watching the packet in aidens pocket slowly fall out through the entire episode was weirdly entertaining to me

ludwig with the "mom just came home with the groceries and i am gonna help her" drip

I NEED to see a full episode of Aiden and slime trying to get a salaryman’s job and them working at that job then having a smoke break at the end

1:17:45 I love how anytime slime says "wow" to Aiden's humor it sounds like a dads reaction to hearing about his son's baseball practice

The bit of Aiden and Slime referencing an deleted bit and trying to figure out what they meant was the best sub-plot of the episode

Going back through old episodes really puts into perspective how often Ludwig's emotional state is a puzzle to the guys, but it's almost always Slime and Nick. Aiden usually stays quiet

Ludwig feels like 200% more theatre kid by the end of this episode and I can't tell if it's because he was cold and wanted to move more or if that was just this episode's energy.

aiden and slime talking about becoming salarymen sounds like the male equivalent of becoming one of those lana del rey tradwife instagram girlies

I can’t wait to watch the boys on Trash Taste 3 months from now 😊❤

Hearing Aiden talk about the idea of living in a different country and why it's so fantasised was such an underrated highlight of the episode

slime unironically turning red with embarrassment at 29:20 is such a golden moment

Slime "Lot of armchair doctors trying to diagnose me" Also Slime "I think Ludwig's mental in shattered, he will never feel joy."

the yard episode is the best part of my week which is probably a bad thing

I think I'm just now realizing Aiden is the most important member of the podcast. So many times I feel like he's my thoughts or they're making fun of him laughing and I can't stop giggling too.

Ludwig has been riding with Slimes bits more recently and it's really funny. He's become the straight man of the podcast so seeing him hard zag to pop aiden is great

i like how Lud has been successfully gaslit so much that he just goes along with the Breslyn bit now XD

When Ludwig said "long" all weird, I said out loud to myself "Stohp Charluh! This game has goune oun loung enugh", and Aiden making the same reference right afterwards was a weirdly validating experience.

i know it’s probably just because he’s cold but i’m obsessed with aiden standing up and immediately sitting back down at random points throughout the ep. he should do this all the time.

Aiden smoking an annual cigarette is the first time I’ve thought of him as a true Canadian

Been so hype for another Alt location episode! The middle part of this episode about the office environment and being a salaryman hit different

For those wandering. The thing in Aiden's pocket falls off at 1:16:36

Use the translate app on your phones boys. It’ll be a lot easier to communicate. Type it in English (or say it) and then press the Japanese translation. May not be 100% but it’ll help you with a lot of stress

Episodes get released right as my night shift ends. Love watching the yard on no sleep 🙏

As someone who’s been learning Japanese for 4 years and recieves nothing but encouragement from my Japanese friends to speak Japanese, it’s still so hard to start speaking Japanese in front of native speakers. It gets easier every time but I’m always so sure they’re gonna laugh at me

I broke a rip a week ago, watching them roast slime for bowing has me laughing so uncontrollably im in pain and its worth it

Complete and utter respect to Slime for his GT cap, representing in Japan no less, truly inspirational!

This episode was a banger, so many hitters. The patriots not making it back is one of my favorite bits in a while.

I like that they make the ad reads as frustrating for the company as possible sometimes. Like you know they sit there like should we even pay them out for this?

We’ve got to bring back the phrase “Hollywood handsome” for Ludwig

Linguini - "to punch someone's legs until they can't stand because their legs are unstable, like the linguini pasta attempting to stand on end", thanks Mang0

Archie always blows it away with the meme edits

Slime not following up his "thats crazy" is one of my all time favorite moments now

Petition to change The Yard's name to "The Yard episode 100"

Making fun of slime for liking bowing is so fucking funny for no reason

I love Slime writing down funny things to tell his friends later. His thoughts are so good he needs to share.

Seeing slime so reserved and calm is making me scared. His hater energy’s probably slowly building up inside him n he’s gonna blow a load on someone soon 🫣

I'm on my 6th month of working as an English teacher in Japan through JET after graduating comp sci last year in my home of Canada. Can confirm that while Japan is an interesting and beautiful place to visit, I definitely feel like an outsider at all times despite living here and speaking Japanese. Just "being in Japan" does not outweigh the dissatisfaction of a job you're not interested or the difficulty of navigating the piles of paperwork, radically different societal norms, etc. All this to say, I wouldn't recommend taking the easy way into Japan by becoming an English teacher if you're not genuinely considering that career path. And even then, it can be really tough. I made the decision to go back to Canada four months early, but I would consider coming back to work a tech job at an international company in Tokyo, Osaka, or Fukuoka in the future (note that the salary here is typically lower, but cost of living is as well). Feel free to shoot me a reply if you want to know anything else.

29:20 Slime coming out of left field but the vulnerability was so earnest you gotta respect it. Of course with laughs.

That setup looks fire. Compact and rugged, like me.

This episode has so many great bits, easily one of the funniest in awhile imo

slime’s hello kitty shirt is so adorable i need it immediately

Hooray knee pawn desk episode‼️

I love that lud is just accepting of the breslyn bit now and just goes along with it

I like how Slime poked fun of Ludwig's jacket because the whole episode I was thinking how much I liked it and wanted one myself lol.

I'm autistic and going into a profession where I want to help people who are autistic and I think the best and most accessible resource for anyone who is questioning or just wants more information on autism is Unmasking Autism by Dr. Devon Price. I think it's weird to armchair diagnose people you do not know but I think making resources and information more available is overall a good thing. The book goes in depth about autism and masking but it also weighs the pros and cons of getting a diagnosis. If anyone in the comments is considering a diagnosis I highly recommend reading the book so you can make an informed decision.

1:15:00 Ludwig pronounced Saskatchewan closer to how locals pronounce it than I've ever heard an American pronounce it. Maybe Ludwig is the most worldly yard member after all.

the second i open KZfaq to find a video to play alongside my meal.. thank you editors🙏🙏

Excited for this episode!! I think I’ll dm Aiden and tell him!

it's nice to see slime for the last time before he takes back what's his

Linguine is when you punch someone's legs until they are like noodles. I saw mango do it to m2k on stream a few years back

Was told to sound off in the comments and here I am, Sounding!

the Yard the only Podcast i actually watch instead of just listening to it during work

I'm glad you went to golden gai and had fun! Great ep guys!

Next episode Aidens going to be wearing like 17 dog tags from various taxi drivers

I think the reason you guys are not enjoying japan as much as you first thought is because of the cultural shock. Its just so different than what you guys are used to that it taints your experience slightly. The longer you stay the more comfortable you'll be and the more fun you'll have

Archie fucking killed it on the edits I laughed way too hard at that

The idea of "Slime and Aiden going to a soap land" came to me during this episode and for some reason I find it so incredibly funny

if you watch the pod they'll take you with them in business class. that's the kind of service you can expect from these lovely gentlemen

the antidepressent thing is so crazy accurate ive been on them for years and its the exact same feeling

A couple of weeks ago I moved to Seattle from the middle of the Desert in California and I think I'm starting to realize how different the culture is and how I kind of did it to feel like an outsider, to alienate myself because I hated the surrounding people and I wanted to have a newfound respect for those surrounding me, such as the salaryman. 56:21 actually hits so close to home now cause I realize the sentiment behind why I did it. Thank you Slime and Aimen for being lowkey very insightful

Why the weed hashtag lmao

Aidens face goes from laughing to serial killer so fast

1:16:35 THE MOMENT BEFORE THE BAG FALLS OUT

I really like when slime gets introspective. He should start making video essays or somethin

i don't understand why people were saying ludwig was the one that looks like a movie star when nick was rocking the 1950s hollywood star sunglasses

Why did Rick Astley replace Nick on the podcast?

Honestly, not having the patreon context for this Patriot Boys bit is making this so unreasonably funny that I almost don’t want the context

1:18:36 funniest thing from a pod, my favorite episode now tbh 😭😭

the yard puttin on drip today, slime in the hello kitty shirt, ludwigs fanny pack, aidens fuzzy coat and nicks shoulderbag

One of the funniest episodes so far. Great 100th ep

The fact that I genuinely find Lud's outfit to be fire suddenly greatly concerns me. Yet for some reason... I still can't help but love it

Can we start calling Patroen members Patriots

Hey nick, historian here. The "bless you" tradition comes from people believing that evil spirits were released from sneezing. So people said bless you. Because you were more holy.

Slime rocking the Gran Turismo hat made my day

Pocari sweat is liquid gold. I miss it so much

This has been a very giggly episode and i love it

sorry if this is rude but as an autistic viewer slime has always been my favorite for relateability reasons, so there's that

The attempting to speak the language in stores question is exactly how I felt trying to speak Spanish in Spain

1:29:00 idiopathic toe walking (walking on your toes for no reason) isn't a diagnosis of autism, but it definitely is a very common behavior in autistic people. but even if you don't have autism, as an autistic person, you can have a pass brother

the coat over the ohtani jersey is crazy...i see the vision tho. id love to try that one day

Slime needs to keep that beard 1000%

13 minutes in and I'm laughing a lot, the dark jokes about not making it back was so funny X'D It took a while to understand what they meant lol

I love the part where Slime talks about being uncomfortable with money when he grew up without it. Im feeling something similar since I’m about to start a high paying job soon and will finally have more financial stability when growing up it was food banks, donations, etc. it’s such a weird thing because you’re still fortunate for being in the situation you’re in, but there’s this weird disconnect where you feel like you’re loosing a major part of yourself. Much love from Westminster, Colorado

Why is Nick the bisexual looking one

Aiden was so fucking funny this ep

When Ludwig asked what he is about and Slime then Nick deadpanned good weed I was dying laughing.

As a smash fan since 2014 obviously I know what a linguini is. It's when you hit someone's legs so much and so hard that they can't stand up. Hope this helps.

is it just me or does Nick's hair look really good this ep?

the yard logo on the microphones is such a cute touch

my favorite part of the podcast is when they talk over eachother at the end, i love it its like a little desert

the mask in aidens pocket falls on 1:16:36 you're welcome

Slime's Gran Turismo hat goes so hard

I think the reason it’s so funny and not cringe watching them make fun of other cultures is that they themselves are like caricatures of LA boys, but actually

Ludwig roasting aiden for putting on chapstick weird and then saying Feboo-airy had me dying 1:17:30

Ludwig is right. Once you leave the states being called an American is a slur. The amount of times I've been called an American in certain instances and had the gutteral reflex to say "am not" like I was in 6th grade being called gay 😂

It really is a shame Aiden won't be coming back. He will be missed. 😞

Slime is Lead patriot

this episode is an instant classic

One of the better audio-only episodes.

“Thank you airbnb-san” -Ludwig ahgren