Did anyone else notice at 3:12 when Daniel said "So I was a kid who was this tall..." and put out his hand to indicate that we was... the same height he is now?

Rex, you warped that story so much, but I still love you.

It is easier for me to abstain from wine and whisky than coffee. I'm not a coffee drinker. I'm a coffee user. I'm brain dead, grumpy and an extreme danger to myself until I have my first cup in the morning. In regards to Embarrassing Stories.... if you are ever doing any public speaking in front of thousands of people.... if you go to the bathroom before going on stage.... MAKE SURE YOUR ZIPPER IS UP!

DANIEL, increase your sommy power by offering the location of your secret stash... in exchange for Rex’s super-secret cringe story. Do it! Do it now! NOW!

That was very entertaining and very funny episode! More please!!

Man, this is probably the best dry week episode ever. :D

Haven't laughed that hard in a while! Thank you both!

I’m like Rex, I always repress my embarrassing stories. It’s seriously the worst feeling😂

Hank Hill: "It's really our fault, Peggy. I guess somewhere along the line we forgot to teach Bobby [Rex] shame."

Well, Rex.. that may be the first time I have heard of anyone giving a car a golden shower while driving. Um.. well done?

Wow, this is freakin' therapeutic man, seriously. These stories make me feel far less embarrassed by my own. Cheers!

I can't believe Jason Murphy is on the whiskey vault...

Been a little while since I've watched a video (the youtube grind is real!) I love the intro graphic for dry week. Couldn't resist coffee and fun stories. Have a good one!

Rex may have just revealed the secret to a lasting relationship. If his marriage survived that nothing short of death itself will break those two apart. Congrats to you both.

I need more content like this. Love it.

Thanks for making dry week easier gentlemen, I'm a couple hours behind you bu I'll make it.

We've all been there, Rex. I've filled up more Gatorade Bottles than a would-be Andy Warhol exhibit.

Daniel "I have to go 15 yards in 8 counts" I miss those days.....now I do 10 yards in 4 counts

hilarious video guys, keep up the great work.

Been watchng you two for just a couple weeks. Have to say that I had tears running down my face while listening to the bathroom story from Daniel and the wizzing like a fire hose in the wife's car from Rex. Told my wife the stories and she was laughing just as hard as I was. She told me if I ever have to pee that bad while in her car I had better pull over and pee on the shoulder no matter what. Al

That coffee is SO GOOD!!

I new there was a hidden, not reveled yet, reason I love you Rex!!!

I needed that laugh. Thanks guys. The whole time in the poo story I was thinking Dumb & Dumber.

Rex your story sounds like something straight out of a road trip comedy 😂🤣😂🤣😂

LOL!!! Loved the stories

This toilet story is unhinged. Beats anything that's ever happened to me 10 fold.

My embarrassing story. I was riding my bicycle in the days with toe clips and straps to secure your feet to the pedals. I rode up to a road construction site where they tapered the road to one lane and had a red light at either end to control the traffic. They had temporary concrete dividers at either side of the road, I thought I would be really cool and unclip my right foot and put it on top of the concrete divider instead of putting it on the ground, My foot slipped over the divider, dragging me and my bike with it. I ended up on the other side of the divider, flat on my back with the bike wheels pointing straight up to the sky. The people in the five cars that were stopped behind me were laughing their asses off when I was finally able to untangle myself and stand up.

I'm so sad I missed the death wish chocolate bar... Can't wait for more death wish

This was glorious!

I love the fact that Daniel's voice runs freely on the high pitch ground when he's feeling deep in shit haha

It tickled me when you guys were fighting over the chocolate! :)

Why I'm here? (It's an interesting story, trust me...) I've watched all of your videos prior to this one and I've watched all of your videos except the next one ahead of this... and NOW ... I have to catch them all. That's the real reason. There's a gap in the videos that you have created that I've seen, and I need to finish off or close that gap. Do you know that phenomenon? Put Daniel on, he would know about that. I need to finish them all. Totally serious when i say congratulations to you guys for making fantastic videos. I can watch all of your videos because they're great, man... they're great! Cheers!

Daniel. I had almost the same story once! Only it was at home. And I had to use the plunger to uncork the nasty stuff inside while staring right at some floaters that were staring at me.

Best. Episode. Ever.

Sharing time is best time! Terrible shit can happen to us all, recovering is the most difficult part. Looking forward to tomorrow just around 1pm EST for me for secret yet not secret reasons. :P

Hey guys. Been watching for over a year now and even got my friend Ryan to start watching. Both of us wanted to get a better understand if whiskey and some suggestions on what to get. It is at the point where I now have a 29 bottle collection (not bragging, just sharing my progress). With number 30 being knob Creek as soon as it's back in stock at my local liquor store. Also starting this Sunday myself and Ryan intend to make our first podcast where we drink whiskey discuss different random subjects, and of course a bunch of shinanigans. Thanks for helping me along the road.

I don't really drink but in honor of dry week, I've had a good snort of whisky each day this week. It's been a good week.

Don't know if this counts as embarrassing but here we go. I was having practice class on the abdominal surgery ward of our clinical centre here in Serbia (I'm a nurse). We were talking to patients, one patient was talking about her symptoms, she had a stone in her gallbladder. Told us everything up to the operation. She then said she still has the stone, in a baggy, in her night stand. I was closest to it, so i opened the drawer and pulled the baggy out, the thing was massive, it was the size of an egg. Now, normally, i have a pretty dark sense of humor, and sometimes i just say jokes because I'm used to my friends not being offended. I straight up said: "Well, at least you have a souvenir now!". Her face just dropped. The worst thing, my crush was next to me, and she was the one who pulled me out of the room after the joke. I later returned to the room to apologise. Now i enrolled in college to be a radiology technician to limit my possibilities to embarrass myself in front of patients.

God Damn I need a coffee now. 45 mins left of work for the work. Cheers gentlemen.

It seems that, while dry, the Somme out mooches the Mooch (chocolate bar), and the Mooch out sommes the Somme (coffee review)

I feel the need to apologize to all magnificent bastards. I was participating in dry week until a random stop at the state liquor store (all spirits are sold at state owned stores and nowhere else where I live.) They had 3 signatory releases a laphroaig 1997 cask strength, highland park 1999 unchill filtered release, and bowmore 2002 unchill filtered bottle. Only one that had a price was the bowmore at $104.99 the laphroaig and highland park wouldn't even ring up. So they gave me all three for $104.99 each. I couldn't resist a dram last night so dry week is starting over for me.

Okay, if I'm ever in Austin and I end up in jail, I hope whatever I did was MB enough that I look over and see you two in the tank with me! I laughed so hard I am crying!

my life will not be complete until i hear the untold rex story

Rex you artisaned the *cork noise* out of that coffee and chocolate pairing review.

That reminded me of the Tarantino joke in Desperado.

I want proof your sober, breathalyser tests each episode! xD

Hey guys i Just got a baby boy this week, he was three weeks early so i had to scramble to get a decent whiskey for the occasion. Managed to get my hands on highland park 18 which was really lucky becouse it is really dificult to get any HP where i live. Worth the hassle though. Would love if you could also raise your glasses to my little George. Thanks, great work.

Part of embarrassing stories sticking with you is the ability to experience shame. As a true mooch, you cannot possibly experience shame and therefore, you should have clear conscience as to not having too many stories.

I really do love the dry week intro

When whiskey snobs drinks coffee. There's a little bit of a fruity note.

aww marching band stories. i once fainted because i locked my knees while doing breathing exercises (basically hyperventilation). oh and it was a really warm summer day (100 ish Fahrenheit)

OMG Rex's piss story ... freaking hysterical.

We will now forever know Rex as the one guy who can’t stop his pee prematurely. Sad life

Love Death Wish, would recommend the Odinforce blend.

Damn that coffee sounds great

So very (very) short version of probably one of my most embarrassing. I was supposed to go on a trip to Costa Rica to travel with a friend who was already down there. I was going to meet her and her friends in San Jose Costa Rica. Well, I buy my ticket and a week or so later fly from my state to Chicago. Next thing i know I'm on the runway taking off and the captain says next stop San Jose California... yep, definitely botched that vacation up pretty bad.

Fn whiskey soaked coffee beans .... Brilliant !

Daniel : I take a dump and have to hide it. Rex: I have to give my wife and the car a golden shower. Rex Wins

So last week my doctor tells me no coffee for a week, during dry week no less and having purchased a bottle of Compass Box Peat Monster and Laphroaig 10. So no caffeine and no alcohol. Today he says I can go back to coffee but it can be decaf ONLY. I drink a pot of Death Wish daily. I am not happy right now.

How do you get toffee flavored whisky? Thanks

Rex I imagine you are still reminded of that day😂

Watching this video I was about to commiserate with Daniel. Being a former band nerd myself I totally get where's he's coming from with the base drum. But then Rex had to jump in. The fire hose, oh god why the fire hose?! Let this be a cautionary tale to all the MB's out there who have just recently gotten engaged or are soon to be. It's probably not the best idea to test that who, "for better or for worse," part of your marriage vows so soon after the ceremony, but if you can make it through that, you should be good to be with them for the rest of your life. Cheers.

It hurts a little bit watching you make the coffee but great video

Classic toilet story, lmao

Eyyy dry week! Luckily it ends on my Birthday!

That toilet story needs to be reenacted like they do with Drunk History. Chad, get ready to play a young poop fisherman named Daniel.

In 2008 I peed in my friends car between southwestern and austin on the same stretch of road attempting the same gatorade bottle stunt. That poor rav 4.

If I'm a new subscriber during dry week, does that make me a 'Abstinent Bastard'?

Death Wish Coffee is amazing!!

I think the Magnificent Bastard graphic should be changed for the dry week donations.. thoughts?

I'm amazed she didn't demand a new car. As far as I'm concerned anything soaked in urine is a write off.

Dern, ya'll are fast!

Death Wish Coffee? Goddamn, that is a way to jump start your day. Or end your life.

I would say Rex looks more like Wil Wheaton then Jason Murphy

Death Wish coffee is AWESOME! Try the Valhalla blend if it is still available. This coffee company is very similar to small up and coming distilleries........ Many hits, a few misses, and something to be watched closely for a few years!

Hey Rex and Daniel....how long does it take to get accepted to the Whiskey Tribe Facebook page?!?!? Jeez!

Guys why could please please do one episode on other spirits? Maybe gin, or brandy/cognac. How about best brandies for whisky drinkers? Is there a reason you didn’t do this yet?

What happened to Monday's video

You ever get the "whisky tribe" chocolate I sent in?

first off, Rex, sir, your wife is a keeper!!! if all you had to do was detail her car, you lucked the f out!!!! second, imagine that's a first date, and the genius you are decide to go to the *sketchy* taco place... not the on that looks sketchy but is the good stuff, but the one that you look at the building it's in and think "meth, not even once...". .... and then, an hour long drive back to your place.... in her car... with you driving... on the first date.... things did not go as pleasant as your experiences....

Daniel the chocolate mooch

Rex "The Fire Hose" Williams...?

Rex? you had your honeymoon in St. Lucia, what year?

what happened to Monday's video? you can't take away my bastardization 😭

Hey, what happened to the arkay video? Why I am thinking there's an embarrassing story involved?

What's the name or brand of that chocolate? I want it.

FourFootDanielLike a turtle....

pls finish that old pulteney

I've got a 10 for you.

So, Dry Heave week is almost over, right?

Damn, this coffee is sold out on their web site /sadface

Daniel did you wear Dinkles?

Well i made it

Hold up... that was a just 5 and there is a story he will take to his grave?

Woo! First 10

Daniel is a chocolate mooch.

Ps. I am pretty sure this absolves me from dry week ;)

ROFL

Rex, you gotta get a new sweater. Every time you wear it, my wife says "same two grease stains" (referring to your sweater, not you guys).

5th I guess lol