The first rule of Dunning-Kruger Club is that you don't know you're a member of Dunning-Kruger Club.

"...warfare and murder and eyeshadow." 🤣

These people will simultaneously make up weird snake sex stories and then not question where Seth's wife came from.

"...and eyeshadow." Had to watch the last bit to make sure I heard correctly. You sneaky serpent, you got a few more seconds out me.

Well, well, well! My childhood is coming back to haunt me. I grew up being taught this "Serpent Seed Doctrine." It was taught by an evangelist named William Branham who preached from the 1930s-60s, when he died in a car accident. William Branham also had deep ties to various White Supremacist groups during those times.

*“Between your seed and her seed,”* seems to disprove the apologist’s idea that the serpent is the father , because the serpent and Eve would then share “seed”.

I enjoyed the addition of "and eye shadow" at the end.

This is a new one. Haven’t heard this before.

This cat's casual arrogance is more offensive than his ignorance. Why do we have so many knowitall Bible Bros these days?

This guy is the kind of guy you’de meet hanging out at his van back in 1971, with a marijuana plant growing in the corner, and saying bewildering things to women as they past.

I absolutely love that when talking about the Enochic traditions we have "... The evisls of warfare, and murder, and eyeshadow"!

Listening to some of these people, I get really strong "I like to look and analyze deeply the movies I am watching to get further nuggets of information that the writer didn't communicate directly" vibe.

He was right about one thing: this is indeed not rocket science

I think the proverbial eating of fruit in the garden symbolizes the moment that humans became self aware.

You notice Dan doesn't dispute the snake was rapping? Yo, yo, I I got no legs but I speak the truth. You can talk to Esther and speak to Ruth.

Just as a mildly diverting aside, Heteropaternal superfecundation is a pretty rare thing that might happen, too.

I have often thought that the boy’s must have been twins. It ties into later tales in accepting “outsiders” into the culture. It’s an excellent trope.

At the risk of revealing how long it's been since I read my Genesis and my Enoch, ...Eyeshadow?

Two different human lineages, one (irredeemable) descended from Cain and another (redeemable) from Seth was a central belief of some forms of Gnosticism. Oddly enough it was picked up by Christian Identity. Can you guess what color the descendants of Cain and Seth are in their version?

“It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt” ― Mark Twain

My personal reading of cain and Abel’s sacrifices is that it demonstrates Gods preference for pastoralism over agriculture. It seems to be an echo of an oral history that lamented the loss of freedom of pastoralism and hunter gathering for the corrupting effects of agriculture and city-dwelling. Just my take

Lol that creator said the Hebrew word 'espatio' which is Greek not Hebrew😅😅😅. Red flag number 3 😊🚩

Yahweh is on the Atkins diet confirmed 🍖🍗🧀 maybe he was trying to loose weight? 🤔

the fit for this video is a self-portrait...

I'm a huge believer in eye shadow

Where do these people get this stuff? Is this the DIY version??

So Dan may I ask what is your belief on where we go after death? Do you have a single belief as a Religion?

Azezel didn't pass the torch. Committed to the lords ways to the very end. It's like watching pin the tail on the donkey show.....

"9 And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him." (Revelation 12:9)

This is what the creator heard when Dr Dan responded: "Barbie wears eyeshadow and Ken don't have no seed depositor! So Adam was created without and his seed is a post-Eden addition?"

😂 "and eye shadow"

Eyeshadow, but not lipstick, for lipstick is what the heavenly host wears when they host a dinner party.

Lost me after saying it wasn’t a prophecy on the “bruise his heel” part.

I mean, I was taught that Cain was the “seed” of the serpent in that he was acting “snakey,” like, a sort of “the choice is yours - be like eves seed or the serpent’s, good or evil” sort of stuff. But… people think he was a snake-man? A lizard-person?

So, if Eve eating the apple (which technically wasn't even an apple) was supposedly a euphemism for the devil having sex with her, then what does it mean when it goes on to say that she also gave some of the fruit to her husband Adam who was with her and he ate of it? 🤣🤣

That angel you mention at the end, would that be the one who tried to take over heaven, got thrown down to earth and it took him 430 years to choose the name yhwh?

I would guess that this creator studied with Pastor Arnold Murray and Shepherd's Chapel.

Spoiler alert for the title: No. ”Adam made love to his wife Eve, and she became pregnant and gave birth to Cain. She said, “With the help of the Lord I have brought forth a man.”“ ‭‭Genesis‬ ‭4‬:‭1‬ ‭NIV‬‬

".. the Devil .. a murderer from the beginning. " From 'the beginning' of what, certainly not the Bible? The Devil never murdered anyone in the entire book!

A Christian Arts KJV. I'd recognize that text block anywhere.

Ok but now i want to know what good explanation is for the people inhabiting the earth

It felt like listening to a solo with only wrong notes.

Genesis 4:1-“And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bare Cain, and said, I have gotten a man from the LORD.”

The Space Falls taught Mankind to be spitefully mean. I'm not the only one of this hypothesis.

Not Eye Shadow!!!!! I was actually about to mention the Midrash and the idea Satan was the Papa. But you do there.

He was of his father the serpent. He bared the seed of the serpent ...

Hey Dan, I'm not saying I agree with this creator but twins having different dads is not "pure and utter nonsense". It's normal in many many animals, such as cats snd it has also been documented in humans where it is very rare. This is called hyperfecundation. It's even in Roman myth--Castor and Pollux, aka the Gemini have different fathers.

“This isn’t rocket science.” Yes, all you have to do is accept your 21st C church’s teachings and “rewrite” the text to fit your assumptions. That is easier than rocket science.

I am sure that this creator believes many absurd things.

tfw you're wearing eyeshadow while watching this 😵

dan i came here for long form content I BEG OF YOU

And I laughed hard. It is almost comedic.

Cain gave the better sacrifice in the end, even his own beloved brother Abel, and god spurned this incredible sacrifice.

4:23 I think this is actually referring to cream. The only reason it is read as fleshy fat is because of nikkud.

Hey it’s me again. I am still confused about this guy who makes these videos. Is he a Bible believer? Or someone who purposely studies the Bible with a hardened heart to try and disprove it? I can’t figure him out. Is this a anti Christian channel or is he just a Christian caught up in his own wisdom and doesn’t carry the spirit with his presence?

First time I ran into this non sensical reading of Cain being the seed of Satan was in the Targum Pseudo-Jonathan, not sure why Dan didn´t bring it up.

😂eye shadow😂

Interesting that the apocryphon of John has a similar belief, that was the offspring of the demiurgical God but that doesn't seem so be informing this person's interpretation

To me the serpent represents good and evil or the learning of that which is good to fight evil instead of living life. Then being birthed from a prophet, Cain represents evil and abel represents good, the evil overpowering the good or passion in life, and seth being the middle ground, the name, the tree of life, I AM and the 10 commandments

Why do you show your T shirt? Is there historical significance to that?

Awesomeness

Sorry Dan, but I think it is possible to have children from different fathers, they would be fraternal twins. This happens in litters of puppies occasionally. Yes it would be very difficult in a human. The intercoures would have to be close in time. But if the woman ovulates 2 eggs simultaneously, which sometimes happens. Then two conceptions can occur from two different fathers. Love your content keep it up.

If you apply the science/biology of twins coming from one semen source, do you also apply same science/biology to a “virgin birth”? Thanks Dan. 😊

calls himself a theologian and a scholar but never have met Jesus before, it's obvious. Jesus taught in parables for a reason

what's your argument on pslams 91 and other earlier evidences to seny crucifiction

Dan...all this Bible talk is cool and all but can we get some interesting dialogue going about Wolverine or the X-Men in general, please. I just feel like we are missing out on some missed opportunities here 😎

Wolverine!!!! ❌🙅🏾👊🏾

For the first time yet I've discovered a flaw in your reasoning. While I agree with your positions, you're seemingly unaware of heteropaternal superfecundation as a known medical phenomenon. Dizygotic fraternal twins are a thing. Not that it's particularly relevant, but this one time, I believe you've spoken incorrectly. 🤘

So the the murder of Abel was a ploy

Btw , regarding the "on thy belly, thy will go" has always confused me. If it was a snake, then it would have already been on its belly. It is interesting that science says snakes evolved out of lizards.

The creator's ceiling looks very problematic, just saying. Those bubbles/undulations may mean a roof leak, and probable failure of the ceiling quite soon. So fix the roof first, dry-wall and plaster the ceiling, and then paint. I have less of a problem with a snake being the "devil" [or not] than a snake with vocal chords, but that's just me. A talking snake is obviously of the supernatural realm, so I guess if there is one there would be lefty gods, right wing gods, and independents. By definition, a good god would be a lefty, and a right wing god would root for Genghis Khan or somebody like that. Snakes are usually independent anyway. Not real groupies like fur-balls. Snakes are way cool, particularly pythons. Their skins are warm but silky-not slimy at all, and they are strong. Beautiful animals. Snakes have to make a living like everybody else, and "devil or not" I don't like the bible's point of view on snakes, or the religious idea of dominating all life and the earth. More the attitude of a mining giant or fascist than a good god anyway.

Wait…. Eyeshadow? lol

I wonder is there is a myth that compares to the eve serpent sex possibility.

Got wood? Etz.

So it is rare but twins with different fathers is a thing. But yes in this story Cain and Abel are twins as their story is a retelling of the divine twins myth.

woo! I got the 666th like.

Your lack of Hebrew shows. His claim that "etz" (tree) is related to "bone" (etzem) is sensible, although overstated.

Dan, I subscribe to your channel, because you have a necessary perspective as an academic. I appreciate that. In my own studies, I believe that the realm of evil is the human ego, that place within each of us that is dominated by deception. For example, isn't it more likely that during the temptations of the Christ, he was hungry (fully human), saw the rock and thought to himself that HE could turn the rock into a loaf of bread? In my view, his ego was speaking (a.k.a. the devil). I try to place myself in the situation, for I, like you, are a "son of God". I'd love to get your response. I've spent many years studying the self and the ego, and Craig Nakken writes that suicide, for example, is, in fact, homicide in which the self finally kills the ego.

Yes! Serpent seed doctrine is my favorite. It's the only way the narrative makes sense, and a global flood debunks any racist application of the theory. Nahash obviously wasn't a snake as he was the smartest creature and snakes are reptiles with tiny brains and aren't intelligent and can't talk. "Eating the fruit" is an ancient euphemism for sex, and Eve "shared the fruit with Adam" thus they did an threesome and both had sex with Nahash, though it's unclear if it was just greek frottage or modern western style gay sex. They were ashamed of nakedity because their transgression was sexual. They also were commanded to be vegan, so the sacrifice of sheep and offering "the fat thereof" ties into the trickery of prometheus of greek myth. The mark of Cain was to protect him because Abel murdered one of God's creatures that had the breath of life and so his own life was forfeit. Cain's offering wasn't accepted because his bloodline was morganatic as he wasn't Adam's. Abel's blood cried out from the earth because the fantabulous race of Abelites planned was aborted, which is why they needed Seth. Nahash then married Lilith and fathered the demons. When Jesus said they are of their father the devil he's speaking directly to the demons not those they possessed, and also said this race killed all the prophets from Abel to Zachariah. Thus as Cain killed Abel and the Cainites went extinct in the flood only if the demons were patrilinealy of the same race could this make sense.

I think Danzig would disagree. I Got a little twist of Cain. From the God below, yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Was cain real? No, of course not...