Dominguez is going to fight his recruiter

True fucking story: My squad leader went to BLC with a guy like that that joined from a South American country and they made friends because he was one of the only other guys that spoke Spanish. He asked him if he wanted to go get food and he was like “nah I’m good” Next day same thing Day after same So he asks him “like man, what’s the deal?” And he says “I don’t really have money for it” “So you’re in like a lot of debt or what?” “No, no debt.” “So, I don’t mean to be disrespectful, but how? You’re getting paid E4 pay and I don’t see you buying anything. Are you just saving up? I mean I’ll spot you if you need, but I’m also concerned about this financial situation.” “……” “What?” “I’m getting paid?” “…..Yeah….. did you not know you get paid?!” “I thought you just work and live and then you get citizenship.” “Bro! You’re telling me you’ve been in the army for years! And you’ve never checked your pay?!” “I didn’t know” So he took him to check his LES, sure enough had been getting paid. So come to find out the people at 30th AG had set up a bank account for him but he really didn’t understand what was going on and didn’t know that. This guy had like $150,000 in pay sitting in a bank account he didn’t know about. He had been living off what little money his mom sent him, thinking it was like indentured servitude LMAO.

That recruiter gonna find out real quick why you don’t lie to Dominicans.

Recruiter got his ass

“Time fly by, no problem” 😂😂😂 reminds me out several of my soldiers lmao

When even the 1st Sergeant feels bad and felt the scam from the recruiter lmao

After his recruiter’s murder: “see what had happened was eh…”

Lol my dad wasn't a citizen when he joined the Army, it was shortly before the Kennedy assasination, and no one bothered to ask his citizenship status. He was assigned to the US Army Honor Guard in Arlington and eventually the White House. When he was told he would be literally feet from president Johnson, my dad freaked out because Kennedy had only been assasinated the year before and he didn't know if him not being a citizen would be considered a security risk. Dad pulls his sergeant aside and tells him that he isn't a citizen, now the sergent is freaking out. He grabs my dad and drags him into the CO'S office. The sergent quickly explains the situation, how my dad is assigned to the white house and he isn't a citizen. The CO looks at my dad from across his desk and says "raise your right hand." My dad complies. "Do you swear you won't shoot the president of the United States?" Dad confused, "yes sir!" "Good, now get the F*** out of my office." My dad called that the first time he was sworn in as a citizen.

Imagine being guaranteed 20 years so long as you stay out of trouble. That’s guaranteed retirement right there.

You don’t have to do one year of service to be eligible to apply… or at least not anymore. You get to bootcamp, you’re a military citizen, you’re good as gold.

For those who don't know, the 20 years to citizenship comes from the Roman military 😂

This is why I believe recruiters are the worst form of car sales men.

This is gold. Channeling straight up NYC Dominican 🇩🇴. I love it. Next you’re going to tell me he’s from Washington Heights too.

This Chanel might be the greatest thing that happened to me in a while

Lmfao time fly by no problem 😂 bruh 20 years

And,kids,this is why you get EVERYTHING that your recruiter promises you in writing before you leave their office that day. That way,when you get to boot camp,you don't hear words like "Needs of the service" or "No,that option is no longer available." Ask me how I know.

Dominguez is a True Dominican from NY 😂

"yeah, totes bro, sign here and you're basically already a Ranger!"

Anybody that fights honorably for us should be an automatic citizen.

That “oh my god” felt real. Like “holy shit you poor bastard”

SFC 20 years in is wild

Tbf a full 20 year service will not only make you eligible to apply - there is nobody in the world who would deny a soldier already served 20 years their naturalization.

time flies by😭😭

What they don’t tell you is that you’ll be top on the draft until your 40th birthday no matter how long you sign for. They call it the reserve service list in the Brit army

In the Navy you can get your citizenship during boot camp. They have a naturalization ceremony and everything. It might be the same for other braches I’m not sure. I’m Filipino but I was already Naturalized before I joined but I had a whole group of Filipino buddies that were naturalized in Boot Camp.

Those darn recruiters 😂🤣😂

(To be fair, the recruiter didn't lie. Just wanted to make sure he sees a retirement check immediately after serving 20 years, if the member's full-time active duty.) 🤷🏾‍♂️

I think it might be legal grounds to sue that recruiter...

Man is Dominican to the fullest 🇩🇴🇩🇴

When I arrived at MCRD SD in 1993. Not even 48 hrs had passed I was buddy up with another recruit who couldn't put 2 sentences together in English. So imagine all the heat I got to translate and make sure he understood everything that was also new to me been 18 yrs old at the time. I saw him last at SOI in Camp Pendleton.

Make it relatable and informative at the same time to encourage those that aren’t sure or know better yet.

Well the recruiter wasn't wrong. You do 20 years its easy just like that!

Bro Dominguez sound like all our dads in the Puerto Rican filled FA batts 😂😂😂

Definitely worth the Subscription.

Recruiter made him think its like the Roman empire

Their sketch are amazing

E7’s are the coolest NCO’s ever.

Recruiter honestly blessed his life, mans retiring young, set for life baby

He f****d up

Recruiter pulled a devious lick

That's actually hilarious lol recruiters are full of it from every perspective 😂

LOL he made it to Sergeant I assume the accent slips away when shit hits the fan for no one would understand him😂

His recruiter tried to make him a permanent soldier

Bros regretting his decisions 😂😂

This is actually a genius way to inform personnel lol

Recruiter after he signed: “I gotcho ass now 😈 “

They’re laughing but shit like this is probably why 90% of them joined 😂

Bro got finesse with two decades of his life

Haha, peak Dominican. There was power and pain in that "nooooo".

We need to put something in place to keep recruiters in check, those lying snakes will say anything to get you to sign. It's despicable.

And that recruiter was never heard from again.

That man has earned his citizenship a dozen times over

Similar thing happened to me. Being screwed over by an army recruiter. That's why I am a marine now.

Dude these guys should do a sitcom.

That SFC is hilarious

Now I know why James Ramirez was so good in mw2

You can get it after basic. During basic you should submit your stuff with your drills. If they mess up do it when you get to your unit

What blew my mind was working with Pakistani Air Force and finding out those dudes enlist for 25 year stints. The concept of a 4 or 6 year enlistment blew their minds.

“The Army”

Recruiter: I got yo ass now boy hahahahhahahahHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

See, there are worse things than buying a new Camaro at 20% APR

That’s how you turn a defender of our country into a enemy of our country😂

He’ll calm down once he sees what he gets after only 20 years.

Dude was in the shit for 15yrs too long 😂 🤣

I mean, now, he can sit by the beach for 2 weeks and just Uber the rest of the year to make ends meet. 😂😂

Sgt dominguez thought he was serving in the roman army!

Hwaah happen hee is one of my favourite things to hear Cubans say Shout outs to Unlce Joey

Got his ass 😂😂

Hey but he's got a pension now 😅

Dominguez thought he was joining the Roman legion where after 20 years of service he’d become a citizen and get a farm.

“Whaaaaaaaaa hoppin?” Now if that’s not a Hispanic that’s been Born or raised elsewhere, then I don’t know what is! Lol Love it

What you do is 25 and collect a fat pension.

Bro might as well get finish that 20 for the retirement money

It shouldn't be any less than 5 years of military service to become a citizen

But you'll get a sick pension at that point

This happens in ALL aspects of the Workforce, educate your kids and let them know what they're worth and don't be SCARED to ask questions before signing anything ✌🏽🙏

the right way vs the dumb way

My Recruiter told me to be 11B, then I can change my MOS as soon as I got to Benning.

That recruiter got him good

We all have a Dominguez in our platoon.

The army tape 😭

Is this like a military theater troupe?

Recruiter got him again!😂

Never lose your instincts for self-preservation. Citizens of the United States do not give up your arms

Is this like military dudes that do improv?

Should be 5 on front line

well he’s had a job for 16 years so i’d say he’s doing fine

Dominguez can do one more four, take that military retirement and live pretty comfortably in a number of other countries … providing he’s not married with children.

That pension will be good though

I think I'm the only person that had an honest recruiter and that didn't even remotely screw me over lol

Coast guard and Space Force been quiet after these hashtags

At least he gets a good pension at the end.

Is Seth rogen in the crowd? 😂

Thank a recruiter

Homie fought in Iraq and Afghanistan for nothing and he's still not an NCO

It changed to 1 day of service and you’re elegible

Guys if he serve almost 20 years that recruiters either out of the army or definitely not a recruiter no more lol

Its a good thing that its legal to lie to future recruits.

That’s how they getchu

This is pretty cool. I like this.