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Useless Farm

Useless Farm

Күн бұрын

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@ritatodd1070
@ritatodd1070 Жыл бұрын
How much do we all love this woman, and her useless farm.😊
@tiffanystokes5509
@tiffanystokes5509 24 күн бұрын
I just came across a short video of this channel a week ago and laughed my ass off! I subscribed immediately and went back and watched all of the older videos. So funny 😂!
@tashaturner4609
@tashaturner4609 Жыл бұрын
I love how Mrs. Little Duck waddles down the hall as if she is on the Met Gala red carpet! Butt feather swoosh and all! Magnificent! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@kelli_kellz
@kelli_kellz Жыл бұрын
Not Stanley taking Karen to pound town! I just choked on my water. 😂
@TheKatarinaGiselle
@TheKatarinaGiselle Жыл бұрын
4:59 when Karen’s head pops up a few seconds after Stanley’s…😂 I died!
@nuthinbutlove
@nuthinbutlove Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Lucyy392
@Lucyy392 Жыл бұрын
The brutal reality of actually owning a farm. This is the most honest online farm owning presence I have seen on KZfaq and I am here for it! Love the content and the everyday life with the animals. ❤️
@minagelina
@minagelina 7 ай бұрын
I love it because I always think I want to own a smaller version of this and I'm learning a lot. So far, it looks doable. I don't mind shoveling poop and I've dealt with birds before, and hauling huge bags is in my background. Hopefully one day......
@hiramhaji7813
@hiramhaji7813 6 ай бұрын
It’s an absolute fact, it’s got to be one of the funniest channels on KZfaq because I just got a text to airdrop the day you know😂😂😂
@richardburnett-_
@richardburnett-_ 5 ай бұрын
Plus one o' those emus WILL put an eye out in time.
@richardburnett-_
@richardburnett-_ 5 ай бұрын
Useless . . . a severe understate.
@67laquaa
@67laquaa 4 ай бұрын
Oh my goodness.... This is an extremely entertaining channel! I hope this lady doesn't really do this all by herself... I hope she has someone else with her! Love y,'all! ❤
@jsully8076
@jsully8076 Жыл бұрын
You know how interesting and fun and entertaining you have to be to make a video of yourself cleaning out a barn and just hanging with your animals and I'm like loving every minute? That's a damn fine accomplishment right there!
@misterj597
@misterj597 Жыл бұрын
The official footwear of Useless Farms-sandals with socks. Also, crocs with socks. Or looking like a dirty wet sock, in Michael’s case.
@Sherri-Shakti-MamaBear-QHHT
@Sherri-Shakti-MamaBear-QHHT Жыл бұрын
If you had a 24/7 live cam of the farm, I’d watch all day & night. ☺️
@GGiblet
@GGiblet Жыл бұрын
Wouldn't we all?!😊 It would be fabulous
@nuthinbutlove
@nuthinbutlove Жыл бұрын
Same here
@BIGBlazyn
@BIGBlazyn 11 ай бұрын
No more reality tv for me
@candieschonauer4083
@candieschonauer4083 10 ай бұрын
Me too!!!!
@catherinemiller6710
@catherinemiller6710 5 ай бұрын
Same 😊
@mufasah888
@mufasah888 Жыл бұрын
If Stanley took Karen to Pound Town more often maybe Karen wouldn't be so cranky. 😂
@lizzikujala-korpela6791
@lizzikujala-korpela6791 Жыл бұрын
She was kinda tame this time. I guess it worked lol
@BarnMouse
@BarnMouse Жыл бұрын
That sounds she made was even more frightening than her normal self. Poor Stanley. He must be terrified to comply but it did give Amanda a break from Karens' relentless attacks.
@nuthinbutlove
@nuthinbutlove Жыл бұрын
😂
@nuthinbutlove
@nuthinbutlove Жыл бұрын
​@@lizzikujala-korpela6791right 😂
@terrihickman1823
@terrihickman1823 11 ай бұрын
OMG! 🤣 when you let us all in on what was happening...STANLEY'S TAKE'N KAREN TO "POUND TOWN" I JUST LOST IT! 🤣🤣🤣 AMANDA, YOUR HUMOR AND SARCASM ARE SO APPRECIATED YOU'RE A NATIONAL TREASURE!!!! STANLEY, YOU'RE VERY BRAVE, AND KAREN, WELL WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU ARE. When will we be seeing little STANLEY JR'S , can't wait 👍 Much Respect Amanda, for the constant backbreaking hard work on the daily. For the love and devotion that is there for all your animals...even KAREN and BRAD. YOU'RE AMAZING!!! ❤
@artvet2
@artvet2 Жыл бұрын
You, young lady, have my total admiration! You, your husband (partner), and children (?) are absolutely special! I just finished catching up on all the BS activities and news of our political class, and I opened a bottle of wine to fight the "depressions" and tuned in to you. Spirits soaring now, and I lift a toast to you!
@jimmyj5035
@jimmyj5035 Жыл бұрын
Right on Cue Karen & Stanley pop their heads up like they were "Helen & Stanley ROPER" Doing it! OMG So Hilarious 😂
@scorpion-lg4ic
@scorpion-lg4ic 4 ай бұрын
ohhhh.... taking me back to my childhood. I used to love Mrs. Roper. she was so sweet. Stanley was an old crotchety curmudgeon but as much as he said she annoyed him, he loved Mrs. Roper
@cathywhite721
@cathywhite721 Жыл бұрын
Every time I see Karen lurking I hear the theme from Jaws 😳
@conmckfly
@conmckfly Жыл бұрын
The comparison to toddlers that don't wear diapers - brilliant. Had me laughing my tush off!!
@lisaobrien4898
@lisaobrien4898 6 ай бұрын
Stanley is really brave to peck someone who's holding a pitchfork. 😆
@shawnfranke2637
@shawnfranke2637 Жыл бұрын
I will always be entertained by Stanley’s Interpretive Dance routines. ❤❤❤
@Blueswedishbeauties
@Blueswedishbeauties 2 ай бұрын
😂
@maggpiprime954
@maggpiprime954 Жыл бұрын
Stanley's "pecking" up some bad habits from Karen! 😱
@earthlingjohn
@earthlingjohn Жыл бұрын
HR needs to remind Stanley that Karen is *not* a role model
@hiba4935
@hiba4935 Жыл бұрын
How do her nails always look this immaculate 💅 💝
@lynnbaileyrose
@lynnbaileyrose Жыл бұрын
I always wonder this. Although thinking back to my stripper-esque nails while bartending and serving they are pretty easy to clean and hard to break if they're quality.
@RiesenWuschel
@RiesenWuschel 7 ай бұрын
Careful mate, you might spark a new conspiracy with this comment XD
@lynryall1317
@lynryall1317 Жыл бұрын
Peacock display is awesome xxx
@LuisaD93
@LuisaD93 Жыл бұрын
Luv those animals ❤ “A truck stop toilet brush!” I usually stick up for Michael but you ain’t wrong on this one sis ! LMAOO 😂 Gotta hand it to ya Amanda but your a Boss! You work so hard and luv on those animals and your videos never fail to make me laugh and entertain me. So thanks!!
@ktbean10
@ktbean10 4 ай бұрын
I was screaming laughing at the toilet brush comment....🤣🤣🤣
@lauriestone9373
@lauriestone9373 Жыл бұрын
50 shades of Stanley? The alpacas are looking like wet and dirty unmade beds but are still so freaking cute lol. 🦙🦙
@blue_0.0
@blue_0.0 Жыл бұрын
Karen and Stanley looking over like "mum wtf are you doing"
@proofisinthepudding6327
@proofisinthepudding6327 Жыл бұрын
That is too cute! LOL
@janflower4068
@janflower4068 11 ай бұрын
Seriously Michael is like an instant chill pill just a look at his face makes me feel better
@MelissaThompson432
@MelissaThompson432 Жыл бұрын
2:19 I know peacocks sound eerie at their best, but that bird just said, "oh, no!!" in a voice distinctly reminiscent of Mr. Bill.
@Witchezcat
@Witchezcat 6 ай бұрын
I *knew* I heard that ! 😆
@lizhanbury1876
@lizhanbury1876 Жыл бұрын
LOVE this extended chorin' video! I'm entertained by every second. I hope this means I'm now a certified Useless Farm intern (without having to lift a finger). ❤
@staciespur8293
@staciespur8293 Жыл бұрын
Stanley's dancing reminds me of Elaine dancing on Seinfeld!!
@amymurray2273
@amymurray2273 Жыл бұрын
Amanda I could be having my worst day and I watch you and the animals and it all goes away ❤❤❤
@woodchuck9
@woodchuck9 Жыл бұрын
Oh Stanley, why ya gotta be like that🫣
@texastwister6417
@texastwister6417 Жыл бұрын
Lol Stanley got the ‘I just got laid’ dance
@1962tami
@1962tami Жыл бұрын
I am so in love with your animals --- yes, even Brad❣ Thank you so very much for sharing them with us, Amanda. I hope your arms heal quickly ❤
@heidiembrey8320
@heidiembrey8320 28 күн бұрын
The way their heads pop up looking busted like '.oh, how long have you been here ?'
@phaedrawidney5246
@phaedrawidney5246 Жыл бұрын
Keith looks like he took all his anti-anxiety meds and os waiting for refill day
@belladivision9320
@belladivision9320 2 ай бұрын
Lolololol
@kricket8801
@kricket8801 Жыл бұрын
Never knew Stanley was so aggressive wow
@davidsavage6227
@davidsavage6227 8 ай бұрын
I could watch your videos for hours. You have great comedic timing and the way your eyes express so much more at exactly the right time. Great talent!
@MommaF8
@MommaF8 Жыл бұрын
You, dear lady, are far braver & more forgiving than I! I'd much prefer a freaking out horse than a calm emu...the emu are freaking TERRIFYING!!!😢
@friggintourist7751
@friggintourist7751 Жыл бұрын
Must be emu opposite day cuz for once karen didn't try to unalive you even once. Stanley however was determined to take you out one chunk at a time
@tashaturner4609
@tashaturner4609 Жыл бұрын
Jason never fails to make me burst out laughing just by seeing a glimpse of his face! 🤣😂🤣😂 Ok I did not know Trevor was.....fertile. I mean I guess I should’ve known when I saw what his neck resembles..... how great that he passes that on to his children! 😱😳🤯
@missyyy-
@missyyy- Жыл бұрын
I couldn’t stop laughing at your moist michael kisses ❤😂
@jizellassaf9431
@jizellassaf9431 Жыл бұрын
Sooo cute thank you for sharing!! Oh my gosh whenever you can, can you show more of the baby alpacas and goats ? So adorable 😊
@billburke2711
@billburke2711 Жыл бұрын
Lol You and your animals are so adorable.
@MsKindaSorta
@MsKindaSorta Жыл бұрын
Girrrl, get yourself a heavy duty straw broom. You’re using a soft house broom for all that bird shit!😂
@jerrodbeck1799
@jerrodbeck1799 Жыл бұрын
The natural therapy session. Thank you for sharing with us.🤟🏻
@k.d.3664
@k.d.3664 Жыл бұрын
There are special people in this world… You are one of them… I could never, and I mean, absolutely never do what you do, which is where all my respect and admiration comes from… You’re adorable!
@snowjewel3982
@snowjewel3982 Жыл бұрын
Stanley trying to bite us @19:41 was everything! 😂
@christinarichmire618
@christinarichmire618 Жыл бұрын
Doesn’t anybody help you with the chores? 😢 also Stanley’s hair has that Jack Nicholson look 😂 ❤
@tameramorrison8966
@tameramorrison8966 Жыл бұрын
Or Gary Busey's DUI mugshot.
@jenniferbond7073
@jenniferbond7073 6 ай бұрын
Amanda is married and has two kids. Her family probably just chooses to stay private.
@staciebrooks2583
@staciebrooks2583 8 ай бұрын
“Micheal? Are you drowning?” 😂😂 you are hilarious girl
@mayhembeading3737
@mayhembeading3737 Жыл бұрын
Ooooooohh nice, Michael has spiiiiiiiicy llama kisses. Spicy! Can't wait to see what Karen brings to the table this episode. Stanley will be his sweet self as usual.
@Sherri-Shakti-MamaBear-QHHT
@Sherri-Shakti-MamaBear-QHHT Жыл бұрын
Thank you, Amanda. I love you sharing your chores with us/ ☺️ Now I know how you stay in such great shape! 💪🏼💦❤️
@lisaricci4779
@lisaricci4779 Жыл бұрын
Well we all know Karen and Brad have murderous blood in their veins, but I am very shocked with Stanley he seems to be very aggressive lately maybe it's because he's around Karen too much. And Michael no comment LOL! Anyway the farm looks great the animals look great, stay safe no more bruises please.
@kathymyers7279
@kathymyers7279 Жыл бұрын
I wonder if it would be easier or worse if she got ahold of an emu costume to do chores in.
@tameramorrison8966
@tameramorrison8966 Жыл бұрын
Or maybe one of those dinosaur ones!
@fawnflores1168
@fawnflores1168 11 ай бұрын
She actually does have an emu costume 😁
@charlestait5303
@charlestait5303 Жыл бұрын
Sandals not my first choice in footwear for that job! I can however appreciate all the work you did on your makeup before all that work! Beautiful!
@gailsprangers9388
@gailsprangers9388 Жыл бұрын
You clean like I do😊. I always take short moments to interract with my pets when I am cleaning too. It seems reassuring to them and rejuvenating to me❤. You can see what a loving person you are by the way they all respond to you, despite all their shenanigans 😂. Loved your "get a room" remark😂😂
@tammywilshire4170
@tammywilshire4170 5 ай бұрын
Lactose intolerant toddlers that refuse to wear a diaper. That description is Pure gold. As a fellow duck owner i can fully atest that this is 100% accurate. 😂
@bethcushway458
@bethcushway458 Жыл бұрын
Ooooh Amanda! Those pecks from Stanley looked really painful. Hope you're ok? I'm genuinely shocked he got so spikey towards you.
@randquadrozzi5850
@randquadrozzi5850 Жыл бұрын
Good job i know it's a ton of work keeping that many different animals.
@SweetUniverse
@SweetUniverse Жыл бұрын
I've got a pair of on-sale birks as work shoes, too - they're sturdy, you can go for miles in em & it's ok if they're ugly because no one cares 👍👍
@akowboyshippielife7405
@akowboyshippielife7405 Жыл бұрын
Much love to everyone and their families from Cedar City Utah USA currently 🤠💪🙏🏵️🤠
@DebShort1
@DebShort1 11 ай бұрын
He was shaking his tail feathers and everything😅 He wanted her to look.at.his.tail.feathers. 😂
@antonellamenegatti8607
@antonellamenegatti8607 Жыл бұрын
Lovely Gary 🥰👍🙋
@QueenStarNova
@QueenStarNova Жыл бұрын
I haven't watched in a while so I had no idea you had those BEAUTIFUL peacocks!
@Robert_Mark_Norris
@Robert_Mark_Norris Жыл бұрын
It’s like watching myself do barn chores…1 step forward, 2 steps back. 🤣
@SweetUniverse
@SweetUniverse Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a mom, "MICHAEL??!!"
@user-cl1ew9ki5i
@user-cl1ew9ki5i 11 ай бұрын
If only Stanley had little hands then he'd be pulling at your sleeve saying "Mom mom are you finished yet?" But the poor little guy only has a beak😢 ❤ from Brisbane Australia 🇦🇺
@KOOLBadger
@KOOLBadger Жыл бұрын
Truck stop toilet brush?😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 but the poor guy does.. I love his stupid face! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
@tashaturner4609
@tashaturner4609 Жыл бұрын
I thought the Alpacas 🦙 were the grossest.....but congrats 🎉 Paul and the HR team!
@TLhike
@TLhike Жыл бұрын
Stanley picking up bad habits from Karen!!
@mikemilnes7093
@mikemilnes7093 11 ай бұрын
Lets start a go fund me so Amanda can get that new shovel she is secretly dreaming about or we could surprise her at Christmas. We can say it's from Karen!
@cathleenlindsey3128
@cathleenlindsey3128 7 ай бұрын
You always make me laugh out loud. That's rare for me to truly laugh but you manage to do it daily. Thank you. ❤
@tmtb80
@tmtb80 Жыл бұрын
Stanley with his after-pound-town dance! There's no I in TEAM, but there is a GaryGoose on that team.
@kricket8801
@kricket8801 Жыл бұрын
Gary telling you about his day all the way across the yard lmao
@alwaysflying6540
@alwaysflying6540 5 ай бұрын
The duck was the best part for me. What a cutie pie
@stompthedragon4010
@stompthedragon4010 6 ай бұрын
Its so sweet how the animals love you as much as you obviously love them
@devinecatlady
@devinecatlady Жыл бұрын
I felt that "f#@k" when the chook pellets spilt over 😆😂💜
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Жыл бұрын
You say "stop being a d#$k, Brad" as though that were possible
@FridaysCreek
@FridaysCreek 3 ай бұрын
Never seen anyone wearing Birkenstocks with socks to clean a barn...kick the rake forward...or use their nails to open the sawdust! Wish I'd known these secrets years ago! You make me laugh out loud, thank you!!😅
@lreppy10
@lreppy10 11 ай бұрын
Steve’s being a real show off today! 😂 🦚
@dutoshahawkins3475
@dutoshahawkins3475 3 ай бұрын
I commend them all for the work they do every single day for this remarkable farm. I feel like I'm a part of the journey. Thank you so much❤❤❤
@notthatkaren7580
@notthatkaren7580 9 ай бұрын
Your patience with them is amazing.
@FlowerChyld43
@FlowerChyld43 Жыл бұрын
My admiration for you is completely off the charts. ❤
@dianet1659
@dianet1659 Жыл бұрын
Hard work and you still get a bruise that will be with you a while. Cleaning the animal with one brain cell to the ones who follow your verbal directions every day. Stay strong. Your love for the animals is awesome.
@denisemadigan1038
@denisemadigan1038 6 ай бұрын
My God, you are beyond patient with these beautiful creatures! It's wonderful, and also very funny to watch! Thank you.😂❤
@JosephBurdette
@JosephBurdette 8 ай бұрын
why did i find regular farm chores intensely fascinating
@msmuffet1
@msmuffet1 3 ай бұрын
I am just glad you didn't get birds descended from T-rex with big heads and lots of teeth. Those bruises look painful enough. I was thinking the peacock was really getting into impressing the hen, when you said "Get a room". I laughed.
@michellecampbell3894
@michellecampbell3894 Жыл бұрын
"Oh... your mouth is so moist... oh...(ick face)... that was something else". You make me die laughing.
@gretchenhawkins7081
@gretchenhawkins7081 Жыл бұрын
Gary is sooooo dreamy.
@kimbermoss
@kimbermoss Жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness! Your poor arms. You need body armor around those two. I love your devotion. And I love this channel 😊
@cathyburns750
@cathyburns750 Жыл бұрын
Stanley seems to be getting snarkier and snarkier! I believe Karen is a bad influence on sweet Stanley!
@c.franke4144
@c.franke4144 Жыл бұрын
Roast you for the shovel ?...Girl,why are ya out in the sheet with SANDALS and WHITE SOCKS ? 😂😂😂😂
@allyfox5900
@allyfox5900 Жыл бұрын
I really hope I come back as one of your animals in my next life. You are hilarious!😂🩷🧡🤎
@crochetology12
@crochetology12 Жыл бұрын
Michael is an entire vibe.❤
@stitchinggirl
@stitchinggirl Жыл бұрын
You need one of those square driveway ice scrapers to scrape duck poop. Might work faster. It will last forever.
@juliaatkinson4012
@juliaatkinson4012 Жыл бұрын
I'm a fellow lover of the socks 'n' sandal combo, but I question the wisdom of wearing white socks whilst shovelling shit
@kellyevankreueger2318
@kellyevankreueger2318 Жыл бұрын
KAREN AND STANLEY!!?? Are you kidding me?! That’s awesome!
@paxotium7971
@paxotium7971 Жыл бұрын
At least Stanley is getting the job done!
@Primus54
@Primus54 Жыл бұрын
Newly subscribed… really enjoying your vids. A carbon steel square point garden spade would likely really speed up your floor scat cleanups… just a thought! 😉👍
@suelee637
@suelee637 Жыл бұрын
Heavier though.
@Primus54
@Primus54 Жыл бұрын
@@suelee637 True… but as often and the way she defends herself against Karen, she’s probably very strong! 😉
@phillipsmith4501
@phillipsmith4501 Жыл бұрын
You are a very special family I really have awsome respect for you and your family , liveing the real dream , cheers from Australia.
@user-ej5qx4vo3d
@user-ej5qx4vo3d 6 ай бұрын
Her big brown eyes! Just love them! I could hear her talk and never say a word!
@wfdix1
@wfdix1 10 ай бұрын
Laughed out loud to the “pound town” quip. I like your balance of class and humor (or is it humor?).
@adalouellis5706
@adalouellis5706 3 ай бұрын
I love how Karen& Stanley supervise your cleaning of the love nest and putting fresh down in their enclosure! The shavings I mean. Amanda, you are such an amazing woman and you give SO, SO MUCH to these amazing creatures, far more than just their upkeep and it shows in their unadulterated love for you. Except Karen. Was she ever abused by a dark haired female in her past? No way of knowing i guess but your Karen bonding videos are priceless, so you've made progress! All the love in this shit world we live in to you, Amanda, who by sharing your world actually makes ours a bit more livable.God Bless dear woman. And your Creatures of love. Thank you.
@indiacoon2933
@indiacoon2933 Жыл бұрын
I really like the longer videos, you are hilarious, and I’m so thankful I don’t have that life but it sure fun watching someone else’s shit show
@MPARTEE1
@MPARTEE1 6 ай бұрын
I loved this it’s hysterical..horses birds..chickens, peacocks, guinea hens..silly’s, sheep, llamas, pines donkeys mules cats dogs pigs …it hard ass work but never ever a dull moment..I love watching you it reminds me of that time on my life.
@susanmaguire9009
@susanmaguire9009 6 ай бұрын
You are clever, clever, clever. 😂 And, you take wearing eyelashes to a whole new level. 😂
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КОТ в ярости: Хозяин купил стол с бортами
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Собиратель новостей
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Во сколько обходится содержание вас? #юмор #шутка
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Дмитрий Ксенофонтов
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Не ищите, не найдете.Лучше всех этот рецепт
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Моменты жизни
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Топ неожиданных концовок 💔😱
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Надежда Бондарева
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да да #а_к_т_и_в #мем #вреки #1rem
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Комар🦟
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