More like her first CASE of mountain Dew. In one sitting.

IDK, I assumed that was all she was drinking for the last decade or two tbh...

​@@theyorkrose5274is she even two decades old? I thought she was child?

@@idek1433 Definitely an adult but yeah she's like 20 or 22 not in her 40s lol

As someone who snuck junk food to the Christian homeschooled kids back in the day, I can confirm that this is who they all thought they were whenever allowed caffeine.

But shes the first of her generation to make such a drastic change. No one has ever done that before.

😂😂😂

Or the love child of all four original members of Kiss

You mean that wasn’t Ziggy Stardust?

More like the desperate stalker fan that wants to be the 5th member of kiss. Lol

Aabsolutely, I love that he finds humor in himself bombing

That masturbation joke was fantastic.

These two are the best weekend update hosts of all time! It will feel like a true bromance breakup if either ever leave! ='(

@@yetigonecrazy michael che isn't funny.

@@tabaxikhajit4541 You're so right....up IS down.

They hated that funding joke 😂

@@squibbelsmcjohnsonI loved it lol 😂

Great jokes both of them,

i think it's when he laughs the hardest, too!

Yes

But then hands him a note. 😂😂😂

not sure, I think the forehead was too small because i couldnt see the reflection of the entire studio audience in it. real JoJo got that 5head

Except I never really noticed a speech impediment on her Rs in all the stuff that I've seen having an eight-year-old daughter.

I think the voice should have been way more gruff and raspy. That would have done it, not the Elmer Fudd r's. The writing was good though.

I am amazed! Chloe did the voice, the mannerisms. So Good!

She doesn't have that speech impediment though.

You are so right! I don't even bother looking for it until Monday mornings.

jesus christ you write this commet every week. How seen do you need to feel until it's enough

@@muszeuhs until SNL doesn't stop posting Weekend Update in its entirety every week

Yes it’s my favorite! Keep doing what you’re doing people of SNL KZfaq !

Low key best joke

that's really neat, glad you're still watching :)

That's amazing. Do you have an all-time favorite cast member?

Amazing!!!

Who is Marcelo? I'm 65 years old now and remember the first SNL show

Me too! 😊❤

Just caught that haha. And i live in Japan haha

i’m dead i thought that was part of the point

This had me dying laughing 😂🤣

It's CornHOLE... and, look up the original meaning... it's NOT a beanbag game...

best joke of the night

I had no idea who she was so I looked her up and she really said she invented gay pop, I thought it was joke. Her impression was spot on.

@@capt25252525 shes the first of her generation! No one ever did what shes done! 🤣🤣

Oh man you’re right. Also, is that her real voice or is she trying to sound like Miley Cyrus?

Yeah shit wild 😂

Jojo looks like she bought the copyrights to Gene Simmons' stage persona.😳

That is totally Gene Simmons was all I could think.

I also get luchador vibes as well

I'm pretty sure that's the same as KISS.

KISS On Ice 😎

@@davejohn3600 Jojo looks like she bought the copyrights to Gene Simmons' stage persona.😳

Jojo looks like she bought the copyrights to Gene Simmons' stage persona.😳

Young people always think we were the first to do something lol. History is not our strong suit when we are that age.

I didn't get it. Isn't it more the legislature's decision than Biden's? And hasn't Congress been famously slow and reluctant to pass aid bills recently?

​@@turtlellamacowbro just stop. Biden is terrible.

Someone help me understand it 😅

invasion sending soldiers to foreign countries. I'm not american.

​@@parissinclair6513 biden was sending military aid to israel to assist in the palestinian genocide.

Sooooo accurate

No. The speech impediment is very exaggerated.

Not at all. Interesting they went that direction

@@bpyork The growly voice thing would have been way more accurate.

Yes very accurate on the voice 😂😂

This has been happening for a long while now

they've been doing this for years, it always comes out on monday

@U-WonT.Gram_SaturdayNightLive1 thanks obvious bot!

She came so so close to breaking but somehow powered through. She's so freaking funny.

I think the foreign aid one gave the entire audience a mini existential crisis.

@@kmcalary I didn't understand it. Is he implying that the US is sending too much aid and the public doesn't support it? My impression is exactly the opposite -- Congress is having a hard time passing aid bills despite the public support for it...

@@turtlellamacowThat’s the brilliance of a Che joke. Often they are ironic. I think He is pretending to be one of the few people who DOESN’T support the govt sending foreign aid. Unless it’s foreign aid (weapons) to Israel.

@@turtlellamacow There's public support but also plenty of polls where a good chunk of American citizens would 'rather tackle housing crisis at home' & etc. I think it's how the question is asked. In addition there's a mild group of leftists that oppose military aid on anti war grounds, just for the principle I guess. Generally, USAID struggles to get funding, even tho it's like less than 2% and typically results in massive poverty reductions. Just something about 'giving our money to other countries' - people don't really appreciate the full picture when doing a 3 min survey over the phone - those folks are typically older and more conservative too.

Hahaha omg she totally does 😂 Hooooome Staaaaaaaar….is wunning

Same

So glad they did this, much easier to watch the skits in order 🙂

You think it would be easier to upload the whole thing instead the individual sketches but who am I to say?

YES!!!

When I saw the thumbnail and the title of man who did too much press for the short I thought it was Seth Meyers coming on to talk about doing too much update

I never thought Jerry was that funny. Not to earn so much money.

Or anybody anywhere.

That’s normally what press tours are. He’s promoting his latest movie.

Come out of retirement?

The movie was really funny!

What's the context?

@@propogandalf hes americas sweet heart right now after the oscars and he did alot of press for the fall guy which is a dog shit movie

@@RemoveYTHandles The movie was a good watch, but I wouldn't expect any other opinion from Jordan Schlansky

@@propogandalf Including doing SNL like so many times in the past few years…including just a few weeks ago. Though that episode was one of the funniest ever.

There is a writer's room, he's not coming up with the large majority of these

Ha! Cause they're drowning in his hair dye...

Is all real

@@TheodoreRizzo Curb Your Enthusiasm is WAY better than Seinfeld...

He's had an issue with that since he was a teenager. Google "Jerry Seinfeld 17 year old high school student" for more.

I agree. Michael has been on the show for a while, but many people don't really know his name. He needs a recurring character. I really liked him in the Quinta Brunson skit where the guys are trying to buy drugs. Him, coming out of nowhere was funny.

Marcello has mega cute dog energy. Longfellow is one note, and he often blows that one anyway.

Her parents approved

Ask him, ask the millions of people who propelled him to the top of the industry, ask the "high schooler", boycott the show, boycott SNl, boycott NBC. It really is not any of your business in the long run.

The real question is, what has happened to our education system? We have high schoolers in their 30’s???

THIS.

@@uwcb1haaaaaa!!!

Who’s that?

⁉ ™ ☠

The NY Earthquake bit was great but this dog bit sucked.

Indeed he was boo him

Blaming wokeness is basically just an admission that you don’t know how to tell a joke.

He a scumbag

Love this for him, because ew

@@ryanhall7607 Right? I've never heard Larry David complaining about it

Jerry could never pass the vibe check 😅 he sucks

Yea because the show was going so well before that lol

His vibe is entitled narcissist.

Hes awful

Jerry has never been funny

That was Chloe Fineman...and it's an impersonation of a real person, not an SNL character.

@@bossfan49 that’s a real person?

I mean she's hardly a child anymore. It's sadder when they have to sell records in any genre prior to adulthood

Actually it was to distract from her being accused of being a dick to the children in the show she and her mother made. Didn't pay them according to the contract. Had them sleeping on the floor in people's houses rather than paying for accommodations as per the contract. Had disabled children dancing for 10 to 12 hours days, fudged the school requirements…

@@elaexplorer god damn. Didn't know this. And her song is called Karma? Does she not know the meaning of irony?😂

I thought it was the biggest pile of BS when I saw Alyssa Milano go through it, and her "nude" magazine spread turned-out to be of her with mud covering her more-interesting spots.😒

@@pancudowny what a travesty 😂

Would be the best decision ever. Nut job

Why? He won’t but why do you feel that way

I hate Trump but what tf does that have to do with anything I hate Trump but don't go out of my way to bash him on a post that doesn't pertain to him

@@chancekiley He tied it in with Trump picking a running mate, which was covered in the Kristi Noem bit. But I don't disagree with your basic complaint.

Trump doesn't like the disabled.