You know your boring everything when even the Vulcan wants to leave a presentation.

"And now for a recitation of poetry by artificial lifeforms. I have found this particular example to be most stimulating: Felis Catus is your taxonomic nomenclature..."

Harry, you and I were lucky enough to enjoy the doctor's scintillating exhibition for two full hours. Would it really be fair of us to deny our friends the same unforgettable experience?

LMAO! Gotta love Chakotay and how he teases Captain Janeway. That smug grin at 1:37 is proof that he'll take a punishment if it means having a little fun at her expense.

Easily one of the funniest Star Trek moments ever. I love how the humor keeps building throughout the scene, even when it cuts away from The Doctor to Chakotay and Harry. Learning that Janeway ordered Chakotay to take the ship in yellow alert thirty minutes into The Doctor's presentation is just so hilarious.

This reminds me of the Next Gen episode when the crew were trying to get out of attending some reception. Picard grants it to Worf, but when Geordi tries to ask, he says "Mr. La Forge, I cannot excuse my entire senior staff! Mr. Worf beat you to it." 😂

1:40 Janeway's body language with that cup. Not even coffee can save her.

Its nice how even the plot waited for the doctors presentation to end.

"this could be a weekly event." i bet the entire crew would agree ...

Wow, I don't think I've ever seen Chakotay this animated!

This show may have had problems with character consistency, but once it got them down, it nailed them.

"Man, the Doctor's photographic essay was am irritating waste of my time and patience. I know! Let's go and visit Neelix to get over it!"

Chakotay: 24th century Gangsta

Anybody reminded of Kryten and Rimmer during Rimmer's presentation of his "holiday" in Red Dwarf episode Justice?

Something goes wrong and Tom immediately assumes it was Neelix' fault. Yes, I know he was joking, but a high percentage of the ship's problems where caused by Neelix.

I always felt sad for the doctor. All he does is try to be friendly and still see as a hologram even tho they allowed his program to expand to get pesnalty and its not till Seven changes the mind of The captain.

"Fighting would be preferable." ~ Worf

This reminds me of an episode of Red Dwarf when Rimmer was showing his slides of his Hike through red Dwarf with Krytan. Then robot brains intelligent circuits melted from the boredom lol

Tom and the Doc share a scene... It's bound to be funny. LOVE the picture... It's good that Belanna woke up she would've missed it.

Definitely grounds for court marshal XD

I definitely wanna rewatch this series. It doesn't get the love it deserves.

I love the look Janeway and Paris share as he starts showing the Vulcan reproductive gland lololol.

Torres was so stunned she had no time for getting up.

1:32 Thug Life

0:01 I for one, am amazed at the total lack of fear showed by the doctor, even though all it would take is for one savage inhabitant of the planet to land a lucky hit on the doctor's holo-emitter to potentially cause his program to be deleted forever!!!!!

"What'd you put in this coffee, Neelix?!" One of the best out-of-context lines in the entirety of Voyager imo, right next to Tuvix just blurting out "sex."

Chakotay is evil as hell. LOL

2:43 I'll have what he's having.

Even the door closes on the doctor. 😂

It always annoyed me whan the voyager crew acted so bored and annoyed when the Doctor gave a presentation. I could sit and watch Picardo chat all day.

Neelix's foreign ingredients are so bad Paris assumes it's the coffee and not the ship. The hedgehog literally made the ship sick TWICE, after all.

And since Tuvok is the only Vulcan on board, it must be his testicle, hence the look on his face at 1:42

Has it really been that long, since this series was launched... How time proverbially flies.

0:10 - Torres is already asleep 😂

I would listen to the doctor and laugh, rolling on the floor - at him!

EARTHQUAKE...wait a minute...

How the heck did the stage people shake the mess hall? Even the cups on the tables were moving!

I love that they gave the doctor this incredible ego, and would never miss an opportunity to show off things to people. (Played absolutely brilliantly by Robert Picardo) . Love that VOY!!

I would of loved the lecture, imagine being the teachers pet?!

I've always been curious how a "trick of light" as Seska called him could pick up stuff and have others touch him.

God dayum, the Doctor's presentation was so unbearable that even Voyager herself was letting loose her pent up frustration, lol!

The Doctor is on a one-man mission to bore his shipmates to death

0:58 Talk of the vulcan gland made me notice Tuvok's definite bulge.

Seriously, Star Trek officers are too, nice.. Nothing would get done with a group so unwilling to speak their mind.

That was such a funny scene. :D

This episode had very disturbing undertones that really should make every person watching, look to their morals , see just what the human race has become and how we got to this position . An inspiring if not altogether sinister side of humanity . There is a " truth" to this episode unlike any other .

Always blaming the coffee...

What did you put in this coffee, Neelix?

He’s doing this in the holodeck and yet he couldn’t be bothered to conjure up more comfortable chairs?

I just realized in the Holodeck they are sitting on office chairs...didn’t realize they would still have those same chairs in the 24th century.

Toms first instinct is that Neelix dosed em Voyager nights are long

Data's poetry recital, anyone?

1:53 - did....... did he just held a slight grudge there, something that normally followed by a emotional response? 😂

I dont understand why doesn't Starfleet make an army of combat holograms? That would be useful, not just getting lost objects in harsh environments.

I can't help but wonder if the chairs are holograms or if they brought them in from another room

COMPUTER: DELETE Emergency Medical Hologram AND ALL related files !

This is why Harry is still an ensign.

Computer, fast forward for all active programs in the holodeck, including EMH.

I am completely on Chakotay and Harry Kim's side in this.

Why are starfleet ships not comprised solely of holodecks, with holo-crews running them?

This is why no future will ever be perfect. This guy has a presentation to make, and utilizes the holodeck, gear any number of people alive now would literally give a finger or toe to make ubiquitous, in a way mirroring tech from the 1940's. I mean...really Doc. I get that your a hologram, but I KNOW that doesn't mean you lack creativity. We've all SEEN that little fantasy of yours on the bridge. Well done, btw. Now try applying that imagination to your next presentation. You know. The next time you, as the only pers...being....on the ship that can do more medically than CPR or trigger a hypostim, beams down to a planet (Do holograms "beam"?) and retrieve something. Which happens all the time in the general duties of an EMH. At least on Voyager.

Is'nt this like listening to Siri give a power point about all the stuff you had it do?

Oh the Vulcan reproductive gland. Tuvok tend to get emotional about his spieces reproductive habit

I never watched much Voyager and never saw their holodeck, was it actually that big? That thing must have taken up half the ship

Never did find out what was in that coffee.

Chakotays right. Fair is fair.

What did you put in the coffee???

Daily scrum in a nutshell

Cave man genom to understand cave drawing

Awww I wanted to know what Neelix put into that coffee. :(

I wonder what happens next ! ?

Why didn’t they just deactivate the EHH?

I don't think humans could eat alien food

@Neurotoast He's gone and done it again...

Uhh...I think he was talking about the female reproductive gland.

Why is the video jerky?

@ILIKESFLAN ??

I also never figured out why Data had so much trouble achieving sentience, yet apart from some social inadequacies, which seemed to be working as designed judging from his creator, the Doctor seemed to have no problems at all and he wasn't even designed for it unlike Data

it's like Vogon poetry ... resistance is useless

@ILIKESFLAN ?

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COMPUTER: DELETE ALL EMH SUBROUTINES NOT RELATED TO PRIMARY FUNCTIONS. EXECUTE

Voyager - copying TNG moments since 1995.

This show is the reason why you have STD they said no way anyone will watch this crap then the writers said they watched Voyager for seven seasons.

"Of course you were."