VIOLENCE and Jealousy

VIOLENCE and Jealousy - Hitman 3

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2 жыл бұрын

We're back on Dartmoor for the Garden show and to assassinate Sato once again. Today I tackle some featured contracts that IO released for Valentines day a couple of weeks ago. I hope you enjoy!
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@silversuper3 2 жыл бұрын

"krugermeier for extra stealth" *has two explosive ducks in loadout* ah yes, truly the loadout for stealth XD

@EdwardNavu 2 жыл бұрын

Previously, Mooney wanted Diana Mode off, but now he has a Diana TTS around him. I don't even know if this is good for him

@QkeleQ10 2 жыл бұрын

A TTS voice for Diana? How do I get it 👀

@TheWesLesley 2 жыл бұрын

@@QkeleQ10 i too wish to know

@TheMan83554 2 жыл бұрын

I too wish to find Diana TTS.

@EdwardNavu 2 жыл бұрын

Look, I don't have any evidence, but I guess that Mooney has one. The "See? You can't even read it" kinda gives it away, sounds like the recently emerging AI TTS out there, such as 15.ai . We had Yoda from Star Wars, GLaDOS from Portal, and characters from TF2 for instance.

@tdahl42 2 жыл бұрын

"I'm not going to take a lock pick" Almost immediately regrets not taking a lockpick 😂

@magicalmrwest 2 жыл бұрын

Like the fact they put in the “no recordings” objective on a level with no cameras.

@thesarcasticsettler252 2 жыл бұрын

Sarcastic Diana is a thing of beauty.

@thebaronlouis8619 2 жыл бұрын

"Do not get recorded by security cameras." on Dartmoor, the map that has no cameras on any difficulty mode. Why do contract creators even bother?

@grikkajunior 2 жыл бұрын

To make it seem harder than it actually is

@n0body550 2 жыл бұрын

One of those, oh shit is there one i didn’t notice? Like the photographer, even though that one no workie

@HeinerGunnar 2 жыл бұрын

It's not that they "bother" adding that complication, but *don't* bother removing it. With how creating contracts is structured, the creator plays through the contract itself, and depending on how they complete it, the game automatically adds complications. E. g. if you're never recorded, the game adds that complication automatically and gives you the chance to uncheck it

@zacharyg2984 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, after one of the most trying weeks ever, this is exactly what I needed this evening. Thanks, BigMooney!

@MrZaranthan 2 жыл бұрын

I cackled my head off at this episode's shenanigans, which I really fucking needed today. Thanks, Mooney.

@lm9029 2 жыл бұрын

That intro and briefing was pure gold!

@tonyduong7711 2 жыл бұрын

Had to do a double take when I heard Diana diss you on reading the contract briefing

@tombeedall486 2 жыл бұрын

How was it done? 47 said something aswell

@tonyduong7711 2 жыл бұрын

@@tombeedall486 I’m guessing something like the site FakeYou was used

@CharlieHooperr 2 жыл бұрын

MATE IM ALREADY LAUGHING IN THE FIRST 20 SECONDS

@YinYang-1989 2 жыл бұрын

RIGHT?! 🤣🤣🤣 the Putin part had me laughing for a few minutes

@nurse425 2 жыл бұрын

"PLEASE disappear".... "Into the SUN"! LMAO

@Gozokukolat 2 жыл бұрын

Big Mooney: To take our minds off people killing each other... lets kill shit!! Everyone else: Sounds like a good idea!

@johnnyyboy 2 жыл бұрын

"see you can't even read it" had me howling 🤣

@Giantpotatoeman. 2 жыл бұрын

Been going through some hard times recently, but I just gotta thank you for this Mooney. You and the shenanigans that you call an average video and funny commentary and insults that comes with it really helps me forget about it at least for a little bit. Thanks for the video homie

@ryanalexi4446 2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@vividvault9285 2 жыл бұрын

I'm always down for a quick round of saying 'Fuck Putin'. Now to enjoy this sweet sweet Hitman content.

@MetaJokeTT 2 жыл бұрын

Poisoning Sato didn't count as an "accident". It's an accident for the purposes of "if body found", but poison is tracked as a different kill method. I know, I know. I'm just saying, the result screen didn't count it, so you 4-star'd.

@camsmith6034 2 жыл бұрын

Keep up the good work my g your videos keep me going through tough times

@DareMurdok 2 жыл бұрын

i laughed so hard i had a bit of a coughing fit wonderful content as always mooney always makes me happy

@OneOverPi 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: The first time that idiot said "I think my lighter fell out of my pocket near my car", I spent like a good 15 minutes looking for it before I figured out that he lied.

@sledgehammerscav2593 2 жыл бұрын

No one BigMooney Bringing explosives to a stealth mission: *My goals are beyond your understanding*

@ablueberry795 2 жыл бұрын

The thing with your syringe floating in mid-air probably has something to do with the fact that there is supposed to be something under it in the normal Dartmoore mission. That'd be my guess, at least.

@crozor1493 2 жыл бұрын

Delivery truck is in main mission removed in this

@AevryV 2 жыл бұрын

18:43 i can just hear the *inhale* of rage LOL

@BionicleFactory 2 жыл бұрын

Hi, bigMooney! Hilarious vid as always! The reason why the syringe is floating is that it's normally hidden inside a crate in that exact spot. Unfortunately, they removed the crate from the main mission but forgot to fix the item's hiding place.

@johnf.kennedy8689 2 жыл бұрын

HE SAID IT!!! He said the magic words: *you’re coco pops son*

@joelboags8741 2 жыл бұрын

Did you see the IO march update, they're changing all the bullshit restrictions and modifiers from the ET arcade, we did it boys

@simonharley3779 2 жыл бұрын

“See? You can’t even read it!” LOL 😂 Nice touch there! These videos always make me laugh.

@xSilentVeterenx 2 жыл бұрын

Punch glitch PAIN 17:19 Fernsby Air makes it's first flight 17:50 Thanks for the upload Mooney pished meself laughin'.

@BrySkye 9 ай бұрын

It really doesn't look like the old punch glitch, just very unfortunate timing. Fernsby went into the looking around state as he was running up, and the vision detection alarm had already appeared. Since he could see 47, you get a punch instead of a choke. So everything working as it should, just unlucky.

@presidenttomadamo7567 2 жыл бұрын

Just came back from a concert (Tyler, The Creator) that I loved every minute of and screamed my voice to shambles, blew out my eardrums, and screwed up my eyes and I get a bigMooney video, could this day get any better.

@Little_Toy_Soldier 2 жыл бұрын

I listen to a lot of his older stuff because of Saints Row 3, but I didn't know he was actually making music Still or even doing concerts live, that's cool to hear he is.

@cameroncurrey 2 жыл бұрын

Your videos are like James bond meets Commando. When the action gets going your one liners literally make me shit myself laughing. I genuinely wish life was narrated by this man. SPAGHETTI!!!!

@chadlynch1551 2 жыл бұрын

Ask not for whom the duck explodes It explodes for thee!

@JoshuaTheiss 2 жыл бұрын

18:45 Mooney breathing like Darth Vader just to keep his composure 😂😂😂

@TheGreatDevlin 8 ай бұрын

18:19 There's a vacuum under the stairs that attracted the butler every time

@TheGreatDevlin 8 ай бұрын

18:58 That one

@DeliciousVicious777 2 жыл бұрын

4:22 omfg that sound effect returns!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@nathanfiala3719 2 жыл бұрын

Got to love when Mooney uploads and makes your day

@gspvares9066 2 жыл бұрын

Yes another vid

@ChipJones421 2 жыл бұрын

Best intro ever

@jeffreyrichards153 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely BRILLIANT, as always. I quite enjoy the gameplay, often sharing in your frustration, but I love the commentary. Thank you for all you do. Be safe, as well. 😃

@alexjake9223 2 жыл бұрын

"Would he die in this pond"...as a duck swims by

@bigMooney06 2 жыл бұрын

I was laughing at the prospect of someone having any sort of trouble getting out of a pond that was as tranquil and peaceful as that one. I even point out how people die if they as much as fall into a puddle and how dumb that is from a logical standpoint. I thought my point was fairly obvious but ok.

@lewirobson7031 2 жыл бұрын

Love the hitman videos from you man, the way you make them so funny etc just in general doing you. Favourite hitman player atm

@lewirobson7031 2 жыл бұрын

The way Bigmooney speaks to Diana 🤣 makes me laugh, can’t be interrupting mr Bigmooney

@diggity1039 2 жыл бұрын

I used the ol' emetic gas in the breifcase trick for Sato, drowned him in the porta potty, used the car battery and water trick for one of the others (can't remember who) and the sieker on the other, followed him to the outside pond by the guy fishing and Spartan kicked him in.

@timbo9644 2 жыл бұрын

I'm amazed mooney never uses the sieker or briefcase fart

@diggity1039 2 жыл бұрын

@@timbo9644 briefcase fart, I love it!

@davidrousseau100 2 жыл бұрын

Love the new intro animation, so very clean with the flags

@lampostMan 2 жыл бұрын

"MY DUCKY!" 13:55

@OrangeGenerator 2 жыл бұрын

Turning on the vacuum cleaner - i lol'd. Good job sir

@diggity1039 2 жыл бұрын

Good video man!

@alexjake9223 2 жыл бұрын

"Why? Where? What? How? Why are you going over there?"

@j.tgrooms 2 жыл бұрын

47 is gonna do what he does best

@Grendelful 2 жыл бұрын

47: fails assassination. also 47: *Activates Bites Za Dusto*

@LeighMilneMagic 2 жыл бұрын

I know you saw that duck... Boom! 😂

@loptseldr 2 жыл бұрын

lol i love how he had diana being like "See you cant even read it" lol i can strangely see that happening with 47 and finding out hes like me dyslexic lol .

@bryankennedy3284 2 жыл бұрын

47's face and deadpan turning on of the vacuum @19:10 reminds me so much of Archer!

@ThePikachuThing 2 жыл бұрын

These videos never fail to make me laugh, keep up the awesome content!

@celestial_jesse4691 2 жыл бұрын

I'm already dying of laughter after just the intro!!!

@ninjaamber 2 жыл бұрын

This video was hilarious!! Loved the Diana TTS xD Hope you're keeping well, Mooney!

@TheYTSucks 2 жыл бұрын

The sigh and immediate sound of Mooney vaping had me laughing.

@MrGoodFella 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 That pond is extremely dangerous. Enter at your own risk lol. Your videos just make my freakin day. Long time fan!

@ajytabbott2004 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I understand completely you being distracted. It's some crazy crazy shit going on. I hope you're doing well nonetheless, Mooney. Your hard work is appreciated 👏

@lasershark41 2 жыл бұрын

Doesn’t matter how many hours of hitman I’ve played, a new Big Mooney video always makes me wanna get back out there!

@Cartoonishly 2 жыл бұрын

the absolute audacity of diana to interrupt you like that! …already a minute in and this video is hilarious. thanks for creating another banger to chill out to

@amadeusvictor3717 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the entertainment Mooney!

@Hammerhead547 2 жыл бұрын

Mooney: "we got rats running around" Me: "oh, ground dwelling tree rat".

@HeinerGunnar 2 жыл бұрын

Squirrels are just tree rats, change my mind

@dylanswee22 2 жыл бұрын

The Phil Taylor part had me 😂

@georgelukhava9945 2 жыл бұрын

Loved the intro, Mooney.

@adamlabby 2 жыл бұрын

9:58 IO heard you slagging them off, and made sure you had the latest "updates"

@_lux_aeterna_ 2 жыл бұрын

I had the combat knife melee weapon and it too was floating at that same spot just woke Mrs up at 5am watching this as I get sorted for work 👍

@freeboing9859 2 жыл бұрын

I like the voice edits!

@C0DevID1.9 2 жыл бұрын

those "problems" never happened to me and I spend many hours on the entire trilogy. Stay strong Mooney you absolute legend

@dylanw.1740 2 жыл бұрын

Ah I see that logo intro is professional as always, I've replayed it over 50 times

@sharnley97gaming38 2 жыл бұрын

Brilliant vid as ever! Would love a random rotation of this, geoguesser, a return to fall out 4 and maybe try wordle :)

@whothis8889 2 жыл бұрын

Love the humor of your content. I'd also like to ask if you'll consider doing older Hitman games (specifically Blood Money) in the future? I'd love more of the Kill Everyone Challenges for Blood Money, even if some of them, like the Mardi Gras level, is impossible to actually kill everyone. Hell, I'll even watch you breeze through Absolution if you want to, because your commentary is always delightful.

@stevenkwanappreciator3000 2 жыл бұрын

Was shocked when ye pulled up Phil Taylor. I'm a big fan of the darts and it's not that popular. Glad to see a content creator interested 🎯

@tazelighteningyt4884 2 жыл бұрын

This guy has committed 84,000 war crimes in a single video.

@dcstone 2 жыл бұрын

I have no idea how you managed to get Diana in there, but that was absolutely perfect set-up and comedic timing. 10/10.

@SuperPatriotFan 2 жыл бұрын

At long last, he has returned to do some funny Hitman videos, ayyyyyyy

@demon2441 2 жыл бұрын

The return of a goof from years ago to haunt mooney once more!

@TenkoBerry 2 жыл бұрын

This is good 👍

@javenbarber8298 2 жыл бұрын

Love his hitman videos there so funny

@ShadowSolacer 2 жыл бұрын

"Hello There!" - General Kenobi

@TackeMatty 2 жыл бұрын

The way you just went quiet and turned on the vacuum.

@woahsgamers007 2 жыл бұрын

39 seconds ago!!!!!! Love your content mate! Glad to see ya back you fuckin absolute chad!!! ❤️

@melissa2661 2 жыл бұрын

Funny as always ❤️

@MattXShaver 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve been watching this channel for years and I just now realized it’s big MOONEY, not big MONEY. Must’ve been the accent! I feel like I just entered the Matrix 😂

@glo0py22 2 жыл бұрын

I see a title that i relate to a lot and I click

@joshuaflint9132 2 жыл бұрын

This is a video I would point to if anyone doubted why they should drop a sub here. Intro about what’s going on right now just hit the right note, jokes about Phil Taylor, Diana getting involved in new and interesting ways and Mooney’s reaction, not to mention the actual bloody gameplay! Thanks for 20 minutes of laughter Mooney 🙏

@mikhailiagacesa3406 2 жыл бұрын

When Diana was interrupting you during the briefing, I was thinking of another English Bird who tells Scottish assassins what to do.

@riccardopetrina4212 2 жыл бұрын

It's 3:33 am in here, and NOW I don't regret my choice.

@DJDarkDarsi 2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure the syringe was in the spot it would be in the regular version of the level? Like there's a few boxes out from the wall in Dartmoor proper that aren't here. Anyway I digress, Loved the Episode as always Mooney, loved the Diana TTS : D

@jessedale4287 2 жыл бұрын

The main change I would make for the second contract would be to use the emetic dart gun, tho it wouldn't be as fun to watch

@MetaI4Brains 2 жыл бұрын

The emetic dart gun makes Fernsby real easy to get.

@OriginalBigRob 2 жыл бұрын

Nobody knows me bitch! I am a ghost! -BigMooney

@mr.5bg865 2 жыл бұрын

Yaaaaaaa big mooooonyyyyy has return

@gdbrokeit5309 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks mooney. Ups

@nickburkhardt7419 2 жыл бұрын

*turns dude around and decks him again… “deep sigh”.. I felt that.

@Zoso14892 2 жыл бұрын

Not sure if this has been mentioned, but I think the place your needle was floating is supposed to be another bin but for some reason it doesn't render. I guess they could have fixed it but they've spent all the budget "making" the elusive target mode...