Weekend Update on Russia Blackmailing Donald Trump

Weekend Update on Russia Blackmailing Donald Trump - SNL

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7 жыл бұрын

Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, including the publication of a dossier alleging Russia could blackmail Donald Trump. Pete Davidson stops by to discuss Donald Trump's cabinet picks.
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@matthewjohnson569 7 жыл бұрын

"His hair screams 1980, but his face screams 'PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!!!'" I haven't laughed that hard in a long time

@jusbertmeza4424 5 жыл бұрын

It's funny but i don't get it. Is he saying he's robbing someone?

@akfr0zen 5 жыл бұрын

@@jusbertmeza4424 its from silence of the lambs.

@tonyhooks3745 4 жыл бұрын

@@jusbertmeza4424 WATCH Silence of the Lambs then u will get it!

@Alienpromqueen 3 жыл бұрын

@@jusbertmeza4424 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/h7ihi6WkzNS9n58.html

@chrisboyce2506 3 жыл бұрын

She puts the lotion on her skin or else she gets the hose again 🤣

@getvectored9664 3 жыл бұрын

“At least nazi Germany had the guts to take on Russia”. my god get these men a raise

@biggavelle11 3 жыл бұрын

@@joepapa3253 nah nothings more funnier than that hair piece that just got put out the White House 😂

@RK-cg4nr 3 жыл бұрын

LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLL🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 WHERE IS BIDEN?! PUTIN'S BEEN LOOKING FOR HIM! LOLOL🤣🤣 THEY CANT GET TO HIM BEHIND ALL THE BARBED-WIRE & GUARDS, HIDING IN THE WH!! FUCKING.IDIOTS!!🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 TRUMP WALKIED INTO NORTH KOREA & TALKED WITH PUTIN NO PROBLEM! F****G LIBERAL, SOCIALISTS - HYSTERICAL & SENILE🤣🤡

@epicturtle1904 3 жыл бұрын

cringe, people who write comments like you are just weird, can't you use proper texts to state your opinion, and not use emoji's because it stays off-track and makes your message not as serious, oh yeah and also, cringe.

@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 3 жыл бұрын

@@RK-cg4nr Geez this Trump cult... those fkn all-caps & multiple emojis are communist to the eye

@gracec4122 3 жыл бұрын

@R K you sound uneducated and juvenile

@selah71 5 жыл бұрын

"Yo, you know what would be hilarious?" I fell out of my chair! 😂

@TXnine7nine 3 жыл бұрын

It’s only been a few years but god this feels like a lifetime ago. So much has happened since then 😂

@natedogg4116 3 жыл бұрын

SOO much has happened in the last month!!

@Darkknight329. 7 жыл бұрын

The president just called CNN fake news live on CNN. Does that count as fake news Trump?

@kyavenz 7 жыл бұрын

Chris&Josh newsception

@elianaerdmann8026 5 жыл бұрын

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@EuriEuropa 5 жыл бұрын

It's crazy, ever since trump started using the term "fake news" the sheep followed and now it's part of our culture

@colinkind2857 5 жыл бұрын

Darkknight329 touch me

@spottedtigrr 5 жыл бұрын

Darkknight329 Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

@SchrijverMarcel 3 жыл бұрын

“You know what would be hilarious? If I lost the election but wouldn’t concede.”

@BradyPostma 3 жыл бұрын

"You know what would be hilarious? If when judges threw out my lawsuits as baseless, I reacted by swearing that I'd see them in court."

@mrsnarfy 3 жыл бұрын

2000 called - they want their 37 days AND THEN a concession back ..

@mrsnarfy 3 жыл бұрын

@Gavin I assume you're hoping this isn't apples to apples .. I'm no constitutional scholar, but even i know the US Constitution provides a remedy for whats happened and the president is taking advantage of that .. You can love or hate the man, but acknowledge that he is within his Constitutionally-afforded rights to do what he is doing ..

@mrsnarfy 3 жыл бұрын

@Gavin I'm glad we could come to an understanding .. have a good night 😴

@natedogg4116 3 жыл бұрын

We thought early November was wild....just wait my friend!

@ronniebaker4549 5 жыл бұрын

The USA, where we get our news from comedians and our media is a joke

@deagledoug9751 5 жыл бұрын

Yup lol

@christiekang4878 5 жыл бұрын

this is the only real news in the US

@sophiamariebennett 5 жыл бұрын

So True

@Simon-me9fh 4 жыл бұрын

@sillygoose635 3 жыл бұрын

nah, the politicians are a joke

@DaMaLoJo 3 жыл бұрын

The way Pete puts his hands on Che at the end warms my heart, they look like actual good friends

@therealunicornselene 3 жыл бұрын

"Yo, you know what would be hilarious" has been the hallmark of the entirety of Trump's presidency. I'm convinced it was why he ran.

@brmbkl Жыл бұрын

Actually, it was to get out of a spot of financial legal bother. He may sound like an overconfident fool, but that’s how narcissists present. His real self hears the rumble of the waterfall before the boat reaches them.

@therealunicornselene Жыл бұрын

@@brmbkl lmao okay

@aaronrudoff8713 3 жыл бұрын

Secretary of the Honda Civic 😂😂

@mamoonshah1 7 жыл бұрын

put the lotion in the basket 😂😂😂😂😂 this was the 2nd best buffalo bill impression ever (craig furguson is the first)

@jennifer9047 3 жыл бұрын

No way! Seth green is number one!!!

@kittengurl220 6 жыл бұрын

Just found this segment (I literally only watch SNL on KZfaq) and I haven’t laughed at any skit in awhile but I’m losing it in every one of these videos 😂

@Darkknight329. 7 жыл бұрын

Well, Donald Trump did say, "I never miss a golden opportunity."

@eileenkilgallon4071 2 жыл бұрын

"Put the lotion in the basket" was hilarious! I literally LMAO!

@isaiahpero7837 5 жыл бұрын

The backtub joke about Joe Biden at 4:55 is even funnier now in light of Joe Biden's "inappropriate touching" accusations! 😂🤣

@jusbertmeza4424 5 жыл бұрын

Fr lol

@clariblefun 4 жыл бұрын

It’s almost like Che knew by the way his head tilted afterwards

@MrAce607 4 жыл бұрын

I loved SNL for years, decades actually, and the weekend update especially since the new cast and layout from when I was young. But I would love to see Pete Davidson get more screentime as well as Collin and Mike. They are all great at what they do and don't get enough time to do it in.

@jasonadams1450 4 жыл бұрын

pete was good n The Dirt not enuf face time on snl update crew achor the show n itsreally good again

@sleekilla 2 жыл бұрын

Pete has to be the worst on the show imo

@peterunnels3311 2 жыл бұрын

@@sleekilla I disagree I think Pete is hilarious

@JinxMarie1985 2 жыл бұрын

Pete is not funny whatsoever. His teeth get bigger everytime I see him.

@theb1gfudge 7 ай бұрын

@@peterunnels3311 The problem with Pete Davidson was that he worked on a sketch show, but he couldn't keep a straight face to save his own life. Him cracking up in every single skit was kinda funny for the first few years, but eventually it got to a point where it was just like . . . dude, why are you here? If you can't keep a straight face, SNL ain't for you. Stick to stand up, where it's kinda okay to laugh at your own jokes, and leave the sketch shows to people like Kate and Kenan.

@eleftheriak.8889 3 жыл бұрын

Colin laughing at his own joke😂😂

@aidendean4796 7 жыл бұрын

Lmao I love this show

@GrandmaKeith 5 жыл бұрын

Secretary of the Honda Civic. Lol

@tycobb9869 6 жыл бұрын

6:00 "billion . . . trillion" that was funny

@richburns9846 7 жыл бұрын

Stop posting old ones....I can't tell what's new. Or at least date them.

@henriklarsen5613 7 жыл бұрын

Agree!!

@alexjesusdolan 7 жыл бұрын

so much this. airdate is all I need.

@gruntqueen 7 жыл бұрын

Rich Burns Agreed. Come on.

@SirCraigius 7 жыл бұрын

Exactly! I don't mind old material, but give us date stamp for what week the show originally aired!

@humbleshark8713 7 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@3046718pancakemix 7 жыл бұрын

if you hate SNL, why are you giving them views? they don't give two shits about your opinion, you're making them money...

@Logan_Baron 7 жыл бұрын

Firefly the thing is that their advertisers aren't clicking the video and scrolling down to see your comment about boycotting their advertisers. What's looked at are clicks and activity. Activity includes likes, and dislikes and comments. So post "I boycott their advertisers" 10 million times to make sure they don't make any money.

@xxpokefoxz_yt4170 7 жыл бұрын

well I think it's funny!😶😑😘😇

@teddylikespopeyes396 7 жыл бұрын

Basilisk Ishikir if you hate SNL your not a person

@johnfernandez6623 7 жыл бұрын

Put the lotion in the basket!! Classic

@akabaker98 7 жыл бұрын

God DAMN that was funny..

@TheNanamariam 7 жыл бұрын

why are these two men so handsome

@chauntaviamccormick2706 3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@yammak2004 3 жыл бұрын

You think donald trump is handsome? 🤕🤣

@chauntaviamccormick2706 3 жыл бұрын

@@yammak2004 now who said Donald Trump was handsome?? Cause he ugly. We were talking about colin and the other guy.

@yammak2004 3 жыл бұрын

@@chauntaviamccormick2706 I was kidding lol

@TheNanamariam 3 жыл бұрын

@@yammak2004 LOL

@MatthewSmith-te9cc 5 жыл бұрын

How funny that back rub joke came to be true

@tycobb2580 5 жыл бұрын

I always have to wait about 20 seconds before realizing Pete Davidson is hella funny

@bezretmet 6 жыл бұрын

I lost it at the steve harvey part. xD

@skiraf Жыл бұрын

A homemade coupon for a free backrub. lol

@craigmocello3409 3 жыл бұрын

Am i that old that the fact the gerbal joke didn't get a bigger laugh was soo noticeable?? The crowd hd zero idea of the reference.

@Acidfunkish 2 жыл бұрын

I'm 35 and got it, so... Yeah, probably too old. TBF, I bet 90% of the Tiktok generation doesn't even know who Richard Gere is. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Their loss. That shart was hilarious. 😅

@mustain21 2 жыл бұрын

Gerbil. Not gerbal.

@draco9280 3 жыл бұрын

1:45 when your crowd doesn’t laugh hard enough

@zentropy88 2 жыл бұрын

The best part of the video IMO. Hilarious reaction to his own bomb.

@ninersdodgersthunder 2 жыл бұрын

Oh I love Pete Davidson! That shit was hilarious😂😂😂😂

@khylerbane4523 3 жыл бұрын

Wilber Ross looks like the before photo for Nemesis from Resident Evil.

@marysstilllearning5803 5 жыл бұрын

2yrs in the future hahahaa. Hold on pete ur about to take a wild ride...😃

@generaltso6914 11 ай бұрын

June 2023, this is super hilarious. 1:35, pile of documents .... "evidence that he's a hoarder..." Oh, yeah, we now know all too well! 🤣🤣

@andrewroy9263 5 жыл бұрын

Don't worry Michael Che, you and Colin are still more adorable.

@goofeybutreal4398 5 жыл бұрын

They way he said Sessions’ name was hilarious!

@babyvia6712 5 жыл бұрын

C'MON MITT ROMNEY

@tommyhill199 5 жыл бұрын

I've been watching a lot of these back to back and my big take away is... the new Weekend Update logo looks like it says WJ and not WU.

@daleboam 3 жыл бұрын

Remember when we all thought this was the scandal that would bring down the president? Now we know that he has so little shame that he would show that shit at children’s birthday parties.

@mermaidwe2743 4 жыл бұрын

These guy's are great.

@natedogg4116 3 жыл бұрын

Dang. It's 3.3.2021 and the bad stuff doesn't seem so bad. The entire thing feels like 27 years ago.

@jeanetteclark4209 6 жыл бұрын

Put the lotion in the basket--- my favorite movie 💗💗

@psychokiller6213 7 жыл бұрын

real news

@thetylife 7 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain "PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!" to me

@FourEyesFive 5 жыл бұрын

thetylife in the movie “Silence of the Lambs” the main antagonist has a woman in a pit whom he lowers a basket of skin care products, as he intends to kill her to make a skin suit, and when she refuses to return the lotion to the basket, he screams the line at her

@MrSpade5150 3 жыл бұрын

Yea, she's basically crying and begging for her life, completely killing the mood so after politely asking her twice, he finally has to yell at her to put it bacc

@mirzamay 7 жыл бұрын

Put the lotion in the basket 😡. 😂😁😅😂

@MuttsOverHumans 3 жыл бұрын

I've heard people make joke of Richard Geer and gerbel. What's that about?

@reychafamex9450 2 жыл бұрын

There are rumours that he once had to be admitted to a hospital because he had put a gerbil, wrapped in a condom, up his ass. (Rectum) As the gerbil begins to suffocate, it begins to move and thrash about, indirectly causing sexual stimulation to the prostate. Sorry, but you asked. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

@toolguyslayer1 5 жыл бұрын

5:51 my uncle Martian or the younger Smothers Brothers whichever one that might be LOL

@Katie-tr1jn 3 жыл бұрын

Pete's right, I've nt heard the name hardy's in 15 years, and I'm 15

@johnmoldoch1057 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Pete, your take on Trump's cabinet was savage yet spot on.

@sarasrinivasan2753 4 жыл бұрын

The coupon joke is good foreshadowing.

@jaleesajohnson 7 жыл бұрын

I dig the old clips. I always miss some jokes the first time around.

@GigaChadsAreReal 7 жыл бұрын

Can't wait to see all the triggered trump fans in the comment section -takes my seat in the movie theater with my popcorn and nachos-

@rogertodd3855 7 жыл бұрын

Kevin O'campo puts phone on vibrate waits for others to respond and gives it wife to sit on

@KoRnChic 7 жыл бұрын

Roger Todd 😂😂😂

@jesselopez9127 6 жыл бұрын

Kevin O'campo I like trump and I like snl. I find them very funny.

@iancurtisspectre3744 6 жыл бұрын

+Jesse Lopez one is tumorous and the other is humorous

@iancurtisspectre3744 6 жыл бұрын

there are some really frightening Trumpeter folks out there, horrifyingly in Donial, ALL

@MSMNBC 3 жыл бұрын

2:08 Che said it

@johnjones9901 Жыл бұрын

He totally does look like Michael Fassbender 🤣🤣🤣, for anybody who doesn’t know that is it’s the guy who plays young magneto in the X-Men reboots 🤣🤣 lol, but actually a really great actor

@fiddlercove 3 жыл бұрын

OK yall remember this? Steven Mnuchin maybe Trillion?

@nikofaershee4235 4 жыл бұрын

Ok I had a 7 minute ad play before this 7 minutes video lol

@MrHistory269 3 жыл бұрын

Omg yeah I was praying for Mitt Romney 😂

@Michael-kx2bn 3 жыл бұрын

These guys need their own show!

@jeaniebird999 6 жыл бұрын

I think gerbil, too.

@solo_wolo 7 жыл бұрын

For those that continuously comment "SNL isn't funny anymore". Then stop fucking watching it, by watching it you're telling them that you want more.

@joanlittlefield4107 3 жыл бұрын

Watching this on Jan 8, 2020 is rich

@harryparry4476 4 жыл бұрын

Ur FIRED! LoL

@StreetBeefsScorpio 3 жыл бұрын

And then he puts a brain surgeon in charge of it

@maniax7517 5 жыл бұрын

Colin about to laugh about Trump destroying trees just as the camera turned to Che 😂

@jonesq63 2 жыл бұрын

Just brutally funny

@jeanhendersonharley3228 2 жыл бұрын

Good one

@faithrada 4 жыл бұрын

Come to find out.. Steve Harvey was the BETTER CHOICE.

@alumpyhorse 2 жыл бұрын

3:10👏 Perhaps for this episode. watching in 2022…

@leemurray4158 2 жыл бұрын

4:05 😂😂😂

@RinRin_c 4 жыл бұрын

Pete is such a nice, warm guy.

@sarivata 4 жыл бұрын

Such an innocent time.

@jordonwoodworth127 3 жыл бұрын

“I know I’m not supposed to like that guy...”. At least he admitted it

@brmbkl Жыл бұрын

Meaning: “what I’m about to say might seem like I’m defending him but I’m not” You know, PC culture is said to be wished into being by oversensitive snowflakes, but it’s actually organically grown as a desperate measure against passive aggressive dix like you trying to twist yr every word to fit their twisted worldviews. We now need to spell everything out so hix can:t go “so what you:re really saying is…” thanks for that, by the way. We all need to talk like robots because of dumb people.

@avidnongetit8710 5 жыл бұрын

I Really Freakin' love Weekend update! Some years all I liked about SNL was the news, but since insano was "elected" it's been Freakin' Hilarious! If I'm at all stressed by a week of WH news these guys save me! Vote Vote Vote mr insano out. Thank You two and SNL!

@kaylat5327 3 жыл бұрын

Pete Davidson's watch just winked at the end 😶

@jeanhendersonharley3228 2 жыл бұрын

Oh hell no

@GigaMan91 7 жыл бұрын

Please put the original air dates on the episodes.

@lumpy0100 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Michael Che, Et Al, Colin Jost.🙂

@lumpy0100 2 жыл бұрын

I'll say he likes the "snatch?". 1.3 Bill from Our Treasury... Yeah it's all there in " ecclesiastes?" ?😁

@yxkutt 7 жыл бұрын

man that was stupid-funny :D

@flaviacotton5029 2 жыл бұрын

How can you blackmail him? He has no shame and brags about his depavity.

@kathrynbrown3942 4 жыл бұрын

Che and Colin are absolutely fantastic! Che's delivery is brilliant. Love Pete Davidson. He could be John Cryer's son! 😁😁😁

@mikeevans4051 2 жыл бұрын

Yall missed the golden shower joke....Japanese...pearl harbor...prolly missed that too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@simmiedavissimmiesings8185 3 жыл бұрын

Just watching in 2021

@alfie6441 6 жыл бұрын

Slow became my favorite bit of SNL

@faithrada 6 жыл бұрын

Maybe NOT a Trillion Menuchen. LOL

@madelineamen6352 3 жыл бұрын

the tax returns joke aged well

@BarbadosBeerFestival 3 жыл бұрын

Aged like a nice bottle of $750 bottle of wine.... 🤣🤣🤣

@chefboy-ar-d6312 4 жыл бұрын

Anyone watching in 19 and noticing 3/4 this list are gone 😂

@raymondsweet4316 5 жыл бұрын

Colin's hair is styled like #45's

@bellasalceies4138 2 жыл бұрын

If Michael Fassbender played Lex Luthor had me there for some reason

@anthonyrandall3411 2 жыл бұрын

Jeff Sessions looks Leslie Jordan

@TRocket100 7 жыл бұрын

WHERE'S DRUNK UNCLE!!!

@chara-leighc5924 7 жыл бұрын

this is an old one

@IsaacSchluesche31 6 жыл бұрын

"Maybe a trillon"

@nickjohnsonvideoss1877 7 жыл бұрын

Chea be shredding with the white kid🙌

@toddohnmeiss6977 2 жыл бұрын

Every decision tRump makes begins with " you know what would be funny" hilarious

@wendy8246 Жыл бұрын

Ok as an aspiring lawyer I would ask the Utah district attorney about law writing and state and federal laws are there opportunities for loopholes?

@snowwhite2524 2 жыл бұрын

LOVE the Harry Potter reference.

@2edge2fury99 5 жыл бұрын

5:05 didn’t age well lmao

@YeeSoest 4 жыл бұрын

The german in me really appreciates someone finally seeing the good in our darkest hour: Ambition and Effort ^^ It's like when Norm "praised" our courage to be the first nation to take on THE WORLD and lose and then try AGAIN ! I think "kudos" would be a bit much but...