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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Күн бұрын

The winds of salt life have blown Shane over to South Carolina where he is shacking up with his close dogs. Matt is as bunkered down as ever...actually it would be crazy we died later this week. Just thought of how unflattering this would be as a final project before being taken out by our viral enemy.
Stay strong!

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@conorbobonner
@conorbobonner Жыл бұрын
I love this episode because Matt says chickens are mammals and then in the next breath accurately forecasts the entire next two years of the pandemic
@themikewatchpodcast4722
@themikewatchpodcast4722 Жыл бұрын
time stamp?
@jarrenjackson6672
@jarrenjackson6672 Жыл бұрын
@@themikewatchpodcast4722 like 50:00
@afoxwithnotail1262
@afoxwithnotail1262 Жыл бұрын
@@themikewatchpodcast472254:32
@BettingLargeLLC
@BettingLargeLLC Жыл бұрын
Golden moment for the boys 😂
@cas6767
@cas6767 10 ай бұрын
It was a clever nod to Diogenes
@crowe117
@crowe117 4 жыл бұрын
"Shane.....come on." -Phil Gillis
@awayspa4511
@awayspa4511 4 ай бұрын
Wat da hell?
@robertfrench738
@robertfrench738 2 жыл бұрын
If you could distill my type of humor into a single person, it’s Matt. The way he goes down rabbit holes and then talks about them 100% serious lol
@travisstincelli9669
@travisstincelli9669 Жыл бұрын
Matt is my spirit animal, and I don't know if I'm happy about it or not. 😂
@rickardo3950
@rickardo3950 Жыл бұрын
@@travisstincelli9669haha hell yeah
@illuminati5160
@illuminati5160 Жыл бұрын
My sense of humor is more on par with the bulls
@verynice210
@verynice210 4 жыл бұрын
At times like these what this country needs most is the cast.
@TheDrFentanill
@TheDrFentanill Жыл бұрын
Still.
@closer20jc
@closer20jc Жыл бұрын
​@@TheDrFentanill agreed lol
@mini_mozzer
@mini_mozzer Жыл бұрын
Gmail
@Specialcowgirl69
@Specialcowgirl69 7 ай бұрын
Still today 👏🏼
@Truffle_Pup
@Truffle_Pup 7 ай бұрын
This is a hot cast dude. Usually it starts at a 5, this one starts at an 8 and goes full orbital.
@carolynr1009
@carolynr1009 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I laughed so hard when shane said "they're making a witches brew dude, eye of newt? good." I fell out
@sandoncrowder7839
@sandoncrowder7839 2 ай бұрын
Can't get any good eye of newt anymore, they don't make it like they used to.
@BigShaneGillis
@BigShaneGillis 4 жыл бұрын
The cast is *THRIVING*
@justpettet3506
@justpettet3506 4 жыл бұрын
#kaiserpermanente
@goomahh
@goomahh 4 жыл бұрын
Yes sir it is. Nice handles by the way Ben, I can still break yo anklez bull.
@wisterV
@wisterV 3 жыл бұрын
#kaisersose
@wisterV
@wisterV 2 жыл бұрын
You have not lived until you have had twice-fried pangolin organs! Not for the faint of heart
@gracejoy3737
@gracejoy3737 2 жыл бұрын
Luckily he didn’t get on snl lol it would have ruined the podcast
@dillonwalshpvd
@dillonwalshpvd Жыл бұрын
Shane’s drunk eyes are vaguely terrifying and even more downsy
@Patrick_Bateman____
@Patrick_Bateman____ 2 жыл бұрын
I forgot how good these old episodes are. They hold up.
@billyriggins6806
@billyriggins6806 4 жыл бұрын
shane is macking those high lifes making them look so good i want one real bad now
@TheThatswhaturmasaid
@TheThatswhaturmasaid 2 жыл бұрын
Shoutout riggins
@zg9445
@zg9445 Жыл бұрын
Miller Salt Life 🤙🤙🤙
@leapyear9460
@leapyear9460 7 ай бұрын
Its the champagne of beers.
@4raxx20
@4raxx20 4 жыл бұрын
This pod was already one of my favorites (along with LOS & the Bonfire which is technically considered a radio show) then they go ahead & finally add the video dimension to it these last few weeks & I gotta say it really has me blowing some thick ropes from start to finish.. I'm literally rung out & drip dried by the time the episodes finished.. Good work boys!
@katies7933
@katies7933 2 жыл бұрын
These boys were ahead of their time. Spot on with everything.
@jessarhodes6196
@jessarhodes6196 4 жыл бұрын
Id sooner go without toilet paper than this weekly cast. Thanks guys!
@BeelzeJon
@BeelzeJon Жыл бұрын
Get some racing stripes goin for the Dawg
@Jimbow-sz9kh
@Jimbow-sz9kh 4 ай бұрын
I use fingers and soap. Way cleaner down stairs. Nary a skid mark
@chrisk1180
@chrisk1180 2 жыл бұрын
How good is this cast! Boys kept it light through the whole pandy.... especially hearing how freaked Tom Green was on the next episode you really appreciate Matt and Shane's good irreverent sensibilities
@leapyear9460
@leapyear9460 7 ай бұрын
He is canuckistanian. If ol Tom steps outta line true doe will lock his ass up.
@Sprite_525
@Sprite_525 4 жыл бұрын
“Attempted murdy” has to become a thing 😂
@Arokosaki
@Arokosaki 2 жыл бұрын
Matt called the trucker thing before it happened...dudes got a solid mind.
@Chipsandsalsa183
@Chipsandsalsa183 2 жыл бұрын
lol.. ya ok 👌
@DG-kr8pt
@DG-kr8pt 2 жыл бұрын
​ @jordan andryjew yea he did nice try long nose
@LiteralApe
@LiteralApe Жыл бұрын
I have been listening to a lot of the old test, matt is ahead of the curve on A LOT of shit. He's also very secretive about his RL so safe to say the shaman is a wise one
@beishtkione24
@beishtkione24 Жыл бұрын
@@Chipsandsalsa183 Truckers are the heros of Canada
@T_D_B_
@T_D_B_ Жыл бұрын
@@Chipsandsalsa183 says you, bud
@smokeymcpot982
@smokeymcpot982 4 жыл бұрын
Shane in his perch, peeping cracks me up😂
@ShaneKelley207
@ShaneKelley207 4 жыл бұрын
Love the cast on video now.. So stoked to be a part of the SHAT wood pile
@austinhellems9724
@austinhellems9724 Жыл бұрын
Matt calling chickens mammals and then correcting himself calling them reptiles lol
@joeyg29jgjg
@joeyg29jgjg Жыл бұрын
So fucking good dood
@jacobj3491
@jacobj3491 10 ай бұрын
He also said pangolins don't have bones. He has a lot of knowledge but not where it counts lol
@ETHANR26
@ETHANR26 10 ай бұрын
damn is pangolin anatomy 'where it counts'? xD
@blowfishfootman
@blowfishfootman 5 ай бұрын
⁠@@ETHANR26knowing whether mammals birds and reptiles have bones is a little simpler than "pangolin anatomy"
@JC-bs6jl
@JC-bs6jl 4 жыл бұрын
Shout out shaner an mcuskie ,the bulls, the lads an anyone who loves the cast, cidies🍻🇺🇸
@justpettet3506
@justpettet3506 4 жыл бұрын
thank god I found a xommunity whrere my cidie addiction doesn't get sent to gay rehab
@clampo845
@clampo845 2 жыл бұрын
Over one year later Matt was 100% correct
@randomdude189
@randomdude189 Жыл бұрын
He was still thinking it came from the wet markets. 100% means something else bro lol
@Salem-yx3ez
@Salem-yx3ez 2 жыл бұрын
this was a magic era of covid tbh the best cast during this time
@amp2193
@amp2193 4 жыл бұрын
In China they call it a "Chang gang" not "chain gang"
@justpettet3506
@justpettet3506 4 жыл бұрын
fuck yeah
@fja4916
@fja4916 2 жыл бұрын
So happy Shane dodged the SNL, comedic pit to hell. Good for him.
@cornjobb
@cornjobb 2 жыл бұрын
right. it's done nothing for the careers of eddie murphy, tina fey, amy poehler, bill hader, will farrell...not to mention joe piscopo
@fja4916
@fja4916 2 жыл бұрын
@@cornjobb And out of your list of careers, maybe two were on the cast in the last 15 years. The latest cast member, YOU mentioned, was on about a decade ago. Not only that, look at their recent years ratings, which I’m sure are padded… they basically suck. More to the point, watch the show… it’s lame. Now go check out some of Shane Gillis’s KZfaq material… SNL screwed up, and Shane Gillis is better for it. I rest my case… Doorknob. EDIT: My Bad. Didn’t mean to say they all suck, just reacted to your comment wrong. Bottom line: He’s doing well, and will only do better, without them holding him back. He has no SNL cuffs, and KNOWS it. Free Agent Baby!!! Shane Gillis!! Know the Name!! 👍😁😂
@XAN_1995
@XAN_1995 Жыл бұрын
shane saying "the chinee" is so fkn funny to me 💀
@MrGMT1992
@MrGMT1992 9 ай бұрын
Fast forward to today. Shane being top 5 stand ups in the world. Absolutely crushing it. Long live the partners. And all the Dawgz
@patricepatron2982
@patricepatron2982 4 жыл бұрын
Always count on the dawgs to bring the entertainment 🔥🔥🔥
@mypawsoflove
@mypawsoflove 5 ай бұрын
These quarantine eps are GOLD! 😊
@danielleyva27
@danielleyva27 4 жыл бұрын
This and the Bonfire are the only things getting me through this pandemic ... how great is our god...
@FarmersMelon
@FarmersMelon 4 жыл бұрын
ieldan valey Crackle Cidies babyyy!
@benstark4629
@benstark4629 4 жыл бұрын
Crackle crackle dawg
@Hunter_Hult
@Hunter_Hult 3 жыл бұрын
Crackle crackle buddy!
@ck2394
@ck2394 3 жыл бұрын
Bonfire rules, MSSP rules.
@Timlareit
@Timlareit 3 жыл бұрын
Damn. We lived the same life.
@kaizen8492
@kaizen8492 4 жыл бұрын
Billy and Spud need to drop their pod. That being said this was majestic and amazing. 11 stars baby
@Heroyesterday
@Heroyesterday 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite cast. Nothing but great.
@SuperFuckYourOpinion
@SuperFuckYourOpinion 4 жыл бұрын
Shane showing love to Milwaukee with those miller salt life's. Big love, man. Major love from milwaukee man
@hunnidthouwowdressing790
@hunnidthouwowdressing790 4 жыл бұрын
If you squint, Matt looks like Michael Cera
@buckets_of_lead
@buckets_of_lead 4 жыл бұрын
The dawgs comin through! Thankfully I'm still able to work so thanks for putting out content to pass the time.
@CiscoZero
@CiscoZero 2 жыл бұрын
Before we knew about gain of function. Historic!
@logandillon5892
@logandillon5892 6 ай бұрын
Matt is such a good dude
@bensonnick169
@bensonnick169 4 жыл бұрын
17:55 Shane is so nonchalant, but that shit caught me & had me laughing for 10 minutes straight 😂😂
@ClaptonCheeks
@ClaptonCheeks Жыл бұрын
Absolutely lost it at the rough ruff joke😂😂😂😂
@alpharoo2581
@alpharoo2581 Жыл бұрын
1:18:40 love that the hardest I've ever heard Shane laugh is when recapping a Walhberg H.C
@s_pink
@s_pink 4 жыл бұрын
This doesn't have a million views? Why?
@kevincameron192
@kevincameron192 4 ай бұрын
Salt life losing its charm is salt life. You just gotta feel it man its still out there.
@JC-bs6jl
@JC-bs6jl 4 жыл бұрын
Shout out phil"bigpun"gillis , aka the gov. Much respect, Cidies!
@troygrendell5511
@troygrendell5511 7 ай бұрын
3 years later. this is a crazy podcast...... wild stuff.
@NateDogg187
@NateDogg187 3 ай бұрын
Anyone ever noticed the episodes only end because Shane is like alright where we at? Let's end this thing. Matt would just keep going
@rayalicea925
@rayalicea925 4 ай бұрын
I love watching this 4 years later these guys progress is awesome and the fact Shane was mad at Chris for asking him if he wants cheese on his burger is a classic laugh 😂
@johnpeterson2335
@johnpeterson2335 3 жыл бұрын
Love finding new pods and binging the fuck out ..cheers boyz!
@TheZachCline
@TheZachCline Ай бұрын
The zoom episodes I rewatch the most
@CodyFancyPants
@CodyFancyPants 4 жыл бұрын
Shane acquired a spring break soul patch.
@casereynolas5257
@casereynolas5257 4 жыл бұрын
Dawgs looking out for the dawgs
@lukebryant5017
@lukebryant5017 2 жыл бұрын
Come for Shane stay for Shaman
@DG-kr8pt
@DG-kr8pt 2 жыл бұрын
The wiki for the N-word "Accordingly, it began to disappear from general popular culture." I disagree
@JMCote112
@JMCote112 3 жыл бұрын
The Whalberg's all had just seen Above the Law in theaters and all thought they were Seagal cleaning up the streets of Dorchester.
@jakewilson5962
@jakewilson5962 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing ep
@nicokent9648
@nicokent9648 Жыл бұрын
so weird listening to the covid talk about bat pangolin combos lol
@koskikoski8466
@koskikoski8466 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who studied Chinese, been to China, loves Chinese cuisine, there is NO WAY bat soup is good. No idea what the meat on pandolin is like (I feel like it might be like alligator meat? Which might be good.), but it would probably be prepared like shit and taste like shit. I tried to Anthony Bourdain the middle kingdom and just ended up getting constant diarrhea and then life threatening dysentary lol
@justpettet3506
@justpettet3506 4 жыл бұрын
fucking tarded bro hahah you literally ate piles of shit
@benardman2665
@benardman2665 4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@tonyb6208
@tonyb6208 4 жыл бұрын
Dude I was thinking it would be like the land version or gar fish. But its probably a lot more tender, since they're a slow moving animal. They might be good. But they're really endangered I think.
@j.m.9002
@j.m.9002 4 жыл бұрын
damm, it's a blessing that shane is not on snl because this podcast would probably end. the sarcastic & non-sarcastic jabs at good good comedy & philly improv theater near the end. Ha!
@Jimmy2Times777
@Jimmy2Times777 Жыл бұрын
You guys really nailed that estimate on how long the shutdown would be lol
@Kingdingaling303
@Kingdingaling303 Жыл бұрын
Two weeks turned to two years pretty quick🤣🤣
@oxhorn2906
@oxhorn2906 Жыл бұрын
Mind blowing how shane called the length of the pandemic
@travisschaefer5286
@travisschaefer5286 8 ай бұрын
It’s great to hear the misguided insight into the greatest lie ever sold to the world. We were all there and just as blinded. This makes so much make sense now
@willflint46
@willflint46 3 ай бұрын
20:00 shane’s boomer reaction to his computer poppin shit up took me out😭😭
@Taskforce1
@Taskforce1 Жыл бұрын
ya'll got a dope friendship 🙌
@jeffreyleblanc5676
@jeffreyleblanc5676 2 жыл бұрын
This ep rips the second time through. So funny
@chipoko1838
@chipoko1838 4 жыл бұрын
About to go into lockdown in NZ....great timing fellas.
@justpettet3506
@justpettet3506 4 жыл бұрын
game time-ing
@bluedragonrob1
@bluedragonrob1 4 жыл бұрын
Keep it up boys! Great job.....
@gestefanobriones4325
@gestefanobriones4325 4 жыл бұрын
I guess I'm going to have to postpone my nightmares
@porquee
@porquee 4 жыл бұрын
The dark goblin will visit u tonight
@mykolokolo
@mykolokolo 3 жыл бұрын
MIB 3 is the only movie i’ve cried watching
@GnarDoober
@GnarDoober 2 жыл бұрын
I swear these zoom casts were a moment , but looking back rn , these were my favorite
@justpettet3506
@justpettet3506 4 жыл бұрын
how is this not the hottest cast on right now
@bmbterps
@bmbterps Жыл бұрын
54:55 Shaman talking about Reagan destroying ‘vaccine court’. Ahead of the curve with this RFKjr talking point
@poindextertunes
@poindextertunes 2 жыл бұрын
Shane talking shxt on his dad is very funny to me. I would NEVER talk shxt on my dad out of fear 😂
@joerodriguez3606
@joerodriguez3606 Жыл бұрын
Shane should do an entire special in the southern voice
@marksteenson3182
@marksteenson3182 4 жыл бұрын
This ep just raised my opinion of Marky Mark in an unimaginable way.
@rustymenace7514
@rustymenace7514 4 жыл бұрын
would you rather have matts looks, but also have matts intelligence or have shanes wits, but also look like a blanched ruby lou potato?
@justpettet3506
@justpettet3506 4 жыл бұрын
haha veggie nerd
@rustymenace7514
@rustymenace7514 4 жыл бұрын
@Ben Cravens Insights on Cyclical Behaviour Patterns: "...This is tight. It's-all-wo-once you realize--Once you're able to go like. Now when I get bummed I'm like. Yo bro. It's comin'. Oh yeah. It's comin'. And they I just wuzzuip! And I zoom right back up." - Einstein
@MrQueefs
@MrQueefs 4 жыл бұрын
cusker looks like the banjo kid from deliverance
@sickhandledood
@sickhandledood 4 жыл бұрын
Just cut to the chase and ask if you would rather be Matt or Shane. And don't talk shit about men with beautiful minds and bodies.
@rustymenace7514
@rustymenace7514 4 жыл бұрын
@@sickhandledood When god was playing in the Character Creation menu, he favoured one with wits and the other with looks...slightly. Mostly though. He just skipped ahead without spending the points.
@anthonyruggieri2139
@anthonyruggieri2139 5 ай бұрын
I was nervous for these early covid episodes but I’m glad to see the dawgs never stopped being hilarious 😂
@carolynr1009
@carolynr1009 2 ай бұрын
"it's kind of a fucked up stereotype that all white people are hypnotists." Just made me laugh out loud in a zoom meeting 😂
@logandillon5892
@logandillon5892 6 ай бұрын
If you hear Matt say “come on now” whatever info he just blessed your brain with is worth a rewind lol
@terrymoynehan2393
@terrymoynehan2393 4 жыл бұрын
the way things are going being on snl, was probably just a fever dream. the new dream getting a job with DHL.
@candacethompson5042
@candacethompson5042 4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah just ate 3 edibles ready for the show!!
@SuperBlueMoonWA
@SuperBlueMoonWA 4 жыл бұрын
Ate 2 thought I was dying
@candacethompson5042
@candacethompson5042 4 жыл бұрын
I somehow have a Joey Diaz level tolerance?! Lol
@justpettet3506
@justpettet3506 4 жыл бұрын
@@candacethompson5042 no just like wasting weed. only 10% at best ends up in you. smoke that shit like a man
@candacethompson5042
@candacethompson5042 4 жыл бұрын
@chinee Foo an oz a week nothing but blunts enough for ya baby Boi? B t dubs, ur never gonna get snl with that handle doggie. What are ya doin?
@voodoomoss
@voodoomoss 4 жыл бұрын
How great is our god?!?! The Young Bull weathering the wuhan in my home state?! Cidies all around!!
@milescrawford3972
@milescrawford3972 10 ай бұрын
Matt’s quarters embody; grandparents basement you crash in when you’re saving money to move out on your own
@jussiniemi9560
@jussiniemi9560 2 жыл бұрын
Even bigger credit than SNL is that being taken away, soon as they realised Big Guy cannot be tamed.
@Swampboiii
@Swampboiii 3 ай бұрын
“Hold up now I’m just curious” Proceeds to bomb the screen with the word
@wosop6667
@wosop6667 4 жыл бұрын
Shane’s lookin like Edgar Alan Poe
@ynot2385
@ynot2385 2 жыл бұрын
Well Matt's concerns about forced vaccines was spot on
@user-ru4tj8wl8e
@user-ru4tj8wl8e 6 ай бұрын
Matt is the shit dude.
@SchizSchool
@SchizSchool Жыл бұрын
matt should do a dog rasslin tutorial. what an impressive shooing
@scumbag8755
@scumbag8755 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize Shane was a jazz trumpet guy. Siiiiiick soul patch.
@MegaFlorest
@MegaFlorest 6 ай бұрын
Bowen Yang is the best cast member right now. Him and Shane would have been great in sketches together.
@NOMM4DER
@NOMM4DER 6 ай бұрын
Yeah Andrew Yang would be cool.
@MegaFlorest
@MegaFlorest 6 ай бұрын
@@NOMM4DER who dat?
@NOMM4DER
@NOMM4DER 6 ай бұрын
@@MegaFlorest He was almost the Rice President.
@joeyg29jgjg
@joeyg29jgjg Жыл бұрын
Spot on in this pod yall are goated dawgs
@deadlymassacre1
@deadlymassacre1 2 жыл бұрын
So many predictions in this podcast turned out to be true
@thehodgeman
@thehodgeman 2 жыл бұрын
except for matt saying they will open the open up the country after the two week quarantine lol
@craigroswell7994
@craigroswell7994 3 жыл бұрын
Strippers dance all the time and bad stuff always happens to them.
@Noface603
@Noface603 4 сағат бұрын
I miss the old pods
@astralblue
@astralblue 9 ай бұрын
How things have changed since then
@bennoisms
@bennoisms 2 жыл бұрын
Matt is a PAWM ☺️
@petesorensenguitar
@petesorensenguitar 9 ай бұрын
God, I love you two boys. Quality content. My two best boys EVER.
@jackbabcock8857
@jackbabcock8857 4 ай бұрын
I need my dawgs tonight.
@ourword3112
@ourword3112 4 жыл бұрын
RIP- Vos
@psychicpants8856
@psychicpants8856 9 ай бұрын
2:01 high life✅ a man of culture I see 🤝
@rileygally2967
@rileygally2967 Жыл бұрын
This is such a good ep
@nuckle4270
@nuckle4270 2 жыл бұрын
Dude, the high life. Best fucking beer ever.
@ampallis5735
@ampallis5735 4 жыл бұрын
How often do they do this pod?
@dmusk
@dmusk 4 жыл бұрын
Once a week but another one on the patreon www.patreon.com/MSsecretpod/posts
@rougeegamer98
@rougeegamer98 Жыл бұрын
These are so fucking good. Anyone know where you can find the og ones? Aka the ones that got gillis cancelled?
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