3 things happened yesterday: 1. My friend mocked pelicans. 2. A few bullets out of my licensed pistol were 'missing'. 3. I got charged with first degree murder.

My biology teacher recently told me that drinking too much water can actually kill you. I stuck his head down a sink and turned the tap on so he could truly experience hydration, he has been enjoying it so much he hasn’t moved😁😁

4:18 that’s the greatest sentence ever said

Fun fact: there's a side mission in Watch Dogs 2 where you find out about a company building robots similar to a lot of the robots in this game. Gotta love continuity

I just arrived from Tatooing a Pelican with Goggles onto a homeless man's forehead.

my 1 year old brother was crying because he was dehydrated so i filled the tub and put him in, he is not crying anymore

These jokes are too good; I'm on the verge of waking up the house every few seconds. Love your content Peli

Pelican: “in a nutshell” Video: 11 mins long Me: “coconuts aren’t nuts bro”

My day is happier ever time Modest pelican uploads

Shout out to all the bodies in the River Thames for staying sufficiently hydrated

You are by far the best person to explain a video game to people. I've already known most of what you showed in this video because I learned as much as I could about this game last year when I pre-ordered it. But you made the explanation a lot more entertaining.

As a fellow Geoff I humbly salute your hilarious content and I bow to your hydrational tips. Wow, hydrational.. look at me throwing out big words like an absolute legend.

I've been so hydrated, my family gets hydrated from being around me, papa peli

1:10 he is a good recruit becouse he is trying to have a pelican beak

6:45 "Super sad stuff" *says after running 30 people over*

The amount of work Ubisoft has done in this game is just Soo damn wonderful and don't forget our boy pelican promoting

I wait tables , i always refuse to give tables back they’re credit cards till they subscribe . Helping spread the good word

Ngl I'm so happy to hear this guy's voice he uploads just when I need it

The fact this dude also respond and hearts comments shows he actually cares about the good word of the channel

“You can tell he didn’t finish school but I bet he can’t point out the best place to buy crack.” I LOVE THIS GUY ALREADY. HIS HUMOR MAKES ME FEEL COMFORTABLE

Watching dogs and staying hydrated in the capital of England.

Just when I was feeling a little *parched*

I bag groceries at a small town family owned store, but instead of bagging the groceries I just give them a live pelican and wish them a good day to spread the good word of your channel.

Holy hell this video is amazing. The deadpan delivery of belly bursting jokes is honestly top tier

You know you’ve hit your peak when you are early to a modest pelican vid

6:45 “so sad” *runs over a million people*

The fact that this channel is so close to a million subs brings me so much joy. Been watching videos since the days of 10k subs

0:32 as well as morph through the asphalt. This game is so graphic I’m literally shaking and crying rn.

“You can tell he didn’t finish school, but I bet he could tell you the best place to buy crack”

0:31 "This car turned right into me!"

Omg it’s crazy to think you’re less than 100k from 1 mil I’ve been here since you were making battlefield 1 top 10s and it’s awesome to see how far you’ve come

Intro : go to a game show and take your jacket off and repeatedly shout you’ve got a bomb and that everyone needs to subscribe to modest pelican gaming and to stay sufficiently hydrated and the walk off and go home as this really really spreads the good word of your channel

"You can see all of the flowers and portraits they've set up as a memorial along the fence.. Super sad stuff" -Proceeds to slaughter innocent people weeping at the memorials of their lost friends and family

Pelican: Everyone is playable Also Pelican: tHeRE jUSt NPC's.

You are literally my new favourite channel Before I found u I had no idea how to stay sufficiently hydrated

While watching this video and hearing what you are saying I am laughing out loud. Kudos to you, sir! Getting a laugh out of me is a difficult task.

My paralyzed grandma started drowning in the pool. I didn’t help her so she could stay hydrated

Intro Idea: Hi lads and lasses, Modest Pelican here. If you enjoyed this video, please go to George R R Martin and excessively dehydrate him till he changes the name Joffrey to Geoff as it really helps spreading the good word of my channel

I LOVED this video because I started watching your channel when you played the old watch dogs!

i love the enthousiasm your videos have

5:04 weird... I thought the homeless were already invisible to rich people passing by in their limos?

My friend was not staying hydrated so i cut his head off and replaced all the blood with water and he is enjoying it so much he isn't moving

Ur hilarious dude! I love the videos

"I buy myself a new tank top becase I saw the shop and I am distracted easily." I'm dying lol

I decided to become a preacher so that I could baptize people into the Church of Modest Pelicanism by holding then under the water, as this both hydrates them and really helps spread the good word of your channel.

Intro: "Hello lads and lasses, Modest Pelican here with (game). If you enjoy this content, become a debate moderator and ask candidates if they will Make America Hydrated Again, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel."

Modest Pelican I love your commentary, I came for the game but I'm leaving with a new favourite game commentary channel

Intro idea: "Hi lads and lasses, Modest Pelican here. For your next job, become a funeral priest, and in your sermon, tell all the grieving relatives to accept the pelican as the most superior form of evolution.

Intro idea: Hi lads and lasses, modest pelican here, if u enjoyed this video capture an important government official and hold him for ransom, but instead of asking for money, ask for the government to rename the country Modest Pelican Gaming.... as this rlly helps spread the good word of my channel

“If you enjoy this video become a humanitarian, travel to a war torn country and instead of giving the people in need food and medical aid, give them only water, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel”

😂😂😂 I didnt expect this video to be this funny man

Everyone says that video games are dumb and dont give life lessons but clearly papa peli is teaching us how to recruit random people of the streets see it teaches lessons.

Idea: Become an ethical hacker, take over the IRS, and tell everyone you’ll only stop taking taxes if they subscribe to your channel.

This game looks absolutely amazing I can't wait to get it 🤩

That person playing the traffic cone is a real person.... remember being in hysterics when I saw this a few years ago. 🤣🤣

Modest Pelican: We are fighting for the people Also Modest Pelican: mowing down people with a vehicle at high velocity

1:50 yes, a construction worker 7:10 good idea, a construction worker. seems like ubisoft had, again, put some kind of agendas into this game

6:18 cracked me up 😂😂

Modest pelican is a really good content creator he always makes my day!

I started to play watch dogs 2 because of you and I'm enjoying the game. You really hyping me up for this love the content thx man

I hacked my neighbour's printer and made it print hundreds of pictures of pelicans. Hopefully this helped spread the good word of your channel.

Very impressed with how good the lighting is in this game.

The commentary is gold lmao 👍

I’ve been watching you for a while and I finally did the good thing and subscribed

Hi lads and lasses modest pelican here with _________ if you enjoy this content become Pablo Escobar but instead of giving altered medication give them water so those dodgy malaccas can stay hydrated

How my day went today: 1:My parents bought me a dog 2:I proceed to take the dog to my local zoo and trade it for a pelican 3:I taught the pelican go attack anyone who is not subscribed to modest pelican 4: I build the pelican a shrine and give him my house

I just got back from sinking the Titanic so i could hydrate all the passengers aboard the ship and spread the good word of Modest Pelican's channel.

Bro you are the man every time i watch you say somthing that cracks me up keep it up bro

I hope we get to see more of this game with our pelican lad once it's released. It's one of those games that lends itself perfectly to anyone with a large beak and wings.

I recently found this channel on accident it was the best accident ever

You are awesome. Lmao, this made my day.

Best review ever! How am I just finding this channel now? 😂

Intro idea: Become a teacher of any subject and talk about pelicans and if any teacher doesn't respect your teaching. Kidnap them and force them to subscribe to modest pelican as this really helps spread the good word

Intro: make modest pelican gaming get in the 2020 elections as this would really spread the good word of my channel

I cannot possibly be the only one who thinks this man sounds like Th3Jez, but you can never have too much Jez sooooooo *subscribed*

Getting strong 'you suck at cooking' vibes in the first 2 minutes. Instantly subscribed!

As a Londoner, I have to say, this game really LOOKS like modern London, it's uncanny how I can see some of my favourite IRL walking routes in this video alone. But my major concern is the voice acting. A lot of the NPCs and procegenned player characters seem to be voiceovered by American actors doing their "best impressions" of what they think a Londoner sounds like. From what I've heard, every NPC speaks like Tracer from Overwatch. People outside London might not notice it, but as someone who is constantly exposed to a range of London accents and dialects, it seems pretty jarring to my ears.

Luckily London has the Themes, how else were they supposed to stay hydrated?

I just go to your videos not for the games but for the humor lol

"My new recruit has a great energy about him... You can tell he didn't finish school, but I bet he can point out the best place to buy crack" xD

Wait you first say ''ill play football'' and then '' soccer fan'' How dare you peli, i trusted you

yeet

I needed to watch your videos. They're amazing, thanks pelican

All day I have been dehydrated, I returned home and watched this video. Thank you papa peli. You reminded me to hydrate.

Crazy thing is that each NPC has their own personality and they have PermDeath as well as getting arrested, having relationships, etc. How hasn’t this game been talked about?

I swear to god stay hydrated

I like the 12 am uploads because it reminds me that I need to stay hydrated at all times of day

i honestly cant wait for this game. my friends are going to miss me for a while when it comes out

Tip: when cooking a grenade, count: one thousand, two thousand, three thousand, so you get the timing right. This technique is from a US Army FM

Stay hydrated and spread the good word

YESSS I was waiting for more Legion for so long!! You should totally get this when it comes out November 10th!

been waiting for this video

As an Englishman, I must say that this game is very unrealistic. Nobody is wearing a top hat and the city isn’t filled with people singing “God Save The Queen” every 10 minutes. If you fail to sing it, the Queen will come to your house and stomp your kneecaps backwards.

Intro idea : Hi lads and lasses, Modest Pelican Here ... If u enjoy this content please become a Mangaka, and make a mangá where the pelicans are the good guys, trying to save their Homes from raiders, that will be all the non pelican bird species, and publish it on Shounen Jump, as this really help spread the good word of my channel.

Honestly the most underrated video yet

Bro keep found this your videos are awesome and always remind me to stay hydrated. Thanks

After finishing the main story I can say this is the most boring open world game Ubi made so far!

Looks like it suffers from the same thing every Watchdogs game suffers from... Small unrealistic map that looks like something a third party came up with like remember the getaway 2?had like the whole of London not a cartoon version

I may play this game in a sauna room in a parka just to be forced to stay hydrated.

This vid was so delightful I am now a subscribed viewer... Good day sir