We’re Obsessed With Cookie Clicker

We’re Obsessed With Cookie Clicker - Safety Third 95

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‪@TheBackyardScientist‬
‪@williamosman‬
‪@allenpan‬
‪@Jabrils‬
Safety Third is a weekly show hosted by William Osman, NileRed, The Backyard Scientist, Allen Pan and a couple other KZfaq "Scientists". Sometimes we have guests, sometimes it's just us, but always: safety is our number three priority.
0:00 Peanut butter + dog = ?
9:00 Allen is in a video game
15:03 Cookie clicker
22:43 Monster scanner
26:55 Jabril’s game
39:25 Turn your phone into a hand warmer
47:32 Mechanical turk is epic
59:58 Using a bunch of clones to rob a bank
1:05:25 Zoomers are computer illiterate
1:12:03 Exhibitor applications are open

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@D-Arora 4 ай бұрын

Can we get Technology Connections on the show sometime? I can already imagine the obscure rabbit holes in that episode

@sarahjrandomnumbers 4 ай бұрын

Safety Third x Alec would be an awesome episode, and now he seems to be open to collabs, 2024 is looking brighter for this collab.

@cjoe5977 4 ай бұрын

he was at opensauce

@bwoods311 4 ай бұрын

That would be awesome!

@FasutonemuMyoji 2 ай бұрын

So safety third in Chicago when? He's not going to fly to the west coast, or they could being back the Zoom call format for one episode, that would be cool. (Maybe Nigel or Bernard would show up if they dumped the dumpster for a few recordings)

@DangerousDac 4 ай бұрын

Star Trek Fleet Command has made more money since it launched than the entire fucking movie franchise has.

@cubedbeany6199 4 ай бұрын

you kidding please tell me you are joking

@MehmetDogan-du4tv 4 ай бұрын

nah bro, games make mad cash@@cubedbeany6199

@cigaretteburp 4 ай бұрын

Best episode yet! I liked the part at 1:08:35 where Allen looked directly into the camera and stated my full name, address and his plan to slaughter my wife and children!

@malllc2 4 ай бұрын

loved that part

@theminecraft4202 4 ай бұрын

27:00 Jabril's game idea already exists it's called YOMI Hustle and it's very fun

@joshdingle930 4 ай бұрын

that's exactly what I was thinking of. I was like wait a minute this game already exists

@novalights6104 4 ай бұрын

literally paying it as he was talking about it thought i was going crazy

@crackedgamerdude3852 4 ай бұрын

Yeah that game goes crazy

@skateruwu 4 ай бұрын

I was thinking of tori bash but yomi hustle looks so much better Edit: lol of course they mention tori bash as soon as I unpause the video

@rcoder01 4 ай бұрын

Also checkmate showdown

@droppedpasta 4 ай бұрын

William doesn’t know the difference between a spade and a shovel, but DOES know the difference between a psychiatrist and psychologist. Huh

@MoiJsuisTropBeauPourToi 4 ай бұрын

@slow_riding4225 underrated comment right here

@TheBrandNewICumEverywhere 4 ай бұрын

POV: you modded minecraft back in the day@slow_riding4225

@gljames24 4 ай бұрын

What's the line between spade and trowel?

@MoiJsuisTropBeauPourToi 4 ай бұрын

probably@slow_riding4225

@iambear.6526 4 ай бұрын

*** Shovel 8-----D Spade 8-----[ ] @slow_riding4225

@cleverusername7820 4 ай бұрын

Jabril's chess fighting game sounds a lot like the game Your Only Move Is Hustle. Great game that kinda flew under the radar. Highly recommend checking it out if you haven't!

@savory_ 4 ай бұрын

I love that game, so fun. I hate fighting games because of how fast they are but YOMI Hustle makes it a strategy game.

@Dpedersen35 4 ай бұрын

Came down to the comments to make sure someone else mentioned this. Jabril is just describing YOMIH

@dylan10182000 4 ай бұрын

God YOMI Hustle is so goated

@bastian1870 4 ай бұрын

Was looking for this comment, I knew I had seen a game exactly like it when he was describing it.

@tigerdevon 4 ай бұрын

17:42 Nobody tell Allen about PewDiePie's Tuber Simulator...

@jacewhite8540 4 ай бұрын

Kevins cookbook app sounds like an actual warcrime to put out, and I want it so much. Like I would actually get into chemistry if such a thing existed.

@malik740 4 ай бұрын

Tim Cain , the original developer of Fallout , Arcanum and to some extend involved in Outer Worlds started a youtube channel called 'Timothy Cain' and he talks about the game industry and his experience there as he literally straight up for more than 40 years was only involved in the game industry. He is very friendly and lives also in California I believe so maybe you can get him on the podcast? I swear watch some of his Videos, that man is so humble and has so interesting storys Im sure its worth your time :)

@tlpthx 4 ай бұрын

You can actually have the captcha be whatever you want and it doesn't matter what the user inputs. Recaptcha can determine if you are a bot by your behaviour, not by the answer. That's why some captchas are just a checkbox.

@scrubbybubkinz5264 4 ай бұрын

12:18 that's just Vampire survivors lol Design was basically lifted from a mobile game and guy used his history with designing slots too make it hella addictive

@Werdna12345 4 ай бұрын

Kevin’s chemistry game for sure

@ClimbingEasy 4 ай бұрын

1:12:48 Yup Feb 2... totally on time

@HDMICIDE 23 күн бұрын

7:34 I dont even listen to this podcast that much but this is the second time i heard allen talking about someone hes eskimo brothers with

@papabaddad 4 ай бұрын

Candy crush is like game junk food. It isn't good, it just has a bunch of fat and sugar, so your brain lights up

@spartenz14 4 ай бұрын

1:02:08 is actually how they made the first nuke. So many people who were on the Manhattan Project didn't know what they were doing lol

@zilog1 4 ай бұрын

protogens go beep boop

@amazingbutno5303 4 ай бұрын

Idk why you commented this but you have made my day a little better

@joshuanelson4559 4 ай бұрын

The app Kevin is describing is kinda like the website super cook, you put in your ingredients and it’ll tell you recipes you can make

@OccasionalHaHa 4 ай бұрын

35:45 Are you talking about Bobby Fingers again? That shit's great!

@jabug_1144 4 ай бұрын

Oh yea I subbed to that dude. He rules

@NicholasRehm 4 ай бұрын

Jabrils is such a cool dude with such an interesting background

@DampeS8N 4 ай бұрын

Threes is better that 2048 but it was free and Threes cost money.

@ramavabray 4 ай бұрын

40:57 I heated up the area under my desk like 15 degrees by folding proteins during the last cold snap here. My feet were cold so I downloaded the app.

@CS0723 4 ай бұрын

I dont know much about Jabrils other than the fact that i love seeing him on the podcast. Consistently an a+ guest

@uberfuzzy 4 ай бұрын

~24:00 That was the cheaper handheld knockoff of the original (and more chonky) Barcode Battler. And if you want a good technical rabbit hole to get lost down there is actually pretty extensive documentation and reverse engineering done into the game and how it used the barcode format and how the barcode data was used differently based on how you were using it (as a monster vs as an offense/weapon vs a defensive/armor)

@zackmarkham4240 4 ай бұрын

Raid: Shadow Legends is also developed by a game studio that is owned and was created by a casino. That's all I need to know to never want to play it, not that I did before I learned that. I mean, Candy Crush is just Bejeweled but with candy. There's no way it was hard to make. Also, Microtransaction have been in Halo since ODST and Halo 3, just saying. Billiam did a long-form video of him using one of those Monster Scanner toys all around Orlando, Florida. It was a fun watch. All of his stuff is fun watches, though. Also, the generation after Z/Zoomer is already named and has members, gen Alpha.

@jonas1015119 3 ай бұрын

the midpoint between the UK, Japan and Mexico is on the border of Arizona and Utah in Navajo Nation btw

@parksplays1073 4 ай бұрын

This might be the most interesting episode of safety third yet

@nicorovertsthesecond9069 4 ай бұрын

As a psych grad student: Psychs don't really manipualte any more. Psychs want people to stop seeing them because a successful client leaves with all the skills to be their own therapist. The most addictice behavioural reinforcement is variable ratio reinforcement. This is what most apps/ casinos/ toxic people etc. use. Also, rip Will for perking up when docking is mentioned. 😂 Enjoying the podcast still, keep up the good work lads. 😊

@Buy-n-large 4 ай бұрын

Jabrils describing your only move is hustle

@frogimage951 4 ай бұрын

i would start the episode like this " Welcome to safety third, today we will discuss if one can commit crimes with ZERO of the resposibility"

@apalladium5k 16 күн бұрын

When I was in HS there was no network security. You could access everything from a save dialog in notepad.

@nicholash.7656 4 ай бұрын

Best time to sit down for a lunch with this podcast being posted!

@user-bm9yt3oj8y 4 ай бұрын

8:54 many weird online magazine articles often use odd numbers (like 17) to list things because it’s more likely to get clicked on

@ReeseHosgood 4 ай бұрын

This video was actually really funny. I think Will's app with the peanut butter & dogs would be the most fun so I voted for that. i also found the part at 1:06:39 pretty funny.

@distributedparanoia 4 ай бұрын

The mechanical turk idea is in season 2 of Psycho Pass, somewhere around the 8th episode. Theres a mobile game that comes out that's linked to a bunch of military attack drones.

@ProbablyJustJack 4 ай бұрын

After 6 months of catching up, I am happy to say that for the first time, on this very special episode, I can write a comment on with out being late to the party

@sztefn 4 ай бұрын

1:01:45 thers a black mirror episode thats similar to this, where a bunch of random people are unknowingly helping in a robbery (at least thats what i think it was). The main difference though was that they werent paid but blackmailed

@Not-Right-Meow 4 ай бұрын

The hand warmer app sounds like something Samsung came out with a few years or so back, except you couldn't really control when it was on and it'd heat up for so long it caused the batteries to explode.

@kittycatcaoimhe 4 ай бұрын

38:15 this does exist (or at least did at one point) where it would put ads on your lockscreen. The payout rate was abysmally low though lmao

@chickenmonger123 4 ай бұрын

Ope. I immediately know the conversation they had about peanut butter and dogs.

@trashtrash2169 4 ай бұрын

My question is who started it?

@stasi0238 4 ай бұрын

I dont get it

@trashtrash2169 4 ай бұрын

@@stasi0238 Not sure where it originates from, but there's an idea that some people have. They spread peanut butter on their privates, then let a dog lick it off to stimulate them. Very bad. I am 99.99% sure that's what they were hinting at, but it obviously sucks to be the one to say the quiet part out loud and be completely wrong, especially in this case.

@lightnight14 4 ай бұрын

It's funny because Allen doesn't realize NGU (numbers go up) idle is an actual idle game that already exists.

@joeyisjustso 4 ай бұрын

Playing threes while hearing Alan talking about it is trippy af

@epicthief 4 ай бұрын

In high-school we got full backdoor access to school network. We added halo and emulators. But the true master piece was a mass update to Word where anytime someone went to print it would insert ascii dongs into the text

@ndslat 4 ай бұрын

the yt studio clicker sounds the easiest to make and the most fun to play, also a lot of in app purchases could be added, like setup upgrades, editors, etc.

@loganjsmith_ 4 ай бұрын

The Star Trek mobile game is genuinely addicting. I’ve fallen too far, and its a black hole of dopamine hits. At a point it turns into a full time job to some people, or a way to make friends. I would definitely agree with the progression being logarithmic, fast at first and progressively slower. It’s called Star Trek Fleet Command, and this *totally* isn’t my cry for help. Please yall I’ve been playing since 7th grade and im bouta go to college. It’s been like 6 years

@BelindaShort 4 ай бұрын

I really enjoy the actual puzzles in some of the games I play and i can tell that some thought went into making them 'fun' to clear, if that makes sense. You can see the designs sometimes and it's great.

@CS0723 4 ай бұрын

14:41 yet ANOTHER timestamp of Allen being effortlessly hilarious

@anegginthesetryingtimes7636 4 ай бұрын

3:10 yeah we know what psychology is 33:35 i dont know what kind of science this shit is but its powerful.

@skateruwu 4 ай бұрын

There are teams of people in Jamaica (probably other places too) which their entire hustle involves solving captchas for botnets

@lukewilsontv 4 ай бұрын

18:05 you laugh but this is literally what you go through nowadays, on studio you can see the channels your audience likes and slowly see which channels are rising and who’s copying who

@adriancutrano3803 4 ай бұрын

jabril's game idea is just yomi hustle lmfao

@Ewr42 4 ай бұрын

Kevin's app idea is actually amazing, I've always wondered what chemicals I could build starting from water, salt, vinegar, baking soda, sugar; type chemicals Like, if you have the right atoms and "catalyzers" to make the different types of reactions you could build any molecule that had those atoms in their structure if you didn't care about doing 100 steps and getting a millionth of a percent yield. There's also free biochemicals available, like if you let food rot to get ethanol, you can get ethylene from fruits, methane, hydrogen and hydrogen sulfide from farts, maybe HCl from stomach juice.. You could even mine dirt to unlock some extra atoms too So I imagine one can get pretty fucking far with just household chemicals and stuff How far could primitive technology or even HTME get tho? Neither have made barely any videos on chemicals Imagine "I made piraña using rainwater, vomit and rotten eggs" Such a shame that Nigel isn't on the podcast anymore(let's face it, he ain't never coming out of will's basement)

@ViolentlyAmerican 4 ай бұрын

With the whole different answer to repeated questions thing, one of my friends daughter has a mild concussion and had some short term memory loss for a bit, but whenever she would ask a question like whats for finner she would be given a different answer each time

@Djordymans 4 ай бұрын

On the truck driving one. There are rules on the max amount of hours you are allowed to work.

@theminecraft4202 4 ай бұрын

we ALL know what that first dog topic was about lmao

@anonymous12345678935 4 ай бұрын

That's on you, dude.

@ethanwagner 4 ай бұрын

42:00 these boys want to go do a minecraft to New Zealand and I’m lowkey all for it

@nathanandbear 4 ай бұрын

I have had the same cookie clicker for the past 10.5 years. It has been a weird constant over the years, and it will never be complete without cheating at this rate. I did 'cheat' once years back to recover a broken save after a computer crash.

@ReversedBlue 4 ай бұрын

So you know when you talked about carpeted bathrooms in ball pit episode? Well I recently been in a bathroom that had carpet on a toilet seat cover, literal carpet, not one of those plushy seat covers.

@CrojrsPlays 4 ай бұрын

i think kevin should make his app

@SuperJakeisawsome 4 ай бұрын

Love to hear a variation on the ago old dogwarts question

@OccasionalHaHa 4 ай бұрын

1:05 Dog + Peanut Butter + x = a good time. Solve for x

@_Gecko 4 ай бұрын

A keypad, obviously

@daviddemmers130 4 ай бұрын

Damn what a great episode. Very fun conversations!

@theminecraft4202 4 ай бұрын

today on safety third: the boys write a Black Mirror episode

@n0r8u 4 ай бұрын

Number go up by Allen pan 😂

@randomlegodev 4 ай бұрын

whooo jabril is back!!

@OccasionalHaHa 4 ай бұрын

1:54 that is a completely insane take. I do not think that will work out the way you believe it will. Unless its a teacup sized dog.

@wtfpwnz0red 4 ай бұрын

I pay mechanical Turks to transcribe this podcast into 4 text files, one for each person. That's my reading material while i drive

@Pallerim 4 ай бұрын

I teach technology to teenagers, and I can attest to them getting less skilled with computers. But they learn super fast, and they are skilled at finding the resources they need online, which is a skill that transfers from phones to computers easily.

@TheSpookiestSkeleton 4 ай бұрын

An ounce of silver is worth $22.70 at time of this comment, meaning that selling dirt that might contain an ounce of silver for $10 a jar provides just enough money to make it viable as a business plan to sell dirt.

@OccasionalHaHa 4 ай бұрын

1:10:40 I remember reading this in 2600 magazine.

@mcnicluvin 4 ай бұрын

Jabrils is gonna be devastated when he finds Your Only Move Is HUSTLE on steam and learns they already made his game. haha

@minimumwage2169 4 ай бұрын

Jerryrigeverything exclusive dirt was from his backyard underground bunker project. It definitely was limited edition

@Estuardomendez13 4 ай бұрын

i had an admin account in my school network and one of the tvs on a hallway was linked to the network to screen share and we had way too much fun with it

@scrubbybubkinz5264 4 ай бұрын

27:25 that's checkmate showdown

@scrubbybubkinz5264 4 ай бұрын

or Yomi hustle?

@krillianlastrange4886 4 ай бұрын

Allen's handwarmer idea already exists, I i saw it in the app store in like 2014.

@NerdAboveALL8 4 ай бұрын

So just pewdiepie's tuber simulator

@jupitersky 4 ай бұрын

Numbers go up

@Rickdadick96122 4 ай бұрын

Kevin’s game sounds amazing!!

@rumpardrayrumpardrayz9147 4 ай бұрын

I’d love to hear jabrils take on PALWORLD

@happyskating2000 4 ай бұрын

So… is there a rumor about jabrils and a dog and peanut butter…?

@Tunkkis 4 ай бұрын

There is now.

@notjacob4819 4 ай бұрын

Would love to see you guys get Stuff Made Here on the podcast.

@dr.blauerkraut 4 ай бұрын

9:52 I personally think it has to do with a good ol' case of caveman brain. I have sticks, now i have twice the sticks. A doubling is the first full power of magnitude, thus making it the easiest motivator. i will elaborate if requested, but i doubt anyone cares what im saying

@Telamon8 4 ай бұрын

peanut butter dog is good, but the chemistry game would have the greatest chance for getting myself into trouble and that is much more appealing for me, so I vote for the chemistry game :3

@OccasionalHaHa 4 ай бұрын

1:02:02 THe person posting the jobs is charged with conspiracy to commit murder, AT LEAST. They might be able to get the unwitting accomplices with manslaughter if a reasonable person could see the impending murder from the device that was being created. Maybe it becomes more clear to them as it's nearly finished.

@bjg394 4 ай бұрын

Holy crap, I haven't thought about Toribash in YEARS.... I'm going to go download it

@calculatedrisk5463 4 ай бұрын

I vote Kevin's idea

@mediup2472 3 ай бұрын

As a russian I chuckled at the bit at 52:00

@nhancin 4 ай бұрын

Modern Captchas just watch how your mouse moves so they will ask you to select pictures if they're not completely sure. The movement of your mouse as you select the images is how they determine if you are human or not.

@WhileTrueCode 4 ай бұрын

yeah thats like the only thing that the checkbox for "im not a robot" does

@omarg2079 4 ай бұрын

im cracked on the mouse and keyboard they wouldnt be able to tell me apart from bots tbh.

@WhileTrueCode 4 ай бұрын

@@omarg2079 rofl yeah i think probably all they are really doing is making sure a program isnt using like SetCursorPos() to teleport the mouse cursor. sheeit if u a gamer ur mouse DPI is probably high enough it still looks like a traceable path

@applebroz222 4 ай бұрын

In a few instances researchers have found that recaptcha actually doesn't care about mouse movements at all. Even if it does, it looks at much much more than just mouse activity. There isn't much official info on how it works but it's speculated that it looks at Google cookies, client side browser/environment information, IP info, activity on the website prior to clicking the checkbox, injecting client side JS and seeing if/how the code runs on the client browser, just about whatever data they can get a hold of...

@Ozoito 2 ай бұрын

Fun fact: our dog doesn’t like peanut butter. The first of its kind I’ve ever known to violate this rule, unfortunately for us 😂

@thecurator2045 4 ай бұрын

Jabril just repitching Your Only Move Is Hustle

@thecurator2045 4 ай бұрын

Guys didn’t even get to the deeper lore and minigames of cookie clicker

@personwhohasnoname 4 ай бұрын

Fortnite really benefited from the pandemic as well. There was a while there where it was the place for preteens to hang out and socialise when the couldn't go out, and the concerts and stuff they were hosting. It makes sense those years were big earners.