U eat chimps?

@pepe the frog, I would eat a chimp...before it eats me that is...

well not really. most of my diet in vegetarian. i also eat meat. it's usually those crazy American Pro Militant vegan activists. if you go to India, vegan their are very calm.

@Rishith, Gorillas spend almost their whole lives all day long eating vegetation, In order to sustain their size. And gorillas still eat eat bugs, worms, and ants, for extra, easy to process protein. Chimpanzees alongside us are the most successful primates. Thanks to our opportunistic nature in eating almost anything, plants or animals. And a polar bear, grizzly bear, or pride of loins OR any T-Rex millions of years ago, could eat a gorilla in a heartbeat. So I don’t understand your point. Being a herbivore or a herbivorous leaning omnivore like gorillas, doesn’t make you more successful. Mother Nature is a little bit more complicated than that. Sorry, had to go into a little bit of detail to explain...

Vegans and vegetarians dont eat meat because factory farming is the biggest cause of climate change and is destroying the environment. This really cant be compared to an animal eating mean in a balanced way with its ecosystem.

@@Mara-bx6to vai se foder boludo

Hopefully they got some mad zoom lenses or something.

Robot Spy chimp

They always make sure they have weapons when they film dangerous animals. It is valid to kill them or restrict them if they try to attack you and kill you.

They wont their smart enough to know

with all due respect, what is my childhood doing in the comments of a documentary about monkeys

with all due respect, your childhood is riddled with dung-examinations...?@@Artceps

Loll underrated comment

@@Artceps I am really surprised that people mention I am their childhood in random videos like this. Kinda feel honored

@@Craftronix you kidding? your wolf life series was a huge part of my childhood in the hay day of watching animations [both 2d and 3d], i just checked and i didnt even know a season 2 dropped, so sweet dedication there im sure i aint the only one, well done man !!

If you are saying humans can’t be evil, than you are dead wrong. Aren’t we the race that makes bombs and missles that can wipe out the entire planet, all because some countries have slight disagreements?

I’m sure you don’t see what happening in Palestine

Compassion is also far from something exclusive to humanity. That's anthropocentric as all hell

@EG-hy9mv its not exclusive to humans, but humans by far exhibit one of the most compassion as a species. We also are the species that exhibit the most compassion towards other species. You don't see other species give a sh*t about animal rights. We care about the young, the old, and the disabled. The same category that animal predators specifically target as easy prey. Humans ultimately have a much wider spectrum from compassion to evil than any other species. It has to do with our wider intellectual range. As you move down the intellectual rating, you see less and less compassion. For example, we've yet to a spider exhibit compassion to its ensnared prey.

@chickensoup2314 Actually, you can see it in Palestine. You have tonnes of volunteers in Gaza assisting the civilians there risking their own lives. In fact, just recently, three volunteers were killed. In fact, the reason you're criticizing the situation in Gaza is because you're exhibiting compassion for the people there. So ironically, you've proven my point for me.

And they say special forces are a new thing. The way I see it, special operations have been ongoing for thousands of years

banana 6 going dark

@@Dash101 nah special forces are an pretty old brand of war the ancient "commando" during colony age man capable to efford atleast horse and rifle for hunt down threacherous slaves and the german "stoßtruppen" capable to fight and make their way out without need to wait orders from the high command them there are the ranger and SS but i think ive speaked enought

@@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry I had a fucking stroke reading that

Monke extract and retrieve the banana without hostile detection

Yeah I mean they are one of our closest relatives maybe in a couple 1000 years they could learn even more which is terrifying

Just when I thought chimps only eat fruits and vegetables :-(

@@juluisreyes9094 youre thinking gorillas

Yes I am never asking my Parents to get a Chimpanzee-

Totally agree. They can think. It’s pretty cool

That's the beauty of editing. The story could be pieced from different incidents and not as one continuous incident. Most animal stories are made up over multiple days of filming.

Id only do that with an assault rifle with drum magazine.

Powerful cameras with great zooming

They got the chimps permission

@@terryscott2632 impressively enough they’re actually quite close to them. And it’s seemingly chimps are of the few who get habituated to human presence but continue to act in their traditional ways. scientist stay a minimum of 7m away.. but that’s not much at all and mostly out of fear of viral transmission not fear of aggression

Yep like a military troop should.

And I *DESPISE* how morons butcher simple elementary-school-level eggcorns such as "their" and *they're,* while they are genuinely too unintelligent to be embarassed.

Gang shit

@@gavinvalentino6002 i despise people who get upset at the slightest thing, go whine about something else other than someone’s spelling. you’re the moron here, infact.

we should drop a bunch of knives, swords, and axes in there and see what they do

Jay Williams This is how They see Tennessee people.

Jay lmfao

just that we have automatic weapons and baseball caps!

Aliens would look at us and just "Okay, these dummies are now destroying their own planet before they can figure out how to move to another one. Bob, you sure these are the most inteligent? My money is still with the dolphins and the cats..."

That's a cool/odd thought to think we may be the ones that are studied

Monke knows the rules

@@IronMan-ti1hf yea yea

Somehow i spend so much time trying to recover from this comment.😂 you got me good!

Monke 1: "We had to adhere to international law, no third party will be harmed."

@@renaldiroekanto789 they are like following the rules of the Geneva convention That has a rule that soldiers do not interfear with the camera crew for broadcasting to the people

this in new york city ... but organised

Trump's deplorables

😂😂😂😂

Chimps are not monkeys . They are apes. Monkeys are not apes. They are both primates. All monkeys have prehensile tails. Easy way to tell: no tail=no monkey

Different societies. Chimps are organized in large Clans, while Gorillas have only small families. A Silverback is chief and protector of his family while chimps have an actual pecking order. Those large groups tend to get into conflicts over resources and usually wont share anything, so sometimes they have to raid their neighbours. The small families of Gorillas on the other hand just occupy small areas where the silverback can be sure there is enough food and no iminent threads. Most of the time, he just has to fend off other males that challenge his position as head of the family. ...plus, Gorillas try to avoid conflicts, for example by not making eyecontact with their foe as this is considered to be a direct challenge amongst primates.

Thats racist bruh

@@Remygarcia1717 how is that racist

@@heiniknallkopp9688 thanks for the input

What is a Columbian cartel?

First time I read a cameraman compliment that is not an actual joke.

lmfao! I doubt there was just a dude stood there with a camera in the middle of that chimpanzee war You know they have hundreds of tiny cameras already set up in areas to capture footage right?

@@paschan well, for the first line of defense, we know taking a camera and filming is the best choice of defence ever.

He's probably use to it by now.

@@ronniewilliz153 there are no humans there. they have cameras set up to gather footage

@Harry_ Zombee _1 okay

More like several steps. They can't use their fingers as effectively as we can, they don't have the ability to speak and they have less complex, smaller brains

​@ToxoplasmosisVsRodents and yet they can beat us by a wide margin in several cognitive test such as remembering light and noise patterns (like the game Simon).

​@@ToxoplasmosisVsRodentschimpanzees are as intelligent as a 4 to 6 year old human(give or take). its true they arent as efficient with their hands and cannot speak human language, but they can learn sign language to communicate with humans, and they have their own form of communication and "speech" with each other.

@@ToxoplasmosisVsRodentsThey’re smarter because they don’t work 20 something years at a company and they don’t pay taxes

He's the elder statesmen and he's seen some shit

Unc seen some shit

Koba...

The tracking ability alone, the obvious attention to "game" signals is crazy

Who? Is there ur God here? Because I can't see him.

@@GaMeRfReAkLIVE They’re making another Planet Of The Apes Movie.

Chimps are nearly as terrible as we are.

@@sam-nariman6236 just because u dont see it dosent mean it isnt there

LOL

Yeah the chimp asks for a piece of food

Primate communion

Israel Barber *klapt in handen*

Deepika S I feel pity for you

The monkeys got him bro. rip ;(

OmG

​@@ethereal_sadThey're not even monkeys... bro.

Andoxico who said that?

@@joelangley7974 Obama

cesar really? Wow that’s a very good quote

True true. Although all species of animal are destined to go to war.

@@joelangley7974 Lol no it wasnt Obama this quote was coined in 1918.

+Hunter 8067 when I get off duty.......that Salisbury is mine...

+NaziHunter 1046 Or does it?

FailedComedian It's one of the reasons I think about renaming my account as I made the error of wether I am a Nazi that hunts or a hunter that hunts Nazis. Anyways I am a Nazi who hunts the prey.

FailedComedian I feel offended...

war has changed

+Seal Girl they hunt and eat meat too

YujinWeng I know that.

Spoken like someone who's never experienced war.

I've always thought of Bonobos as being Democrats, Greens, and other leftists. These guys are more like ANTIFA.

Hippies? Like Charlie Manson?

So weird to see hahaha

Sharing is caring lol

Idk man sounds like communism

Its so intriguing to see them communicate in such a way without even using speech All it took was for an outreached hand and the other one understood

@@emmanuelm2291 They have their own facial and body sign language basically. The babies have to learn from the adults how to behave and communicate.

XD

I HAVE AN OPINION!!!!!

Ml

I watch Alex Jones everyday! I know what is REALLY going on in the world. You are all sheep.

Check...and...mate. Cut 'em off at the pass!

jamesavatar5 they use weapons?

Diego Perez 2:07

jamesavatar5 some researchers say they have entered the Stone Age

Yeah, that was some "2001" shit right there xD

t H e a T t A c K i S o N

rgtrooper13 yeah that isn’t zoomed you can tell it is a little I say they are like 25 feet away

Maybe sometimes they get eaten also.

I would do it. And the first chimp to look at me funny gets a blast of birdshot in the face. Stay in your lane, chimp....

@@CribNotes i dont think you're qualified for the job

@@SammySprinkler1207 I'd imagine you'd have to be armed to get close enough to film. It would be stupid to get close to such vicious creatures without a method to dispatch them.

MrMoeMify always split wit your bro’s

yea he TB'd

ADAM JONES selfishness is the sign of low intelligence. Lions, wolves, bears, etc., feast before sharing with their family. Deferred gratification and sacrifice and forgiveness is godly

I mean they're a pack. And they look organized as hell so there has to be harmony. Closest primates comparable to humans

@ADAM JONES ahh id say you're the closest one here to an idiot... just saying

@Scherbenjongleur we're just near-naked, patheticly weak physically and much more intelligent chimps with the ability to talk.

@Commenting Until MrBeast Let‘s Me Join His Crew What about that lunatic

@@theworthysoul "physicaly weak" never heard of roy benavidez? he was really strong and tough for being an "naked patheticly weak chip"

@@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry chimps are 3 to 4 times stronger than an adult human

@@imperviousdog2635 wrong. Chimp is 1.3 times stronger than AVERAGE man pound for pound. if its trained human he will be stronger than a chimp given that people are twice as big as chimps

Many think of Dr Lecter when they hear cannibalism but Archaeological and Paleontological evidence-has shown that cannibalism was very common in our species.

@@DrCuriensapprentice There are also plenty of documented historical accounts.

Cannibalism as a method of humiliation is still in practice.

Is Milse Póg oh absolutely, Incan priests would roast and eat sacrifice victims, mummies would be powdered and used in medicine, Ancient Japanese would slice some of their flesh and serve it to an infirmed relative, in Colonial times and many others. We like to imagine we are on a higher plane of evolution but in reality we are a lot more similar to those chimps knawing on the bones of their fellow Chimp than we like to admit.

Damian Avellaneda it definitely is. There is no actual law that says the consumption of Human flesh is illegal, it’s how one obtains the meat that makes it illegal or not. I watched a documentary about one of the last “Cannibal tribes” of Papa New Guinea and the elder said that they eat the flesh of law breakers in the hope that his/her spirit won’t harass the living.

lmao yeah

Looked up “ Chimpanzee attacks “ right after I heard that story lmao

Yeah me too.... hating on a chimp that got to eat cake...

🙋🏽‍♀️me too

Sosa i was watching that video about 2 minutes ago 😂

Are you still alive

@Aarya Pandya kinda weird man 10 years is long

We aren’t from apes tho

@@Yahshuaismyeverything we past that we trying to time travel with KZfaq comments go do more drugs and come back to this thread with something constructive

@@Yahshuaismyeverything Doesn't mean that we aren't similar

You mean a natural tendency to protect our territory and the ones we love?

Roberto Bayoneto yessss

CAMPOS Diego *we as in devout Muslims 👌🏻

Roberto Bayoneto If that's what you wanna call savagery and cannibalism, suit yourself. ALLAHU AKBAR! 👌🏻

@@exfolios This was a raid into rival territory.

Lol underrated comment

Oh god we are going to hell 😂

i laughed so hard

Ok That was a little bit dark but you got me ngl

Hell it is...

I've got some protein for you.....

+Twenty Three Have some respect!

Anastasia Nuanes I got some

lmao!!!

based pic

The forums had no choice but to leave in search of a new home in a distant land.

4Chan was once a biome of peace until the KEK army seized control of it.

Reminds me a of BLM gathering

i miss imdb forums till it turned into internet terrorism fighting about trump and politics on movie message boards

How is that funny

@@temc7673maybe if you're 10 years old

@@temc7673 some Beavis humor . Aight I can get behind it . Lol

Why tf we have the same pic??

Stampeed brooo 😂😂

They cuzzin I ain’t no chimp or related to no animal

@@arneshaalbritton1900 Yer funny.

No prove

@@reyinfinity You no prove vhat?

@@reyinfinity Its true our closest relative is chimpanzees since we broke apart with them like millions of years and we evolve into a more intelligent species

Its beginning

@@jozefkucera8402 God is real

Time for extermination

Jozef Kučera there’s even a video of one shooting an ak 😂

@@gamingstreak8588 it not real doe

The native Americans and the Africans routinely cannibalized their dead enemies after a battle. Many of the African tribes had other humans as a staple of their diet.

It's fucked up but in Liberia they eat each other on the frontline,

@Cellini Do you people ever get tired of your lies and delusion? “White supremacy” really is a ironic name for a mental disease judging by the irrational behavior of you white racists. Lol. Stop projecting your mother’s behavior on Native Americans and Africans

Well chimps are the closest apes genetically related to humans. Russian scientists even tried to make a hybrid chimp/human super species but luckily that idea was scrapped

@@nickcellini5609 nice

Yea they are like a tribe of warriors hunting back in the day. Im sure this is how it would be too

@@SR-uz1ov Yeah, it’s like looking at your own past. They are pretty much proto-humans and if given enough time I’m sure they could become like us.

@@requiemlul3140 no seriously, how does that work?

... as are all packs of predatory animals.

@@jameswallace8681 None ape predators operate mostly on instinct. This is next level coordination.. At 1:50 you can see a hand signals from the alpha. Pretty much like a patrol in Vietnam just without guns.

commandoslayer Go to detroit and your mind will be changed

What makes us the most dangerous and cruel is not the fact that we are animals following our nature its the fact that we are the most self aware any other animal that evolves to self awareness at our level would do the same as us. Carnivore animals like lions would farm zebras for meat as we do. Herbivore animals like deers would destroy the vegetation at a great scale as we do. Rape would be considered standard for ducks as it was once to us at the beginning of our course in evolution.

Darnocium Sweggiest lord of all sounds like isis

***** Self-Awareness allows us to understand and study the ambient around us thus aquire the knowledge to create the weapons of mass destruction we now posess. We are driven by instincts but it is our self awareness that makes us the most dangerous.

Wandering Trainer Yeah just cant eat brains.

"Fuck domestic violence. We going international." -chimps when expanding their territory

First reply to a 13 year old comment. You still alive bruh?

@spartan092 First to reply to a 2 week old reply of a 13 year old comment. Are you still alive bruh?

@@maxcentral first reply to the 1 month old first reply to the 1 month old first reply of a 13 year old comment. Yeah, bruh, I be gucci. You?

The important thing is that he go FULL Vegan already. 🤨

I DID .... UNTIL HE LIED ABOUT COVID AND THE JAG !!!. HE'S JUST A GREEDY SAD OLD MAN FOLLOWING THE NARRATIVE. !!!

lol

its a survival instinct...dont forget the only purpose of this is to gain land and thus gain the food on it....though this group was not successful.....as this is but a small clip of a 60-minute show.....but who knows what happened .......after that............

This is years old. Before wokism took over. Our own CBB use to create some great documentaries. Now they create far left woke propaganda. Nation Geographic have now removed any of their old documentaries that do not fit the WEF slime, woke agenda. They are pushing life destroying Ad vent ist cult veganism everywhere. Vegan eyes, vegan lies.

😂

-Pass it or I report you as Impostor -"Okay"

@@Nightdreaux22647 when the boof is sus! 😳

after boof 1:11

That's my favorite scene from that movie. I laugh so hard, every time. Leonidas is just chilling, looking off into the middle distance and pontificating about the invitation he received from Xerxes. Meanwhile, his buddy is just stabbing wounded enemy soldiers as they hold up their hands in surrender and beg for mercy. Leonidas: 'I'll meet with this Xerxes for a nice chat...' Spartan Soldier: 'Yes, sire.' *stab!* Leonidas: 'I mean, there's no reason we can't be civil.' Spartan Soldier: 'Yes, sire.' *stab!* It's the little things that make 300 a classic. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Black" Friday is right.

More like the war on toilet paper

@@hadbetterdays8118 😂😂😂😂😂

Well your not wrong

This comment becomes more real every passing moment

true

What do you mean back then? 😂

Have heard Bonobos are closet relatives have also read gorillas who knows rastafari Tucson Arizona Sonoran desert 🏜️🌵 yes I keep on keeping on Africa we are all African

I don't think the monkeys had guns like the film crew.

Not very, chimps aren’t out for blood lust against humans. If you are in their territory they aren’t going to immediately attack you, humans aren’t competing with chimps for food so there’s no reason to waste the energy attacking.

Jay Padilla 1:10 GAWDUM

Not at all, just look at your kind.

@casey c Aggression, behavior directed towards members of the same species to cause harm, manifests itself when animals confront each other with limited resources: these can be, for example, food, territory or partners. Instead, man kills for free and sometimes too many times. And by the way, cannibalism in the human species is documented.

😂😂😂

This I such a 2015 post

@@aplacetobewithmythoughts7428 hell Is hot 😀

DEXVON how do you know

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We didn't come out of chimps. We came from a common ancestor with them.

@Bobby Lawson you cannot explain that to insane knuckleheads, who quickly believe in unconfirmed theories/unproven facts

@@Belugamale8738 What's your point? I think what this points to is that since our closest living relative species is also capable of societal warfare over territory and resources it shows that humanity's capability for war is baked into our nature far before we invented any kind of organized civilization. What is interesting to think about is how far back do you have to go in history to where the animals we and chimpanzees came from evolved this tendency? When did apes, or primates, or whatever branch of mammals we came from start making group expeditions to attack and intimidate their neighbors? Or is your point to try and say that the relation between humans and chimpanzees is false? Or that we were instead created by the snap of some deity's fingers? The facts we have in hand (not the stories that have been passed down for thousands of years) definitely doesn't point to that conclusion. And I'm not denying the possibility of the existence of God or gods or whatever else, I'm saying that from everything we can tell we didn't arise because the big man decided to make it be one day. It goes back far further than that possibility. One can accept the possibility that there are powers beyond this world and our understanding AND that we diverged and evolved from a long-extinct species of apes to become what we are today. You just have to accept that the legends of old may not have it 100% correct.

The revulsion theory was debunked.

bro are you still alive?

They even have a point man, this is the protocol we use to this day.

They’re very intelligent and aware of their surroundings