"Girls, and I'm talking about my mom here" is up there as one of the greatest slime qoutes of all time lmao

sorry i have to say lud did NOT do QT's road rage story justice, the way she tells it on fear& and wine about it is so iconic she deserves an oscar for the performance she pulled in that car

after slime mentioned how nick will stop a joke to clarify something he doesn't understand I can't help but notice it

watching slime's analysis of the yard has broken my brain and i don't know if i'll ever be able to look at this pod the same way

slime’s body just doesn’t quit

Slime is the manifestation of getting a word/phrase stuck in your head and having to say it out loud in conversation

Aiden pissing on the floor when they lived together makes the clean argument so funny

The horse bomb bit is so great because through it slime thinks he's in on the joke and then it's revealed to actually be real, so well managed by aiden and nick

I feel like an important part of QT's road rage story (as told on new york times best selling podcast, Wine About It) is that she trolled the dude. He was yelling at her, and she started asking,'Can I please just say one thing? One thing-please? You're right. I'm a bad driver, but I can I just-' The guy eventually was like 'yeah, ok, what???' And then she stared, telling him to khs 😌

Slime might actually be returning to being a beast. He becomes more primal every ep

33:00 Ludwig just blinks like a hundred times a minute listening to Aimen through this bit and I cant look away

As a Fear&/Wine About It listener + casual stream enjoyer, listening to Ludwig butcher the road rage story twice was painful. It was so much more gloriously depraved lmao

@1:03:08. Hello Yard members. You should switch seats and also personalities - from left to right: nick, aiden, ludwig, slime (they just shuffle over one) - nick gets bullied, aiden acts like CEO and is french (the ethnic hire), ludwig goes extreme for laughs, slime drops one liners and disarms a bomb live on broadcast

"you remind me of a butch" is the greatest compliment a lesbian can possibly give a man

Lud tell the road rage story for like 4 minutes versus QT telling the whole story without leaving any details out and it being like 15 minutes long is hilarious

We Made Him Bald ⁽ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵉᵐⁱᵘᵐ⁾

Slime saying "natural eyes" and Nick being the only one to understand the "real eyes realize real lies" reference is fire

the bit about the Trojan horse is so funny becuase neither slime with his greek fire nor Ludwig about Achilles were right

I'm 16 minutes into this episode and was convinced I have been in a fever dream

"If you put a horse on a plane, it has to take off its shoes" Underrated

I just want to say when Ludwig said "boyfriend check" I was picking out flowers for my wife .

RESPECT THE ZIPPER is the classiest thing anyone could ever dream of saying in a road rage incident

Knowing Aiden is from Kelowna makes his adventures with the zaza make so much more sense 😂😂

i have never laughed so hard during an episode and i’m now stuck laying on the floor

Never realised that me having Nick as my fav Yard member was somehow tied to me being a lesbian lmao

Being from Vancouver, it’s insane how fked the fires from Kelowna are. Thankfully it’s not near Vancouver, but having it basically next door is so insane. Plus, the images are so crazy

I love when Slime is doing a bit and he can't stop laughing at how funny he is 🤣

"ludwig becomes maid" section is literally just the plot of jermas dollhouse

this episode was one of my favourites but it really made me realise I'm always on my phone.

When Aiden was talking about how luds and slime are messy when he’s the only one that has canonically pissed on the floor

I can't stop watching them making him bald - it's so iconic.

Ludwig on his Slime arc now.

Fuck man that "I knew he was a poser" directly after "I don't do anything anally" from Aimen is so incredibly good

As a lesbian, just trust us when we say "you look butch" is one of the highest forms of compliment

alexander shulgin would be proud of aiden

Aiden's "made in Vietnam" fucking shattered my funny bone for some reason

it's been like an hour and i'm still periodically thinking about "you use too much incel language :// i hope you fucking relapse." and doing the open mouth silent shocked laugh

I actually had a couple racist dogs! I was living in South Africa, and we adopted a pair of dogs from the pound that had lived on an Afrikaner (white) farm. They only barked at black and brown people out on the street. (They chilled out once they came through the gate)

Hell yeah weekly dose of the yarn podcast with aimen and ludpin ambers

Holy shit we get to hear the QT driving story on three different podcasts!?!?

I love when aiden's bisexual brain breaks

I like the part where they made him bald

I was worried about Aidan there for a bit, seemed like he was going pop a string. Glad you calmed him down! You guys make me laugh so much! Thanks for another good production. You guys are the best.

So was Ludwig's dad 6'7" in standard measurements or in Ludwig measurements?

Crazy that Aiden is mad about animals poopin in the house when he himself pissed on the floor

the natural progression of the yard is just impractical jokers

i love that i heard the qt road rage story three times now. on fear&, wine about it and now on the yard.

Idk why but this is the most times I've ever laughed out loud in a single Ep.

2CB is very common in the Netherlands and a pretty visual experience psychadelic without any of the mind bending confusing part.. :)

39:53 I love it when aimen talks about hard drugs on the pod, he should do it more

as a lesbian listener of the yard i can confirm nick is very lesbian-coded

Already know this is gonna be the best EP yet cuz Aimen is wearing pink

1:00:57 Naturalise. Natural Eyes. Big Naturals.

I think something is wrong with me, I’ve heard qt’s road rage story three times now

I want to watch QT and Slime play some League together

necessary request to bald, old man of 50 as to what I should think on the trivial topic of Lee nus teeth tips

Is Ludwig trying to send a message with his blinking? Because it is out of control.

logwig looking like cyr with those glasses

I once gave a guy who cut in front of me the exaggerated “thumbs up” and he literally lost his mind, more effective than the finger imo

If someone set up these mid rolls they are a troll legend. The placement right after mentions of death makes each ad hilarious to me by contrast 😂

this is cursed, y’all talked about road rage and i got screamed at and threatened literally today 10/10 very nice

Slime on steroids would be the ultimate hater. The amount of pure rage streams would be insane

man from BC canada here, i always assumed aiden was from ontario but hearing he’s from kelowna is a sucker punch to the face

You cannot tell me old shaved Ludwig didn't look homophobic af

I live in Oregon and we had to practice for “the big one” and when it hits the bottom of Oregon we have a minute- two minutes to get out of dodge

As a Canadian that experienced the fires and dealt with evacuations first hand at a evac centre it’s crazy that Aiden mentioned that and it’s wild to me I can date this episode so fuckin much

the chair swap thing is interesting because how you talk to people changes when you swap seats due ot being closer or farther from someone. but also like a lot of famous duos do the always stand on 1 side thing and it is noticeable once they swap.

2:45 2 minutes in and this is already an all timer dubbin

also slime is absolutely allowed to use the word butch (just in general ppl can if they're not being derogatory) but also bc in my professional lesbian opinion he would be a butch if he were one of us

its a good look for lud... i imagine that is one of the things the boys hate about him... even in his shame and loss... he is victorious

This ep was so good, the vibes were on. I needed this too because I just got scammed out of $1500

ACHILLES NEVER ENTERED THE WALLS OF TROY HE WAS DEAD BEFORE THEY MADE IT

hi, half japanese listener here! i'm not sure if anyone's interested, but i live in tokyo and our earthquake alarm system is pretty accurate. sometimes we don't get an alarm for the smaller ones (we have multiple earthquakes every day lol), but usually the alert is anywhere from one minute to a few seconds prior to the actual shake! I've always assumed some earthquakes are easier to predict than others, but it's definitely interesting!!!

My sister had me cat sit once, but she brought the cats to my apartment instead of me going to her place. They both got out and they weren't used to the area. Fun night

Aiden is nearing his breaking point

Slimes toes being so aggressively curled in the beginning is stressing me out

QT's road rage needs to be a clip. so fucking funny

Aiden is my goat for that Valorant bit. I have also been roasted by my friends for "feeding the trolls" and I never care because I have that little bit of hope, that telling those people how pathetic it is that their response to misery is to try and make others miserable, just might cause some introspection and make them act better

"off the ramp.. DOUBLE ORPHAN"

56:24 I’m from Nigeria, street view is available in the major cities here e.g Lagos, Abuja, Ibadan. And they are featured on geoguessr.

“You’re yelling at me but your beef is with the twink” I PROBABLY THE BEST THING SLIME HAS SAID TO NICK

Qt truly is perfect

im high and sad but you be funny. love u guys

I don’t play Valorant but we all know what it’s like to be in the fucking trenches gaming solo queuing comp anything

I’ve done 2CB, it was fun

For the Rayna they probably felt you were talking down to them it bent them out of shape and they recovered for that game.

If you haven't, watch the fear& clip where QT tells the whole road rage story. Its incredible

I like that lud caught pokes “grown ass man” bit

when you line up the boys in the correct order, a korok pops up (yahaha)

I got the earthquake warning about 15-20 seconds before I felt it. I was really surprised to see the notification, think "did I miss it?" and then feel it

I lost it When Slime send "look at this fucking kid"

So hyped that amen is a PIHKAL head. Mother…

As a FEMALE, Nick is my fave. I guess I can finally accept my sexuality now. Thanks, guys

They keep talking about dnd and I just wanna see them play it at this point cuz I can’t imagine it being any different then an episode but now with swords an magic

"Kill a gram" is likely the best words I've heard, ever

fire episode, slime was great

aiden please never stop wearing diffrent shirts for the ads its such a good visual que to skip over them

to add to the conversation about food delivery service ads, I got one for smoothies during a wildfire and one for hot coffee/chocolate during an ice storm, both devastating events to the region

I've been talking to a Tumblr core girl recently, and it has made me realize that so many of slimes reoccurring bits are just little hitchhikers from his Tumblr era Edit - broke her heart like she was a fucking vase, please flame me I deserve it

Nick said "Its my money and I want it... (Thought about saying now) immediately" 😂