we NEED to talk about the tortured poets department TRACK LIST 🚨 😵💫 🆘
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Күн бұрынdivas....divas....DIVAS!!! this is an international emergency. Taylor Swift randomly announced her track list for the tortured poets department, and it is full of juice, mess, and excellence. plus we've got features from POST MALONE and FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE ?!?!?! let's dig into all the clues and signs I've deduced from this very minimal information....one thing we know for sure is that it's sooooo Joever for Joe Always the heirloom turkey. amen!
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@theswiftologist 4 ай бұрын
Girls this is what happens when you make an EMERGENCY VIDEO AND YOU DONT PUT YOUR CONTACTS IN ….. THE FIRST TRACK IS FALLED FORTNIGHT NOT FOOTNOTE!!!!!and fresh out the slammer not summer too … girls put your prescription glasses on. LEARN FROM THIS
@37nanaa_ 4 ай бұрын
also it's fresh out the slammer not summer 😂
@ilikehoodies1658 4 ай бұрын
It’s okay Zach we all know it happens 😂 These emergency videos are more important than anything!!
@heabooktubes 4 ай бұрын
The way I didn’t even question you even though I’d already read all the names.
@brimussy 4 ай бұрын
sleep well zack its been a long day
@Mattstravaganza 4 ай бұрын
If only this was the only victim of no contacts
@mereken7672 4 ай бұрын
"he could be my jailer" to "fresh out the slammer" I'M DONE
@kitchensinkchronicles3272 4 ай бұрын
RIGHT?!?! i'm actually glad this'll come out before rep tv bc omg....
@twobluestripes 4 ай бұрын
Oh good catch
@rishithacharlapalli 4 ай бұрын
This is actually crazy
@BrunetteGiant 4 ай бұрын
MY MOUTH JUST DROPPED
@macymiller3417 4 ай бұрын
Never thought of this and now I’m gasping!! He most likely tried to keep her to himself and now shes out the slammer!!
@mereken7672 4 ай бұрын
the alchemy meaning attempting to turn a basic inexpensive metal into gold but failing, when she constantly described joe as gold... I’M GONNA THROW UP
@Rebel_without_a_clue 4 ай бұрын
You are SO right omgg
@cc1526 4 ай бұрын
This is CRAZY. These have to be her most telling and connected song titles ever. Oh I am so seated.
@justsomegirl_xiii 4 ай бұрын
I am unwell
@ziyuelai4781 4 ай бұрын
OH MY GOD
@evakramer8401 4 ай бұрын
BRO OUCH
@yosho145 4 ай бұрын
“So long, London” it's giving “you made me hate this city” from happier than ever, and IM HERE FOR IT
@gildanonofyabiznez6430 4 ай бұрын
Omg yesssss
@mostofmeghan8069 4 ай бұрын
Also “I Hate Boston“ by Renee Rapp
@imawakemymindisalive13 4 ай бұрын
how’d you make me hate boston 😅
@camillefaith2005 4 ай бұрын
@@mostofmeghan8069 Hearing that song live altered my brain chemistry.
@abbie570 4 ай бұрын
" you will never be removed from the narrative" takes me to ' touch me & you'll never be alone'
@ultravioletpisces3666 4 ай бұрын
Ooohhh that puts a new “shade” of meaning on it
@GingaNinjaTV13 4 ай бұрын
It’s giving “I’d very much like to be removed from this narrative”
@theswiftologist 4 ай бұрын
WELL YESSSSS
@anjad.3656 4 ай бұрын
Is he ready for it...?
@kitchensinkchronicles3272 4 ай бұрын
oh this makes ready for it seem so sinister and i love it. this album is gonna make rep tv EAT she knew what she was doing
@claryy8 4 ай бұрын
half of these track titles are giving SLAY, and the other half are giving unhinged, and I’m SO here for it 💅🏻
@brittanyr9471 4 ай бұрын
I'm so excited for these Unhinged tracks. When I saw she has a song Slut! I had a very different vision of what it would sound like. So now I'm just chomping at the bit to see what these are because I can't even begin to guess.
@lesliem7862 4 ай бұрын
Track 1 is fortnight
@meong6386 4 ай бұрын
Yall my friend has the new theory abt TTPD >> kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bMqqi6qf1LOnnGQ.htmlfeature=shared
@dancegidance 4 ай бұрын
No days off ologist!
@tayluvofficial 4 ай бұрын
Preach ✨🤍
@ShahMaran15 4 ай бұрын
She’s really making him work 😂
@brittanyr9471 4 ай бұрын
Swift-overtime-ologist
@CMarie2415 4 ай бұрын
"it's giving thanksgiving cookout" dying
@anjad.3656 4 ай бұрын
The turkey's gonna get STUFFED 😅
@agrace2710 4 ай бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😭
@macymiller3417 4 ай бұрын
Cracks me up every time
@KieranP-wr9nl 4 ай бұрын
Not the turkey lurkey time 😂
@alexisreyes8111 4 ай бұрын
Can someone remind me why he calls him heirloom turkey? 😂
@Hannah_Klttn 4 ай бұрын
"But Daddy I love him" is giving me little mermaid vibes 🧜♀️ it's what she said to her dad about prince Eric. Would also make sense with the narrative - two people who are in love but living in different worlds, she's loosing her voice to be with him in his world etc 🌊🐟
@Raelven 4 ай бұрын
Epic. That's a profound take on the title.
@Hannah_Klttn 4 ай бұрын
@@Raelven ❤❤❤
@wa11ie 4 ай бұрын
remember when she dressed up as the little mermaid for new years a couple of years back? like i‘m sure it‘s unrelated but i can‘t stop thinking about it with this reading.
@Rebecca-bz6ph 4 ай бұрын
Oooh I got the little mermaid reference but kudos on pointing out the connection with losing your voice! I wonder who ursula is then? Big machine?
@harshitasriv98 4 ай бұрын
@@Rebecca-bz6phunfortunately I think its joe I mean he clearly didn't want her to be a pop star anymore
@wgrodrig5651 4 ай бұрын
I think The Manuscript is about how she had written the story and how she thought it would go down but it didn’t work out that way and now the book can’t be published as it was originally written.
@amandaleighplans 4 ай бұрын
I love this
@alexisreyes8111 4 ай бұрын
Damn I feel like this is spot on! Excited to revisit these predictions when it’s out ahh!!
@amierulbaharin765 4 ай бұрын
Love this comment! I think this would probably be the opposite of Mastermind. In Mastermind, she is the one who initiated everything, and everything goes according to her plan like "dominoes". But in this song, she again planned everything but it doesn't goes according to her plan
@alainaamichelle 4 ай бұрын
I love this take on it! Could also potentially end with a Begin Again moment: something about turning a new page or writing a new story, to end the album on a hopeful note.
@wgrodrig5651 4 ай бұрын
@@amierulbaharin765 thinking about it some more (because that’s what we do) since in Mastermind she mentions how he knew that she had “planned it”, what if this is a reverse uno and she caught on that he devised a plan to keep her locked away and she broke free, so she changed the manuscript. I swear this woman puts my mind to work overtime. If I only put this much effort into other areas of my life 😂😂😂🙈
@tay_rizul 4 ай бұрын
London boy to So long, London, this track 5 is gonna HIT
@annaphallactic 4 ай бұрын
I kinda think/hope that So Long, London is a love song for the city itself and all the things that will no longer be a part of her life now that the relationship is over. Like a reverse Uno Welcome to New York.
@tay_rizul 4 ай бұрын
@@annaphallactic oo that's possible, but I feel like it will more of a deep cut since it is track 5
@macymiller3417 4 ай бұрын
@@annaphallacticA sad good bye to the city but a welcome goodbye to the London Boy
@sarahnovaes8707 4 ай бұрын
Idk about your prediction for “the alchemy” because alchemy is highly associated with gold… and joe is the “golden” boy. She used gold whenever she would talk about their happiness so I think it’ll be about how she would think it was golden but it was just a trick or magician’s work. Also, did you notice “my muses that I acquired like bruises” muses as in the lakes… This album is going to be DESTRUCTIVE.
@walkingtheline1729 4 ай бұрын
It could be that she tried to make him gold
@cottage-core_ 4 ай бұрын
Midas touch on the Chevy door
@tiffanyvantine3322 4 ай бұрын
Alchemy, in that you’re trying to turn something into gold, will never work. It is impossible (for humans), because gold is an element. So if Tay’s talking about alchemy, she could be talking about a failed experiment that she thought would produce a golden result. Additionally, literature and society have often depicted alchemists as obsessive and unhinged in their pursuits. Frollo, the evil priest in the Hunchback of Notre Dame, was an alchemist (book, not Disney movie).
@twobluestripes 4 ай бұрын
Excellent takes happening in this thread
@meaganbastos 4 ай бұрын
@@tiffanyvantine3322 love this take! My first thought was that it would be a reflection on how she turns the grief of her heartbreaks into gold in the form of her art that then brings healing for her and others.
@maryalicefike4704 4 ай бұрын
not the release date being the day America called for independence from Britain, starting the revolutionary war……
@spiritranger9202 4 ай бұрын
🤯
@Rebel_without_a_clue 4 ай бұрын
….the great war anyone hihiii
@LifewithKrystle 4 ай бұрын
And the day all her friends unfollowed Joe
@Goat.Cheese 4 ай бұрын
The Great War 😢
@gildanonofyabiznez6430 4 ай бұрын
Her mind omg
@thete5231 4 ай бұрын
I cannot express how thankful I am for these 🚨EMERGENCY VIDEOS🚨
@MobyFitzwilliam 4 ай бұрын
As Stevie Nicks so wisely said, "you'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loved you."
@Illyriamars 4 ай бұрын
Well NOW I need her to release a song called Footnote because that analysis of something that doesn't even exist had me gagged.
@nickybull2361 4 ай бұрын
Same!!!!!!!! Wtf is Fortnite going to be able, a dumbass video game?! We demand footnote NOW 😂
@calliea3336 4 ай бұрын
@@nickybull2361Fortnight means fourteen nights, so I’m guessing it’s going to be about a particular two-week period of time. It’s more commonly used in Great Britain, but you’ll find it a lot in older American writings. It fits well thematically with Midnights, imo, where we got a series of snapshots of different points in her life…songs, in the original release of Midnights, from thirteen late nights. If TPD is something of a continuation of Midnights, “Fortnight” is the fourteenth night.
@SoFarSaturnz 4 ай бұрын
@@nickybull2361the meaning of a fortnight is actually the timespan of 14 days :)
@astaldaron9724 4 ай бұрын
@@nickybull2361 girl it's Fortnight, meaning 2 weeks not Fortnite 💀
@whispycake64 4 ай бұрын
the all lowercase "loml" is reminding me so much of how differently "I love you" and "ily" are usually perceived. I love you has infinitely more power and emotion tied to it than a passive ily. i think "Love of my life" means something completely different than "loml" to taylor. i think thats why its stylized that way!
@aaliyahfoster2705 4 ай бұрын
I keep thinking of that Surf Mesa song that was popping like a few years ago with "ily". lol
@sofemininewithgrace2198 4 ай бұрын
The first track is called Fortnight not Footnote 😭 You analyzed and drew parallels to a non-existent track
@ruaaxd 4 ай бұрын
yeahh lmao
@brimussy 4 ай бұрын
well he said it himself- this is gonna be mental illness and delusional. we're just kiki-ing
@canoe2455 4 ай бұрын
help😂
@Peachetteshowtime 4 ай бұрын
😭
@r1tw1k 4 ай бұрын
same with fresh out the slammer 😭no-days-off-ologist!
@FreyaFreyaWillow 4 ай бұрын
oh oh bet Joe will rue the day he kissed a writer in the dark… after this album release!! and we are here for it!
@Experilandscape 4 ай бұрын
Lmao
@junainahrahman4156 4 ай бұрын
A Lorde + Taylor collab will fill the void within me
@Ozymandi_as 4 ай бұрын
You seem to have judged him in advance and can barely wait for his punishment to be carried out. If he is such a terrible person, why was Taylor with him for 6 years? Naive, impressionable and easily manipulated? She wasn't a 19 / 20 year-old anymore. I think the truth might be a little bit more complicated than that.
@macymiller3417 4 ай бұрын
@@Ozymandi_asJoe isn’t a terrible person. He was there for her when she wanted to hide away but seems like he wanted to keep her away and that was not what she wanted. Trying to suppress who someone is, is wrong. Then seems like he started to just tolerate her instead of love her. It’s sad but sometimes relationship falling outs take years. It’s not as simple as you may think either. It’s easy to love someone, be hurt and come back.
@ayomidedareabel5525 4 ай бұрын
@@Ozymandi_as you act like women don't stay with bad men for a long period of time. She thought she could fix him as she had already invested too much time in the relationship. That didn't work out and she quickly realized that
@GingaNinjaTV13 4 ай бұрын
“But daddy I love him” is the line Ariel says to Triton before he destroys her statue of Prince Eric in The Little Mermaid
@darraghcollins1374 4 ай бұрын
“Down bad” means you’re obsessed with someone and you’re sad that you’re not with them romantically
@dlusk537 4 ай бұрын
Oooooh
@monsemora2964 4 ай бұрын
Ooooo😮
@jeeaux2w2w865t 4 ай бұрын
Ahhhhh
@quibblcr 4 ай бұрын
So this is basically my love life 😭
@gigin6534 4 ай бұрын
Do people not know this?
@LLenaaaaa 4 ай бұрын
as a chiefs fan who got into taylor because of travis this is the first era/album release that i will be a part of and i'm already loving the messy boots on the ground reporting. You're hilarious. I love the content 😂❤ Edit: Y'all are the sweetest. It will be a fun ride that's for sure!!! Love thhe positivy and vibes!! ❤❤😂
@brittanyphillips9157 4 ай бұрын
Welcome to the family 🤣
@TiffanyTeaLeaves 4 ай бұрын
Welcome 🥂 we’re all mad here 🎩 🐇 have the best time 🎉
@user-to2sc3cm6m 4 ай бұрын
Welcome. Swiftologist is hilarious and is your one stop shop for people who love Taylor but also love all her insanity and bonkersness too. And as someone in the exact opposite situation, I'm spearheading a Chiefs party for my son's preschool now that football is a thing in my life. haha.
@jillsarah7356 4 ай бұрын
Welcome! 🫶
@winniebee7561 4 ай бұрын
WELCOME BABES 💛 let us hold hands through this era TOGETHER
@keatonhayes6636 4 ай бұрын
so a while ago Harry Styles wore a shirt with "but daddy I love him" on it and apparently it's iconic in his fandom. people are freaking out about it but tbh I really really don't want her to go that far back again.
@happygirl7387 4 ай бұрын
He also has a song titled 'Love of my Life's bht honestly doubt it's connected
@purplebutterfly314 4 ай бұрын
It could also be just a little mermaid reference, since she gave up her voice to be with a man 😬
@timarahmcintosh3592 4 ай бұрын
@@purplebutterfly314I’m so hoping this is the case! Little mermaid parallel would be amazing
@wa11ie 4 ай бұрын
i don‘t think there‘s a real connection there. ‚but daddy i love him‘ is just a thing. i also don‘t think she‘ll go that far back, i think this is going to give us a lot of insight on her relationship with joe and how they were on and off and kept together by a series of circumstances until the last bit of cliff she was clinging to crumbled away.
@honestlyali28 4 ай бұрын
I immediately thought of that bc I'm more of a harry fan than Taylor ngl but theres no way thats a haylor song like 😭😭😭
@spectralplasma 4 ай бұрын
Florence was not what I was expecting but dear God I need to hear it asap
@jonasreich3607 4 ай бұрын
What the hell zach???!!! GET SOME SLEEP
@jennsan8018 4 ай бұрын
The album release sent him straight into a manic episode
@ultravioletpisces3666 4 ай бұрын
Lol
@sydneynowak8038 4 ай бұрын
It actually leaked in late Jan and nobody believed them because everyone thought it was a random album concept by a fan. They actually told the name and track titles and features too.
@dancegidance 4 ай бұрын
Where can I find this?! This is the second comment I’ve seen claiming it was already leaked
@LifewithKrystle 4 ай бұрын
Yes all the track titles were correct except for the last one. It seems the last one was either retitled the manuscript or it’s an entirely different song left off the album and they added the manuscript instead. Or perhaps it will be an extra bonus song for a target edition or something
@sydneynowak8038 4 ай бұрын
@@LifewithKrystle maybe the name was changed. Or she's gonna add it to a exclusive target vinyl later.
@TheWurzelx3 3 ай бұрын
@@sydneynowak8038that's what happened
@snowwhiterosered8571 4 ай бұрын
This is coming out 12 days after my due date. I’ll be sleep deprived, rocking my newborn to sleep with this album
@electron-Volt 4 ай бұрын
💗
@lizzyb125 4 ай бұрын
Congratulations! I'm due early July 🤍🤍🤍
@elizzybec 4 ай бұрын
Congrats to you soon to be moms!! Hopefully all goes well and you will be holding your babies and listening to a new Taylor album!! Could the world be any better.
@nickybull2361 4 ай бұрын
And crying 😂
@calliea3336 4 ай бұрын
Congratulations! May you have a smooth, safe delivery, lots of support, and the best sleep possible under the circumstances 💕
@ksjo1881 4 ай бұрын
I believe the "All is fair in love in poetry" is indirectly addressing Joe (and past boys) always saying they hope she doesn't write about the relationship after a breakup.
@gabrieln9145 4 ай бұрын
What I’m getting from The Manuscript is Mastermind Dear Reader vibes. I think it’ll be about how she’s had a specific plan for everything but the manuscript ended up going in an unexpected route ie. Not being with Joe, potentially hinting at Travis
@annaarampatzis1079 4 ай бұрын
Maybe there's a connection to 'don't read the last page' and 'if the story's over, why am I still writing pages' - a more long-winded Story of Us.
@Emmy-rw8yl 4 ай бұрын
I am LIVING for the unhinged song names 😭❤ “but daddy i love him”, “so long,London” and “I can fix him (no really can)” are just a FEW of the unhinged names I love 😭
@colt.dy12 4 ай бұрын
WE'RE IN THE POETS ERA!! (what do we call this.... tortured era? poets era? department era?)
@ruaaxd 4 ай бұрын
tpd era
@novafranklin4943 4 ай бұрын
Real I see it as the “TTPD Era” or just poet’s era if we’re beeing honest
@kaydentillery 4 ай бұрын
The Tortured Poets Era 🤍
@ultravioletpisces3666 4 ай бұрын
Lol tortured era sounds so fun and dramatic
@tefu3621 4 ай бұрын
The tortured era 😂
@sonja4990 4 ай бұрын
I agree with what some people have said, this is a breakdown rather than breakup album. I get the feeling that her and Joe are both tortured artists with lots of emotional issues that weren’t compatible based on previous albums and the ups and downs that seemed to accompany their love story. I’m guessing this documents the journey of their breakdown?
@Raelven 4 ай бұрын
Yes. There is only room for one tortured artist in any relationship. That's a fact.
@elizzybec 4 ай бұрын
@@GhostOfEvermore Thank you!! I was alarmed at the lyrics of Folklore and Evermore too. I noticed the ex (I refuse to say his name) had NO trouble posting pics of himself and his coworkers, smiling, arms around everyone. But to this day there is no pic of them purposefully posting as a couple. Lazy actor, lazy boyfriend.
@hilaldogan1071 4 ай бұрын
artist"s" lol
@nickybull2361 4 ай бұрын
@@GhostOfEvermorethere are some deeply disturbing lyrics on folklore and evermore 😢
@Ozymandi_as 4 ай бұрын
@@GhostOfEvermore so was it as soon as you heard folklore, or as soon as you'd heard both, i.e. that this intuition came to you? And tell me, has Taylor ever posted an image or a thought that was, in retrospect, a little bit ridiculous? What profound secret did that reveal about her? When she released "ME!", for example, did we not cringe a little, and find that we had to make a bit of an effort to forgive her that one?
@julieroccia6344 4 ай бұрын
Flo and Tay are my 2 favorite lyricists alive.....a song together?? I ALMOST PASSED the F out!!
@FreyaFreyaWillow 4 ай бұрын
Florence is the talented fairy queen 🧚 Two queens together! Can’t wait!!
@Rebel_without_a_clue 4 ай бұрын
Omg SAME I can’t wait it hear it!
@chomburomu7929 4 ай бұрын
correction, i think its Fortnight* 😅 but i think footnote would've been such a fitting song name to the whole album theme...
@ultravioletpisces3666 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@XEveryoneLovesEmilyX 4 ай бұрын
petition for taylor to change the name of the song😂😂
@ultravioletpisces3666 4 ай бұрын
@@XEveryoneLovesEmilyX I’m hoping there is a line where she uses the word. :)
@noorarif4905 4 ай бұрын
Yesss and the link back to ‘now I’m begging for footnotes in the story of your life’ from tolerate it
@nickybull2361 4 ай бұрын
I was way more excited about footnote 😩
@jonasreich3607 4 ай бұрын
Track 1 is called fortnight not footnote And fresh out the slammer not summer
@jennsan8018 4 ай бұрын
I think it’s about matty Healy
@fromloriewithlove9770 4 ай бұрын
Fresh out of slammer ( jail) for not being in public eye for 6 years
@abbied 4 ай бұрын
@@jennsan8018How was that relationship even long enough to write a song about? (And wasn’t it more of a fling than an actual relationship anyways js lol)
@abbied 4 ай бұрын
@@jennsan8018Fortnight?
@cri5anto370 4 ай бұрын
@@abbiedi think the fling was about two weeks aka a fortnight oh my god SHES A MASTERMIND
@lbenner97 4 ай бұрын
FRESH OUT THE SLAMMER IS GIVING BUTTERFLY JEANS FIRST APPEARANCE BEING FREEEEEE
@katk8217 4 ай бұрын
"Loml" is giving insignificance. As in, when you call someone the "love of your life" it's deep and meaningful, but when you turn it into an acronym so frequently used, it takes away that power. You can say "loml" about anyone, but you wouldn't spell it out. It feels like Taylor might be mocking the whole pedestal she put Joe on and how she thought he was the one but now looks back at it differently.
@sarahwise592 4 ай бұрын
"But daddy I love him" is a quote from the Little Mermaid which came out in 1989.
@KyleOgilvie1 4 ай бұрын
I feel like this album is going to be a mix of Red, folklore and Midnights. That’s the vibe I’m getting, and I can’t explain why.
@ndhasse 4 ай бұрын
"Well, not a man.... a turkey..." I almost spit out my coffee!!!!
@valeriavv8158 4 ай бұрын
Why a turkey?
@Its_about_drive_its_about_po 4 ай бұрын
The heirloom turkey
@imawakemymindisalive13 4 ай бұрын
world’s smallest turkey
@juliebrown4087 4 ай бұрын
I didn't even catch that! Hahahaha! Dy-ing!
@jenn9049 4 ай бұрын
we live in a world where taylor and her ologist never sleeps !!!
@abbied 4 ай бұрын
But isn’t it ologist though? (Just asking that’s all really thanks) 😌
@jenn9049 4 ай бұрын
@@abbied oh sorry i’ll fix it 😂❤️
@abbied 4 ай бұрын
@@jenn9049 You didn’t have to do that but thanks anyways (I appreciate it) 👍🏻👌🏻😌💕
@alexisreyes8111 4 ай бұрын
Her ologist 😆
@gamingcat4834 4 ай бұрын
When I first saw the title "Guilty As Sin" I immediately thought of the one line from "Carolina". I forgot exactly how it goes but I think it's like "that I was guilty as sin and sleep in a liars bed". Carolina was released in 2022 but was probably written earlier. So maybe she wrote both songs about the same time? Or maybe I have severe ADHD and make random connections where there aren't any. 😂
@erin-ok 4 ай бұрын
Not the travis kelce commercial after this 😭
@itspricila 4 ай бұрын
I got it too lmao
@noface____ 4 ай бұрын
ive been watching you for a while now and you referring to joe as a turkey never fails to take me out 😂 i need this album like, two days ago!! im so intrigued. mother, please feed us!!
@TiffanyTeaLeaves 4 ай бұрын
Me too, but I’m so new I don’t know why he’s called a Turkey 😂 I’m hoping someone will explain it one day 😂
@cc1526 4 ай бұрын
@@TiffanyTeaLeavesI’m not new and even I’m still trying to figure it out! I haven’t be able to find the origin. @swiftologist please feed us with how this hilarious phrase came to be!
@juliebrown4087 4 ай бұрын
I've been watching since Midnights, and I have no idea what Heirloom Turkey means! He's got a couple terms like that, I just go along with it. It's hilarious even if we're clueless 😂
@noface____ 4 ай бұрын
@@juliebrown4087 been watching since his jover videos and i still have no clue. hes so funny for that 😂😂
@ayomidedareabel5525 4 ай бұрын
He said on tiktok that he'll explain why he calls Joe the heirloom turkey. He started saying it randomly
@valkyriemaiden9593 4 ай бұрын
I don't think we will get any Travis content in this album. I think The Alchemy is about Joe. She often describes him as golden in Lover. However Alchemy is a psuedoscience that people used to believe it was possible to turn other elements into gold. We now know it's not really how it works. I think the song will be about how she used to think everything he touched turned to gold but now she knows that was a false science.
@yaelloval 4 ай бұрын
Your midas touch on the chevy door 😮😮😮
@urmom_69 3 ай бұрын
she describes him as gold throughout her albums since rep. off the top of my head: 1. made your mark on me, golden tattoo 2. its like your eyes are liquor, your body is gold 3. gold cage, hostage to my feelings 4. deep blue, but you painted me golden 5. i once believed love would be black and white, but its golden 6. i once believed love would be burning red, but its golden 7. one single thread of gold tied me to you 8. your midas touch on the chevy door 9. literally all of gold rush
@ddaniellebm4865 4 ай бұрын
“It’s giving turkey destruction, It’s giving thanksgiving cookout, It’s giving we are gonna un Parton the turkey” Hahahahaha KILLED me
@mariannad2489 4 ай бұрын
I think Manuscript is gonna be something like Dear Reader with reflections on all the subjects she’ll touch on the record and more confessional than Dear Reader
@macymiller3417 4 ай бұрын
I was actually coming here to say this! Manuscript is giving Dear Reader vibes and idk why! Just a feeling I get.
@pyarosz 4 ай бұрын
Oh this is gonna end careers. She wrote Red about a 3 month relationship and it still was a deep cut. This one is about a 6 year relationship that drained her for however long. Girl has a lot to say and I'm here for it. Also, track five??? Also also, I don't know what loml stands for but hear me out when I say she most definitely twisted it. Loss of my life perhaps?
@cc1526 4 ай бұрын
INTERESTING THEORY because if it is “loss of my life,” then it would make so much more sense why she started crying when she sang “wondering if I dodged a bullet or just lost the love of my life” from IDWTLF surprise song night. Maybe that lyric triggered her cause it reminded her of this song!
@user-ol9il5gz5r 4 ай бұрын
the manuscript as a concept kind of makes me think of an original plan, like things she actually wanted to write in midnights about the turkey that she withheld because she was still in that relationship (not sure how she would make that into a song though) especially in connection to "all's fair in love and poetry" - which to me sounds like "i'm not gonna go to the press and talk about you but in my art i'll lay everything bare and i'm gonna stop withholding information to make this relationship seem better than it was" in the sense that poetry is fair game and she can be comletely open there? would be interested in everyone else's thoughts though
@Pippinpoppits 4 ай бұрын
I still want to know why Taylor put Pisces in the Lavender Haze video. If things were going sour, why would she do that?
@amandasoul 4 ай бұрын
Zackkkkkkk TRACK 5!!!!! ALSO… Fresh out the slammer He was her JAILER!!! Ready for it…
@Alex_23_24_ 4 ай бұрын
Why did he say fresh out the SUMMER and also FOOTNOTE instead of Fortnight?
@astaldaron9724 4 ай бұрын
@@Alex_23_24_ bc he read the titles from her sideways insta post. its hard being the no days off ologist
@bransonlincolnberger 4 ай бұрын
You don’t understand how much I freaked out about the tracklist!! Like “Fortnight (ft. Post Malone)??” YES PLEASE 🙏 I knew the no-days-off-ologist would make a video!
@user-zj7nh8tm8p 4 ай бұрын
Did you see that apparently someone on tik tok named the album and the entire track list all the way back in January in some small creators comments? I think some of this announcement and track list reveal is fighting and coming out to combat leaks!
@suzie_do_you_copy 4 ай бұрын
The tracklist really said: we're having roast turkey on April :)
@SoFarSaturnz 4 ай бұрын
She said : Hi my name's Taylor and you're all invited to my grill party on April 19th ❤
@aaliyahfoster2705 4 ай бұрын
We can leave the turkey roast up 'til April. This is our place, we make the rules.
@Khyathi_Gnan 4 ай бұрын
HOLY SHIT THE ALBUM WILL BE OUT ON APRIL 19. THEIR BREAKUP WENT PUBLIC ON APRIL 17 Her mind ughhhh
@christinamerry366 4 ай бұрын
Almost 8 years ago on April 16, Taylor was at Coachella with a new hair!! It may mean something, or it may mean nothing. Thinking 🤔 And in April 2016, she met Joe for the first time (if I'm not mistaken)
@imawakemymindisalive13 4 ай бұрын
do you really wanna know where i was april 29th?
@Khyathi_Gnan 4 ай бұрын
@@imawakemymindisalive13 oops that’s my bdayyyyy 😭😭😭
@lucianotanzi6260 4 ай бұрын
she dropped unexpectedly bc it got leak in JANUARY the whole tracklist and album title
@gem2923 4 ай бұрын
What ??? How did I miss this!?
@user-ol9il5gz5r 4 ай бұрын
@@gem2923 some random tiktok account commented on a video in january that she has a new album called the tortured poets department, obviously no one paid attention to it at the time people only started noticing the comment after she announced the album. the same account also posted the tracklist, which again no one took seriously mostly because of the track titles but it was also real lol there was only one additional song called "the bolter" which isn't on the album
@dancegidance 4 ай бұрын
Uh when and by whom? This is the first I’m hearing of it being leaked
@katelynnrice4983 4 ай бұрын
I’m actually wondering if it was also to distract and stray people away from the post Grammys hate she was getting
@alexandrite61 4 ай бұрын
@@katelynnrice4983 nah, the Grammys hate is not that substantial in the grand scheme of things and it's mostly her haters making a fuss out of nothing. if she waited for like a few days people would have naturally moved on anyway. it's more likely that it got leaked or she's trying to get ahead of the leak because the same thing happened to the midnight tracklist reveal.
@user-fw6dd2wh9p 4 ай бұрын
Were so ready for the turkey slander. Thank you for the emergency videos, i hope you know how much we apreciate your work. Love you zach🤍
@SamuelLikesFood 4 ай бұрын
I NEED your work ethic cause all these emergency videos are crazy!! LOVE THEM ALL
@Inessss_ 4 ай бұрын
NO👏DAYS👏OFF OLOGIST Thank you Zach for always coming through with the best content
@manoschatzimichail2074 4 ай бұрын
So after the tracklist drop I have so many theories: 1) I feel like " my boy only likes to break his favourite toys'' is going to be gut- wrenching cause I feel like she'll tell that she is his toy,the way he sees her. Also, it's a possible parallel to paper rings: "wrap your hands around me BABY BOY" that could also explain the toy thing. 2) The Alchemy is giving the archer mixed with the Alcott. 3) Clara Bow might be her as a narrative. Like she is the chairman in some way. I don't know is that makes sense. Also, Bow seems like a shorten version of Bowerry, Joe's songwriter name. 4) I feel like a lot have seen about the Ariel parallel id But daddy I love him, and to my mind that would be the prequel to Bejeweled. Similar to mirrorball since it's also a track six Everything seems so interesting and I can't wait for April 19th!!
@talliejewls 4 ай бұрын
“Thanksgiving Cookout” 😂😂 that damn heirloom turkey 😂😂
@anastasiak6111 4 ай бұрын
I am always here for your videos!! Thank you for your work!
@TomasSowellIsGreat 4 ай бұрын
Thank you for your hard work Zack, these titles are JUICY to say the least! Can’t wait for RED rawness with potential Folklore esthetics.
@facemymusic 4 ай бұрын
saw the track list & ran here immediately next, thx for keeping us constantly fed 👑
@n.5207 4 ай бұрын
i am SOOOO excited for this era's music video. really hoping for you to do a mv prediction as more visuals drop, PLZ GURL!! personally i'd love for her to do some wildest dreams type ones
@chrystalnyan-5285 4 ай бұрын
the songtitle "who's afraid" also reminded me a lot of "who's afraid of virginia woolf, and "daddy i love him" of the ariel scene where ariel literally gives up her voice and identity to be with a man
@sladeparra 4 ай бұрын
The “Florida!!!” track is definitely giving back in Tampa Bay when she started the tour and it had been announced her and Joe had broke up so yes I also agree with that theory, also claiming “I Can Do It With A Broken Heart” and “Guilty as Sin?”
@brandyl2183 4 ай бұрын
I’ve been binging videos. Finally the voice of reason in Taylor’s fandom.
@walkingtheline1729 4 ай бұрын
Alchemy could be her trying to change joe. The real goal of alchemy was to make gold out of other materials even pee. That how we got phosphorus.
@jamiekay3650 4 ай бұрын
Carnations you thought were roses, that’s us
@thaliastyl 4 ай бұрын
THE WAY THAY I JUMPED WHEN I SAW THAY SHE RELEASED THE TRACKLIST. 😭
@dziobakeuropejski8028 4 ай бұрын
I DIDNT KNOW SHE DROPPED THE TRACK TITLES UNTIL I GOT THE NOTIFICATION ABOUT THIS VIDEO AND I IMMEDIATELY WENT TO SEE IT AND OH MY GOD IM SCREAMING RN SHE'S SO FCKING CRAZY I LOVE HER
@Hannah76887 4 ай бұрын
I was waiting for this!!! Thank you
@jessajayne1982 4 ай бұрын
Love this top, also post Malone is such a good collab with her. I always say he sounds like sad sunshine like summer depression
@aaliyahfoster2705 4 ай бұрын
I'm interested how the Post Malone collab will work since even though he does do alternative pop-rock sounds with the way the Florence collab and multiple longer track titles are shaping up the album, it can still be an urban track with the likes of I Like You ft. Doja Cat, Wow. Rockstar, or White Iverson.
@fotinik1259 4 ай бұрын
I'm soo excited for this album..I really hope that this marks a new beginning for more authentic personal songwriting combining elements of folklore and evermore eloquent writing. I'd also be very interested in a song describing her struggles to maintain a good public image for her (sometimes idealistic in previous albums) relationship while staying true to her diaristic songwriting...how hard it must have been for her to hide her emotions under albums like folklore. Hope there is also a song like 'Silver Springs' possibly commenting on how much of her work has been inspired by Joe
@prdarmywf04 4 ай бұрын
I adore your sweater, of course thank you for serving this tracklist!!
@larafrtgs6965 4 ай бұрын
Couldn't cope without you and your thoughtful, clever content ❤
@dancegidance 4 ай бұрын
Oh wow I didn’t know about that daily mail article from a “source close to Joe” like you said he’s either dumb or stupid for being surprised that Taylor would release something like this. Fuck I can’t wait lol we’re all invited to the heirloom turkey fry!
@purplebutterfly314 4 ай бұрын
Right? He didn't mind getting praised as the perfect bf when Taylor wrote love songs for him, now he's complaining because she's coming for his head 😂
@penandpapercliche 4 ай бұрын
The whole "well I didn't say anything" is such bs. It's perfectly fine to live by your own values but expecting other people to adopt them is dumb. Especially a woman who was famous for this before you started dating. Someone who sang your praises on so many freaking albums. I'm HERE for the turkey roast!
@ShahMaran15 4 ай бұрын
Source close to Joe is giving oh s**t she’s going to start telling the truth, let me do damage control so I can be seen as a victim. NOT TODAY, TURKEY!!!!!
@Mapleleaf865 4 ай бұрын
@@purplebutterfly314ahh yes someone is upset because she is causing her fans to send him very inappropriate messages but that’s nothing to be upset about
@verycool6022 4 ай бұрын
The Daily Mail is flop news tho
@RyanStorey1231 4 ай бұрын
The Florence Welch duet, I'm interested to hear what that sounds like. Like, Taylor, my girl, do you WANT to get out sung?
@requiemforwinter 4 ай бұрын
Yessssss~ Thank you for the emergency video!
@gumsguey 4 ай бұрын
King of emergency videos!! Thank you for this!
@TeresaCarrico-et8mu 4 ай бұрын
loml immediately reminded me of I don't wanna live forever ... Wondering if I dodged a bullet or just lost the love of my life In that song she depicts the story of her always giving him something and getting nothing in return
@jamiekay3650 4 ай бұрын
I was thinking the first L might change. Love of my life, loss of my life, low of my life, lust of my life?
@Pippinpoppits 4 ай бұрын
A year ago we thought Taylor was with Joe. This album was made two years ago she said. Does anyone know when the video to Lavender Haze was put together? Why did Taylor put Pisces in that video if they were already broken up by that time? My mind always goes to that video. She didn't need to put that in there so why did she?
@annamariesieberns9894 4 ай бұрын
Loving all of these emergency videos from you!
@wephotogal 4 ай бұрын
I am so glad that she harnessed her writing during her failing relationship - she knew the break up was inevitable as she couldn't continue to live like that - and she deserved more. And this record couldn't be released before Midnights. It's all in perfect timing. I'm ready for this!
@wephotogal 4 ай бұрын
There's a clip of Travis saying that he heard some of this record and he is excited for us to hear it.
@camilla8843 4 ай бұрын
Never clicked faster, thank you for feeding us 🙏🙏🙏
@cdo...49283 4 ай бұрын
Thank you so much for these emergency video's ❤ Sending love from the UK!
@spencerhs07 4 ай бұрын
I have to respect you for the pace your videos come out in hard times like this
@anastasiak6111 4 ай бұрын
I feel like this album would be perfect for rainy days with a big cup of tea ☕️🌧️🌧️
@auroraborealisgreen 4 ай бұрын
Y’all, I remember two things especially: the night I Bet You Think About Me was a surprise song, you can FEEL it’s pointedness at the old 🦃. Also how happily she told the crowd on the 1st tour night after the breakup news: “You passed the vibe check…” i think she was afraid this breakup could damage her relationship with her fans, and was relieved at the love she felt 💖💜
@wwpetko-6760 4 ай бұрын
So good I had to listen to this twice! Thanks for all the work you put in to keep us informed!
@jessicalund9269 4 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service as always Zach 🫡
@berryrl9 4 ай бұрын
This album is the cookbook for the Heirloom Turkey Joe Alwyn 🦃
@juliebrown4087 4 ай бұрын
This deserves to be a top comment!
@claudya8498 4 ай бұрын
Why is Joe called the heirloom turkey 😂
@Antpicc 4 ай бұрын
SO LONG LONDON IS TRACK 5 WE ARE NOT PREPARED
@campinglady81 4 ай бұрын
Thanks so much for the emergency vid! 🫶💙
@JessicaRohan 4 ай бұрын
LOML sounds like it’ll be more about outside perception/how a relationship is spoken about/portrayed to others-internet slang like it’s something she’s saying in public
@cc1526 4 ай бұрын
I have a sneaking suspicion the letters stand for something else and she wants us *think* it’s love of my life and she’s gonna turn it on us.
@rebeccaware4966 4 ай бұрын
"Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton film from 1966 Burton to this Taylor?
@yourblankhomie 4 ай бұрын
Just found you through TikTok, had to come check you out! I love your pacing and the way you talk about things. As a person with ADHD I can actually keep up and not get bored easily lol can’t wait for this new album!!
@Pippinpoppits 4 ай бұрын
This post made me lol as I'm working from home! 😂 Love your shirt! I'm thinking London is the new Cornelia Street. She has no trouble walking Cornelia and was spotted very near Cornelia after the breakup but London will be the place that is tainted. Maybe? Thank goodness London is far from Kansas!
@alissalalala 4 ай бұрын
LMAOO THE WAY YOU KEEP CALLING HIM A TURKEY 🦃💀 (i am the most excited for track 3, i haven't seen anyone talk about it!! i can't tell if it's gonna be really upbeat or really depressing. that title stood out to me the most and so did clara bow! i can't believe post malone and florence are featuring!! i used to go feral for post's songs and florence is iconic. wish there was a phoebe, gracie or lana feature tho)
@suzie_do_you_copy 4 ай бұрын
Manuscript for me is giving "emails I can't send" like, the world will never know the full manuscript of us, kinda thing. Or... a Miss Americana version of the song in spanish ¡Corre!, like "you, the usual predictable script. I already know it."
@Erika-hz6nw 4 ай бұрын
I just think back to the Long Pond Studio Sessions when she’s talking about Mad Women.. and she was saying that she has a man in her life who is guilty of gaslighting her, and treating her response to his bad behavior as the offense itself…
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