A cover version of Disney's Encanto's "We don't talk about Bruno" about everybody's favourite cryptic theropod.
Original idea by: René Dederichs
Lyrics written by: Levi van der Veen & RickRaptor105
Performed by: RickRaptor105
Music video by Joschua Knüppe: • We don't talk about Sp...
LYRICS:
We don't talk about Spino, no, no, no!
We don't talk about Spino... BUT
It was 2014
(Good ol’ 2014)
We were reading papers,
And there wasn’t a conflict in sight
(at least not one on our minds)
Then who walks in but Nizar Ibrahim-
(DUCK FEET!!)
You writing this paper, or am I?
(I'm sorry, but Nizar, come on)
Specimens with legs so short
(From the Sahara)
The JP look, we must abort
(But couldn’t it be a chimaera?)
Fanboys are on life support
(What an image change, it looks so strange)
We don't talk about Spino, no, no, no!
We don’t talk about Spino!
Hey!
Rage of World War Two in Munich left the whole world rumbling
sent the precious holotype of Spinosaurus crumbling
Shattered into dust to the sound of dropping bombs, bang-bang-bang
It's a heavy lift, with a shape so humbling
Always left the paleo community fumbling
Grappling with properties they couldn't understand
Do you understand?
A seven-foot sail
Stretched along its back
When its claws strike you
It all fades to black
And a tail so deep
It makes a newt weep (hey!)
We don't talk about Spino, no, no, no! (We don't talk about Spino, no, no, no!)
We don't talk about Spino (we don't talk about Spino!)
They told me it could not walk
but crawl instead! (No, no!)
They told me it could not swim,
now imagine that! (no, no!)
They made Sigilmassa a synonym and look where that lead (no, no! Hey!)
Your fate is sealed by discussing on the net!
Carcharodontosaurus would love, if the people kept it on their mind,
All of the Kem Kem fauna tells you, that there’s more than the lone Spino kind.
Oh no, Sereno's on his way.
He told me that its ecology would be just out of reach
Described by another
I hear the discourse now
Hey fans, I want not a sound out of you (I hear the discourse now)
I can hear it now
Um, Spino...
Yeah, about that Spino...
I really need to know about Spino...
Gimmie the bones of the whole thing, Spino
(EVERYBODY, NEW PAPER’S HERE)
Time for review!
A seven-foot sail (it was 2014, good ol’ 2014)
Stretched along its back (we were reading papers)
When its claws strike you (and there wasn't a conflict in sight)
It all fades to black (at least not one on our mind!)
And a tail so deep (Then who walks in but Nizar Ibrahim-)
It makes a newt weep (duck feet!)
You writing this paper, or am I?
I'm sorry, but Nizar, come on (oh no, Sereno's on his way)
Specimens with legs so short (a seven-foot sail, stretched along its back)
The JP look, we must abort
Fanboys are on life support
He's here!
Don't talk about Spino, no! (Why did I talk about Spino?)
Not a word about Spino
I never should've brought up Spino!
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