For real.

Bruh

Shit, yeah lol

And we never thought this comment would get more and more replies... but here we are in 2020.

Funnier or more frightening, I'm not sure.

Ro G well I️ mean he’s so used to being called a lunatic....seeing as well he’s a lunatic

Ro G 😁😀😁 WE ALLLL SAID THE SAME THING! 😁😀😁.... HE KNOWS!!!!! HE'S A GOT DAMN!...LUNATIC!!!! 😁😀😁

Trump never said he was insulted... he said Kim was trying to insult him and most people calling him lunatics are not right in the head so why would he be offended by crazy liberals?

Hungover Garage "I'm not crazy, you're crazy!".... solid defense there, guy...

Ro G his secretary of defense is named "mad dog" and "chaos" so calling trump a "lunatic" is a complement lpl

President "Miss Thing".

Check this Pervert for a President? He is presently fighting to keep the court from releasing documents on one assault. Then there's these interesting videos/audios. twitter.com/riotwomennn/status/917015722928328705 On Lindsay Lohan: "I've seen her chest. The deeply deeply troubled girls are always the best in bed. Unbelievable Not for the long term though."

In his defense it's 20 degrees outside too lol

Brother Ares it’s also funny that the ones on the left are facing consequences while the ones on the right don’t and get away with it.

Goobye USA A person's own words do not count as legitimate evidence you idiot. I can say "I have two happily married parents and a loving home where I am accepted." however, that doesn't mean it's true. Unless you have evidence to support what you say OR maliciously accuse someone of that means you're chatting as much bullshit as they are. It's nothing but conjecture.

Which ruined the skit because it ignored that many victims were men and some of the accused were women. It pretends all women deal with harassment from millions of men constantly. Which is plainly false.

I dunno what kind of universe u r living in but they didn't pretend shit. Women ARE harassed constantly by millions of men everywhere.

It's also sexist, is it not? Cuz half the population its obviously men she's talking about, so it's a reality for all men? And even if she's referring to half of the male population that's still sexist because suggesting a number like that is ridiculous. These degenerate feminists man....

It's a fact that all women are *not* harassed constantly by millions of men. Break that sentence down. You're saying that virtually all of the 3.5+ billion women on the planet face virtually daily harassment from many men. This is not the same as saying, "Many women get catcalled or have to turn down advances from coworkers or get danced on by creeps now and then." THAT could be construed as a reasonable assertion. It is reasonable to say that many women face harassment now and then. It is NOT reasonable to say that basically all women face constantly harassment as if every woman deals with it several times per week. And, again, it ignores female predators and male victims and manages to disparage innocent men by implying men as a group are systematically oppressing women as a group, which is demonstrably false and horrendously sexist.

Listen all you assholes who interpreted that statement to mean that half the population refers to only women, you're failing to prove your point here. They said half the population, not only men or only women. Many people, male, female, trans, etc face sexual harassment and that's the main problem. By sitting here and arguing semantics, you're just contributing to a society that still believes that if you're drunk or dressed "seductively" that you're asking for it despite your gender, age, orientation or whatever. Shut up until you've grown up.

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nbN2eJtzvbbSpqs.html

It looks as if they accidentally leaked the biggest lie of all... _virgin Mary was no virgin_

He's going to live as a gay man after this.

Randy H to

Great observation......sad

Not laughing. Trying to pretend I’m not scared shitless.

Pretty sure most people are laughing because what the hell else can we do? As an American, a good quarter of America still fervently supports our Child-in-Chief and half didn't give any fucks to even vote. It's incredibly sad.

Trump is not a lunatic. Lmao buffoon

LMAO , word!

Toni Bush Exactly... those mile- long receipts are annoying. Only good point is, embedded in them are coupons.

Toni Bush these are facts #poortrees 🤦🏿‍♀️😂😂

Lolol that’s so right

Lmao you’re not wrong

facts

Simon James they were just being mean. Sounded like straight up high school bullies

Simon James the really funny one was seeing crooked hillary lose even after rigging the election.

Have you seen a doctor about your weird "crooked hillary" obsession? She is old news. Akin to me saying "the really funny one was seeing that idiot Bush get a shoe thrown at him." Feel pretty offended? Nope? Thats how we feel when you mention hillary. So...good zinger...i guess.

Did anyone notice Louis CK looks like the brother of Stephen Paddock ?

This really wasn't very good, and the jokes weren't strong. I'm amazed you can't see that.

Many men are sadly, still deranged. Just read all the comments by males around this topic. All negative and just brutally sexist. #yesallmen

Exactly. Because they don't fucking care!! Being preachy about it isn't going to solve a thing of they won't be held accountable for it. Take it up with HR, call it a day, and stop being a naive prick who thinks that a person would simply stop doing something because you tell them it's wrong. Because if they had enough respect to listen to you they wouldn't be doing it from the start.

@@Katakagara What you're doing by blaming all men for the actions of a few bad apples, is no different than what racist white people do when they label all blacks as violent criminals. Learn how to hold the right people accountable and stop labeling an entire demographic. #stopbeingahypocrite #horseshoetheory #notallmen

I'm just trying to figure out how I'm supposed to take a pee at work now. After that, I have everything else down already. That's my only worry...

@@whiteshaq0172 You're my new hero! I was thinking as I read that, "Damn! Now I'm deranged, brutish and everything else. Everytime I step out of the house I get a new negative attribute I didn't know I had!" It's not going to be too long before I walk out my front door and find out I'm guilty of being a wife beater because another individual with a penis is... this is getting hard for me. Now I gotta go home and tell my wife what a bad person I've been!

Yup, that's what he said, jackass number 100,000 to take line from a KZfaq clip and paste it in the comments...

she means by the context of the doll.

Apparently women without their consent

Not much, just the same old, same old. It’s like she said dude, this isn’t new, it’s been happening since forever, only now people are starting to talk about it

Did you say "cuming" to? I agreed with you up until that part.

Cecily is gold! She's amazing. So well done. :-)

I would say porn

I agree, it's hilarious, because during the Vietnam War, liberals were all in favor of burning draft cards and chanting "Hell no, we won't go!", but now they're putting down Trump for not fighting in the Vietnam War. Funny, funny stuff!

Those with rich dads play the bone spurs card Those w/o rich dads protest the logic of sending young men to a political boondoggle being managed by the bewildered ilk of Westmoreland & McNamara Recommended viewing: The Fog of War

KazakhToon - "stayed behind when it counted"? LMAO

Vic well Trump kept saying he was a solider when in fact he wasn't. That's why they kept calling him out about that.

Buzry Jupro Mandalorian Bounty Hunter - Can you give me a link to Trump saying he was a soldier?

The HR lady was the worst bit. You can't be serious.

Jo B guess we know who didnt pass the test!

Anyone think Cathy as let her self go

That bit was honestly hilarious. Taking a super touchy and difficult subject....and making both very funny and very honest...that's real satire. I honestly found it a lot more funny and insightful than I was expecting. And she pulled it off flawlessly.

Nonsense. She's trying too hard and clearly overacting. This is a poor man's version of comedy. It also happens to be patronizing, and the drinking of hand sanitizer is just stupid.

Tyrell White Gives new meaning to "Boldly going where no man has gone before" doesnt it?

Well, that depends. Where am I? Am I in front of a urinal next to a male coworker? Then, out of my pants. Because it would be super inappropriate and weird to go stand next to a guy taking a piss and talk to him without taking a piss myself.

Cachi - slick willy

Wouter Cloetens “When talking to a coworker IN THE OFFICE”

So, sexual misconduct is OK in the parking lot, the reception, the break room, the cafeteria, the restroom, ...?

Eagle Knight he's not fat, he thicc

King Jung Un calls Trump a "old lunatic" and Trump is like "Who are you calling old?" Because....it's worse to be old than a lunatic.

Eagle Knight you're forgetting he's senile & deluded

Uncle Buck You don't have to be liberal to dislike Trump!!

Hes not too fat, hes too short giving the illusion of fatness.

Sorry but his explanation wasn't "bing bing bing" it was "bing bing bong". It's a whole different level of intellect.

It's wierd. If you watch his old interviews he's so.... normal. Now he can barely use words.

TheRealDanBond Maybe he fell down a few times since then...hard.

hYBRYDcOBRA Ironic, isn't it? The guy who went after football players seems to have sustained a severe head injury.

Blue Skies lol

That was my favorite part of the whole thing.

underrated joke ..... lmao

Alistair Bowen-Davies I don't have to do shit about it, I'm not sexually harassing women.

#yesallmen

Kataka Gara Lol. You're not serious right.

I never said that. But you can call guys out who do it and make them responsible for their actions.

HA HA! Finally, someone besides me sees this " brother" troll for what he is! Thanks for the laughs. He's been ALL OVER youtube actually, no doubt doing exactly what you suggested he is.

Aliza Lee... blow... lol

Accusations aren't proof. People lie.

People do lie, but it's always better to err on the side of the accuser in this case. Yes, innocent until proven guilty is a thing, but victim-blaming and abuse of power have been utilized to force countless victims into hiding. George Takei had been dear to my heart as one of the few Asian-American actor role models out there, but that's no reason for me to be skeptical of his victim's allegations if I'm just as willing to believe the victims of Kevin Spacey etc.

Same. I don't believe this story, but I believe the rest. Does that make me racist? (cuz I'm azn)

George Takei is definitely the one with the least evidence. One guy coming forward vs. like 30 people who back up the story against Roy Moore, for example. I still think it's credible with Takei though because of things he's said on the Howard Stern show, though.

His accuser retracted his statement.

Haha sooo true XD I hope this comment gets a crap ton of likes

Levan yh

We're working on it one issue at a time and then Trump tries to reverse it at the same pace

#TurboThicc

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d r woah, talk about triggered. He was joking.

I was surprised too how we was a Weinstein/Bill O'Reilly hybrid masterbater in front of women and while on the phone with them. Pretty disgusting.

Kbitch Kal he'll be ALRIGHT...WOODY ALLEN!!! OVER CAME ..RAISING HIS ADOPTED LITTLE DAUGHTER...THEN... MARRYING!!!!!!! HER! 😨😨😨😠😠😠😠 WHEN SHE TURNED INTO AN ADULT! 😠😠😠😠😝😝😝😝 SO LIKE I SAID...THAT DUDE SHOULD BE OK! 🤕

Yea his first SNL show intro was great but now is probably gone for good. But arent all stand up comics slightly crazy anyway?

Kbitch Kal I feel sorry for his daughters. Way to go Dad.

Of course not, all those sketches are pure jerk off gold now.

You must been hella young LOL

Don't work in HR?

very real. there's audio evidence of him admitting to it.

@@ashleywalton2758 His accuser admitted it was a hoax after being pressed about it. George actually forgave him.

winterlandboy So what about all the Amit trumpers this week then?

meanwhile in the real world, Democrat Senator Bob Menendez from New Jersey is on trial this week for sex trafficking. I notice that neither you, nor SNL even covered this.

Wait when did we lefties elect Spacey to anything? Heck not even one single "lefty" has come out and supported him. He's been ostracized and fired. Even the most lefty celebrities have raked him over the coals for how he tried to excuse it. Many republicans ARE supporting Moore, and are even destroying coffee machines, for being against child molesting. Not one lefty, has destroyed a coffee machine or anything else over someone trying to defend Spacey.

winterlandboy well it is Alabama

There is as much evidence of accusations against trump, spacey, weinstein...... The "lefties" have judged them all the same. Yet you call that bias? While you've "presumed" Spacey's guilt ("he was going after little boys") based on accusations, yet elected someone else with accusations who just happens to be from your party. That is the defination of bias. "You're moronically biased, because you reacted the same to the same circumstances regardless of who it was. While I was not biased, because I judged the same circumstances differently based on party" is apparently "using your brain".

mrpmac Not really a badass considering that if he keeps escalating this conflict and we end up going to war because of it, it's not going to be his life on the line

mrpmac. No...hes not a badass and never has been.

A badass? What? He acts like a spoiled kid.

"a bit of a badass". He never backs down, isn't afraid of confrontation, and definitely ruffles some feathers. I feel my previous statement is well justified.

I would be impressed but I just have these terrible bone spurs... they just don't let me do anything a man would normally be capable of doing.

Clearly , I’ve upset the MRA’s with my comment. Real men don’t call women names in a derogatory manner nor do they vehemently defend their ilk by using obscure examples. It’s not worth arguing with sick, armchair warriors who are mentally, emotionally and socially disabled. #yesallmen #byefelipe

Most of us do, but it appears that rich dudes feel everything is allowed, these two dudes in this skit are pretty wealthy and humans like cash sooo...

Even more so.

Soon, we won’t need to listen to him ever again

Too highbrow for you?

And yet here you are.

ckmanzano maybe it's too complicated for you

He got a gun because the military didn't file the paperwork they should have. If they did their job, he wouldn't have been able to get a gun. Besides, all one has to do is look at what happened in Las Vegas to understand the good guy with a gun schtick is a myth. Las Vegas is very gun friendly. The police couldn't even take him out. He killed 58 people and shot another 500. That's almost 600 people shot before it ended. 600 people.

BTG No it doesn't. He was shooting at a place where guns weren't allowed, from an elevated place. It doesn't prove anything. In fact, by the lowest estimates, guns save over 10x as many as they take, including suicide, accidents, and gang violence. So how does one incident disprove what the evidence shows?

You've lost your mind. The shooting in Texas (TEXAS) where guns are readily available happened too. In a pro-gun state. In a church. A good guy with a gun was there but 26 people including 12 CHILDREN were shot and killed anyways. Man, you ammosexuals are fucking idiots.

Harry :p

It seems like you think only thin women and girls get assaulted? And that winter only lasts one month?

Harry .... yeah good for your right of freedom of speech.... but keep it up and you will be bullied out of the U.S..... this isn't a joke, seen it happened.

Oh, being fat doesn't stop women from being sexually assaulted. Not blaming you in this (you might just not realize) but this is why when Trump says things like "Look at her, there's no way I would" it's infuriating because it's been proven time and time again that even women who are apparently so unattractive that men are "disgusted" by them get raped. Rape is a power thing and/or a desperation thing, not an attraction thing, which seems to be what people think it is and they couldn't be further from the truth. Regardless, it is never okay.

cl hinton Of course dude, why would you assault a fat chick ? (unless you're black)