Schlatt looks like he has custody of the kids and he did know what to do so he took them to the zoo then regretted it once he got there

it's so weird to see jschlatt's mouth move and then hear his voice. i always thought of him as an omnipotent character with a disembodied voice.

Schlatt was a completely different person before the chops.

charlie's pure joy at buying a tiny aligator puppet is honestly what i need rn

Imagine going to the zoo and seeing grown men act like animals in front of two other grown men having a deep philosophical conversation. What a sight to see.

How is this not age restricted? We just watched a gator bleed out on a lift. Its Harambe all over again

Something is really satisfying about seeing Noah drop a bag, pull out a sparkling purple snake and run full speed at an animal enclosure while anime battle music plays

Imagine if you just saw a man walking the other way down the street towards you. Suddenly, he drops his bag, reaches down into it and grabs a purple plush snake. Boss music starts playing as he starts walking towards you, a powerful look in his eyes. He starts gaining speed as he changes his grip on the snake, wielding it like a weapon. He transitions into a full on sprint, snake trailing behind. He reaches you, and before you can even think, there is a snake hurtling at your head. The last thing you see before falling unconsious is his snake, hanging by his side.

Everyone else acting chaotic while schlatt being a business man.

Ted/Charlie: *kids who were told not to run around the pool* Noah/Cooper: *in a hurry to get to the checkout* Travis: *just vibin* Schlatt: **schlattwalk**

charlie actually being capable of doing the worm is giving me whiplash

“Ted, he’s beating the shit out of you” and “yknow the Australians lost a war to these guys” will never cease to make me laugh

Everyone here looks like 14 year olds visiting the zoo without their parents for the first time

I love how this comment section is 90% schlatt related . deep down we are all gay for gayschlatt

I just realized they said that they were at the San Diego Zoo and that means that is the same zoo where the first KZfaq video was made

10:42 I love ted’s bewildered face after Travis said X

Schlatt’s older brother personality is only helped by him wearing a mint condition Regan-Bush shirt

When I first started watching Lunch Club, I would get Ted and Schlatt mixed up all the time. Now I've realized they are just the yin and yang to each other. They are the same person, but also so different. (It helps that they both have voices that would be on the best morning radio show)

schlatt isn't even doing anything and we're all just simping for him

Ted and Charlie: practically running Cooper and Noah: Speedwalking, as they are supposed to Traves: Speedwalking at his own pace Schlatt: *walkin* And that pretty much sums up this entire video

schlatts man voice coming from his little boy body is highly disconcerting

carson, josh, and mason: enjoying a nice day at the park everyone else: DEAREST ELEPHANT I BESEECH YOU

NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THE OUTRO

I love how happy Charlie was to have his puppet dinosaur

I don't think Schlatt's ever taken off his timbs

Literally any animal: *exists* Schlatt: “Australia lost a war to those things you know”

11:39 I love how proud Travis looks when he makes the group laugh. It's so wholesome.

When Traves said his drip joke and everyone laughed you could see the pure joy in his eyes and my life peaked right at that moment.

Noah: the middle child who came home from college Ted:the older brother who is either chaotic, or in charge. No in between. Charlie and Cooper: the chaotic twins Travis:the youngest Schlatt: the father who was told if he didn’t take the kids for a day he was going to get a divorce Carson and Josh: family friends having a nice time Edit: I forgot Mason sooooo; Mason: The basement slave who is only allowed to come out to film

The fact JSchlatt was schlatt-walking across the bridge made me audibly laugh

4:15 the origins of Chuckle Sandwich

4:00 chuckle sandwich :)

Charlie having enough upper body strength to do the worm is actually horrifying

Even IRL Schlatt doesn't run.

But if you close your eyes it’s almost like nothing changed at all

kinda sad how this isnt gonna be a thing anymore.

2:03 schlatt extending his neck so he looks taller than ted to intimidate him is the best thing ever

Carson’s group: having fun Schlatt: W A L K

Everyone talking about Schlatt’s outfit but are we not gonna talk about how INTIMIDATING Noah looked whenever he whipped out the snake?

9:42 nobody: absolutely no one: ted: B A M B O O N

is no one gonna talk about the fact that charlie went into the bathroom with the puppet on, and then came out of the bathroom with the puppet STILL ON

Schlatt looks like an undercover cop when he's in public

9:29 there’s nothing more menacing than Noah running at you with a stuffed snake

Schlatt can’t run because he’s in timbs. Come on now yall

Charlie is the nerdiest member yet he is still jacked as hell

Noah running is the most intimidating thing I've ever seen.

1:59 “lay on the ground and do a snake” “It’s a nice shirt ted” ahahahah

Can we just talk about how genuinely handsome schlatt is. also nice fit

charlie telling traves to dance with him and ted just shows how he is the friend who tries to get the more quiet people in the group in on the shenanigans so they never feel left out. best type of person.

9:26 (Drops bag) Ted in the distance: Why do i hear boss music?

I watch this in pain in nostalgia

8:32 Schlatt clearly doing some 3am KZfaq browsing and stumbling upon oversimplifieds video on the matter.

“dearest elephant, i beseech you. should we not fall into this war between species without proper dictation of war first? say you? nay, i say. you shall tell me your greatest secrets and i shall give you a gift, a gift of knowledge, young elephant. for i know that your memory is long and powerful . . . are you eating while i’m giving this formal speech? okay well that’s kind of rude. that was a little rude, i must say. well [elephant noise] to you too! . . . hear my plea, for i have a proposition to you. stop taking huge shits! no? . . . well i tried to be formal about it.” -Ted Nivison, Circa 2020 AD before the Great Elephant War

I can't believe we saw Schlattwalking in real life...

its so impressive that ted was able to come up with that formal speech from the top of his head. it seems like the elephant king complied with what he said.

5:19 plz why does schlatt walk like he has a pad on 😭

No one is talking about Charlie coming out of the bathroom and trying to snap with the dragon on his hand

Schlatt: I'm not gay Shlatt: why does Travis act all cute like that?

this just hurts now

Sad this could have been the greatest youtube group ever

schlatts like a single father taking his sons friends to the zoo

The fact that charlie has a bit of visible muscle is absolutely terrifying for some reason

rewatching this for the 1000th time and just realised how hard schlatt’s punch actually sounded 2:20

This is actually so fucking sad. I’m sad now.

10:00 Charlie 100% told him that joke

Schlatt is that person that goes around the airport and aggresively tries to shake people's hands.

5:18 he doesn’t even sprint in real life...

Cooper is travis's chill older brother meanwhile schlatt is the concern older brother that acts like he doesn't care

I can't help but feel threatened by Schlatt every single time he's just SchlattWalkin'

Ted : The mother who everyone hates but makes her kids still like her somehow Schlatt : The Dad who was forced to go on an outting with his wife and kids travis : the clingy youngest child cooper and charlie : the chaotic twins who convinced their family to go to the zoo noah : the uncle who has nothing better to do

whenever ted or shlatt speaks I quiver in fear

3:59 chuckle sandwich right here

I ain’t a homosapien but Schlatt looks really good

Are we gonna ignore the fact that ted, noah, and schlatt have a great sense of style

Random animal: breathes Schlatt: you know the Australians lost a war to these guys

I like how Carson just disappeared halfway through the video and never came back

Slimecicle: “ It’s a puppet” *looks at camera* “I can do so much damage with this.”

This entire comment section is sponsored by Shlatt.

the fact that i used to go to this zoo nearly every weekend and couldve seen these people without knowing who they are will haunt me forever

With this outfit I’m slowly convincing myself that schlatt is bi. (Obviously I’m not assuming) he just has bi energy

This video makes me think that Ted and Schlatt are divorced husbands that are having a reunion with all of their kids

schlatt is like the father and everyone are his kids lmao

who knew at 4:12 would be the start of the riveting trio know today as the podcast the chuckle sandwich. The forshadowing of this clip would prove the dominance before said trio of the three.

carson: neutral good charlie: chaotic good cscoop: lawful neutral hugbox: true neutral ted: chaotic neutral traves: lawful evil schlatt: chaotic evil

I JUST REALIZED WHY SCHLATT WALKED SLOWLY ACROSS THE BRIDGE *HE DOESNT SPRINT*

Ted & Schlatt arguing over Schlatt being a snake is possibly one of the funniest moments here

3:59 the unofficial first episode of chuckle sandwich

pov im sad and rewatching this

5:18 Schlattwalking his way on that bridge

this should be called “schlatt takes his kids to the zoo”

feel like pure shit just want this group back

Claim your "Here before the Drama" card here:

this was full list: 1. ⁠Have a conversation with the birds at the Owens Aviary 2. ⁠Have each member of your team imitate a different zoo animal 3. ⁠Ride the Sky Trolley and make small talk 4. ⁠Encourage two different types of animals to fight 5. ⁠Go to the San Diego Zoo Kids Store and buy something 6. ⁠Go get a group photo at Front Street Photos 7. ⁠Intimidate an animal 8. ⁠Ride the Kangaroo Bus and act completely confused as to why you got on the bus in the first place 9. ⁠Have each of your group members use the restroom together 10. ⁠Ask the same employee the same question on multiple occasions 11. ⁠Intently observe the orangutans 12. ⁠Give a formal speech to the elephants 13. ⁠Get food from the Treetops Cafe and attempt to finish it within 2 minutes 14. ⁠Show fear near the rhinos 15. ⁠Ask a staff member if there’s a Shoney’s in the park and be sad when they say no 16. ⁠Do an awesome dance in every park section 17. ⁠Go across the Bashor Bridge quickly without running 18. ⁠Find a really big monkey 19. ⁠Feed an animal 20. ⁠Pet an animal 21. ⁠Observe a flower 22. ⁠Go back across the Bashor Bridge quickly without running 23. ⁠Google interesting facts about monkeys on the Monkey Trail 24. ⁠Have a very abstract conversation at a bench 25. ⁠Take a picture of one of the team members on top of the lion statue near the front of the zoo full list confirmed by carson

Schlatt: single father Ted: eldest child Noah: college child Cooper: chaotic child Charlie: cooper’s partner in chaos Traves: youngest child Carson: grandfather

Charlie doing the worm was something I never knew I needed until today.

better days

Ted always being at the front of the group because s p e e d is almost as relatable as Schlatt’s inability to cooperate

“You think money is an object when you’re trying to be a snake?” Ted has actually good logic that genuinely makes perfect sense

4:19 love some Chuckle Sandwich foreshadowing. Such a charismatic crew

Ted: the Angry uncle Noah: the Cool uncle Schlatt: the "Make America Great Again" uncle