He got pranked by children. It didn't end well. | The Yard
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This week, the boys talk about Ludwig surviving in the forest for 24 hours, Slime getting shot while driving, and what Aiden did at Smash Camp... (Episode 92)
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00:00:00 - intro
00:00:35 - mr beast plane video
00:01:18 - casey nicerack
00:01:50 - casey neistat's glasses
00:03:19 - slime's boxing intro song
00:03:45 - welcome back to the yard
00:03:55 - slime boxing
00:06:26 - who the boys would fight in the ring
00:08:01 - slime vs kids basketball match
00:11:30 - calling all yard families
00:14:35 - the last time slime shot a basketball
00:17:23 - aiden & nick went to smash camp
00:17:43 - aiden has an experience
00:19:10 - thick allen
00:22:45 - which drug peforms best in a crew battle
00:23:22 - frozen hands fox ditto's
00:24:09 - nick finds a restaurant online
00:26:07 - 'yo let me clean that ham'
00:31:00 - ludwig lied to an old person
00:32:10 - Native!
00:34:28 - aiden and his brother vs lebron
00:39:24 - ludwig survived 24 hours in the wood
00:40:50 - ludwig is in a foraging phase
00:42:06 - the herman miller ceo is under fire
00:43:04 - tech ceo drama
00:45:05 - the yacht incident
00:46:30 - the boys try to figure out who the president of india is
00:48:31 - forager ludwig
00:49:06 - running a marathon in your room
00:51:44 - mr beast white room torture
00:53:05 - slime get's shot
00:58:27 - the ASU rock thrower
01:00:28 - Hello Fresh!
01:03:21 - ludwig was scared to sleep in the tent...
01:03:55 - slime always sleeps on the floor
01:06:15 - chum
01:08:53 - slime would've haunted them kids
01:10:12 - if you could haunt one person, who is it?
01:11:47 - ludwig spoke to a psychic
01:16:54 - the reiki segment of the pod
01:18:00 - slime practices reiki
01:21:21 - ludwig loves picking up new things
01:22:04 - is foraging overrated?
01:23:41 - farmers dating show
01:24:35 - are cowboy hats cool?
01:27:45 - thanks for watching! (join our minecraft server)
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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@ItzHartBB Жыл бұрын
*me flipping down my welding helmet while ludwig claims he's blue collar* "That's my goat."
@TauntsForDays Жыл бұрын
He may be famous now, but you can never forget his humble beginnings at the literal blue collar, Best Buy
@arkain1 Жыл бұрын
@@TauntsForDays And getting fired, like a true blue-collar worker 😢
@dillster971 Жыл бұрын
@@TauntsForDays never forget when he was a merchant of death
@aniyilator 11 ай бұрын
@@dillster971ICONIC
@TomieGG Жыл бұрын
Mr. Beast could easily find a kid of each grade that plays basketball for Slime to play.
@ebenezer-scrooge Жыл бұрын
ive always thought it would be surprisingly easy for mr breast just to kidnap children and make them work in a sweatshop making karl grilled cheeses
@anactualseagull5980 Жыл бұрын
@@ebenezer-scrooge Shhhhh they dont know yet
@jamesmccomb9525 Жыл бұрын
Mr Beast can sniff out children from miles away like a shark smells blood in the ocean.
@Booyah1107 Жыл бұрын
Great ep as always
@ghostkill221 Жыл бұрын
Are you a better baller than a 5th grader, have Slime compete in a gauntlet of children and see when he loses.
@Momonocle Жыл бұрын
"I wanna forage your brains out of your fuckin' skull" - has to be the most insane statement ever uttered during an ad read. The Yard never disappoints, these companies are getting ever bang for their buck.
@muqmanor Жыл бұрын
Dawg literally the previous episode Slime said "your bones will litter the space between moments" during an ad read LMAO
@Jp_-dd1rl Жыл бұрын
“I’ll take ur teeth out and put them on my AirPods case” was one of the wildest things I’ve ever heard on The Yard and it was for an AD READ😭😭😭
@dagoon1012 11 ай бұрын
@@muqmanorwe
@tiaraguy7705 Ай бұрын
@@Jp_-dd1rlreading these is insane
@strawbunnyy Жыл бұрын
ludwig talking abt foraging like he isn’t the type of guy to mistake a destroying angel for an oyster mushroom
@strawbunnyy Жыл бұрын
be honest with me, is this roast too niche
Жыл бұрын
I can relate too tho it's cool as hell when u see a Virginia Pepperweed or a dandelion or yellow woodsorrel and you know you can just eat it and it tastes good lol
@strawbunnyy Жыл бұрын
@ i’m super into foraging but you’re lying to yourself if you think dandelion tastes good on its own :P
@princessaria Жыл бұрын
I definitely wouldn’t trust a wild carrot that Ludwig found in the forest.
@helleedorsen1736 Жыл бұрын
I love Ludwig switching up on Thick Allen lmao
@Mirtual Жыл бұрын
He switched bro
@CaptainCa5per Жыл бұрын
Lud switched real quick
@A55A553N Жыл бұрын
Lud says he wants to go look at kids, but doesn’t want the yard kid pageant. this is really conflicting
@grantdotjpg Жыл бұрын
It is an adult only kids pageant
@redboot3911 Жыл бұрын
Asking if a kid is "locked into a good middle school" is so funny 😂
@chilledpenguins8381 Жыл бұрын
I'm sick, and the "Let me clean that ham" made me laugh so hard i couldn't breath from coughing. What a legend.
@deathswells Жыл бұрын
Can we acknowledge that Aiden is guilty of the crime of saying "bolth" when trying to say both
@Papi_C Жыл бұрын
Dude I can’t help myself from doing it either. It’s just embedded in my dialect no matter what I do.
@itsyaboi1245 Жыл бұрын
Dialects are dope
@-Antology Жыл бұрын
canadians are wild
@vampledample Жыл бұрын
@@-Antology as another canadian i can confirm
@OhDeeDoubleU Жыл бұрын
And Ludwig can only say ‘ether’ instead of other
@holyESSAYchaiT Жыл бұрын
Ooh I learned about this from the new ContraPoints video! When they were talking about whether Aiden and his brother could beat Hasan 2v1, and then changed it to Lebron, Ludwig did a motte and bailey argument where he said something ridiculous as bait and then walked it back to a more defensible position to make his opponent look dumb. Glad to see Ludwig expand his repertoire beyond logical fallacies and straw-men
@ricochico1144 Жыл бұрын
Ludwig's a strawman main with a Motte and Bailey pocket pick depending on the matchup
@alexantone5532 Жыл бұрын
@@ricochico1144 slime’s def an ad hominem main
@hovesssharedspace8490 Жыл бұрын
damn, cerebrum mains here in this thread
@-Antology Жыл бұрын
And nick as the one prefrontal cortex main
@legojedimasterplokoon2173 Жыл бұрын
The motte and bailey fallacy is literally a fallacy. Lud still sticks to the logical fallacies
@ziwuri Жыл бұрын
Look at Nick's face at 40:12. I love how vividly you can see him computing the image of what Slime's describing in real time.
@Ishsa Жыл бұрын
It'd be a terrific bit to have slime in creator clash and just give him the most insane mismatch. Put him against IDAT
@Free_Hubert Жыл бұрын
If there’s 1 thing I know, slime shouldn’t have been within 100 feet of them kids
@milkae985 Жыл бұрын
But a dead kid however would’ve been fine
@user-lb6xi3nf3o Жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t trust Slime at the official Yard CP
@ebenezer-scrooge Жыл бұрын
my brother ebenezer
@Hahlen Жыл бұрын
But he was so cool and chill with those kids
@fireyoshi360 Жыл бұрын
jpro pfp is so based and hopepilled
@azerath8876 Жыл бұрын
Ludwig’s foraging and reiki arc was unexpected
@hiph0p0p0tamus9 Жыл бұрын
Aiden acting like a jock is so fucking funny. I would love to see that kid play ball. I'm sure he is a baller LMAO
@henderjenkins2467 Жыл бұрын
Slime is so funny dude, "I wanna spend years inside your body, and I want no clothes on, I want a leaf like i'm adam" (Slime 33:49)
@Jason_Cavae Жыл бұрын
Slime comparing the diarrhea bathroom to dark souls storytelling got me good
@perizydal4403 Жыл бұрын
Best thumbnail. I love how the image of Anthony "Slime" Bruno being hit on the head with an egg. It really says a lot about the nature of this world, and the influences social media has on our future generation. Bravo.
@NickyTeallMusic Жыл бұрын
They were all laughing at slime for making the whoosh noise but he was just thinking about the audio listeners
@MyNameIsNyx Жыл бұрын
environmental storytelling was a banger line and its a shame it got ignored. #justiceforslime
@Teddybomb Жыл бұрын
when slime said "i'm a pitbull" and no one made a 'mr worldwide/bald' joke, i know this podcast was ending. mark the date: 20/4/2023
@kilroymoa Жыл бұрын
Blaze it
@odeliahandy7991 Жыл бұрын
British person spotted- opinion invalid
@khalilmartinez6063 Жыл бұрын
stinky stinky european
@aniyilator 11 ай бұрын
EURO SPOTTED 🫵😲
@destroythemanb07 Жыл бұрын
Doing molly and playing shiek is actually an old Buddhist technique for finding clarity under immense emotional distress. It's kinda like meditating under a waterfall
@abeeplus Жыл бұрын
The India president convo was so goofy man. As soon as they asked for “President” i knew they were gonna get confused lmao
@Papi_C Жыл бұрын
There was a few kids in my town that liked to throw rocks on an overpass. One day they threw a huge stone and it went straight through a woman’s windshield and killed her instantly. The overpass has huge barriers on the side now.
@therealone8725 Жыл бұрын
Oh
@gusn4652 Жыл бұрын
how wholesome!
@arkain1 Жыл бұрын
Did they ever find the kid who killed her?
@aniyilator 11 ай бұрын
That's fucked--hey put em up in AZ too, but what's stupid about it is that you can still very easily drop things off the sidewalk since they basically put curved planks up to cover the holes. Tangential thought here though, do y'all remember the guy that was sniping people in their cars on the highway several years ago? They never caught him so I just think about that sometimes.
@antlerbraum2881 11 ай бұрын
Huh…
@Extension_cord11 Жыл бұрын
Nicks hair is looking mad nice this ep
@captainchickennugget1085 Жыл бұрын
had the same thought
@lucasspinks1025 Жыл бұрын
Ludwig, "You guys sound so culturally ignorant." *10 seconds later* "We'll do that Haku" while talking about Australians lmao
@jellyfish1433 Жыл бұрын
After y’all said to send Nick basket ball videos, all I did was feel bad for Nick having to open up a ton of videos where the kid screams “yeah” and a ton of videos where it’s Trey saying he has a basket ball game tomorrow 😂
@beanpwnz Жыл бұрын
ludwig had that unhinged energy this episode.
@Hakeemie Жыл бұрын
Basketball Edit was so good, hope you let archie fle his creative muscles for the 100th ep!
@acerpalmatum Жыл бұрын
I'm so here for the Ludwig foraging arc There's so many wonderful forageable plants in California
@mn_steelyboi648 Жыл бұрын
“Let me clean that ham” is iconic. Gonna have to add that to the vernacular.
@Bidens_Diaper Жыл бұрын
The irony of foraging being an insanely white collar hobby 🤣
@michaelkartman3543 Жыл бұрын
1:02:30 dude no podcast has ever made me wheeze this fucking hard during a goddamn Hello Fresh ad. You guys are out of your fucking minds and I love it thank you for the 🤌🏻 content. 🙇♂️
@jasonjavelin Жыл бұрын
I was an SRM major with a focus in Outdoor Education and we had a wild edibles section of one of our classes. It was the most based shit when my professor just started eating plants while our class was all walking on campus one day. Tried the plants with some class mates and it was pretty good just like lettuce
@a_bit_stale3075 Жыл бұрын
I feel like Nick's hair looks really nice in this episode
@SKULLKR3W Жыл бұрын
It’s cause he’s effortlessly cool
@Zadow Жыл бұрын
If Aiden wants more farmer wants a wife there is so much of the Australian version
@stormlord121 Жыл бұрын
15:31 if you want to see Slime shock the boys with his basketball skills.
@cryptidcorviid 7 күн бұрын
as someone who does forage, its half eating random plants to freak people out, half making random teas and jams.
@jsnmdn2738 Жыл бұрын
With Slime bringing up Herman Miller just proves that he is really Mogul Mail in a wig this whole time
@Zonicoi1 Жыл бұрын
Slime's immediate response of "I can shoot you with a gun!" To Ludwig killed me, a true American right there
@unirainbow4063 Жыл бұрын
great timing! this was uploaded just when i was looking for something to watch
@tacotitan7688 Жыл бұрын
20:06 Aiden looks like the thumbnail from the mushroom episodes but for real
@beanie2571 Жыл бұрын
it actually dpes oh my god 💀
@mtchfgc Жыл бұрын
farmer wants a wife has been an australian reality tv staple for like 6 years now. it’s peak television.
@desertshadow4806 Жыл бұрын
i listened to the pod while driving and then watched the vid without sound and i must say while slimes reiki transcends the screen - the audio experience was better
@csanadtemesvari9251 Жыл бұрын
The yard not naming an episode "*insert something that happened*. It didn't go well" any%
@deezipp Жыл бұрын
58:37 there were actually 10 shootings on I-10 in 2015, 8 from actual bullets, and 2 from unidentified objects. They never found the shooter
@Stephanie-zb2ib Жыл бұрын
As a cowboy enthusiast, I’m glad there are allies in this world
@zelesclate Жыл бұрын
Alternative medicine that works is called medicine
@Sbshooters Жыл бұрын
Perfect timing with my lunchbreak love the Yard!
@benjamin6261 Жыл бұрын
The funniest joke on the Yard is that they switch between factor and hello fresh as a sponsor every other week😭
@ManuelRodriguez-bs6qk Жыл бұрын
Video idea: use wires to psychic force push nick in front of slime to the point that he believes in psychic abilities and that Ludwig has the most powerful of them.
@pjruscito Жыл бұрын
reiki is what mr miyagi did to the karate kid when he got hurt in the tournament
@Frawkesish Жыл бұрын
If Slime is Mother.. wouldn't the more entertaining fight be with Dad instead of Myth?
@Avendesora Жыл бұрын
My first boss let her dog die a painful death because she wanted to cure its cancer with reiki instead of seeing a vet. Reiki kills
@SKULLKR3W Жыл бұрын
No stupidity kills
@Avendesora Жыл бұрын
@@SKULLKR3W You aren't disagreeing with me.
@frogbirds Жыл бұрын
Ludwig is going the Tom Cruise way with this psychic arc. Putting money on his next scam being crystal related lol
@torrix_4595 Жыл бұрын
The editing in this episode was very good! Props to the editor! 😁😁😁
@areyoucircumcised84 Жыл бұрын
Damn these guys are really funny together, they should make a game show
@SageO6PathzGON 21 күн бұрын
Bro idek how this is possible. I woke up to my phone under my stomach and this episode is playing. I wasnt even on youtube 💀 regardless as im picking it up to turn it off i hear 10:00 WHICH IS WHEN THE GANG IS ROASTING SLIME SAYING HOW HE COULDNT BEAT A SINGLE HS BB PLAYER AND AIDEN SAYS HE COULDNT BEAT A 2ND GRADER 💀💀💀💀 this pod is from a year ago and its finally happened. What a time to be alive man
@heyitsnobody Жыл бұрын
Was waiting for this.
@callofdutyclipz8252 Жыл бұрын
Waited to but the patreon till just now, bout to grind out these bonus episodes
@xtiff1592 Жыл бұрын
Let’s get some more of this vampire diaries twitches talk boys
@churropapi2204 Жыл бұрын
Glad Lud is finally taking a stance
@Exxo107 Жыл бұрын
Unironically, a good boxing match up would be Slime v. AB. Slime would be so overly confident fighting a guy who lost twice and you could market it as The Yard v. H3.
@johnnykiehn1872 Жыл бұрын
Ludwig being Lao G from One Piece for that whole India section
@samglover7803 Жыл бұрын
ok psychic battle, you hire two psychics, and ask both of them separately the same set of questions, and then whoever gets the most things right wins and is the better psychic.
@KaelynSmith-bc9ww Жыл бұрын
as someone at the ASU polytech campus, it's really just for engineering and pre-med students, not really any urban planning or GIS majors here, that's mostly on the tempe or downtown campuses.
@OptimalMaleBody Жыл бұрын
Ludwig is just a crystal guy :(
@SKULLKR3W Жыл бұрын
Are you really surprised
@baileyk Жыл бұрын
yeah but they give crazy dome so
@lumppump1182 Жыл бұрын
the yard dont end a title with "it didnt end well." challenge level impossible
@maddee4543 Жыл бұрын
I always forget how passionate Aiden is about sports
@glieb Жыл бұрын
thumbnail is wild on this one lmaooo
@LukeNasti Жыл бұрын
So glad that these guys post weekly, I can only tolerate 12 and a half minutes of their videos per day
@pankkakae Жыл бұрын
"You're digging the hole"? Yea I am, im a dwarf, im diggy digging a hole
@docN386 Жыл бұрын
much love my dudes , you always lighten up mt day ❤️
@Mirtual Жыл бұрын
Watch the video first what if it sucks
@docN386 Жыл бұрын
@@Mirtual lol i did half way through or something like that i posted a comment
@docN386 Жыл бұрын
@@Mirtual an edward will be big in your life just saying
@poliglet Жыл бұрын
New video idea whoever beats slime in a fight gets their college tuition paid
@uhhhhhhhhhmmm Жыл бұрын
12:15 ACTUALLY MADE ME LOL
@mr.positive6259 Жыл бұрын
56:04 this story reminded me of a time I threw a pinecone at a service fan driving by, trying to look cool infront of this girl. Dude slamssss his brakes and the guy starts talking to me pretty much same way slime describing lol. Scared the shit out of me and thankfully my mom wasn’t home, lol lesson learned
@taylifts Жыл бұрын
I wish more people would approach shit like Slime, especially teachers and parents. Most of the time the kid learns after getting caught/reprimanded and punishment is just overkill. Kids are just dumb and think they can get away with anything and once they realize they can't that's usually enough
@peter7077 Жыл бұрын
I love the yard and it makes me envy conversations like these I would want with friends
@NutBoy46 Жыл бұрын
slime should've taken those kids for his basketball 1v1's
@UnderfundedScientist Жыл бұрын
The editors really out here putting in work
@poji4781 Жыл бұрын
Edward, indeed, would be big in anyone's life. Well put.
@connor9777 Жыл бұрын
this may be the funniest yard episode yet tbh
@kre8ify Жыл бұрын
lol in Serbia we did dating shows on farms like 15 years ago, it went so great they did an entire reality show for bunch of seasons that was also farm themed
@mbabaneamputee7725 Жыл бұрын
molly at smash camp has to be a top 10 life experience
@CritikalJari Жыл бұрын
Its that time of the week again yardigans 🙏
@painthen Жыл бұрын
the farmer searching for a wife show has been a thing for years in austria, it's basically culture at this point
@retraceyourvods Жыл бұрын
The ham cleaning would be amazing animated
@mtt4639 Жыл бұрын
I love the random dota references from slime 🤣🤣
@Eighty_Ninety Жыл бұрын
Ludwig said a lot of crazy shit this episode but especially this bit at 39:11, I think he might've been gummied up on this day
@NM-do8qi Жыл бұрын
I went to ASU and its extra funny to me how accurate slime is for the bit with minor details
@alexpina7955 Жыл бұрын
Lud got offended so quick lmao so funny !
@slashbat2375 Жыл бұрын
Ludwig just wearing normal ass shoes on the yard is kinda trippy
@KilometresPerHour Жыл бұрын
The last thing I was expecting to hear was nick casually pulling out that Aiden did molly
@nocloxt Жыл бұрын
ep 100 “slime goes to prison for child abuse?” *pog face point to alcatraz*
@xRiizo Жыл бұрын
Let's go, this is going to be another good one!
@kos_aka_kosm Жыл бұрын
Myth VS Alrite man would go absolutely crazy
@flamgirlantquanxi Жыл бұрын
Ok ngl although Ludwig been doing this for years i feel like slime is just as good at Thumbnail faces if not better
@costcobongwater Жыл бұрын
I didn't think they could top the dogs in lab coats tangent, but they got there
@thebobgoblin Жыл бұрын
I feel like ludwig has never seen the game of basketball or has any idea how it works.
@matthewritt8836 Жыл бұрын
I had a really bad nervous system issue and my mother made me try reiki and that shit did not work at all. It was the worst massage ever.
@SKULLKR3W Жыл бұрын
Have you tried a cup tire
@CarrerasCorradosCoffee Жыл бұрын
Ludwig thinking Ghandi was the last Indian president at 47:25 lmao