to make one of your own" *Gets arrested*

“The clutch slipped” “Crap hes not buying this”

“Of course I stole the cones, just not that night” I died 😂

One response that I never had the guts to use is "Do you know how fast you were going?" "No, sir, this speedometer only goes up to 120. How fast *was* I going?"

Of course I had stolen the cones but not that same night lmao

I got stopped doing 96mph coming back from the cinema a few years ago. Cop asked where I'd been and I said the gf had dragged me to see Twilight. He then replied "well thats punishment enough" and let me off! (Actually a true story)

"The speed limit shouldn't apply after midnight" oml 😂

I got pulled over and they searched my car. I had a set of expensive Taylor ceramic spark plug wire boots on the passenger seat, My buddy had a special tool for cutting the wires and somehow all the boots ended up in my daily. The officer insisted that they were crack pipes and was trying to arrest me for selling them. I argued and argued with him but he wasn't having any of it, Finally the police chief showed up and straightened everything out... Its amazing how non car people don't understand some things.

This guy has some of the best stories.

This guy has some winners. Glad you found him.

I’ve been told the same thing, it was put this way “you wouldn’t give a friend a ticket, so you have about 3 minutes to make the cop your friend”

Cop - Do you know why I pulled you over? Me - Because I let you

Cops-Do you know why I pulled you over? Driver-Well Heck Yea! But if you don't know, I'm not gonna tell you.

A speed limit is a requirement, up until you pass it, then it's just a suggestion.

The Cop Whisperer

I was going through customs down on the Tex-Mex boarder with an empty trailer. They stop me and ask me what I had in the back, and I said "Sailboat Fuel." they didn't think it was funny lol, took me an hour to get through

This guy. I like this guy.

I once got pulled over and the cop said that I was speeding, I said, "is that wrong?" in the most cheesy way possible. She laughed and gave me a warning :D

My favorite one was when I got pulled over doing 143 in a 65. Cop came up to the window and asked why I thought going so fast was a good idea. I said, without missing a beat, "I paid for the whole damn speedometer, I'm gonna use the whole damn speedometer" and it caught him off guard to the point where he lost his composure for a good 5 minutes, just giggling like a school girl every time he tried to talk to me. And that's how I got out of a ticket from the CHP at 3:30 in the morning

“The clutch slipped” I lost it 😂

"Which of course I had stolen the cones earlier just not that night" 😂I lost it.....

One night, I got out of the movies with my brother. My brother was driving with his wife in the passenger seat. He blew a red light and farted. A cop pulls us over and gets to his window. He says "I smell alcohol, were you drinking?". His wife leans over and says "Officer...he farted 30 seconds before you pulled us over, you are smelling the popcorn he ate at the movies". Everyone started laughing. We got off the ticket. That is true. Make a cop laugh you get off. He even told us we made his night.

Got pulled over for the first time, 74 in a 55. Used this advice, and got put of the ticket. THANKS!!!!!!!!

"I guess you'll just have to mail me one then." MAYBE I WILL!!! 🤣

“Give them a scare, arrest them” 😂😂😂😂

Even though I absolutely love Ed and Randy and all the rest and want more of their stories, I don't think there's anyone who is currently as funny as Doug. I didn't know I could laugh for 11 minutes straight. Keep up the good work guys!

😂😂. the fitting of the outro. “like that story? well it’s time to make one of your own”

“Heck yeah but if you don’t know i’m not gonna tell you” that was hilarious😂😂😂😂

I'm a simple man, I see a new VINwiki video, I slap the like button. Loving the cop stories!!

"If you liked that story, then it's time to make one of your own." NO THANKS IM GOOD LMAO

Personally I'm not fully into cars, and as much as I'd love to own one, being in Australia (and a casual employee at that) I doubt I'd be able to ever get a lamb or 'rari or something, I still find these videos very interesting. I've had these on auto-play for the last hour or 2 and it amazes me the kind of shit you guys have gone through, it overtakes my experiences as a retail employee by far

My dad has a great cop story: Back in 1957 he was pulling out of the high-school parking lot impressing his girlfriend by lighting the tires up for a couple of hundred feet. The cop pulls him over. My dad replys he hit some loose pee gravel. The cop starts laughing and states he should fine him $1 dollar for every feet of rubber he just layed down. Long story short they had a great laugh and my dad didn't get fined.

Haven't been pulled over by the cops since I watched this so I had to try "I need some help with the two dead hookers in the trunk" last time the McDonald's Drive Thru lady asked how she could help me. She didn't laugh.

I’ve never gotten out of a speeding ticket but I have gotten out of a ticket for drifting through a roundabout lol

Lmfaoooo Has that ever actually worked “Heck yeah but if you don’t I’m not gunna tell you”

That 10-15 minute rule is one I’ve always stuck with.

All very well told. I wish I was a professionally trained stunt driver!

Got pulled for 79 in a 55 in Iowa 2 weeks after getting my learners permit. Just joked around with the trooper and got off. making them smile is a great strategy lmao.

I have a retired detectives Crown Vic. There are so many stories I could tell. One was coming off of a street light, with two wannabe racers right beside me. NO BODY is passing me. I pulled into a donut shop parking lot. You could hear them tear out, I was busting a gut.

My favorite conversation with an angry officer went "Son do you know how fast you were going?!?!" to which I answered, "No sir, the speedometer stops at 85!" The officer bursts into laughter, turns around, gets back in his car and drives away.

"if you can make a cop laugh, you have a great chance of getting off of a ticket" this is true! i got pulled over for my exhaust and when i apologized to the officer about "my rice rocket with the loud fart can" he laughed out loud and let me off after telling me to get a quieter one.

Foot pedal ebrake has me dead

Cop: I've been waiting on you all day.. My friends cousin: well I was trying to get her as fast as I could.

one time a cop pulled me over on a 20 year old Nissan altima , when I asked him why he said "because one of your brake lights is out ! do you ahve any idea why!?" I sarcastically responded "heck this is a 20 year old car, I am surprised that it is the only thing out" he gave me a look,.half pissed , half wanting to laugh, he sent me off with a warning lol..

need to get rob spaghetti on here, must have gobs of stories from the superspeeder days

First thing I do is like the video cause these stories are always good

This guy is an absolute legend. I bet it was fun to be friends with Doug back in the day!

I had to do the same thing in my Ford Taurus when I wanted to “drift” as a teenager. Great stories. Thanks for sharing

I had an old 97 Concorde. I was drinking a can of Sam's Cola. Mind you this was at 230 in the morning. I was cruising at about 70 mph. Out of nowhere I see red and blue. I thought great what did i do now -_- so i pull over and he walks around my car taps on my window and asks for my license and registration. I said hey before i give them to you i want to know why you pulled me over. He said have you been drinking? I said yes sir, i been drinking Sam's Cola. He said you know what im sorry to have bothered you have a nice night. I got more cop stories if anyone wants to hear them

I bet Doug has some great stories from stunt driving school

*First second of the video plays* Me: "Well, we're off to a wild start."

Dudes ears lighting up from the background light has me lmao!

"Boy, you know why I pulled you over?" "Ofcourse officer, revenue generation" "Step out of the vehicle sir...." Fuck.

Best channel on youtube.

I love the Red ears - beautifully back lit - great cameraman. LOL

Got pulled over once, I was speeding so I thought great another ticket. He came up to the window and asked about the plastic bag I had laying on the passenger side seat to start with. I smiled while on the inside thinking getting a ticket anyway might as well have fun with it. So I pick up the bag and tell the officer that I just got the best hook up I ever found, this is some of the best pot (pause) holders around. His face went from pure joy to laughter and told me to get the f out of here. Never even got around to asking for licenses or righting speeding ticket. My mother had made me pot holders for a house warming gift. I still have those but don't use them they hang on the wall, as I can look at them and smile no matter the day.

I can watch this guy all day he has the best stories tbh

This is my daily pill for sleeping.Much love from India!

I died at, "I guess you have to mail me one then." 🤣🤣🤣

Pleasa do more with this guy!

Stories better than Ed!?!? Maybe?

“I go up and make sure I hide all the road signs”

My buddy was driving home on the 215 in Las Vegas, he's driving 85, and he's getting passed because that's how people drive on the loop out there. Get's pulled over, cop asks him "Do you know why I pulled you over", instant response "Because you couldn't catch anyone else?"... Dude busts a gut and tells him to move along.

A cop pulls over a driver: "Didn't you see the red light?" The driver: "I did. I didn't see you."

How on earth do these guys not have a million subs yet

Always makes my day when you guys upload an interesting story!

You are the only other person that I have heard other than myself who made normal use of the foot ebrake like that. Nice.

'heck yeah, but if you don't I'm not gonna tell you' 😂😂😂

Much like Doug I have my own streak of getting pulled over...although only 3 times, two of them were in the same night in a friends CLK500...within 10 minutes of each other! I'll try the dead hooker gag next time!

I lost it when he was telling his signs and cones story.

This guy has some uncle vibes, like I love his stories

Oh that line at the end of the video lol. If I pulled you over and got that kind of response, I would just get back in my car and drive away.

I only notice one thing off, at 2:30 he got pulled over in a corvette, that's a sn95 mustang interior

Yep, i recall this well in my stops. "Sir, you know why i stopped you?" "Well i do but i dont know about you." "i clocked you at 115 in a 70. There a reason behind your speed?" "Huh, well you clocked me when i was slowing down but otherwise im being a dumbass while you just so happen to be the only car ive seen in the last 30min and cresting a hill right when i decide to do a pull." Just the look of shock in his face was pricless..

This guy, ed, and rabbit are my favorite

Love this guy's stories, more like this!! Craziest story that ever happened to me, is I finished up working on my car at around 3am so of course you take it out to make sure all the mods work right? So of course I blew past a cop coming the other way on a divided highway at around 170-ish. I said several bad words and kept checking my rear view mirror and was still in that, should I run or not phase. All of a sudden I look back and his headlights are pointed at the trees in the center of the road and I am like, "What the hell?" Then his car snapped around and he spun several times. I was like well he is going to be pissed and so I just took off. While I got away I was scared as hell he was going to track me down so I didn't drive for several weeks after that.

"Maybe I will" 😂😂😂😂😂

Wish my encounters with the police ended in funny stories and not horror stories...

In a crazy snowstorm in upstate Ny, I did a perfect drift across a big intersection at 2am. I'm completely sideways and look over and there is a campus police hiding in the corner of a parking lot. He pulls me over and asked me what happened. I shit you not, I said I did it completely on purpose and I couldn't just leave a chance to drift in a foot of fresh powder. He smiled and said it was a impressive drift and told me to take it easy the rest of the night. And let me go. Thank you Cornell cop. Lol

I had a "Doh" moment like this once. A sheriff pulled me over for excessive speed while passing on a two-lane backroad. After the normal license, registration and insurance check he comes back and tells me he's letting me go. I asked him "why" and immediately felt stupid. He said that it was my lucky day and I left it at that. Maybe he saw my record of never pleading guilty in court, contesting everything I could with motions, and didn't want to waste anymore of his time. I'll never know for sure.

this guy is ballsy lol

"if you like that story, it's time to make one of your own."

This really made me laugh, Thanks! Didn't skip through any of it XD

this guy is a car guy and a gun guy. Subbed

Cop stories are the best stories. I went through an intersection the other night as the stoplight was turning red. State trooper saw me in the dark so he pulls through a different red light to follow me as I'm getting on a highway. He let me go after staying on me for a few miles. I was sweating like crazy.

These are the best stories👌🏼

I literally had the same exact thing happened to me. I had seen the episode of cops where the guy was smuggling drugs and the cop came up and said “do you have any knives, guns, bombs, hand grenades or rocket launchers with you?” And the drivers response was straight face no officer not at all and of course he ended up having 26 pounds of weed. I got pulled over not long after that and the cop said the same exact thing “do you have any knives, guns, hand grenades, dead bodies in the car?“ And It clicked And immediately started laughing and said “yeah there’s two dead bodies and six rocket launchers in the trunk why is that illegal?” Knowing fully well that me and the four other passengers each had like a quarter ounce of weed in each of our pockets and sure enough he didn’t asked to search it nothing just gave me a speeding ticket and let me go on my way.

My favorite police stop was late at night on the weekend long ago. It was a trooper doing dui checks. He asked me if I have been drinking and will I do a sobriety test. I said "sir, I can pat my head while also rubbing my tummy in a circle while stand on one foot jumping in a circle and saying the alphabet" He was set back and said let's see. I got out. I did it. He said have a good night. No paperwork was exchanged.

I have to sleep for work, but I found this channel

MORE! Channel keeps getting better and better.

"If you don't know I'm not gonna tell you" Brilliant! hahaha

“Things not to say to a cop” Dude got out of tickets saying this stuff to cops, I think I might try it now 😂

HAHHAAHHA THIS GUY WAS HILARIOUS. MORE OF HIM PLEASE

Didn't think anyone on this channel would be from Ohio, nice to see I was wrong

Ive watched this vid once before but now....I cant get past how that light is placed. Glowing ears....I cant unsee it or focus on anything else LOL

a friend of mine was going 50k over which is a big deal where im from. the passenger was casually doing a wheres waldo and the cop asks''is that a wheres waldo " guy says yes and cop lets them go with a warning

I once stole a cone put it on my e36 m3 and drove that shit off a cliff cause summer tires vs Swiss Alps

The best videos you post are the police vids

In 1997 I was on I90 east near Bozeman Montana doing well over 100mph, It was early in the morning, light traffic and clear roads. The HP clocked me at 107. This was when Montana’s speed rule was “safe and prudent” and the trooper was in a good mood apparently. I explained to the officer that I didn’t feel that I was being unsafe as I had high speed tires and a well cared for and safe car and traffic was light and it was a bright clear morning morning. He chuckled, told me to slow down a little and have a nice day.

This is the kind of guy you would take time off from work just so you could listen to his stories for 24 hours