We Drank AI's Horrible Cocktail Ideas

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@coldones 8 ай бұрын

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@gshhsbshznjsksjsk3927 8 ай бұрын

@jezzat3778 8 ай бұрын

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@bigworm3828 8 ай бұрын

Life is Roblox

@Telic 8 ай бұрын

gimme free

@gabedutton5898 8 ай бұрын

Where the fuck u get these ai from lmfaooo

@codex3455 8 ай бұрын

Max’s ability to consume anything will always impress me

@harborwolf22 8 ай бұрын

I lost it when he choked and spit

@luffyd.monkey6367 8 ай бұрын

I’ve seen this same comment on like every single video

@windolite 8 ай бұрын

Human garbage disposal

@Juan-wo7zu 8 ай бұрын

Max’s ability to consume anything will always impress me

@Juan-wo7zu 8 ай бұрын

Max’s ability to consume anything will always impress me

@YoskiBroskii 8 ай бұрын

Watching max and Chad slowly fade away and become even more madly unhinged is always entertaining

@danielallen839 8 ай бұрын

Nah man max and chad are on fire rn

@g__a__c461 8 ай бұрын

@@danielallen839I think he means them getting drunk bro

@beantreats 8 ай бұрын

i AM the liquor

@grayson1487 8 ай бұрын

THEY NEVER DISAPPOINT

@rogeliorocha7221 8 ай бұрын

It’s scary to think how horrifically foul that Mario cocktail must have tasted for MAX to spit it out that fast

@nyapurrr 7 ай бұрын

@Neymarinet 6 ай бұрын

the man has eaten glue so that drink would probably kill most humans

@SandwichGlitch 2 ай бұрын

@@Neymarinetonly sick, old people and children 🚸

@Aaron-zu3xn 2 ай бұрын

the GearHead is liquor and cooking oil that's gonna give you awful shites about 2-3 hrs into your night

@beanzvidz 8 ай бұрын

20:49 “Is that the moon that the america’s put on the fuckin… moon?” 💀💀💀

@flaggboi 8 ай бұрын

So you're telling me a robot fried this drink?

@Nanuks_Fun_Zone 8 ай бұрын

No the drink fried the robot silly

@masutashinobi 8 ай бұрын

I still just don’t get it… are you really telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

@SquidwardTentacles225 8 ай бұрын

That was such a reach of a joke😭😭

@gato6214 8 ай бұрын

im walkin heereee

@bill-or-somthingbill4390 8 ай бұрын

Bartender got at least one of the recipes wrong. See if you can find which one.

@batt3ryac1d 8 ай бұрын

A matcha martini could totally work if you approached it like an espresso martini instead of an actual martini like the AI did.

@salmontan 8 ай бұрын

There's a place that does this near me and it's great yeah

@pickle2636 8 ай бұрын

like making a matcha liquer or something else?

@9Cans 8 ай бұрын

*Macha Coffee Martini

@jacksondurie2704 8 ай бұрын

@@pickle2636 vanilla vodka so it's a sweet martini. and Chocolate powder as a garnish

@toddbuttshine4730 8 ай бұрын

I'm sure you get this a lot, but shut up

@neesan9962 8 ай бұрын

Okay.. max gobbing both cherries with the speed of a toddler got a chuckle outta me 😂

@stevensilver2880 7 ай бұрын

That shit felt like Kung fu panda

@MegaMaxiboi 8 ай бұрын

Those AI intros have absolutely sent me, I'm crying. Every video your editors take it a step further. So so impressed.

@lifedocumented3944 8 ай бұрын

I just want to wacth people edit these videos. its always so entertaining.

@bruceistired 8 ай бұрын

their adamant refusal to adhere by a single rating system is why I keep coming back to the show

@OneClickWonder 8 ай бұрын

If "The Cereal Killer" doesn't become a breakfast staple, I will be disappointed in society

@eddiejrej1999 8 ай бұрын

It’s a real drink lol

@kingvood_5831 8 ай бұрын

I love drinking in the morning for my breakfast

@OneClickWonder 8 ай бұрын

@@kingvood_5831 it's always 5'o clock somewhere

@lifedocumented3944 8 ай бұрын

the step that americans needed for breakfast, alcohol in cereal to start the day.

@SteampunkHorse Күн бұрын

@@lifedocumented3944real

@Patrick.Weightman 8 ай бұрын

I love how the spaghetti carbonara martini had only a single ounce of alcohol in the entire thing There was literally more egg than vodka

@vinireclama8170 8 ай бұрын

The "Fentanyl Poland" I died with this bit, you have no clue 😂😂😂

@cartoonseany 8 ай бұрын

can’t believe they got Mr Beast himself to come on the show and endorse drunk driving

@Humineral 8 ай бұрын

pluh

@WeaponizedMarijuana 8 ай бұрын

@@Humineral well said

@Hydro-od2rt 8 ай бұрын

That dude will do anything for money

@ghostkiller427 8 ай бұрын

@@HumineralPLUH

@gamingcentury5114 6 ай бұрын

Jeremy clarkson endorsed drunk driving

@Uberwenis 8 ай бұрын

I love Max, and I'm so glad I don't have to look after him when he's drinking

@animeforlife12 8 ай бұрын

Exactly how i feel 😂😂

@duckygibson2075 4 ай бұрын

God me too 😂 he seems like a nightmare, but also entertaining

@martyjehovah Күн бұрын

Rule number 1 for drunk sitting Max: under no circumstances should you or anyone else comment on anything being "gross" or "dangerous" to consume. Breaking this rule will compel drunk Max to immediately consume the gross/dangerous thing, and he will be finished consuming it in its entirety before you even start moving to stop him.

@HeiroSect 8 ай бұрын

12:42 Thank you Darcy for making the Spaghettaboutit joke, as I thought I was going to have an aneurysm waiting for Max to get there

@brightfox5040 8 ай бұрын

Round of applause for Jess for making these nice drinks so that these phenomenal alcoholic gentlemen can consume them.

@clydeconnorquillin9284 8 ай бұрын

I love watching cold ones with my pals, max and chad.

@user-gy4lp5yn1s 8 ай бұрын

Moc an clod

@saladcuck855 8 ай бұрын

Yea I love rach and bac

@Jchch6666 8 ай бұрын

Bali

@miauomiauo 8 ай бұрын

Everybody in the comment section wishes they had friends

@jack.h99 8 ай бұрын

Rankin-Bass

@rorimoon4285 8 ай бұрын

Max biting the spaghetti so delicately then immediately throwing up 😂

@Memu_ 8 ай бұрын

He didn't even throw up

@miguel_1323 8 ай бұрын

These AI voiced transitions are amazing additions to the videos. They are killing it with the editing in these videos

@fleecefoxes6471 8 ай бұрын

"How fruity are you? Oil." Freaking wonderful

@bamaboni 8 ай бұрын

I can never decide whether max is shortening or extending his life with the staff he ingests

@carolean282 8 ай бұрын

Didn't know max was a cannibal

@kyojinhoyo5976 8 ай бұрын

nice

@quentinh3140 8 ай бұрын

@@carolean282 Max is actually 85 years old but he consumes an intern every week to stay young, actually quite surprised you didnt know this yet.

@freedomofspeech2867 8 ай бұрын

stuff*

@321findus 8 ай бұрын

@@freedomofspeech2867*stiff

@Nybomys 8 ай бұрын

Seeing them chugging the last drink with absinthe in it, not a chance they evaded the vomit comet after that

@BigMuddz 8 ай бұрын

I did think it was a bit risky letting them slam it

@Merrick_mob 8 ай бұрын

Yeah for sure and they already sounded drunk asf

@MrMarttivainaa 8 ай бұрын

@@Merrick_mob It's fun to imagine this was filmed at noon-ish and they vomited like fire hoses, took a nap and went for more drinks in the evening lmao

@groyperfuhr4871 8 ай бұрын

the last drink is just an adios mofo basically, plus you gotta remember they drink heavily anyways they probably have after video methods to avoid sickness

@sdhjsjana72js 8 ай бұрын

@@groyperfuhr4871trust me man there’s nothing they could have done to avoid what happened to them after this vid lol

@Xaon45 8 ай бұрын

I love that these two never changed, and they're still as popular as ever.

@lifedocumented3944 8 ай бұрын

and still has drunk as ever.

@alexanderdrohn6696 8 ай бұрын

The use of ai for to announce the drinks was actually so good. The "first you clean your room for Peterson was hilarious

@creypink5929 8 ай бұрын

I love the amount of cake shots we are getting from the bartender

@thelunaman4121 8 ай бұрын

ayo?

@XxXSkylezXxX 8 ай бұрын

@@thelunaman4121 aYO

@scribojello3778 8 ай бұрын

I wouldnt mind a slice, that's for sure

@selectionn 8 ай бұрын

i was gonna comment this who gave him permission to show up on camera with a whole bakery strapped to his back

@Zathrain 8 ай бұрын

I scrolled for so fucking long to find a comment like this fr

@darkhandz 8 ай бұрын

THE EDITOR IS ALWAYS INSANE WTF GIVE THAT MAN A RAISE!!!!

@dontbelong 8 ай бұрын

different editor this video but still very good yes

@mightyeagle2817 8 ай бұрын

I feel like it’s a bit over edited but maybe I’m just us d to the unedited Patreon vids

@kmpoffc 8 ай бұрын

@@mightyeagle2817 you're not the only one

@MrMarttivainaa 8 ай бұрын

@@mightyeagle2817 Could just be different tastes. Personally I love the schizo editing and it feels like this one went above and beyond.

@AltevBaka 8 ай бұрын

Nah it’s way too over the top. Tasteful edits make funny moments funnier. Spaz edits the entire time are just distracting and stale and brings the entire video down.

@ch._3205 3 ай бұрын

the way max was hugging chad at the end.. so sweet man

@heyyyitstheman 8 ай бұрын

this is their best episode yet i can't believe they got all those famous people to cameo and introduce the cocktails they even brought my boy billy mays back for this one

@AtticusGrim 8 ай бұрын

I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.

@southparkfirefly 8 ай бұрын

I love how Scott is basically their mom constantly shouting at them not to knock glasses over and to keep their hands to themselves. A mom or a cat owner anyway...

@Crazycarnz 8 ай бұрын

That was Darcy not Scott

@scarlettsimmons589 8 ай бұрын

Where is Scott recently?

@mydrillasanjay5397 2 ай бұрын

@@scarlettsimmons589coolin brah

@math1ass10 7 ай бұрын

I love the extensive editing difrences between all of the videos. Makes em all feel so unique.

@nathanaelflinn1432 8 ай бұрын

Whoever said “max is immune to poison damage and chad is immune to physical damage” is onto something

@Celestial97 8 ай бұрын

Hang on now that cereal killer looked pretty good

@alticia 8 ай бұрын

If you enjoyed that cocktail, i can highly recommend checking out the breakfast cereal episode on How to Drink. Greg, the host of that show, made a bunch of cocktails themed around similar premise, but those were made using actual experience and not just creating something ai spit out

@L0zza 8 ай бұрын

Wait...let him cook

@ehhellomypotatoe3155 8 ай бұрын

@@alticiaty

@UpscaleDude 8 ай бұрын

The fact that they actually follow through with it, is absolutely astonishing

@gunkiii 8 ай бұрын

nothing makes me genuinely happy as much as max and chad and alcohol

@ItZoTom 6 ай бұрын

The Sonic Adventure 2 music @15:20 hit me with instant nostalgia. Haven’t heard it in so long!

@Imaslutforpuns 8 ай бұрын

I love how they gave chads version of bender his ass tattoos 😂 I almost forgot he had the brofist

@Slayer-sq6ou 8 ай бұрын

Max basically drinks everything that’s fluidly

@vinceb8123 8 ай бұрын

Max could probably drink plasma at this point

@SaLaDmAn. 8 ай бұрын

@@vinceb8123wdym could probably did you not see the twitter vid?

@Camroc37 8 ай бұрын

I am fluid in over three million genders

@lifedocumented3944 8 ай бұрын

you should wacth his old vids. he tried to drink solids before. didnt work

@user-qj6sw4jj3j 5 ай бұрын

Carnival Cocktail: 1 1/2 oz Cuervo Gold Tequila, 1/2 oz orange curacao, 1/2 oz pineapple juice, 1 tsp grenadine. Shake all ingredients except grenadine in a shaker with ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass, and float grenadine on top. It's a fruity and sweet cocktail that tastes like a night at the carnival! The grenadine floated on top gives it a fun touch too.

@Sun_of_Atlas 8 ай бұрын

i love how when max chugs something and his posture straightens and looks more comfortable

@RobinHood-sl3zk 8 ай бұрын

Last time I was this early to a Cold Ones Video, they weren't drunk yet.

@sticklyboi 8 ай бұрын

thats bullshit, when are they ever sober

@mfkenopium 8 ай бұрын

What

@pimpanzee882 8 ай бұрын

Real

@Hank-gq9ff 8 ай бұрын

@ITechHero 8 ай бұрын

Max's Ability to eat anything somehow catches me off guard, even all these years later having seen him eat some horrible things prior

@jakepassolt9640 8 ай бұрын

He made a cake with his stomache

@selectionn 8 ай бұрын

nothing intimidates you when you have eaten a cake made of human hair

@gamingcentury5114 6 ай бұрын

We need more of this bartender NOW

@Helios-- 2 ай бұрын

the AI dialogue is hilarious props to whoever wrote it

@flaggboi 8 ай бұрын

Never knew Joji had 1 year of Bartending experience

@amy_lou1589 8 ай бұрын

I love watching max drink something alcoholic and then glitch but act like nothing happened 🤧

@gagegerdeman648 Ай бұрын

absolutely love the editors background music choice. Love the old sonic bops please give that person a raise Max. Id ask chad but I doubt he is allowed to mess with payroll

@caseyhamm4292 6 ай бұрын

i love how i only watch these when i’m fruity af so i can just keep watching them over and over like brand new

@caseyhamm4292 6 ай бұрын

bro epic comment who tf left it lol

@left4milkk 8 ай бұрын

Darcy: says joke 12:44 Max: 🏎️🛞🔥

@SteampunkHorse Күн бұрын

‘Twas quite the wheeze

@peneee9790 8 ай бұрын

We need grog in the uk. Im desperate to taste max and chads juices

@YourDad-dh6fj 8 ай бұрын

Max Juice, a Chad Juice, or just have whatever is squeezed out of the carpet at the end of an episode?

@darkninja236 8 ай бұрын

Or the juices that come out of the sides of their rolls of blubba n pain?

@HenryKlausEsq. 8 ай бұрын

Taste like leg

@lifedocumented3944 8 ай бұрын

As an 19 year old american, I craze max and chads juices every day.

@steelermill 8 ай бұрын

This is the one channel I can't get enough of, plus the editing is amazing. Big ups to them

@ThomasThorr 8 ай бұрын

7:27 why was jared from subway chasing a 6 inch through the smoke 😂

@johnorwhatever8652 8 ай бұрын

4:45 They included the fennel pollen in the swamp water drink because as we all know fennel is a type of onion and ogres are like onions so this whole drink was an omage to Shrek, genius.

@blubbablubblub-sm9lz 8 ай бұрын

3:20 max getting slapped by the fish while he squirms from the Matcha Martini is so stupid but funny as heck

@SteampunkHorse Күн бұрын

Agreed!

@scoutscope12 8 ай бұрын

the AI actually making decent drinks was unexpected for sure okay i take it back the mario drink was a monstrosity

@Alex-zh3up 8 ай бұрын

Actually horrendous

@mamodokod4613 8 ай бұрын

Its a good day when Scott lets the boys out the Cellar.

@prophetofgoodevil6783 7 ай бұрын

Not only is this channel always entertaining but man i absolutely love the video game music in the background. So lovely and nostalgic

@chrism4841 8 ай бұрын

Top Gear actually made a drink in an episode that was made in a V8 engine powered blender. It was advertised as a V8 mans smoothie/cocktail so it had beef on the bone, bovril (beef stock basically), chilli and tabasco before it was finished off with a brick "for added bite*

@noctuality 8 ай бұрын

Gotta love their honest and consistent scoring

@gagelinder9459 8 ай бұрын

Another GOD DAMN BANGER!!! thank you guys so much for every video you guys make, you guys genuinely bring me so much joy :D . Cheers!

@rileystratton6772 8 ай бұрын

The production value + Max and Chad make this one of the best channels on YT

@Jack0dollar 8 ай бұрын

These editors need a serious pay raise.

@MetamorphicTTV 8 ай бұрын

this episode was a masterpiece. so much sonic adventure 2 music, the kingdom hearts spun "let him cook", the god damn cereal killer? im making that tomorrow, absolutely have to try it. it honestly just feels so good seeing max do stupid shit for 20 minutes. to the editor and the team: thank you all for the amazing shit yall do

@GemDobson 8 ай бұрын

Hi! Do you know by any chance where the song that they use is from? 0:40

@thereallifesaiyan 5 ай бұрын

@@GemDobsonPizza Delivery from Spider-Man 2!

@Bennyblink182 8 ай бұрын

Your videos bring me so much joy, thank you boiz ❤️

@viper7k 8 ай бұрын

this was a top tier video. was laughing the whole way through. keep it up boiz

@SuperUndeadReaper 8 ай бұрын

The editing never ceases to amaze me

@Dottol- 8 ай бұрын

I don't know, recently I'm finding it's been over edited and just too much

@therealtony2009 8 ай бұрын

I love the little editing bits you guys do where weird stuff happens in like the background, its always really funny. Jimmy yeast. Jimmy feast.

@miEye1 8 ай бұрын

How can u laugh a whole video 😂. Also edits are too pro. 10/10 video🎉

@ImaplanetJupiteeeerr 8 ай бұрын

I loved every single second of this so much.

@The_Unflushable 8 ай бұрын

just take a moment to realise how funny and great these effects/edits are

@steelermill 8 ай бұрын

I said the same in my comment. it's been insane the last few months. AI is making it easier to do things like that.

@CommandaInChief 8 ай бұрын

The editing is on point, Holy Fuck! I love this episode

@kotybenedict2640 8 ай бұрын

Hell yeah we definitely need more of this

@SouthParkStudio 2 ай бұрын

Billy May's doesn't get enough recognition these days

@janula8448 8 ай бұрын

Love you guys! Your videos always make school days a lot more bearable ❤

@boomshockalocka8390 8 ай бұрын

I hope the editor is compensated well for his talent! unsung hero 💯

@MissParamoreNerd1 8 ай бұрын

13:02 cake 🎂

@Henerz1000 8 ай бұрын

Max’ commitment to consuming dodgy stuff will always be the funniest part of any video.

@junipersolis 8 ай бұрын

Max really is the Link of Cold Ones. The scoring is peak. I love this shit. Thank you boys.

@thimopaulussen9207 8 ай бұрын

The bender edit was insane! The editors don’t get enough credit!! Kudos to them!!!!!

@lifedocumented3944 8 ай бұрын

I wish the editors would just have a vid of them editing the main cold ones videos

@NotLuigi 6 ай бұрын

"The editors don't get enough credit" he says miscrediting the animation to the editors when the actual credit is literally on screen

@sekinlink 8 ай бұрын

Hello cold one! I can only speak for myself. But I really enjoyed this video, it has less of the overbearing editing I've seen recently in the other videos. I appreciate pulling back on how long some of the editorial bits are (even tho they are all edited very well)

@JeyKeropi16 8 ай бұрын

The editing is SO good!!

@ravenjade9068 8 ай бұрын

The editing on these videos is getting top tier 🤣🤣🤣

@WigneyR 8 ай бұрын

5:23 it feels like the AI thought because he drives fast he must talk fast 😂

@illegalmemea1614 8 ай бұрын

This is up there for production quality, great vid as always love you guys

@aAaAAA-ppgg 8 ай бұрын

I love the fish thrown at Max! Please do more of that! 🐟🐟

@leelee1248 8 ай бұрын

Editor is amazing. He even animated, very under appreciated.

@shayreilly7943 8 ай бұрын

He is amazing but he didn't animate he used an AI software for voices and video 🫡

@therealshocky 8 ай бұрын

its crazy how many celebrity appearances are on this episode of cold ones the bois have connections

@Niekberg 8 ай бұрын

Chad losing the cherry made me think of Po losing all his dumplings to master Shifu

@SteampunkHorse Күн бұрын

LMAO

@MicaSmash 8 ай бұрын

Man your videos just keep getting funnier and funnier! 😂

@NeoAemaeth 8 ай бұрын

Damn these ai voices are almost indistinguishable from the originals except for the overall tempo. Crazy 😂

@TerryFromAccounts 8 ай бұрын

Well, apart from Clarkson

@xa9590 8 ай бұрын

Great video. Loved the intros…..you guys have top notch editors/producers….lit the best I’ve seen. I had a smile on my face the entire episode…very entertaining!