Except for this episode, except for this one🤣🤣🤣

@@shodaddydrunk nah, this one as well.

Two things I love about weekend update... Leslie jones and Pete Davidson.

They're always high

Sometimes they can't help but laugh about themselves and each other.

JacPod And best economy in 60 years .... 😂😂😂 The heads exploding, the tears, the Antifa violence, the utter disaster the Democrats have become ... EPIC!!!!! 😂🌹😂😂. Omg the Iowa caucuses with no results!!!! WTF??

JacPod I definitely would have cracked

@@SuperOmnicronsj44 I don’t think that’s how reply’s work...

What has Lincoln and a 1980s sit com got in common?...... Both were shot in front of a live audience.

@@SuperOmnicronsj44 This comment aged horribly lol

Doodelay I want to see the hat.

@@davidlane256 you say that with the confidence of a man who truly has no idea what he's asking for ^^

Do you own one?? 😂

I was ur thousand like😂

I was just about to comment the same thing iwbtfwieb

Ryan Ortega truer words were never spoken

Ryan Ortega Fk

Haha I have major respect for him for publicly supporting feminism

@Srithor feminism is not MORE rights for women, it just means giving women the SAME rights as men, as females have been treated as the 'weaker sex' for so long. it isn't putting men down. it's bringing women up.

Srithor it’s called feminism and not egalitarianism because egalitarianism doesn’t address the problem at hand and those that dismiss women’s issues as not real, could ignore them.

We are fucked😂😂😂😂 all over the world

I was just thinking the same thing. If you'd told me in 2016 that this year would be exponentially worse in every way, I would have followed through with my threat "if Trump wins I'm ex-patriating to Canada."

Yeah... I remember saying to my friends that 2020 would be the best year ever... HOW DID THAT TURN OUT!?

Don’t worry it gets worse -December 2020

I’m gonna move to Canada if trump get elected again

Ken Brownfield with the $19.99 sale sticker from B&N still stuck on it! You know he ain't even read that jone! Hilarious!

As someone who isn’t religious- & got in trouble with Mother Superior at age 5- I’m shocked neither bible caught on fire.

Well... this actually happened.

And still at the store

Really? Bible? I thought it was a fruitcake tin....which would make much more sense.

Hunter Alexander I WANNA TALK ABOUT CHEESE - Mallory

😂😂

Your profile picture contrasts your comment so well.

😂😂😂😂 oh goodness! I love SNL

No further questions

Ramon Gonzalez XD

😂😂

My name is Charles...

😀😃😁😄😆😅😂🤣 👎 You actually listened to her? You know you can skip ahead in the video, don't you?

@@skipads5141 ?

Crimson Dragon CJ I love how loudly Colin laughs at that question. Wish he would have been on screen.

@Crimson Dragon CJ Are you Welsh?

@@pallascaterina8198 American/Irish actually. Why do you ask?'

@@crimsondragoncj5467 the crimson dragon is kind of a symbol of Wales or at least very important there.

I wanted to do both

Cry

I did both

It was too soon

Cry... the answer is cry...

God, could you explain this joke? It's been forever, and I can't decipher it. 😭

@@garimasanger4399 I think it basically means that there are people who don't care, people who do a reasonable amount of fighting (maybe give money, go to protests, etc.) And then there are the kind of crazy (but cool) people who will go ALL the way to make sure their voices are heard about feminism. Just a guess.

@@garimasanger4399 He defined a "feminist". - A person who supports equal rights (aka: Someone who is not a dick). Then he says that, a self-proclaim feminist, was wearing a uterus hat and climbing on top of a police car. Meaning that, maybe there are "different kinds of feminists". Different levels. In one extreme we have some who are extremely chill and just approve the cause. in the other extreme, we have that woman. Kind of like an spectrum: A specific set of values but can vary, without steps, across a continuum.

There really are deeper levels to this...like womanism. Because the early champions and promoters of feminism didn’t even see all women as equal...or even human. True facts.

@@KaygeeAllah Thank you for pointing that out, it is very true!

Womans' rights are human rights. 'Nuff said

There are levels to this 😂

@Funhistani you lost trumper, quit crying and get over it already

I fell over laughing first time I saw that

MMM

*Mmm*

That dude looked pissed!

*Mmm.*

One of the top ten videos of all time

Richard Spencer. Winner of 2016's "Most Punchable Face in America." The original video is in my downloads if you feel like treating yourselves.

"I'm not sure this van is a hospital"

Leslie Jones is a treasure😆

This is actually one of my favorite parts from her. I learned a lot and laughed. That's what school should be.

Well the part about traffic lights and mailboxes are not true. Both were invented in England back when there were almost no black people resident. Not sure why they had to add that.

​@@M1tjakaramazov Many things were invented by black people to make their work easier. Sadly, black people weren't allowed to patent, trademark or copyright anything, so many times their slave owners would take credit and become wealthy off their ideas. This happened to my great-grandfather.

@@M1tjakaramazov John Peake Knight in the 1860's came up with the idea, but after 2 weeks of the 1st used in Westminster. The gas Traffic lights blew up in a policeman's face. These were just red and Green. Garrett Morgan(inventor of Gas masks) an African-American patented an electric automatic traffic signal in 1923.

Because a lot of what she said was wrong 😂The letterbox was invented in France in the late 1700s, and the traffic light was a British invention. The ELECTRIC traffic light was an American invention, but it was invented by a white man, not a black man. Black people have invented plenty of things over the years - just not the letterbox or the traffic light.

Lena Sabine I love him😍

Lena Sabine lbhvnmjnp o WARdRS mmvlh

Katie Honor I didn't think anyone knew that except me!!! I love history like that and tell it to as many people as I can. Lol we're a couple of nerds I hope you know lol.

Katie Honor there were so many black cowboys in general, but everything has been twisted through time. We all know why we need to learn our history and have to do a better job.

I watched drunk history too

katie t. @ Katie t....yes he was!!!

Awesome!

Che is why I'm watching all of these.

Chicken Permission lol Che is the GOAT

He has his moments

he seems to read the words better from the cue cards when he is high af

He’s not really good at Lester Holt, but he is fricking amazing at Weekend Update 😆😆😆

She has the same opiniob of space that i have of the ocean It is cold and scary

@@Cj-xt6tv do you have a sense of humor, chill my guy

@@Cj-xt6tv He died over 150 years ago, chill out.

Yay 🙁

Stupid COVID

Lesley Jones is so funny! One of her best sets.Thank you dear Lesley💕

July 2021

@@raquelruiz5696 get ready for the next 2 months *From the future*

Could you explain this joke, it's been months and I can't wrap my head around it😭

Alex Rodriguez that's what I've always thought when I thought of feminism. But somethings changed, and the people don't support it the way they used to. Why do you think that is?

But there are definitely levels to this

owen alioto Mostly true, but the reason that one would identify as feminist and not egalitarian is because, in order to secure equality, you have to identify a problem. Egalitarianism while ideal, is vague when it comes to solving and identifying a problem.

How so? Of course egalitarianism is vague; it applies to a wide spectrum of ideas regarding equality. So is feminism. An egalitarian can view problems against women through the eyes of egalitarianism and see it as unfair. A feminist can do the same. However, egalitarians can also view other problems through that lens, such as sexism against men, and work equally to combat that. A true egalitarian would see equal rights for women as desirable. With either one, it relies entirely on the individual. You're argument falls apart. Furthermore, feminism has in many cases fought against equality, and created an us or them mentality in them minds of many of its followers. See the comment by Alex Rodriguez; either you're one of us, or you're not a good person. Such actions do not contradict feminism; the advocacy of rights for women. However, they do contradict egalitarianism; for why should widening the lens through which to view inequality be bad? An egalitarian would look down on feminism, as the unnecessary restriction of trying to help the world and as even egalitarian. Why help women, but not men? Why fight one type of inequality when all inequality should be fought, tooth and nail?

owen alioto And you missed the point. Feminism identifies a problem, namely being that in today’s society it is a fact that men are treated with more privilege than women. Egalitarianism like I said, is ideal, but doesn’t identify a problem. The more specific you are with identifying an issue the more likely that issue is to be solved. If you were a true egalitarian you wouldn’t look down on anyone because of their beliefs in the first place. As I stated before, I agreed with most of what you said, I don’t understand why you’re trying to be so combative about this.

there is a word for it and it ain't "feminist" look up egalitarian also covers race , sexuality and all that crap

Pretty Twisted Psycho yes they do, what about the other minorities? don't hear a thing about them, but no ones complaining about that

Pretty Twisted Psycho Ikr I didn't learn anything this month about black history. Yet we could spend 4 monthes on the Holocaust. Sad.

What I really want is honest truthful history regardless of the race.

We don't teach enough about any non-mainstream culture. I doubt that anyone does. There is so much history to run through in a year. However, we certainly need to do a better job. And, Tampa Bay, I complain about this all the time. I teach History and I know that the Ancient Greeks and Romans are not the only group that affected life in the World, or the United States. We need more about cultures affects on this current version of our World.

Because all they have in their history is shit eating and rape

Holy shit Keenan is 40!?

@DragonChild460 ik how you feel man, although in may he just turned 42 (. '-')

DONT wanna Brag but .... it’s pretty much true for most BLACK PPL🥳🥳

50 you are lying😮

We're good lol

Same. I wanted to believe he couldn’t be so terrible.

Hello from 2024 where Biden’s policies have us being evaded in the US mexico border, russia encased a country, hamas waged a brutal war I. Israel, and inflation is at an all time high. Trump had a secured border, he was the only president since Putan took power that checked him to the point he didn’t invade another country, He had the Abraham accords that had peace in the Middle East, and before covid the economy was great.

He wasn’t the best option but anything to get donald out of here

@@yourkom9164 I have thought maybe that is the reason Biden decided to run for president.

@@jenniferhuff4895 Ha! So it's like he's catching America off of the rebound, when we're the most vulnerable and desperate.

Didn't age well

@@Charlie-uz8vb how so?

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾.

👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾❤️

Creamy slice of provolone

Period

Scarlett Johansson sure thought so, and if that's not a roofing endorsement i don't know what is

Same.

Leslie Jones is my Racoon in the dumbster

@@Mark-vf8op not funny and also completely unnecessary .

Cool.

Rose Reynolds lucky! I couldn’t go I was in the hospital, my sister brought back a “nasty woman” t-shirt for me tho lol.

The guy who punched Richard was white

Cory Mck dosent mean is wasn't deserved.

[Insert usual upset reply]

[insert usual funny reply to both usual comments to hopefully make usual laughing replies] hahahaha

[insert nonsensical statement involving plankton]

[insert usual racist rant]

[Insert usual bad sex joke]

Same. I thought I had a deja vu. Was about to say, "Drumpf won't change after becoming the POTUS," but it wouldn't be prophetic. Ugh

So much hate. Trumpetee? BTW, it's not about this particular episode; it's just sometimes confusing to have old ones and not dated them.

It very clearly said ...on some. I understand reading is not your strong suit.

where is it clearly said, O' strong reader?!

well Adam im glad u are just catching up but I watched this week's ago and dont want to watch old ones. I simply asked them to date them you troll.

Jeremy JMIAH Williamson Wow!really dude?!

Grandpa get off the internet PERIOD