"sorry sir I just happened to be there when a grenade slipped into my recruiter's pocket."
@juanramirezgonzalez2213 Жыл бұрын
So Mister Ming
@ADogNamedStay Жыл бұрын
16 years ago, that dude retired by now.
@FOXTR0T1 Жыл бұрын
True fucking story: My squad leader went to BLC with a guy like that that joined from a South American country and they made friends because he was one of the only other guys that spoke Spanish. He asked him if he wanted to go get food and he was like “nah I’m good” Next day same thing Day after same So he asks him “like man, what’s the deal?” And he says “I don’t really have money for it” “So you’re in like a lot of debt or what?” “No, no debt.” “So, I don’t mean to be disrespectful, but how? You’re getting paid E4 pay and I don’t see you buying anything. Are you just saving up? I mean I’ll spot you if you need, but I’m also concerned about this financial situation.” “……” “What?” “I’m getting paid?” “…..Yeah….. did you not know you get paid?!” “I thought you just work and live and then you get citizenship.” “Bro! You’re telling me you’ve been in the army for years! And you’ve never checked your pay?!” “I didn’t know” So he took him to check his LES, sure enough had been getting paid. So come to find out the people at 30th AG had set up a bank account for him but he really didn’t understand what was going on and didn’t know that. This guy had like $150,000 in pay sitting in a bank account he didn’t know about. He had been living off what little money his mom sent him, thinking it was like indentured servitude LMAO.
@justeliashere Жыл бұрын
poor guy. I feel bad for his mom too..
@eynjay8046 Жыл бұрын
No way this is true😂 people say anything for likes
@ijustdocomments6777 Жыл бұрын
@@justeliashere His mom was probably pretty taken care of after that though
@nathanbelote2411 Жыл бұрын
Holy Shit.. Been in the Marines for nearly a decade and this is one of the craziest stories I’ve ever heard that’s related to pay lol. I had to screen shot your comment because I gotta tell my boys about this one haha
@xternal2072 Жыл бұрын
@@eynjay8046 im in the army and believe me. A lot of guys are similar to that. They just sign papers for one reason and don’t ask what else they get for joining
@bogustoast22none25 Жыл бұрын
That recruiter gonna find out real quick why you don’t lie to Dominicans.
@medicineshroom1386 Жыл бұрын
You sound like a tough guy
@bogustoast22none25 Жыл бұрын
@@medicineshroom1386 Nah I’m not, I’ve seen shit though. Dominicans are in general, culturally very emotional and honest, they take you at face value. From an early age lying to your parents reason enough to throw hands just because. I’m assuming lying to a young man to stay in the military for 20 years is enough to find a way to put that liar 6 feet under.
@grantquinones Жыл бұрын
You can lie and tell a Dominican the wrong math problem they would never know
@bogustoast22none25 Жыл бұрын
@@grantquinones there are people bad at math in every culture, being bad at math is not a part of the Dominican culture, or any for that matter. Being bad at math means a bad economy, and that’s a no go.
@rsmetz88 Жыл бұрын
@@bogustoast22none25 Bad at math means you have a bad economy? What?.. You can learn your times tables with a stick and dirt.
@professorl.a.r.p.e.r Жыл бұрын
Recruiter got his ass
@lorenblueearth5657 Жыл бұрын
His recruiter is probably laughing and telling the story of the 20 yr commitment lol
@g0tsp33d Жыл бұрын
makes you wonder why theyre shipping so many illegals here huh
@mikebar42 Жыл бұрын
And now he will get his revenge 🤕
@the-potato-warrior9 ай бұрын
Brown people need to go
@jonathanwells2237 ай бұрын
@@g0tsp33dbecause the Democrats want a slave class that consistently votes for them in areas that never vote Democrat?
@Stiq_912 Жыл бұрын
“Time fly by, no problem” 😂😂😂 reminds me out several of my soldiers lmao
@uuu12343 Жыл бұрын
When even the 1st Sergeant feels bad and felt the scam from the recruiter lmao
@javierstewbean7503 Жыл бұрын
After his recruiter’s murder: “see what had happened was eh…”
@patrickmuzzi7 ай бұрын
Gets sentenced to life: "time fly by, it's no problem"
@PB-tr5ze9 ай бұрын
Lol my dad wasn't a citizen when he joined the Army, it was shortly before the Kennedy assasination, and no one bothered to ask his citizenship status. He was assigned to the US Army Honor Guard in Arlington and eventually the White House. When he was told he would be literally feet from president Johnson, my dad freaked out because Kennedy had only been assasinated the year before and he didn't know if him not being a citizen would be considered a security risk. Dad pulls his sergeant aside and tells him that he isn't a citizen, now the sergent is freaking out. He grabs my dad and drags him into the CO'S office. The sergent quickly explains the situation, how my dad is assigned to the white house and he isn't a citizen. The CO looks at my dad from across his desk and says "raise your right hand." My dad complies. "Do you swear you won't shoot the president of the United States?" Dad confused, "yes sir!" "Good, now get the F*** out of my office." My dad called that the first time he was sworn in as a citizen.
@ikat_tracer9 ай бұрын
Jesus christ
@Xemphas9 ай бұрын
LMAOOO
@jgg6819 ай бұрын
That’s fucking awesome
@fitzchivalry7289 ай бұрын
That's fucking hilarious
@yogeshkumarallum25409 ай бұрын
Okay that's hilarious 😂😂😂
@markholub97 Жыл бұрын
Imagine being guaranteed 20 years so long as you stay out of trouble. That’s guaranteed retirement right there.
@testtest6169 Жыл бұрын
They kick you out on medical. Or PT. You won't meet a retired E-7 or lower
@macdank7328 Жыл бұрын
@@testtest6169 wut? You can retire as an E6...
@policeofficer65 Жыл бұрын
@@testtest6169 my uncle just retired as a e6 so idk what your talking about
@eynjay8046 Жыл бұрын
@@policeofficer65 old army
@Obi7Haki Жыл бұрын
@@eynjay8046 new army
@karenkurosaki Жыл бұрын
You don’t have to do one year of service to be eligible to apply… or at least not anymore. You get to bootcamp, you’re a military citizen, you’re good as gold.
@bogustoast22none25 Жыл бұрын
My buddy had to fight tooth and nail for her citizenship and they made her life hell.
@karenkurosaki Жыл бұрын
@@bogustoast22none25 not me or my friends who just came to this country with green card. Honestly it was just a sheet of paper and a month later, I got the test and swore in as a citizen. I thought it would be more complicated but maybe it’s just changing times?
@bogustoast22none25 Жыл бұрын
@@karenkurosaki The military has one unofficial motto that all branches follow: experiences may vary.
@tiga1079 Жыл бұрын
Military grade gold that will break in 5 minutes
@darrengarcia4937 Жыл бұрын
No there is a time in service requirement still.
@Bodbyify Жыл бұрын
For those who don't know, the 20 years to citizenship comes from the Roman military 😂
@chairforce0928 Жыл бұрын
This is why I believe recruiters are the worst form of car sales men.
@rockychang7595 Жыл бұрын
Nah that would be life insurance.
@fingergunaddict Жыл бұрын
*salesmen
@fingergunaddict Жыл бұрын
@@chairforce0928 skill issue.
@NYCKidWashingtonHeights Жыл бұрын
This is gold. Channeling straight up NYC Dominican 🇩🇴. I love it. Next you’re going to tell me he’s from Washington Heights too.
@heribertosarmiento1265 Жыл бұрын
You know it papa!!!! LOL
@valravnsshadow94229 ай бұрын
What's special about Washington heights?
@JgHaverty9 ай бұрын
You're looking at this the wrong way friend. It's not a joke about Dominicans. It's a manipulative joke to entice immigrants to join the military. I'm a combat veteran myself, I have no issues with the military, but this is pretty scummy. Think about it. They make a HUGE deal about "1 year of honorable service to apply for naturalization". It's an advertisement
@NYCKidWashingtonHeights9 ай бұрын
@@valravnsshadow9422because I’m the 80s and 90s that’s where you saw a large concentration of Dominicans in NYC.
@TIPPLESSDIESEL Жыл бұрын
This Chanel might be the greatest thing that happened to me in a while
@MrDogbrain Жыл бұрын
You have to get out more bro
@SavagexRaccoon Жыл бұрын
Lmfao time fly by no problem 😂 bruh 20 years
@Legatus2kx Жыл бұрын
Dude happened to me, but not the citizen shit "Homie don't play that."
@heribertosarmiento1265 Жыл бұрын
Samething my friend in the Marine said 20 years is nothing now we are past our 30 and he’s Still in it LOL
@heribertosarmiento1265 Жыл бұрын
@DOorDIE.357 yup keeps complaining but won’t get out . I told him think of it as marriage if you leave you lose LOL
@heribertosarmiento1265 Жыл бұрын
@DOorDIE.357 thank you 😁
@doughesson Жыл бұрын
And,kids,this is why you get EVERYTHING that your recruiter promises you in writing before you leave their office that day. That way,when you get to boot camp,you don't hear words like "Needs of the service" or "No,that option is no longer available." Ask me how I know.
@Stupid_lil_rat8 ай бұрын
So how you know?
@doughesson8 ай бұрын
I didn't get the school that I wanted when I enlisted.@@Stupid_lil_rat
@American4.ISRAELS.right2exist.17 күн бұрын
Okay...How do you know..?
@Grandmaster_Vic Жыл бұрын
Dominguez is a True Dominican from NY 😂
@roguespearsf Жыл бұрын
"yeah, totes bro, sign here and you're basically already a Ranger!"
@ashenmoonclash Жыл бұрын
Anybody that fights honorably for us should be an automatic citizen.
@Styxswimmer Жыл бұрын
I totally agree. I've said for awhile that anyone who does a 4 year contract honorably should get automatic citizenship, no hoops or legal issues
@joshuameadows49229 ай бұрын
Sure, as soon as every other country does as well
@spike_-pw9iz9 ай бұрын
@@Styxswimmeryea because we tooootally want foreigners in our military
@AshtonCoolman9 ай бұрын
@@spike_-pw9iz WTF does that mean?! They're great fighters and they love this country. There's a lot of Americans that definitely do not.
@BaerlyHere_8 ай бұрын
@@spike_-pw9izyou would be surprised how many foreigners are in our ranks, worked side by side and deployed with a polish veteran no who was a specialist in our unit. Amazing soldier
@phelan511 Жыл бұрын
That “oh my god” felt real. Like “holy shit you poor bastard”
@bloodworldthekingslayer16129 ай бұрын
SFC 20 years in is wild
@MubuAJ6 ай бұрын
You see it a lot
@mosesracal67589 ай бұрын
Tbf a full 20 year service will not only make you eligible to apply - there is nobody in the world who would deny a soldier already served 20 years their naturalization.
@420.........5 ай бұрын
I would, serving gains you no favours
@sergioescarfuller8941 Жыл бұрын
time flies by😭😭
@Lloyd_Will9 ай бұрын
What they don’t tell you is that you’ll be top on the draft until your 40th birthday no matter how long you sign for. They call it the reserve service list in the Brit army
@undeadgames30910 ай бұрын
In the Navy you can get your citizenship during boot camp. They have a naturalization ceremony and everything. It might be the same for other braches I’m not sure. I’m Filipino but I was already Naturalized before I joined but I had a whole group of Filipino buddies that were naturalized in Boot Camp.
@krle79708 ай бұрын
SALUUUTE!
@Zohdiak Жыл бұрын
Those darn recruiters 😂🤣😂
@jesserice7777 Жыл бұрын
(To be fair, the recruiter didn't lie. Just wanted to make sure he sees a retirement check immediately after serving 20 years, if the member's full-time active duty.) 🤷🏾♂️
@hypatia-du-bois-marie9 ай бұрын
I think it might be legal grounds to sue that recruiter...
@MAA-hu3do Жыл бұрын
Man is Dominican to the fullest 🇩🇴🇩🇴
@juanguerrero9128 Жыл бұрын
When I arrived at MCRD SD in 1993. Not even 48 hrs had passed I was buddy up with another recruit who couldn't put 2 sentences together in English. So imagine all the heat I got to translate and make sure he understood everything that was also new to me been 18 yrs old at the time. I saw him last at SOI in Camp Pendleton.
@hectichemroid5863 Жыл бұрын
Make it relatable and informative at the same time to encourage those that aren’t sure or know better yet.
@jacobfrench69879 ай бұрын
Well the recruiter wasn't wrong. You do 20 years its easy just like that!
@CAGonRiv6 ай бұрын
Bro Dominguez sound like all our dads in the Puerto Rican filled FA batts 😂😂😂
@Kaizensan1775 Жыл бұрын
Definitely worth the Subscription.
@v9tadpole2.02 Жыл бұрын
Recruiter made him think its like the Roman empire
@paleyosezi3122 Жыл бұрын
Their sketch are amazing
@Max-zv8hm Жыл бұрын
E7’s are the coolest NCO’s ever.
@Unstoppablepie239 ай бұрын
Recruiter honestly blessed his life, mans retiring young, set for life baby
@evannordhaus Жыл бұрын
He f****d up
@SharpForceTrauma Жыл бұрын
Recruiter pulled a devious lick
@Handsofakiller199 ай бұрын
That's actually hilarious lol recruiters are full of it from every perspective 😂
@LegatusLucius28 ай бұрын
LOL he made it to Sergeant I assume the accent slips away when shit hits the fan for no one would understand him😂
@DIEBYIT6 ай бұрын
His recruiter tried to make him a permanent soldier
@Aurelius3817 ай бұрын
Bros regretting his decisions 😂😂
@davidmcrae47919 ай бұрын
This is actually a genius way to inform personnel lol
@aoscustoms29996 ай бұрын
Recruiter after he signed: “I gotcho ass now 😈 “
@StridentCandy356 ай бұрын
They’re laughing but shit like this is probably why 90% of them joined 😂
@juansolo9166 Жыл бұрын
Bro got finesse with two decades of his life
@Alex_FRD8 ай бұрын
Haha, peak Dominican. There was power and pain in that "nooooo".
@Jack_Zandara8 ай бұрын
We need to put something in place to keep recruiters in check, those lying snakes will say anything to get you to sign. It's despicable.
@Rurik_Luci Жыл бұрын
And that recruiter was never heard from again.
@bryanttspross14566 ай бұрын
That man has earned his citizenship a dozen times over
@rockyroads8802 Жыл бұрын
Similar thing happened to me. Being screwed over by an army recruiter. That's why I am a marine now.
@Titan-ul5bu Жыл бұрын
Dude these guys should do a sitcom.
@Kosher10 Жыл бұрын
That SFC is hilarious
@coopsmaloops71246 ай бұрын
Now I know why James Ramirez was so good in mw2
@alfonsogracey5721 Жыл бұрын
You can get it after basic. During basic you should submit your stuff with your drills. If they mess up do it when you get to your unit
@Terribleguitarist897 ай бұрын
What blew my mind was working with Pakistani Air Force and finding out those dudes enlist for 25 year stints. The concept of a 4 or 6 year enlistment blew their minds.
@avenjiang167 Жыл бұрын
“The Army”
@TheNecronCryptek8 ай бұрын
Recruiter: I got yo ass now boy hahahahhahahahHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
@phantomsoldier878 ай бұрын
See, there are worse things than buying a new Camaro at 20% APR
@Litfilmz9 ай бұрын
That’s how you turn a defender of our country into a enemy of our country😂
@warrenb82286 ай бұрын
He’ll calm down once he sees what he gets after only 20 years.
@CplVelasco Жыл бұрын
Dude was in the shit for 15yrs too long 😂 🤣
@javcar249 ай бұрын
I mean, now, he can sit by the beach for 2 weeks and just Uber the rest of the year to make ends meet. 😂😂
@androidynamit9 ай бұрын
Sgt dominguez thought he was serving in the roman army!
@heyokasamurai4539 ай бұрын
20 years of service, land, handful of slaves, and only then can you apply to become a officer
@fiapritchard9059 ай бұрын
Hwaah happen hee is one of my favourite things to hear Cubans say Shout outs to Unlce Joey
@JoJo-dm7nb Жыл бұрын
Got his ass 😂😂
@albertbecerra8 ай бұрын
Hey but he's got a pension now 😅
@Thomas-xd4cx7 ай бұрын
Dominguez thought he was joining the Roman legion where after 20 years of service he’d become a citizen and get a farm.
@drewbaker7899 Жыл бұрын
“Whaaaaaaaaa hoppin?” Now if that’s not a Hispanic that’s been Born or raised elsewhere, then I don’t know what is! Lol Love it
@Raccoon_Rambo Жыл бұрын
What you do is 25 and collect a fat pension.
@mrsporadicsporkguy54819 ай бұрын
Bro might as well get finish that 20 for the retirement money
@Unklenudex23_official6 ай бұрын
It shouldn't be any less than 5 years of military service to become a citizen
@christianluciano23839 ай бұрын
But you'll get a sick pension at that point
@mazzakhan1807 Жыл бұрын
This happens in ALL aspects of the Workforce, educate your kids and let them know what they're worth and don't be SCARED to ask questions before signing anything ✌🏽🙏
@you_tube67336 ай бұрын
the right way vs the dumb way
@jimnytran39488 ай бұрын
My Recruiter told me to be 11B, then I can change my MOS as soon as I got to Benning.
@demarcusfaulkner74117 ай бұрын
That recruiter got him good
@luggilu7864 Жыл бұрын
We all have a Dominguez in our platoon.
@mekhiellison6715 Жыл бұрын
So y’all just be lying to get recruits?
@v3nc0r37 ай бұрын
The army tape 😭
@coasterthekid8867 Жыл бұрын
Is this like a military theater troupe?
@MCPorter838 ай бұрын
Recruiter got him again!😂
@dbchillin7747 Жыл бұрын
Never lose your instincts for self-preservation. Citizens of the United States do not give up your arms
@Cobyba9 ай бұрын
Is this like military dudes that do improv?
@08turboSS6 ай бұрын
Should be 5 on front line
@Spongequan699 ай бұрын
well he’s had a job for 16 years so i’d say he’s doing fine
@ThundarBarBar Жыл бұрын
Dominguez can do one more four, take that military retirement and live pretty comfortably in a number of other countries … providing he’s not married with children.
@Mason6an9 ай бұрын
That pension will be good though
@JgHaverty9 ай бұрын
I think I'm the only person that had an honest recruiter and that didn't even remotely screw me over lol
@sinewave1k7355 ай бұрын
Coast guard and Space Force been quiet after these hashtags
@vecremser22269 ай бұрын
At least he gets a good pension at the end.
@StrawHatJack5 ай бұрын
Is Seth rogen in the crowd? 😂
@charliechew7338 ай бұрын
Thank a recruiter
@flowerhana__18 ай бұрын
Homie fought in Iraq and Afghanistan for nothing and he's still not an NCO
@NanoRapCaracas6 ай бұрын
It changed to 1 day of service and you’re elegible
@devonspain620 Жыл бұрын
Guys if he serve almost 20 years that recruiters either out of the army or definitely not a recruiter no more lol
@Jayda085 ай бұрын
Its a good thing that its legal to lie to future recruits.