In other words, Fuck the Moon In other words, please destroy it

“Fly me to the moon Let me make it have a crack Let Sokka have her back Then lets go to Jupiter & Mars” (I tried…and yes I take criticism)

"this tweet blew up, wish the moon would"

@@myahuske9229 you want criticism? Stop watching anime, it's cringe as fuck.

@@myahuske9229 Fly me to the moon So I can kick it's fucking ass Let me show it what I learned In my moon Jujitsu Class In other words Catch these hands In other words, Coward. Fight me. Fill my heartless void And let me see you explode You are all I've hated So, please just go In other words Fuck the Moon In other words I hate you Fill my heartless void And let me see you explode You are all I've hated And I just need to watch you go In other words Fuck the Moon In other words (x2) I hate you

Racism towards werewolves i see...

And we would be safe from saiyan attacks too.

@@Pianodog Truly deplorable smh 😞

Well if that's all we're after, we actually don't need to blow up the moon, we just need to alter its orbit so that it never appears full when viewed from the earth, which would be possible if we have it revolve in a north-south direction instead of an east-west one.

There would also no longer be moon cheese, I love moon cheese.

Anarcho-Avianist-Nihilism

I have nothing to lose I will get the launch codes myself

@@K.C.J wake up babe new ideology just dropped

Abian, not Avian.

@@biomecraft356 Nope, is bird now.

No joke... This is legit one of the best comments I've seen in a long time. You have a certain way with words.

im down

The KZfaq comment section can make the guy who wants to shuffle the planets relatable.

Evolution made so many fuck ups that we could fix, so why not planetary physics? Oh wait, we CAN! With megastructures, turning all those dumb planets into one massive ringworld, or even an alderson disc surrounding the entire sun.

@@davitdavid7165 ?

I for one support this

Dr. Abian: Could this be one of my people?

Meanwhile, Luigi destroys half the moon with a comet

Starts blasting triple trouble eggman's part

That's pissing, not deleting

yes

FUCK THE MOON!

Andrew?

@@theredbread9584 andrew is the guy huggbees paid to act out what he's saying. dont mention it, but huggbees has big giant lips (hence why his voice is nice, but he doesnt appear in videos) so he hired a guy to lip sync what hes saying while looking normal

@@sirgallabad _fuck_ the moon

"I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!" =Cave Johnson

@@ali_m_ " IM GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS!"

How many times has that franchise rewriten itself just to sell stuff at this point?

Piccolo wasnt the first one tho, roshi did it in the first dragon ball

@@jackstandproductions6558 yup! You are right. Unfortunately a lot of people who watched DBZ didn’t watch the original.

@@williamjackson8782 A shame. It's a fun, simple anime with a heavier focus on fantasy and martial arts than sci-fi. Red Ribbon Army arc was great.

@@jackstandproductions6558 When Roshi blew it up, I laughed. Then I realized he murdered all the moon rabbits and those three guys Goku put up there.

That's what I was thinking

Technically, if we just destroyed the Sun, there'd be no climate, therefore no climate could change

Or, in the wise words of Patrick Star... We should take the moon and push it somewhere else!

All our trash

I think is more fesable then blowing the moon that shit is massive, nukes will only make a crater

Or just bring 3 of Jupiter's moons into the same orbit of the moon so we have 3 water worlds to colonize

@@SylviaRustyFae good news, we dont need to, the moon is disgusted by humanity and push itself away slowy (probably within couple hundren million years)

I never expected him to make a video about Alexander Abian, though. this is my favorite of all the commentary videos so far. it makes me miss the days when crackpot academics were interesting, harmless curiosities and not hell bent on starting some kind of fascist personality cult like Jordan Peterson.

@@BasedPureblood gtfo out of hear with that bigoted ass acronym

@@BasedPureblood OOOGA BOOOGA BOOGA

I am all for it as well it really suits his style of commentary to laugh at a script. Honestly I have always loved it when someone had to take over the story for a minute cause Andrew was dying laughing trying to read something.

@@hughjanus2252 cringe snowflake

Your joking?

rinsing machine

Worth it

Could only play 7 ball billiards.

I was scolling while listening, and I read the quote the same time he said it, lol

never fails to appoint

If you fail at failing, are you a winner or a loser? Also a lethal dose is also a lifetime supply

Mission failed successfully

@@spextacls1582 if you fail at failing all you do is win Instant winner

@@vakk985 no its fails to disappoint

I'd ask if you've ever actually met a flat earther in real life but it's useless because people can and will lie about anything just to feel right. The public sphere you talk about isn't real. It's a small group of people that are dumb being passed around and used to boost egos like a Twink in prison. Not a big group at all

@@goodguyguan3412 I guess you haven't seen Jordan Klepper covering Trump Rallies or talking to Qanon believers. There's WAY more stupid people than you think. I live in fairly educated NJ and am amazed at the stupidity here. Then, when I travel out of state, holy shit it's on a whole new level. I'll give a 5 dollar bill and a dime to a cashier for something that costs $1.10 and they are totally stumped. Luckily most of them have smart registers now.

Crow777?

Public disc man c'mon the public space is flat

@@goodguyguan3412 I actually have met a flat-earther. He was weird in other ways too, he was obsessed with fish, like tropical fish, and I think he might have been a bit of a pedophile, but that was just a suspicion. I got in a huge argument with him about it after I realized he wasnt joking, he was a coworker and I didnt really wanna start shit. The reason you think its super rare is because they tend to be insane hermits who never leave their houses, so you never meet them. And honestly, I think Catholics are as weird or weirder, its just that Catholicism is socially acceptable. My last boss didnt believe slavery in the united states was real, at least not the way its portrayed in the media. Madness is everywhere brother, you just dont have many opportunities to uncover it

That happened in Cowboy Bebop and it didn't work out so good for them

Dude, our moon is super big. That's cool enough to me.

@@marcoasturias8520 We can make it cooler!

the moon would only really become rings (in a way we *could* survive) by hitting the Roche limit, which is basically coming close enough to the earth that it disintegrates into rock chucks.

It's a solution that holds a definite finality to it, isn't it?

WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest KZfaqr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear rock

Same

oh yeah its big brain time

ah yes, you know his logic while the video is only 1 minute older than your comment..

Damn. Axxl isn’t a bot.. He actually said ‘rock’

I think he just really REALLY hated the moon

He was by most accounts a pretty smart guy, it's just that he was educated in mathematics and blowing up the moon is physics. It seems more like a delusional obsession than stupidity

Not really equivalent since the man was obviously both intelligent and educated. I find a more apt reason is really intelligent/creative people are far more open to new ideas. Obviously this has its advantages but less talked about is the fact this also allows ideas into your thinking that aren't necessarily in line with objective systems and facts we've come up with, since that is a box and creative thinkers tend to think outside of that. Obviously that can lead to incredible discoveries that revolutionizes our entire fundemental understanding of science, or it can be let me kick the fucking moons ass.

This guy was definitely highly intelligence, he merely was batshit insane.

@@picgmr1575He played Majora’s Mask one time as a kid and was never tha same

Just aim straight down until you reach the moon's core

@@youtubestudiosucks978 hypersonic piss drill

It's not _humanly_ possible, that's why he fashioned a prosthetic... ahem, surrogate moon pissing device.

Hmm

Ted Theodore? Like Ted Ted? I thougt it was John...?

@@moabt.frican7163 psshh naaah

I thought you hated technology

Mail it to the moon.

Ah, a modal american.

Probably not a week, maybe more like a hundred years or so (which is still barely any time at all on a cosmic scale of course). Otherwise, that's just how plain old gravity works, as far as I'm aware. The reason why we even have a moon in the first place is currently thought to be due to another protoplanet slamming into the young Earth during its formative years and throwing up a lot of material from both planets into the newly merged planet's orbit. The stuff that didn't fall back to Earth or fly off into interplanetary space eventually lumped together under its own gravity and formed the Moon. Therefore, if we did somehow manage to blow the moon to pieces, I believe pretty much the same thing would happen again - some of the Moon's mass would fall down to Earth or fly off into deep space, but the rest would stay in orbit and eventually form the Moon again, though it would naturally be a bit smaller due to the amount of mass it lost.

Nah, it would form rings like Saturn, and form a couple tiny moons

@@linecraftman3907 nope, the reason rings exist around Saturn is because they're constantly replenished.

​@@generalrubbish9513 I am smashed at the moment and would like to return to this conversation. You are missing a bit. I have what I have written but basically comes down to accretion. Gravity is bound by the inverse square law, and is extremely weak. Accretion is quantum. I'll get back to you, and if you don't hear from me please reply. I get distracted easily.

@@newguy3588 by what? The cryovolcanism of moons is miniscule. The rings are slowly slowing down and falling into Saturn atmosphere

My wife chuckled at the "big succ" but says I am childish when it comes to chuckling at the planet name Uranus. Oh well, still big succ is funny.

Plus - 'The Big Suck'? AND vacuum references? He REALLY needs to stop bringing up his kinks in these vids. It's just tiresome.

Yup

Lol

It's so subdued that most of the people who watch the show never even pick up on it lol.

It is pretty much another word for Fate in the universe. Seeing how it is a legitimate tangible force in the two jojo universes.

Gravity is vital for hamon users.

Do you believe in gravity

Ok but do you realize how many things are on the ground in Jojo? Each one of those instances is relevant to the plot. Every single moment in time that a character is on the ground means that gravity is having an effect on the story. It would completely fuck up the plot if at any point any of the main characters were to take a step forward and then fly into space, therefore every instant of time is considered a use of gravity in JJBA.

More nights!

Welp time for a cold death.

Buzz buzz

OH NO NOT THE BEES!

@@ota3933 Pokey's mom will always occupy a cold and bitter place in my mind

Bees nuts.

@@poethewondercat7851 gotteem

Enrico is mad

He really does love a big suck, huh?

Well yes and no. Waves are mostly caused by wind. Wind is caused by presaure differentials. Pressure differentials (other wise known as "the weather") is caused by the sun heating the earths crust and ocean currents. Ocean currents are caused by differing levels of salinity. Differing levels of salinity are caused by rainwater through rivers and melting ice. Melting ice is seasonal caused by the earths tilt. The tilt is caused by gravity from the moon and other celestial bodies. So the moon causes waves I guess. You right I dunno im not a waveologist

@@Demonslayer20111 me neither man i dunno shit

completly destroying the moon and removing it's remaints (because gravity is still a thing and splitting a planetoid simple in pieces will only cause it to reform again, also the effect the moon has on the earth wouldn't change) would end all life on earth, as this would stop the tilting effect of the moon which creates the strong magnetic field of the earth resulting in the sun bathing us in radiation.

rinsing machine

Nice.

TBF a nuclear winter would stop global warming

@@thomascroker4730 nothing like a radioactive snow flurry .

But if we use all our nukes to blow up the moon, how will we achieve nuclear winter? D:

@@Flammifleure we need to use some of the nukes to push the moon into the earths atmosphere and then use the rest of the nukes to blow it up, thereby simultaneously achieving nuclear winter

I have had that exact video planned for months now. Don't tell nobody.

Joseph best JoJo and Hamon is underrated.

Any Part having Speedwagon is already best.

Let's make this a thing - then abbreviate it to Randy Andy. Please. I'm begging everyone.

We'll throw a party on the moon and everyone will fart and burp in one direction to push the moon, like futurama!

Yeah... remember the Newton's law of equal force of going one direction and into the opposite direction. Imagine youself as the Earth and the Moon as an RPG rocket then you go stand directly behind a RPG7 being fired.😆

except he could’ve gone for the hat trick with “waste/waist” and didn’t