Patrice O'Neal on His Friend's Marriage - "She's above you now." (Part 1)

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Comedy Club Wedding Reception on a Tuesday: Cupcakes & Salad
4:04 Marriage is just a technicality.
10:00 Women should have a certain respect for you for them to like you.
21:18 She said one friend is allowed to her family's house.
Co-hosts Anthony Cumia & Gregg Hughes
Oct 19, 2005

Пікірлер: 148

@goreds9631 5 жыл бұрын

Voss: " You had to go to Brazil to find love." Patrice:"YOU WENT TOO..." lol

@truestdude 3 жыл бұрын

Owned!! 😅😅😅

@shamibrown2287 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Respect2theFallen 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@FirstnameLastname-tw6yt 2 жыл бұрын

6:20

@relaxationmeditation499 5 жыл бұрын

Real friends tell you the truth even if it hurts.

@HonoluluWhoCares 5 жыл бұрын

could listen to them just argue with each other all day

@tobymcgroby8967 4 жыл бұрын

It's true. If you had a big zit on your face that formed a disgusting whitehead while you were out with friends, who would you like better: • The friend that ignores it • The friend that discreetly tells you This happened so many times to me, & my insecure friend never wanted to rock the boat, any boat. The confident friend always told me, so I could take care of that gross shit. It's ALWAYS better to know the truth. Simply put, the friend that ignored it only cared about himself. The friend that told me, had my back, every time. If you have B.O. I'm gonna tell you, for you, not for me. Joe Beese is right

@longtermgains8253 3 жыл бұрын

@@tobymcgroby8967 Wash your face bro.

@tobymcgroby8967 3 жыл бұрын

@@longtermgains8253 it was highschool, but I get it. Good one 😒

@lindahoe6714 2 жыл бұрын

@@tobymcgroby8967 u had cream cheese on you're face lol

@2.T00T 5 жыл бұрын

Patrice speaks life lessons.

@truestdude 3 жыл бұрын

"You don't have to be up or down for me to be your friend!" I felt that

@ContextReallyMatters 10 ай бұрын

For real. The internet tells you to abandon your friends if they aren't progressing. What kind of friend would that make me?

@truestdude 10 ай бұрын

@@ContextReallyMatters right! The key os 2 help ur friends in their quest 2 move forward & be better. Rip 2 the Goat

@2groov.e 3 жыл бұрын

Peep when Patrice talks everybody shuts up. I want that power. That Respect.That presence

@olivergems3128 2 жыл бұрын

Talk what life teach you and be truthful.

@jlee5490 5 жыл бұрын

LOL these dudes sounds like really good friends

@MaoMoney 3 жыл бұрын

@@aminman15 i mean they were around each other atleast 3 nights a week most weeks of the year at the cellar

@devinplayseverything3764 3 жыл бұрын

That’s honesty you’re hearing, if you never hear it in your life then that sucks

@InnerDness 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, uniornically.

@FractalPrism. 4 жыл бұрын

"we only fought 2 times on our honeymoon" quality.

@truestdude 3 жыл бұрын

I caught that

@chrism8180 3 жыл бұрын

And to think he says "only" as if this is a good thing. I wonder how much they fight at home

@taipan8021 4 жыл бұрын

Patrice was priceless, always on point. R.I.P

@aminman15 4 жыл бұрын

PO: This is ticking down slow RV: What's ticking down slow? PO: YOUR MARRIAGE

@Marchimedes 5 жыл бұрын

What’s ticking down slow? YOUR MARRIAGE

@yorrichardmorgan 4 жыл бұрын

Dick Black and subsequently HIS CAREER lol

@truestdude 3 жыл бұрын

Shots fired

@IbelieveinJesusAmen 3 жыл бұрын

^fired with the shot clock going down

@truestdude 3 жыл бұрын

@@IbelieveinJesusAmen Patrice for the win

@duncanfromunderthebridge 4 жыл бұрын

O and A are split up, Patrice is dead, and Vos and Bonnie are still married smh.....

@pezcontainer 4 жыл бұрын

@Tobias Belz "HONEY I SCHWEAR YOU'RE HILARIOUSH"

@silentwitness536 4 жыл бұрын

@Jonny boy Or she's waiting for the ten year lifetime alimony deadline.

@brendencornelious147 3 жыл бұрын

podcast they cohost is called "My Wife Hates Me"

@chadthunderqoq 3 жыл бұрын

@@brendencornelious147 Jesus I don't care how much you pay me, if my podcast is named that, might as well give me the Old Yeller treatment.

@longtermgains8253 3 жыл бұрын

O and A mad me love Vos. Now as I struggle through his other material, I question every decision I ever made.

@JeriDro 5 жыл бұрын

never thought id see Patrice in a Rockets Drexler jersey, that's badass

@jasonking9602 4 жыл бұрын

@dimebag Darrell Phi Slamma Jamma that's why. Drexler and that whole team were a bunch of badass mother fuckers that's why. Cause he was one of the best players to ever play in the NBA that's why. Just like DimeBag, Drexler was one of the best. Sad that DimeBag isn't with us anymore after getting shot and killed on stage at a bar of all places......RIP

@silentwitness536 4 жыл бұрын

@@jasonking9602 I copied 3 of my on court moves on clyde the glide.

@jasonking9602 4 жыл бұрын

@@silentwitness536 I know your game is good then. Drexler was a bad man on the court

@HUNTENT247 3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonking9602 I believe you meant Dimebag Darrell.

@jasonking9602 3 жыл бұрын

@@HUNTENT247 read it again man. I was referring to both of them. I didn't get the name wrong

@V4Now 3 жыл бұрын

If you never had ANY conversation like this, you don't have real friends😂

@denzel9455 2 жыл бұрын

Facts not everybody has friends nothing wrong with that.

@quinnrsligo 4 жыл бұрын

10:34 Respect > "Love"

@lukedavis6711 4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely true

@jghifiversveiws8729 2 жыл бұрын

From my perspective respect is love.

@timothybarend882 4 жыл бұрын

Great wisdom from the Goat.

@oneskinnyhonky 5 жыл бұрын

Patrice laugh @ 2:55

@randybell101190 3 жыл бұрын

18:40 - 18:57 Both Trump and the President were mentioned back to back...This was in 2005

@MJGoldy505 5 жыл бұрын

Patrice at 5:20 killed me

@antartica4321 5 жыл бұрын

gold.

@VlaseRadu 4 жыл бұрын

Patrice and Frank Ribery in the first photo :))))))

@bhekisisam3018 3 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂

@stevesmith1687 3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment lol they even share a love for prostitutes haha

@blueshanks1 3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@karamlevi 5 жыл бұрын

Lie about your age for years??? My buddies grl did same thing n she’s angry to be honest about it...

@cpasse15 4 жыл бұрын

Karam Levi pre-wall planning

@AHighlander 4 жыл бұрын

@@cpasse15 ?

@StayFractalesque 3 жыл бұрын

the first question I ever asked my last ex, literally within minutes of meeting, I asked how old she was.. she lied.. I didn't know at the time, but when I found out, I constantly thought back to that.. she was 29 btw, and she said she was 27.. really worth ruining our trust over eh? she never even fessed up, I saw It on her license and confronted her, and she said "I never said I was 27" .. unbelievable

@MaoMoney 3 жыл бұрын

They hate getting caught in a lie

@darkmuladar 3 жыл бұрын

@@StayFractalesque they on da sly wit da lie n cry

@carlpedro8427 3 жыл бұрын

Who the heck has their wedding reception start at 09:30pm? I already wanna be buzzed and making a fool of myself on the dancefloor by then.

@AHighlander 4 жыл бұрын

Rich: "We only fought once on our honeymoon!" Then Ant's understated "Oh no.."😂 The full episode's pretty funny. You can hear him die inside after every "Hey it's Vos"/car crash, but unable to respond as he knew they'd destroy him.😅

@citylights3452 3 жыл бұрын

Link to the full episode?

@RyanAnthonyDigitalMedia 4 жыл бұрын

“....hello?” lol

@ericrios1234 2 жыл бұрын

Oh god I’m dying 😂😂😂 hey it’s vos

@josephguzman4737 4 жыл бұрын

5:43 partice bridge burning laugh

@Thiago_Alves_Souza 3 жыл бұрын

Could post the whole thing. "Patrice O'neal vs Rich Vos" for anyone looking for the whole thing.

@NegritaBrujita 4 жыл бұрын

Rich sounds like he’s ready to be a stay at home husband. He’s thrown in the towel. Ready to be a doormat.

@henrymason2228 Жыл бұрын

2:12 I love how its dead silent after he says that shit😭😭😭

@smoothmorrison7203 3 жыл бұрын

I loved to sit around my brothers (I'm female), they have the best conversations when women are not around. 😇✌️❤️🍷

@citylights3452 3 жыл бұрын

But you’re a woman

@smoothmorrison7203 3 жыл бұрын

@@citylights3452 For me I would be around but not seen. For instance, my brothers and their friends would be in the basement and I would sit at the top of the staircase or go into one of the bedrooms and listen through the vents. I was pre-teen teen. Any younger than that they tended not to pay me any mine for they thought I did not understand or was paying them dust ( little girls pays attention). 🤣🤣🤣 😇✌️❤️🍷

@dpal27 3 жыл бұрын

7:54 was hilarious

@shhhake 2 жыл бұрын

this is what it comes down to: bonnie was mad that rich spent money for the reception (that no one took seriously) because her friends showed up to the one paid for in LA, while a fraction of them came to enjoy what was paid for in NY. who has 2 receptions after the day of the wedding? thats odd to me, seems like a hassle.

@MrSupermarioOG 4 жыл бұрын

Scott in Houston got roasted with no words they just ignored his comment then laughed at his ass🤣🤣🤣2:10

@chezetuts Жыл бұрын

Sex is always better, when you're having sex!

@therealmitchconnor4275 2 жыл бұрын

5:25 😂

@fuferito 4 жыл бұрын

Yup. You can hear it clearly. 09:26 Voss saying he was "on the Oscars."

@LilBasedGodSwag 4 жыл бұрын

No, he said, "What do you mean when I was bigger? I wrote on the fuckin oscars this year" it was hard to hear because Anthony was saying, "Ohhhhh Boyyyyy!" right has he started saying it that's why Anthony didn't hear him

@jupyter_core9411 4 жыл бұрын

Nope he said "I wrote on the fuckin Oscars.."

@torireynolds1761 4 жыл бұрын

"Hey it's Vaaahhss"

@chadthunderqoq 3 жыл бұрын

*car crash noise*

@ashchaya7676 2 жыл бұрын

Man, this Vos guy interrupts people even when he's got nothing at all to say. "OKAY WAIT-W-W-THE-TH-TH-TH-Y-Y-Y-NON-N-!!"

@TheJumpman706 4 жыл бұрын

It's been 8 years since we lost you big Cuz damn

@SwaggMos16 4 жыл бұрын

Hey its vos

@user-ko1zb4vh4v 6 жыл бұрын

Fawk yea!

@Charlie_Alpha_Lima 5 жыл бұрын

I find nothing likeable about Vos

@macberry4048 5 жыл бұрын

I need a update on Rich because I know nothing about him

@martinstanchev8764 5 жыл бұрын

@mac berry he is still married to this girl, search Rich Vos wife and you will see it. It is from 2005 year.

@macberry4048 5 жыл бұрын

@@martinstanchev8764 I tried to find out if either one made it big but from what I can see is they both go on Jim and Sam and Bonnie was on a Fox news show.

@bles05 4 жыл бұрын

@dimebag Darrell lol, accurate

@templarmalta9946 3 жыл бұрын

Voss the quintessential blue piller.

@aspects8645 3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@errikduvall4690 3 жыл бұрын

Yep. We didnt know about red pill/blue pill until about 4 years ago

@ramblincapuchin9075 2 жыл бұрын

Rough. He goes "she's in the business" that's some heat you can't shake As if his life has to zig when she zags

@blakelip3 2 жыл бұрын

*Awkward silence* Hello????? Vos had no comeback Car crash sounds 😂😂🤣

@Gobackto4chan 3 жыл бұрын

Voss didn’t shut up once lol

@mariovillanueva2442 4 жыл бұрын

they're still together tho, 2005-present

@Tes-qe1jc 4 жыл бұрын

m v let’s see if it’s going to last for ten more years. Even if it lasts, doesn’t mean Vos is happy in his marriage. The key word is Happiness. Because what you loose in marriage is far greater than what you gain.

@oneepie 2 жыл бұрын

Yes and they host a podcast dedicated as to why she hates her husband