*THE CRIME IS YOUR FOUL EXISTENCE. THE SENTENCE IS DEATH!* Victor Salty-spire

I am so glad we live in more civilised times. Our inquisitors are much more effective. I mean, can these guys kill a planet? How are they supposed to be *sure*?

"Punishing one innocent men is better than letting one innocent man go free" Arch Warhammer 2017

I kinda love that every warhammer channel (except competitive players?) just go on as if Age of Sigmar never happened.

"Punishing nine innocents is better then letting one innocent go free." -Arch 2017

>Can't kill heretics from orbit PLEBS

*Arch speaks and his legions assemble*

"and if you set foot on that heavily stained carpet...." corruption of your sole is afoot.

"HOLY SHITMAN, BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY" -A very wierd one-eyed Witchhunter with a hatred of rats

*Breaks down the door* NOBODY EXPECTS THE EMPIRE'S INQUISITION !!!!

HOLY SIGMAR, BLESS THIS RAVAGED UPLOAAAAAAD!

From playing multiple sessions of WHF I've come to the conclusion that the solution to most scenarios is to kill everybody in the village, burn it to the ground (after lootage), and then sift through the ashes to make sure you got everybody and everything.

It’s a good thing that our society has advanced beyond such primitive superstition. Modern inquisitors only look for real threats like wrong thinkers and people who post pepe memes,

" Haven't said your ten Hail Sigmars today? " *Draws a flintlock pistol and cocks it* " What a shame. "

I always love playing the witch hunter in vermintide. Always makes me think of Solomon Kane.

Cool. But if I burn 9 innocent men in preference to letting 1 innocent man go free then how many guilty men did I miss because I ran out of fire wood?

Did someone say templars?!

" One heretic on this planet? . . . *Headbutts the Exterminatus button* "

The church will tell Mom, Mom will tell Dad and Dad will just sit there and watch TV!

NOBODY EXPECTS THE IMPERIAL INQUISITION!

This is a sign from Sigmar or RNGsus. I was playing in Mordheim a very tough battle with my witch hunter warband in which my leader, a hero and 3 henchmen got dusted and all got full recoveries. And then this happened. Truly a sign, i tell you

Witch Hunters? Long live King Radovid! For the Eternal Fire!

Witch hunters are not the heroes you want, they are the ones you deserve.

A small correction, Arch. The Ar-Ulric had two votes for the Emperor. The Grand Theogonist still has the most, though.

"Excuse me sir, can you give directions to.." "HERETIC!!" (Procedes to set up "heretic" as centerpiece of bbq.)

I have a question. Let's say there is a situation where both Witch Hunter Templar and Warrior Priest of the Silver Hammer find themselves in the situation where both found out marks of Chaos corruption. But not necessarly come eye to eye when it comes to dealing with the matter. Where Witch Hunter wants to burn entire village and Warrior Priest who by the word of Sigmar is one who protects those from the Chaos wants to go with more humane approach. Witch Hunter wants to go with Purification, and Warrior Priest wants to go with Salvation. What is such situation leads to outright disagreement? Both "Gentlemen" have backing of the Church. Which ultimately has the higher authority? Which one of them has the higher standing within the hierarchy of the Church? Which one has to give way to the other? I ask this question simply because I have always had difficulty with seeing difference between Warrior Priests of the Silver Hammer and Templar Witch Hunters. Both are sworn to destroy the great evil of Chaos and more. They may have different methods and resources. But both organizations aim for the same goal.

Hedge Wizards? An actual Wizard that conjure Hedges to terrorize gardeners? I need an explanation here.

"When the emperor dies..." So, i'm a 40k player, and... Well, this sentence needs to be purged. The emperor doesn't die. Ever. o-o

9:50 They also need a hat. Obviously.

"Sigmar, bless this ravaged body!"

"wait, this isn't 40k" : me 20 mins in

If there is one thing that may well traverse space and time, it's a good old BBQ featuring a heretic steack..

In your example scenerio, I imagine the Witchhunter would charge the whole village for allowing such a statue to remain. If they were true followers of Sigmar they wouldnt allow such a thing to stand.

I would love to see a whole lore series on the history of the vampire counts.

One of my favourite WHFRP campaigns had my players caught between a Solkan witch hunter and a Malal one (posing as a follower of Sigmar). All three groups trying to solve what was happening in Marienburg and the surrounding areas.

One of the wittiest, coolest sounding narrator voices on YT especially when he laughs evilly >) 0:19

ARCH. What do you think of the new LABORATORY Free LC for WH2? Rat hordes incoming

*"By Sigmar! You've posted cringe! Prepare to be judged!"*

in my 2nd campaign of warhammer fantasy rp our squad of 8 players (plus one skaven player which had been SOMEHOW hiding that he is a skaven) go into the sewers. the skaven player finds a bunch of skaven assassins and convinces them to ambush us from behind at the first encounter. later we tried to kill the cultists we were there to kill, then the skaven player poison bombed literally all 8 of us with one bomb as the cultists attacked. I was one of 3 survivors and it was actually one of the fate points spent that summoned 3 witch hunters that heard about us going into the sewers and knew we were fucking retarded. they killed the cultists and the skaven and saved the 3 of us but they couldnt save the campaign. it was the last session of that campaign. i called the moment 8 man collateral autism. i still have a screenshot of this moment. my friends are dumb lol. witch hunters ftw though!

Gotta love them Patreon privileges. *snorts video up* ....I now have nothing to watch tomorrow....well fuck.....

DEUS VULT!

I'm not the only one that likes the warhammer fantasy vids am I?

love that laugh at the start

Arch do Adeptus Mechanicus lore the Omnissiah demands it

This is really helpful for me since I am going to be running a pathfinder game in warhammer fantasy universe thanks Arch you have been a great for me.

I loved this, your delivery and word choice made totally worthwhile. Thanks

"Burn the mutant. *Burn* the witch. _Burn_ the heretic!" Where?!!? "Yes....."

Arch - the only youtuber that loves his audience enough to fuck with them, yet the audience enjoy it 👌

Do Bounty Hunters next? The legacy of Brunner is calling!

Great video Arch! Oh and you meant "their".

At 12:46 that looks a lot like victor saltzpyre from the vermintide games

If Magnus spit out by the warp in WARHAMMER fantasy I want to see that to happen

Ah, fellow uncivilized Inquisitors! Tis so great to see you!

Can't destroy a planet, you say? Sad, sad. I'll rectify that first thing once this little bathroom break is over.

Arch have you give a thought about finishing up the knightly order series?

"than letting one innocent man go free" Snicker snicker.

A series on every order within the Colleges of Magic, pretty please?

At the end, I think you meant to say "Better than letting one guilty man go free."

HERESY

Ploughin imposters

oh WOW!! actual fantasy lore never thought id see this again noice

your upload broke my train of thought >:(

This is actually something I was looking forward to.

Man I love with hunters!

This may be the first time that the phrase "ossified penis" crossed my path. Fair enough.

I find it funny how decided to do a video on these, as I just made a DnD character in Curse of Strahd based on one of them!

I don't know how I ended up in here but I liked it!

glad you did this topic.

ALL SHOULD BOW TO ARCH AND NOMINATE HIM TO A HERO (you guys better type arch warhammer so he can win warhammer hero)

Elves with magic says divine intervention isn't real I think that hypocracy is hilarious

6:00 I read a witch-hunter quote that sounded like this once

Witch Hunter is one of the more interesting jack-of-all-trade in WarHammer Quest. Have the potential to be a good character.

"Which hunters would need to do something very, very far over the line to let this become a problem... To the common citizen they're pretty much untouchable, not to the degree of an inquisitor, but very close indeed..." ... Hey remember that inquisitor lad from the Relictors who basically not only approved but encouraged the systematic hoarding of chaos artifacts?... Yeah... He went very, very far over the line. :3

Hey Arch, comming from the DoW III forum (great vid btw) and there are still the same 2 guys trying to badmouth you and to shut down all imrpovement ideas inspired from older games. I tried my best to prove them wrong, but it keeps getting more and more hilarious, might wanna look into it ;)

The title triggers me.

Arch Warhammer, where is your accent from because it sounds like HERESY. Those hard r's and rolls

did arch say that having a trial on some lords land's depends on tradition and Settra?

I miss the cozy background music in your lore videos! Please bring it back if possible! :)

god this is so much fun to listen to while drink...

do witch hunters employ miracles of supernatural similar to warrior preists?

Damn that evil laugh. Archwarhammer could be a video game villain with a laugh like that.

Welcome back!

"Burn Burn yes you're gonna Burn, yes you're gonna burn burn yes you're gonna burn" Zach de la Rocha

Holy fuck it's Friday! Thank the god emperor! This is going to be the cherry on top of this shitty week!

What? No talk about some of the more famous Witch Hunters? No word about Matthias Thulmann and Streng? Good ol' Victor Saltzpyre? Well atleast both got a pic...

18:30 thought a witch hunter had snuck up behind him for heresy.

Yes, finally the lore on the Witch Hunters.

I like the melancholic guitar tune that's in the background. Anyone recognizes it?

Do the Kreig death korps

Kindle for the fire, always in great supply..

No one expects the sigma Inquisition!!

10/10 best sound effects

Talk about the magnificent and muscular adeptus custodes!

7 people are disappointed this was not the Legion of the D@mned video. Great video by the way Arch.

good video arch

About fucking time with some WARHAMMER lore. but i want a video about the Hobgoblins

FOR CHAOS!!!

Hey look it’s my thumbnail; I do love me some inquisitors/witchhunter

Be VERY VERY QUITE I'M HUNTING HERETICS!!!!!!!!!!!

Only the servant of Slaanesh could speak like that