How dare you. THAT is classic British absurdist comedy in the vein of PG Wodehouse, Spike Milligan, Terry Gilliam, Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett! Seinfeldian... I feel I must go and put the kettle on before I do or say something we'll all regret.

I hate Marmite but this still makes me love him more haha

I’ve never had it but I don’t care

"epic rant"

To the classier elements of british society, that IS what an epic rant is. Measured, well-reasoned, articulate, and with a touch of understated absurdism.

Good one! I can taste it now.

Sorry but ONLY Yorkshire Tea.

@@alexandrathom-heinrich4053 Living in The North East of England Yorkshire and Ringtons are the top contenders. for a really good cuppa

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salted or unsalted butter? this Canadian living in England wants to know ...

​@@anneroy4560I have only ever brought salted butter (spreadable is best, otherwise the bread gets completely mullered unless you take normal butter out of the fridge well in advance) We use it whether it's jam on toast or bacon butties (sandwiches), also mustn't forget chip butties as well. Happily I'm the only person in our house who likes marmite!! No need to share!!!

HEAR! HEAR!!!!

Expect a visit from Bill.

@@blueabattoir I should be so lucky.

Kroger?

Have you tried using it as a replacement to stock cubes in cooking? Seriously, give it a go, especially in anything like casseroles or stew.

My parents were from the UK and I grew up in Canada, being fed Marmite. I then gave it to my own children. It is readily available in the area where I live. It was our peanut butter. You need very little, just a smear on bread. A jar lasts a long time.

We ALL love him.. He is NIGH ON irresistible…..❤️

That's weird. Exactly the same thing happened to me. I was visiting my sister in Durban and she begged me to bring her some!

That's one of the funniest comments I've ever read in my life! :D

Marmite is readily available in Canada.

And thats all ive got to say about that😂

I think Bill is right - you have to be born into Marmite, I don't imagine too many people get into Marmite at an old age

@@abcdefgold I never had Marmite until I was an adult, stuck on Embassy duty in London, and bored enough to try anything. I couldn’t imagine eating toast without it ever since.

Smuggled it into the states

'Marmite's reputation'? Given it's either 'you love it or you hate it', I think it's fair to say there's a LOT of people who can't live without it!. Bill is right, you usually have to be born into it....most Americans, for example, just don't 'get it'.

Yeh, some love it , but i tried it once and almost pucked my guts out , never again and i'm from Belgium 🤣🤣😂😂👎👎

Agree with you, but the bagel has to be toasted!

Not to mention British chocolate. I hate America chocolate and never eat it.

Yes, I've been buying it in Canada regularly for nearly 50 years. If it was ever banned, as Bill says it was, it must have been very briefly.

Ie one bite of vegemite on toast

You want to try marmite on toast then add baked beans cover with grated cheese and back under the grill until the cheese melts. Top breakfast or lunch that is.

@@jacquie58 Wow. I have eaten Marmite + cheese on toast for years and never thought of adding beans! Thanks for the inspiration.

@@petertopley8352 it makes for a filling meal.

Of course he does, he's Bill Nighy. He knows.

What an utterly crude foul mouth you have.

@@margaretlavender9647 You're saying this in KZfaq comments... I mean... It's one of the most toxic places, probably 2nd only to twitter. :-S

Freaky!!!!

I moved to Sweden (im a swede) after living in the UK and became addicted to marmite. Today i found a shop in sweden that sells it and i’m beyond happy.

Franktastic!

Wow! Canadians eat Vegemite?! 😮 Kudos! Australia salutes you! 🫡🇦🇺

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