Beginning of season 5 episode 8 You almost feel sorry for them...=P
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@carlzerris65667 жыл бұрын
You know your boring everything when even the Vulcan wants to leave a presentation.
@oxmys7 жыл бұрын
That's because Doc started talking about the Vulcan reproductive gland. Tuvok wanted to escape before he brought up the whole pon farr thing.
@ItsOvaNinethousnd7 жыл бұрын
They should make an entire movie about the doctor and Data meeting up.
@lereff13827 жыл бұрын
+ItsOvaNinethousnd too bad Nemesis happened... that being said, Nemesis takes place after Voyager arrived home (after all Janeway makes a cameo appearance!), so Data might very well have had an opportunity to meet the EMH. We'll never know..
@markfox15453 жыл бұрын
*you're
@ericterry4544 Жыл бұрын
It wasn't so much that it was boring, but that it was illogical to remain there.
@alexyoon-sungcucina78955 жыл бұрын
"And now for a recitation of poetry by artificial lifeforms. I have found this particular example to be most stimulating: Felis Catus is your taxonomic nomenclature..."
@noitallmanaz3 жыл бұрын
they kinda did repeat a lot of themes from TNG
@clementlee21217 жыл бұрын
Harry, you and I were lucky enough to enjoy the doctor's scintillating exhibition for two full hours. Would it really be fair of us to deny our friends the same unforgettable experience?
@jeremyzak6545 жыл бұрын
Of course not sir.
@Shadowkey3924 жыл бұрын
“Commander Chakotay appears to have disobeyed a direct order.” “Definitely grounds for court-martial!”
@islandmaster50643 жыл бұрын
Payback by frist officer
@jamiemiller14823 жыл бұрын
God I love Chakotay!!!!
@ASiegelCADAL6 жыл бұрын
LMAO! Gotta love Chakotay and how he teases Captain Janeway. That smug grin at 1:37 is proof that he'll take a punishment if it means having a little fun at her expense.
@MoskalMedia2 жыл бұрын
Easily one of the funniest Star Trek moments ever. I love how the humor keeps building throughout the scene, even when it cuts away from The Doctor to Chakotay and Harry. Learning that Janeway ordered Chakotay to take the ship in yellow alert thirty minutes into The Doctor's presentation is just so hilarious.
@greencello599 Жыл бұрын
Janeway may be the captain, but she had no grounds for the Yellow Alert after half an hour. She didn't give Chakotay, Kim, or the others who experienced the Doctor's holographic image essay the same courtesy. If the first round of crew members suffered through 2 hours of that, EVERYONE must suffer the exact same amount of time.
@Letham316 Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the Next Gen episode when the crew were trying to get out of attending some reception. Picard grants it to Worf, but when Geordi tries to ask, he says "Mr. La Forge, I cannot excuse my entire senior staff! Mr. Worf beat you to it." 😂
@thomasrowe5264 Жыл бұрын
Or Data's poetry
@Letham316 Жыл бұрын
@@thomasrowe5264 Heh, wasn't it a silly poem about his cat?
@Wraiths_and_Wreckage3 жыл бұрын
1:40 Janeway's body language with that cup. Not even coffee can save her.
@MoskalMedia2 жыл бұрын
When Janeway thrusts her coffee cup in SOMEONE ELSE's hands, you know it's bad!
@TheCaptainCrack2 жыл бұрын
Its nice how even the plot waited for the doctors presentation to end.
@thorin1045 Жыл бұрын
it is the weekly torture of the crew, obviously it shows the professional courtesy to the doctor, from one torturer to another.
@ulipeterson61124 жыл бұрын
"this could be a weekly event." i bet the entire crew would agree ...
@shuboy054 жыл бұрын
Wow, I don't think I've ever seen Chakotay this animated!
@emizerri2 жыл бұрын
He had so much potential, but unfortunately 90% of the time he was just a budget version of Riker
@emizerri2 жыл бұрын
And I really enjoyed the actor, Robert Beltran, it was just poor writing in my view
@k.t.1641 Жыл бұрын
Cause he was competent at his job lol. He wasn't sleeping with everyone who came aboard
@nathanieljefferies5491 Жыл бұрын
@@k.t.1641having a personality and being a competent starfleet commander are not mutually exclusive.
@thesailormercury2 Жыл бұрын
Capitan chakotay is. a such. a backstaber he knows it would happen ?
@LocksAndChains6 жыл бұрын
This show may have had problems with character consistency, but once it got them down, it nailed them.
@TheValeyard926 жыл бұрын
"Man, the Doctor's photographic essay was am irritating waste of my time and patience. I know! Let's go and visit Neelix to get over it!"
@XX-sp3tt5 жыл бұрын
At least Neellix gives out free food.
@danmarsh79854 жыл бұрын
@@XX-sp3tt And most importantly the number one recreational drug on tbe ship, coffee
@StormsandSaugeye8 жыл бұрын
Chakotay: 24th century Gangsta
@oscarfun1005 жыл бұрын
Also hot AF.
@VincentGonzalezVeg3 жыл бұрын
Shots of unwanted wisdom popped in their cranial cleavages
@FildasKirk7 жыл бұрын
Anybody reminded of Kryten and Rimmer during Rimmer's presentation of his "holiday" in Red Dwarf episode Justice?
@Aeroldoth37 жыл бұрын
Fatigue at people's "home movies" is a long-standing cultural joke.
@FildasKirk4 жыл бұрын
@chris ince Well, the closest you can get is some fanfiction. Tried a little search and it seems this: www.fanfiction.net/s/5300491/1/Voyager-and-the-Bug is the only one. Sadly, little to no interaction between the "MuDr.H" and "SmegH" I haven't tried searching at other fanfic sites, such as AO3, however.
@timwhite43013 жыл бұрын
Got to love the diesel deck this time of year 😂
@schwarzerritter57248 жыл бұрын
Something goes wrong and Tom immediately assumes it was Neelix' fault. Yes, I know he was joking, but a high percentage of the ship's problems where caused by Neelix.
@gdon129877 жыл бұрын
Tom is racist! #NotAllAliens
@chrisfox70347 жыл бұрын
#NeverNeelix
@ryanjackson34287 жыл бұрын
#TalaxianLivesMatter
@Jokie1555 жыл бұрын
Cheese nearly destroyed the ship. CHEESE!
@laxxla5 жыл бұрын
@@Jokie155 Remember when Tom collapsed in 'Threshold' and B'Elanna told the doctor that all he'd ingested was a cup of Neelix's coffee? The Doctor instantly proclaimed that he was 'lucky to be alive'! Neelix's coffee/cooking gets a bad rap from everyone. Even when it ISN'T leola roots.
@kouko67278 жыл бұрын
I always felt sad for the doctor. All he does is try to be friendly and still see as a hologram even tho they allowed his program to expand to get pesnalty and its not till Seven changes the mind of The captain.
@Marchant27 жыл бұрын
He can be a little too self-congratulatory, but he's an excellent character all the same.
@KasaiWolf076 жыл бұрын
You have to admit, the Doc is up his own ass. They do treat him like a collegue but sometimes he is a bit too much lol.
@elseby4 жыл бұрын
@@Marchant2 so... like a real doctor.
@FaxModem14 жыл бұрын
Mark of true friends though, they stayed through the entire presentation.
@jadapinkett16563 жыл бұрын
"Fighting would be preferable." ~ Worf
@pitodesign3 жыл бұрын
"Perhaps it is a good day to sleep!"
@theforgeryttv6449 Жыл бұрын
I can only imagine if Worf had to put up with that.
@Howyaduing6 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of an episode of Red Dwarf when Rimmer was showing his slides of his Hike through red Dwarf with Krytan. Then robot brains intelligent circuits melted from the boredom lol
@89Keith5 жыл бұрын
ah yes, the jike through the diesel deck
@Howyaduing5 жыл бұрын
Paul Keith *Hike
@martinsirois37704 жыл бұрын
I wonder if this scene was a nod to Red Dwarf.
@mariannedrand10 жыл бұрын
Tom and the Doc share a scene... It's bound to be funny. LOVE the picture... It's good that Belanna woke up she would've missed it.
@andrewmcguire34026 жыл бұрын
mariannedrand omg I just noticed that
@bormos312 жыл бұрын
Definitely grounds for court marshal XD
@youdontsay2529 Жыл бұрын
I definitely wanna rewatch this series. It doesn't get the love it deserves.
@MackerelCat4 жыл бұрын
I love the look Janeway and Paris share as he starts showing the Vulcan reproductive gland lololol.
@philbertchow54252 жыл бұрын
Tuvok: *shifts uncomfortably*
@thiagodeandrade70816 жыл бұрын
Torres was so stunned she had no time for getting up.
@sandythemaster68987 жыл бұрын
1:32 Thug Life
@STEJTHEGREATEST Жыл бұрын
0:01 I for one, am amazed at the total lack of fear showed by the doctor, even though all it would take is for one savage inhabitant of the planet to land a lucky hit on the doctor's holo-emitter to potentially cause his program to be deleted forever!!!!!
@tStevester832 жыл бұрын
"What'd you put in this coffee, Neelix?!" One of the best out-of-context lines in the entirety of Voyager imo, right next to Tuvix just blurting out "sex."
@mykeprior34368 ай бұрын
Rarely lol irl with star trek "jokes" but this slipped by me I guess, absolutely funny. I love the hate on Neelix food.
@pansyflower96972 жыл бұрын
Chakotay is evil as hell. LOL
@loboling91886 жыл бұрын
2:43 I'll have what he's having.
@danielhausser80388 ай бұрын
Even the door closes on the doctor. 😂
@ToolsAreToys8 жыл бұрын
It always annoyed me whan the voyager crew acted so bored and annoyed when the Doctor gave a presentation. I could sit and watch Picardo chat all day.
@marcziegenhain84207 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but after seven years without interruption, I would get bored or crazy, too.
@808INFantry11X6 жыл бұрын
EgolandTed I'm sorry I get flash backs to actual military briefings and you know what it doesn't matter how you dress it up they are all so boring
@BlastFromThePastTheGoodOldDays6 жыл бұрын
it also depends on how many times he told the story before giving a presentation. if you hear the same thing over and over again then are expected to sit though a presentation with the same information. it gets dull. plus when it's just an ego trip no one wants to hear about it. this wasn't presenting facts it was just him gloating and boasting.
@edinscot567895 жыл бұрын
They weren't *acting* bored...
@SuperODST14 жыл бұрын
Neelix's foreign ingredients are so bad Paris assumes it's the coffee and not the ship. The hedgehog literally made the ship sick TWICE, after all.
@wikiporno211 жыл бұрын
And since Tuvok is the only Vulcan on board, it must be his testicle, hence the look on his face at 1:42
@Haaris.Qureshi7 жыл бұрын
wikiporno2 there's at least two Vulcans on board.
@claraf.68337 жыл бұрын
There's Tuvok and Vorik on board Voyager and I don't think it was either's reproductive gland. There sure are magnifications in Voyager's medical database.
@TheJECNova2 жыл бұрын
Has it really been that long, since this series was launched... How time proverbially flies.
@edinscot567899 ай бұрын
0:10 - Torres is already asleep 😂
@dracopticon77886 жыл бұрын
I would listen to the doctor and laugh, rolling on the floor - at him!
@Shiraumere8 жыл бұрын
EARTHQUAKE...wait a minute...
@BillyHarden5 жыл бұрын
SPACEQUAKE!!
@blockmasterscott10 жыл бұрын
How the heck did the stage people shake the mess hall? Even the cups on the tables were moving!
@rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr10 жыл бұрын
I think only the camera, the shelves in the kitchen, and their cups were shaking. Not sure how they did their cups, but maybe someone's just pushing against their particular table.
@rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr10 жыл бұрын
Actually, the bowl doesn't seem to shake much, so I doubt their table is being moved. Maybe the cups are special props with a small shaking device inside?
@TomalakGeretkal8 жыл бұрын
Even more impressive is that the stars are moving too ;p
@blockmasterscott8 жыл бұрын
Tomalak Geret'kal I had never noticed that. Very good point.
@Marchant27 жыл бұрын
Actually, if you look closely, the fruit in the bowl is jumping around.
@IM1deadMONEY11 ай бұрын
I love that they gave the doctor this incredible ego, and would never miss an opportunity to show off things to people. (Played absolutely brilliantly by Robert Picardo) . Love that VOY!!
@tazchanday24222 жыл бұрын
I would of loved the lecture, imagine being the teachers pet?!
@HunterBidenCocaineBag8 жыл бұрын
I've always been curious how a "trick of light" as Seska called him could pick up stuff and have others touch him.
@patrickschulz21938 жыл бұрын
+Joe Momma Forcefields.
@Marchant27 жыл бұрын
"trick of light" - that was clever wording on Seska's part.
@britishnerd39196 жыл бұрын
Joe Momma forcefields and I think hard light.
@KuDastardly Жыл бұрын
God dayum, the Doctor's presentation was so unbearable that even Voyager herself was letting loose her pent up frustration, lol!
@edinscot567899 ай бұрын
The Doctor is on a one-man mission to bore his shipmates to death
@Aeroldoth37 жыл бұрын
0:58 Talk of the vulcan gland made me notice Tuvok's definite bulge.
@Scyllax7 жыл бұрын
It must be an ovary.
@FurryEskimo2 жыл бұрын
Seriously, Star Trek officers are too, nice.. Nothing would get done with a group so unwilling to speak their mind.
@danielveres43515 жыл бұрын
That was such a funny scene. :D
@jonathanpardoe8722 Жыл бұрын
This episode had very disturbing undertones that really should make every person watching, look to their morals , see just what the human race has become and how we got to this position . An inspiring if not altogether sinister side of humanity . There is a " truth" to this episode unlike any other .
@LAJ-47FC913 жыл бұрын
Always blaming the coffee...
@Starbat884 жыл бұрын
What did you put in this coffee, Neelix?
@pitodesign3 жыл бұрын
Starfleet professionals.
@battlesheep25524 жыл бұрын
He’s doing this in the holodeck and yet he couldn’t be bothered to conjure up more comfortable chairs?
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@kidindacardboardmask4 жыл бұрын
I just realized in the Holodeck they are sitting on office chairs...didn’t realize they would still have those same chairs in the 24th century.
@jadapinkett16563 жыл бұрын
Holochairs
@Dimmary2 жыл бұрын
We've had chairs for thousands of years lmao
@kidindacardboardmask2 жыл бұрын
@@Dimmary True, but in those thousands of years chairs have undergone some changes. I find it interesting that 1990s office chairs are seen as the peak of chair technology and that's where they stopped making changes. XD
@jonathangean272 жыл бұрын
Toms first instinct is that Neelix dosed em Voyager nights are long
@Quartermaster3234 жыл бұрын
Data's poetry recital, anyone?
@123RADIOactive4 жыл бұрын
1:53 - did....... did he just held a slight grudge there, something that normally followed by a emotional response? 😂
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@thiefofa10738 жыл бұрын
I dont understand why doesn't Starfleet make an army of combat holograms? That would be useful, not just getting lost objects in harsh environments.
@jahs038 жыл бұрын
Because the Doctors mobile holographic emitter is from the 29th century. Voyager takes place in the 24 century. The technology just isn't there yet.
@thiefofa10738 жыл бұрын
Ah ok thanks. Better don't lose it then...
@BarbikaPahor7 жыл бұрын
because they grand AI all rights. unless they would be stupid AI - stupid enough not to have rights. but than whey would not be all that good.
@Aeroldoth37 жыл бұрын
Imagine the enemy hacking your army... now it's theirs. Holograms would be great for doing backbreaking, dangerous or toxic jobs... just don't give them weapons (skynet).
@gerardfogarty14636 жыл бұрын
How does he manage after the Episode when his Mobile Emitter is fused with Seven's Borg Nanoprobes?
@animemanXLK5 жыл бұрын
I can't help but wonder if the chairs are holograms or if they brought them in from another room
@esisolina111 жыл бұрын
COMPUTER: DELETE Emergency Medical Hologram AND ALL related files !
@nicoleackerman205 Жыл бұрын
This is why Harry is still an ensign.
@sg39g9 ай бұрын
Computer, fast forward for all active programs in the holodeck, including EMH.
@JustPippaNY3 ай бұрын
I am completely on Chakotay and Harry Kim's side in this.
@briansinger5258 Жыл бұрын
Why are starfleet ships not comprised solely of holodecks, with holo-crews running them?
@HotaruZoku7 жыл бұрын
This is why no future will ever be perfect. This guy has a presentation to make, and utilizes the holodeck, gear any number of people alive now would literally give a finger or toe to make ubiquitous, in a way mirroring tech from the 1940's. I mean...really Doc. I get that your a hologram, but I KNOW that doesn't mean you lack creativity. We've all SEEN that little fantasy of yours on the bridge. Well done, btw. Now try applying that imagination to your next presentation. You know. The next time you, as the only pers...being....on the ship that can do more medically than CPR or trigger a hypostim, beams down to a planet (Do holograms "beam"?) and retrieve something. Which happens all the time in the general duties of an EMH. At least on Voyager.
@Xylarxcode3 жыл бұрын
No, holograms do not beam. They need holo emitters to function. If those are present, you can just activate the hologram program at that location. If they are not, then that hologram cannot go there. Doc is an exception because he's got the mobile emitter, which allows him to go anywhere and that thing CAN be beamed over.
@chadleach60093 жыл бұрын
Is'nt this like listening to Siri give a power point about all the stuff you had it do?
@Djarms672 жыл бұрын
Oh the Vulcan reproductive gland. Tuvok tend to get emotional about his spieces reproductive habit
@TheRhinehart8612 жыл бұрын
I never watched much Voyager and never saw their holodeck, was it actually that big? That thing must have taken up half the ship
@markloroff Жыл бұрын
Never did find out what was in that coffee.
@shadowbeast2276 Жыл бұрын
Chakotays right. Fair is fair.
@brainwashedbyevidence9483 жыл бұрын
What did you put in the coffee???
@moonbeast322 жыл бұрын
Daily scrum in a nutshell
@victorsalisbury3554 Жыл бұрын
Cave man genom to understand cave drawing
@abloogywoogywoo Жыл бұрын
Awww I wanted to know what Neelix put into that coffee. :(
@nickpond93375 ай бұрын
I wonder what happens next ! ?
@williamkelly96282 жыл бұрын
Why didn’t they just deactivate the EHH?
@eric03806 жыл бұрын
I don't think humans could eat alien food
@personzorz13 жыл бұрын
@Neurotoast He's gone and done it again...
@killit9511 жыл бұрын
Uhh...I think he was talking about the female reproductive gland.
@Sonicgott12 жыл бұрын
Why is the video jerky?
@Hamstray3 жыл бұрын
It's the coffee
@holonat13 жыл бұрын
@ILIKESFLAN ??
@TheRhinehart8612 жыл бұрын
I also never figured out why Data had so much trouble achieving sentience, yet apart from some social inadequacies, which seemed to be working as designed judging from his creator, the Doctor seemed to have no problems at all and he wasn't even designed for it unlike Data
@Haaris.Qureshi7 жыл бұрын
TheRhinehart86 He had salience and sentience. It was the ability to feel emotions and be more human he strived for
@XX-sp3tt5 жыл бұрын
Doc was made decades later than Data.
@gpl49083 жыл бұрын
Data is hardware, the Doctor is software. Software is more malleable
@geoffroi-le-Hook Жыл бұрын
it's like Vogon poetry ... resistance is useless
@blueray1513 жыл бұрын
@ILIKESFLAN ?
@BawkBawkBawk6662 жыл бұрын
999 like
@mylonesome2 жыл бұрын
<3
@kenham16 жыл бұрын
COMPUTER: DELETE ALL EMH SUBROUTINES NOT RELATED TO PRIMARY FUNCTIONS. EXECUTE
@XX-sp3tt5 жыл бұрын
The doctor could rule lawyer that his photo collection is needed if he runs out of night-night juice.
@Exterwinator8 жыл бұрын
Voyager - copying TNG moments since 1995.
@Sagefox8 жыл бұрын
+Exterwinator When did this happen in TNG?
@TheKokiriKing8 жыл бұрын
+Sagefox Probably referencing data's poetry reading from TNG season 6 episode 5
@patrickschulz21938 жыл бұрын
+equenoxe86 Well, thus far, I'm having some hope for the announced 2017 Star Trek TV show, which among others has Bryan Fuller (writer of such episodes as Empok Nor, Flesh and Blood, Workforce...) and Rod Roddenberry among it's production staff.
@voyagerfanspianotranscript3236 жыл бұрын
Exterwinator I've only watched Voyager though :-/
@ziiofswe6 жыл бұрын
It's not a copy, it's a _homage_ ffs. :P
@jimbotheassclown5 жыл бұрын
This show is the reason why you have STD they said no way anyone will watch this crap then the writers said they watched Voyager for seven seasons.