Reminds me of that whole Awoken book about dating cthulu.

oh hey great, i've always wanted to bust in shub niggurath

Cthulhu girls, Waifu from the deep.

Have a quick recovery and thanks for the vid.

I’d love if surviving an arena of bimbos became an actual game. Also please check out Shred and Tear.

Hey man it’s okay as long as there’s an established prior relationship!

"why did you all sh00t your commander!" "we thought he was a t3rr0r1st.........and he broke our heart"

Even when an officer dates another officer they love it

TBF, it's a PRIVATE Military company......try that shyte in a Government Role and say goodbye to your pension.

@@cesariojpnA professional PMC probably won't allow that either. It's essentially just like any other business

You have too much spare money give

@@Sir_toaster Nah, I'd realistically buy like three copies before the joke got too expensive for my broke ass, hahaha

If only it has Co-op so your mates can be the babes.

Ive bought House Party for friends that have no interest in it lmao.

@@WM-mu8ep Err, burn, I guess? That's random.

Valve moment

Valve aren’t the only ones who do that.

CSGO Galil moment

@@schizofreniccunt1952 most reload animations beyond 80 fov moment

is that an innuendo?

Battlefield 2042 and Hunting the Freeman are prob worse than this, yep.

*happy Beavis and Butthead noises*

i am dead certain this is no where near the worse game on Steam.

this game from what i see in video is not even worst for the price it is, looks avg but not worst.

Not all heroes wear capes

@@seb24789 but they all wear protection

Shitpost: the game

@@luminosity01 not if you keep it 69 and unprotected (Partiboi69 if anyone doesn't get the reference)

"Sacrifice" Hmmm kinda sus ngl

I always say, if you could make a good adult game, there's a huge audience for it. I don't know exactly what that phrase even means, but yeah: this ain't it.

isn't there some mod for CoD on Steam Workshop about that?

You're better off taking your chances with the Black Ops 3 mod. Hell, come to think about it, some plot elements and macguffins are pretty similar between the two.

Fine. I guess I'll have to do it myself.

yeah tbh even for dating sims with actual gameplay segments there's way better on steam.

First rule of female armor, the less it covers, the more it protects.

Tactical burka lol

Reverse-Sharia? Bro That Just USA lmao

It's even funny when you realize it's an Insurgency sandstorm model flip

it is very sinful for men to expose their face.

he can't afford to buy any other clothes :(

"No, the combat armor stays during sex" 😎

He should review straight up porn games lmao

We need one. Could someone please make one?

We need to make it happen

Coomer games playlist?

@@ManWithTheGoggles what are you, like a solver of problems? You have a cape don't you? 😲

Game looks like Insurgency sandstorm but everything that makes it challenging or fun discarded and new flaws put in in their place

game developers should include the backrooms as an Easter egg, if you clip through the floor.

Fission Mailed, Abord Mission?

"Snap back to reality"

@@hawkeye5955 "oohp there goes gravity"

​@@jcl3005 Vltra-Uiolence. :) [Just to clarify, I like Doom and I'm all for the community WADs and I don't intend to throw shit at it]

@mr nobody no

Remember when his videos had no humor?

@@whoelsebutmeofcoursei i come back every video for him roasting my mom

I remember when he had like 100k subs I think that's when I found one of his Doom reviews or something. Always been great and hilarious

glad he took up the mantle cause jim fucking sterling was starting to get unbearable.

@@bravo075 it's true.... some of the best English writers I've met learned English as a second or even their third language. Crazy! XD

@@bravo075 lmfao condom wtf

It's always east or south asians who mess up their english this bad. Many nords have better English skills than native speakers for instance.

They definitely can't tell "trust" and "thrust" apart.

@@bravo075 re’ouy

I think there's a greater chance of Donald Trump being elected mayor of Los Angeles

I mean... Technically the Sword Art Online shooter game is pretty close.

@@MrQwertysystem what one?

@@spacewargamer4181 The one about the shooter game where Kirito became a trap. I can't remember what it's called anymore.

@@MrQwertysystem Sword Art Online: Fatal Bullet

Only if you're a loser who dates sluts and thinks that way.

@@cenciende9401 he’s clearly joking calm down

@@cenciende9401 like being wealthy is not attractive. Come on

and ubisoft probaly wants to hire the people who made this to save money.

honestly I think I'll be a nice little change of pace for while and I would say maybe a separate IP since I don't think rainbow Tom Clancy's will work as a franchise to be honest also extraction is all right but still it will be nice if you beside put a bit more effort than everything a bit as of late I've been feel like there's not much competition for them aside from Elder ring ( not the best comparison but you get the picture)

I mean, I dunno. I'd play it. Especially if I get to date Thermite.

And they would name it Insertion.

AC2 Ezio dating sim

lol simps

a lot of porn for most of the players

I mean when you see most low effort hentai jiggsaw games have very positive reviews it doesn't surprise me.

I'm willing to learn Unreal and make a better game in this niche just to get a slice of that money if it's that easy...

@@cenciende9401 making the shit game is the easy part, living with yourself afterwards is the hard part

is it ?

The girls are most likely from DAZ.

Comment of the week.

Like in mgs5

@@solidsnake4236 Yeah, games can license the names and use them. It's just cheaper to just make fake names.

GTA guns.

I read something like that happened on Unturned, indie game made by a lone developer. Guy had to change basically all the weapon names.

I think you mean trademarked.

@Wimi Sasha Hey look, it's one of the girls from this garbage game.

he sacrifices so much for us!

Lmao 😂😂 So true

@@rjhick1 Actually they do put out but you have to install a patch for adult content

as long as they get their precious shares for every license sold, they don't care. (minimal typo)

It's playable so worst of all time isn't possible

You probably never seen actual Steam dumpster, just decent gunplay in this game is keeping this game almost above average in comparison to piles of real garbage games

this is not the worst its still better than those call of duty crap, its simple just like half life, just that the developer is new , i joined their discord they are chinese and nice people. They are fixing the game step by step, and actually listen to player feed back.

Honestly, the Unreal Engine 4 base FPS template has better gunplay than this. Somehow, they manage to screw that when adding "content".

@@Noperare the game is based on Unity. Gman got this wrong here. I think the gunplay, movement etc is also from a framework from the marketplace, because it feels very similar to some other Unity FPS games.

@@MedalOfKranz you know I thought the way the guns controlled looked like they felt more like the Ultimate FPS asset from Unity, but took Gmans word for Unreal. So if that's true, even more possibilities for asset flipping with Unitys insane asset store lol

Um, yes, they use 3 of my environment maps 😂😂😂

@@KyleHarrisonRedacted Yeah, thank you that was the framework i meant. This game is so f*cked up and shows everyone, how to not 'develop' a game. On some maps are also enemies and objectives completely missing. They are just empty maps, sometimes even without collision and you can finish those missions only with the F1+B shortcut. I bought this game as a joke, like Gman: i have fun with 'good' bad/trash games (Flatout 3 is one of the best of the worst games out there :D). I expected generic gameplay and an story cringefest. At first i laughed a lot cause everything is so shitty and stupidly put together and had a good afternoon. But when i first saw those completely unfinished maps without anything, the broken progress etc, i was pissed. This game is an complete desaster and i can't understand why it got positive reviews on Steam. What the Heck is going on with this people? Also the game was in its original state (v1.0) completely unplayable. I (and my AI teammate) died so fast, i had to repeat the first mission maybe 7-8 times, cause the AI can shoot through SOME walls, had an aimbot etc. On the same day were, i believe 2 or 3 patches, released which adjusted the difficulty and now it's way to easy. Whatever the 'devs' are doing, it's not good in any way.

I don't know seems pretty romantic

I've seen enough Cortana rule 34 to know where this is going.

@@Texelion3Dprints Oh, no.

agreed.

The idea itself is the formula for success

Japan does a better job of it. Like Senran Kagura. The games are still simplistic and a little janky, but there's actually a budget behind them.

This is where the Japanese have us at a disadvantage. They own this type of genre.

It's also a better game.

You like degen games? Man, Id buy degen games if they didnt make me feel so damn degen about it LOOOOL The struggle man

hell yeah a biker sim would be great if done well unfortunately the devs screwed up a relatively easy premise with sheer incompetence the only thing i can even remember from that game is various angry joe related memes

@@Unapologeticweeb what about Days Gone, is it a Biker Sim in the post apocalypse or am I misremembering it?

The what now?!

@NFTs are Trash {Fuck Joe Biden} that was 4 or 5 years ago lol

Oh its held together alright........held together by cheap rubber bands and dollar store glue.

@@sketch92 it isn't glue...

^ He ain't lyin

True

@mr nobody no, I didn't. I really, really didn't

@@merces47letifer4 nice job by that bot. Ironically comparing Islam to Hitler

@@darrinfromvault801 well we wouldn't want to do that. Would we.

A mod created by some closet weeb

We should've got him in Cold War. I wanted to see my boi in Verdansk!

Agreed

Basically. Metal gear solid 4. That would be nice.

If i'm not mistaking the ntr is optional

@@guidila8111 it is thankfully. Accidentally stumbled upon it thinking it was a sidequest. It was with my favourite girl.....

The ones that don’t use Honey Select, you mean?

@@krism.6598 The ones who use Honey Select doesn't even pretend to try. They just want to make something quick and easy and sell it.

Definitely uncanny each time a scene starts, because they move their head a bit to look at you in such an unnatural way, creepiest shit i've seen

*Schwacked*

I just pictured someone saying that next to an artillery shell.

But there are games that are good that do that like Seed of the Dead, Dohna Dohna, and Carnal heat

honestly i jusy go to my preferences and remove nudity , sexual content , anime , visial novel , jrpg . they still appear in popular releases of every month tho

@mr nobody ye he explained later he had done some. i allways see them and am temped but allways find the better judgement