We never left (Balatro)

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2 ай бұрын

Wishlist Balatro on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/23...
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@BoffaG1 Ай бұрын

25:38 me when I'm in an alternate dimension where Medusa turns people into metal and I want to die because of the circumstances

@justingarcia6047 Ай бұрын

@ehak72 2 ай бұрын

me when my drunk friend gets kicked out of the bar and texts me asking where we are:

@marvinafonso7713 Ай бұрын

@notasnail4733 2 ай бұрын

Right leaners:

@marcusdalley7728 2 ай бұрын

@someonefromsomewhere1009 2 ай бұрын

@hellnashenigge1599 2 ай бұрын

@chadmocephus 2 ай бұрын

@zacw6059 2 ай бұрын

@Jgallstar1 Ай бұрын

21:14 Me at the Ford dealership (I'm dyslexic)

@ras0k 2 ай бұрын

13:50 me when I'm on the Apollo 13 crew on the first two days of the trip

@Sebastian-nl1ug Ай бұрын

@Subsistence69 Ай бұрын

@quiteadept 2 ай бұрын

32:05 me when I'm a pyromaniac at the camping trip and they made me go sit in the van because I was getting too obsessed with poking the fire, but I found a cool lighter in the van to mess around with instead

@patrickp9110 2 ай бұрын

we're balatro guys of course we... idk man.. good morning everyone

@_Bailamme_ Ай бұрын

Good morning balatro Patrick

@alecsims6038 2 ай бұрын

0:12 a wedding DJ explaining his fee

@Lino797 2 ай бұрын

@TheMasterswordish 2 ай бұрын

@timm8o475 2 ай бұрын

@hisokai420 2 ай бұрын

@quietlyadulting Ай бұрын

Underrated comment, man is prob on some turntables that arent 1200s and a rotary mixer from the 80s no one has ever seen

@x3lind5niper 2 ай бұрын

We’re balatro guys, of course we sus out which face down card is a queen and then immediately play it

@JaaaackP 2 ай бұрын

21:34 me when I rip my jeans on a night out (I thought they were my good ones)

@redwolfjo3_647 Ай бұрын

11:43 me when I'm the band leader on the Titanic in James Cameron's Titanic in the final act

@jaimeaguirre3382 2 ай бұрын

One of the best recent episodes tbh. Choice making and general vibe output are trough the damn roof on this one

@WitherBro20 Ай бұрын

6:52 when NL spends the whole fight popping useless planet cards just to sell a joker to pop campfire as a "necessity," then explaining immediately afterward how selling the planet cards would pop campfire had me fuming

@ras0k 2 ай бұрын

12:12 me when the French teacher asks me if I've been practicing

@fusionfall34 2 ай бұрын

Lol

@donnie7897 Ай бұрын

this is so good lol

@justinwhitebread8977 2 ай бұрын

This is the golden age. Content is poppin 🎉

@DrTrobridge Ай бұрын

NL has been in his golden age since roughly 2015 ngl

@william14able 2 ай бұрын

Watching NL do the same mental gymnastics to justify the half joker and the queen that I did last night was satisfying.

@danielwinkler2891 2 ай бұрын

3:24 when aliens from Venus ask why Matt Damon's 2015 film the Martian had such notable box office success

@tomwinkler3180 Ай бұрын

Winkler in the wild

@cahootzx 2 ай бұрын

Me as a UPS logistics engineer figuring out the easiest way to cut down on package delivery times

@group2gaming 2 ай бұрын

Watching the video after it's been out for it's exact runtime gang

@Subsandsoda 2 ай бұрын

The mice hiding in my walls after I thought I caught them all:

@superdog3293 2 ай бұрын

11:15 me when I'm a gay soviet leader

@jacobsims1175 2 ай бұрын

we're bala-third (maybe)

@lucasrogan3426 2 ай бұрын

great run

@yoooooo__ Ай бұрын

Your hilarious without realising it lmao love the vids north

@redwolfjo3_647 Ай бұрын

does he know?

@A_Lily_by_Another_Name 2 ай бұрын

GPS system informing delivery driver which maneuver will direct them 270⁰ clock-wise:

@yujiyujix 2 ай бұрын

hi tomo

@redwolfjo3_647 Ай бұрын

this vid has me pegged

@EclipseSystem 2 ай бұрын

we are so fucking back. not that we went anywhere!

@fatrat5321 2 ай бұрын

When my friend gets possessed by the ghosts of multiple people and i need to find their bodies

@CrimsonUmbrella 2 ай бұрын

Pogged up

@GoldenWeavile 2 ай бұрын

I’m a northern lion guy, of course I’m bricked up to ballatro

@quinsey9211 Ай бұрын

every time he doesnt move his steels over in his hand I die a little

@davidalankaminski Ай бұрын

5:00 unusually usual run, the usual laughs we expect from NL

@sebita4 2 ай бұрын

MMMMMM MAMA LIZ'S UPLOADED 1 MINUTE AGO OIL

@djsharp5753 Ай бұрын

Good boy

@highelo4359 2 ай бұрын

Bro did not hit e

@mricognito8553 Ай бұрын

bearded nl hits different

@awesomeguysuncle 2 ай бұрын

We're Bala- first

@BigDLLC. Ай бұрын

8 ball- “we’re Elon musk guys, of course we give out mars planet cards”

@itz_me_2085 Ай бұрын

Frictionless? Bro’s been watching Cody Ko

@skuddingomcwinters6119 2 ай бұрын

Yellow deck is my baby.

@davidalankaminski Ай бұрын

17:09 he's locked in

@Zelile Ай бұрын

one day NL will sell a planet that he doesnt use

@PenguinOnDopee 2 ай бұрын

Me when i'm 5 years old asking if we're there yet

@someonefromsomewhere1009 2 ай бұрын

💪💪💪

@clara7026 2 ай бұрын

Pog

@soviut303 2 ай бұрын

It hurt a little each time he played 3 of a kind instead of the upgraded pair.

@Paranundrox Ай бұрын

Three of a kind means more draws for Queens so its not indefensible

@Corromon0 2 ай бұрын

Yall see the roulette spinoff of balatro?

@emfarce 2 ай бұрын

Maybe if we dip the beta in chili oil, the patch will happen faster

@evilduck5691 2 ай бұрын

Me when I'm not an ambi-turner

@UMAMITORA Ай бұрын

We’re Balatro guys of course we watch 12 hours after upload and right before passing out

@GranolaBrick 2 ай бұрын

We’re balatro guys, of course we’re bad at balatro

@Fummy007 2 ай бұрын

bro im dying for the dulls, where are the dulls??

@kobold_sushi_executive_chef 2 ай бұрын

batro

@JaaaackP 2 ай бұрын

We’re parasocial Northernlion fans, of course we are friends in real life :)

@niallruane7045 2 ай бұрын

Chips matter man - it’s fine having 20,000 mult, but when you are multiplying 45 it’s not going to pop like it could.

@stanellison2229 2 ай бұрын

the steel queen placed before non steel is making me type A

@stanellison2229 2 ай бұрын

nvm he clocked it

@quinsey9211 Ай бұрын

@@stanellison2229 thank god, im halfway through the vid and losing my mind lol but im trying so hard to not type A hahaha

@boofinshmirtz 2 ай бұрын

can't wait to dip this video In summa MOMMA LIZ'S CHILI OIILLLLL

@sirthursday6159 2 ай бұрын

CORRECTION at 24:24 You don't hit e with campfire or vampire. I think this a big misconception of yours, and is a large downfall in the competitions you do. The only way to hit e is with exponential triggers (sock and buskin, hack, red seal, mime, baron, steel, glass, idol, ancient joker, bloodstone, triboulet, etc)

@gigachad70707 2 ай бұрын

NL's video titles have been so poignantly profound, for real.

@Duelism 2 ай бұрын

11:50 "We gotta play man, we gotta play" - blind gives no reward - no jokers benefit from playing - no vouchers benefit from playing DO you have to play, instead of taking the negative voucher that at least has a chance of being beneficial, unlike playing that blind?

@benlaing4442 2 ай бұрын

Has he completed the no joker challenge as I watched some videos of him doing it but they seemed to stop??

@Buffalax 2 ай бұрын

If he completes it he'll post it I'm sure.

@benlaing4442 2 ай бұрын

Yea was not sure if I just missed it. The challenges have been good.

@Ghozt5563 2 ай бұрын

no he's just recovering

@cook279 2 ай бұрын

We’re Balatro guys, of course we stopped playing Balatro weeks ago but still tune in.

@Scarecrow2140 2 ай бұрын

Quitter

@yadamspiezer 2 ай бұрын

Fun fact: NL has literally never won a run without campfire.

@dimesfourcrimes Ай бұрын

3:24 me when somebody asks me what my non-binary friend's favorite planet is

@musoumiko4730 Ай бұрын

17:35 when I'm a human being

@NotQuietRight 2 ай бұрын

honest question, does anyone else simply hate Campfire? not because it slows down the game necessarily, but that it's just kind of...bad? better xMult exist

@terinrichardson6061 Ай бұрын

You’re crazy.

@NotQuietRight Ай бұрын

@@terinrichardson6061 don't care didn't ask

@Northtarctica Ай бұрын

You literally asked though

@NotQuietRight Ай бұрын

@@Northtarctica don't talk to me

@jakelink1482 2 ай бұрын

He has played this game 10 times or longer then me. It's his job. It's shameful how terrible this egg is at his job. I'm slightly upset with chat for not correcting him, but they don't get paid to do it, so I forgive them.

@immortalresolve4143 Ай бұрын

It's just a game bro

@jakelink1482 Ай бұрын

@@immortalresolve4143 For me it's like seeing someone wearing their shirt inside out and backwards. It's distracting. He's trying to say something, but I can't hear it because the man can't even put on a shirt properly.