Dad Jokes Don't Laugh!! Can You Beat Michael?
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Күн бұрынThe gang got together a few weeks ago now to film another instalment of our Dad Jokes, Don't Laugh Challenge. And Skin finally got around to editing it.
There were plenty of great jokes so we've had to split the day down into a few parts, be sure to stay tuned for Part 2 of this episode coming soon!
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-Video Chapters-
00:00 Intro
02:06 Jana vs Matt
03:08 Matt vs Nicky
05:07 Nicky vs Leigh
06:13 Leigh vs Skin
08:13 Skin vs Eloise
09:31 Eloise vs Mick
10:23 Mick vs Jana
11:41 Outro
#wegotthechocolates #podcast #jokes #dadjokes
@sachinbhandari414 2 жыл бұрын
Last joke was too good. I died laughing on wheelchair joke
@rickmorty346 2 жыл бұрын
Can you explain? ;__;
@DiscreetUser 2 жыл бұрын
@@rickmorty346 a person whose mental and physical functioning is severely impaired and especially one who requires supportive measures (as mechanical ventilation) to survive, i.e. one who is confined to a wheelchair, is slangily referred in joke as vegetable (also refers to being in vegetative state). The joke is actually meant you to think of vegetable in first part but then comes the punch line in form of dark humour and I'd say really cruel humour with disregard and disrespect to sufferings of such a person.
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
@@DiscreetUser All very well explained yes. It's not what we like to go with but in the interest of being authentic we included it to show you how shocked we were
@DiscreetUser 2 жыл бұрын
@@WeGotTheChocolates No complains. It's my personal opinion of that joke and I do realize the channel doesn't mean to hurt sentiments by including it. 👍🏻🙂
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
@@DiscreetUser Completely fair mate thank you!
@sobel4511 Жыл бұрын
An elderly couple is in church. The wife says to the husband, "I've let out one of those silent farts, what do I do?" The husband says, “Change the battery in your hearing aid.”
@richa.s9912 Жыл бұрын
LOL 😂😂😂 and I wearing 2 hearing Aides ‼️🇺🇸😂‼️
@snatchios1 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@damianking3768 Жыл бұрын
That's a damned good 1. 😆
@lillylilly3035 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@filam7371 Жыл бұрын
The next week the husband says, "these pews are so hard my bottom fell asleep." "I know," says the wife. "It's been snoring for the past half hour."
@m1t2a1 2 жыл бұрын
My dad every time we drove over a railroad crossing, "A train just went by. You can still see the tracks."
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
Stealing that 😂
@rossokeefe9655 2 жыл бұрын
That's great! 😂
@jb7753 Жыл бұрын
That's awesome!!
@boboften9952 Жыл бұрын
Going through a tunnel " the light ahead may be an on coming freight train ."
@samuelbhend2521 Жыл бұрын
Driving through Autobahn crossings: "Indians were here, there's still Arrows laying around!"
@severalebb 2 жыл бұрын
That joke Matt made about sleeping with his girlfriend's dad was timed well lol. Nicky was stunned
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
Genius hey!
@mikkosaarela9436 2 жыл бұрын
That was stolen from Chris Turner though
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
@@mikkosaarela9436 yeah stolen. Bloody walked into a shop, didn’t pay for it and walked out
@RadeticDaniel Жыл бұрын
@@WeGotTheChocolates while I appreciate the banter and agree that jokes in general don't have owners, it would be a nice gesture to credit the original artist when it is known. In particular I like how you guys slipped two Mitch Hedberg jokes in as he is no longer alive to tell them himself =) Maybe more people could find out about him through We Got Chocolates and that would be great
@WeGotTheChocolates Жыл бұрын
@@RadeticDaniel It would I just think that’s often unrealistic. I don’t have a clue who Chris Turner is, that’s not where we heard the joke, if he originally penned it and we haven’t given credit I do apologise
@azazel8035 2 жыл бұрын
The look on Jana's face for the vegetable joke was awesome 🤣🤣🤣
@WeGotTheChocolates Жыл бұрын
She was shocked to the core hahah
@tomjoad1363 Жыл бұрын
@@WeGotTheChocolates This is fun both teh joke (if you like darker humor) and her reaction. IOt shows people react differently to different styles of joke. Please, keep your joke and your reactions as much diversified as possible. I discover your channel few dasy ago and spend most of my day watching them today.
@TheNighthawke502 Жыл бұрын
@@WeGotTheChocolates And here I thought she just went catatonic! LOL.
@mathiharan 2 жыл бұрын
Eloise's comeback for Skin's fiance joke was the best!
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
Gosh I loved that
@stevenlacapria2050 2 жыл бұрын
Does that put any pressure on him to get his knee dirty? Mick was awesome because he kept looking at his punchlines before finishing the jokes. Keep up the great work WGTC gang. Love it.
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
@@stevenlacapria2050 Hahaha well he still hasn't done it so he must not be feeling the pressure too much! Yes that made me laugh so much haha
@sarthakgarg4428 2 жыл бұрын
@@WeGotTheChocolatesr/! Remind me in 6 months
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
@@sarthakgarg4428 Hahaha I will!
@SamPeabody Жыл бұрын
Mick and Jana are my favorites to watch in these videos. Her delivery is so smooth, and Mick can hardly keep it together!
@UncleSilverGaming Жыл бұрын
My wife went to feed the dog and asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl. I told her "No. I didn't even know he could."
@noirjacques3274 Жыл бұрын
Cracks me up when Mick says “oh no” knowing he’s about to face Jana, even before she’s literally sat down. 😂😂
@anuveshrikhi 2 жыл бұрын
That vegetable joke was dark 😂😂😂
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
Gosh it made us nervous 😂
@crustybandaid183 2 жыл бұрын
Made me laugh, but Im also one to look on the BRIGHT side.
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
@@crustybandaid183 Hahaha yes fair
@brendonbayliss2994 Жыл бұрын
A guy was trying to sell me a coffin ⚰ at the door, I told him its the last thing I need.
@metalzonemt-2 Жыл бұрын
Old, but always good.
@jacobstark1672 Жыл бұрын
Mick's laughter is contagious af.
@patbates 2 жыл бұрын
Mick was my favourite cause he made me laugh the most without telling that many jokes :D
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
Hahah hard to disagree
@territhompson7792 Жыл бұрын
As a person in a wheelchair I just have to steal one of your jokes. It goes well with my amputee jokes. I would love to ride on a roller coaster but I'm a foot short.😇
@tenderlovellcare 2 жыл бұрын
Mick is absolute MUST!! HAHA Pure gold! Whole episode was bangers but Mick stole it! Proper funny! "The Wheelchair" was brutal! 😂😂👏🏻👏🏻
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
hahaha he's the king hey 😂
@nishantpatil61 Жыл бұрын
Can someone explain me wheelchair joke?
@tomjoad1363 Жыл бұрын
@@nishantpatil61 Come back check more recent comment the explanation is up here.
@noirjacques3274 Жыл бұрын
Among the many reasons I love watching you guys is seeing how little time it takes for Mick to lose a “don’t laugh” challenge, cracks me up! 😆
@qrubmeeaz 3 ай бұрын
Mickus laughing is the best thing on the internet.
@WeGotTheChocolates 3 ай бұрын
What a machine he is!
@Wineblood Жыл бұрын
Mick always has that look of "oh no I can't hold this laugh in" and it's great
@EvilTwin559 2 жыл бұрын
Dad jokes always make me laugh. They tickle me. My girl won't see me anymore. Just because I broke her glasses. Okay. I'll see myself out.
@jean-paulaudette9246 Жыл бұрын
You know the definition of a dad joke? One where the punch line is ap-PARENT.
@DylanSparks99 2 жыл бұрын
Love that vegetable joke. As a person in a wheelchair I love pulling that joke out to see what reactions I can get. I love dark humor. Another good one for you, what do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile. Some might not get it but virgin mobile is a cellular company here in Canada. Or there's always the classic, why are people in wheelchairs always picked on? They can't stand up for themselves.. 😂😂
@rubbersidedown5620 2 жыл бұрын
Great ones!
@jennifershentrich4039 2 жыл бұрын
Nice. Heh heh heh...hi
@jennifershentrich4039 2 жыл бұрын
This is a true story just happened to me about a month ago a man comes into the gas station where I work and he's from Arkansas so I asked him hey what's the price of gas in Arkansas? He says it's a $1.98 and you can marry your sister! I said wow that's cool if I had a sister I said so what are you doing here in Oregon? He says I'm looking for my sister I said wow cuz gas ⛽ is expensive
@Kris_P._Bey_Ken Жыл бұрын
@@jennifershentrich4039 am I missing something? Because you said "if I had a sister" (I get that you said "wow" to the gas price) it was a 2 in 1 response I assume. But just wondering why you said "if I had a sister" .... I was thinking why would she say that?
@jennifershentrich4039 Жыл бұрын
@@Kris_P._Bey_Ken cuz I don't have a sister I don't have any family at all my mom just recently died and left me on my own I'm completely without any family or friends or anything sorry so that's why hi
@wilson2455 Жыл бұрын
2:35 - Matt says to Jana " yes Dear... ". Lucky bastard !!!
@elliottsw Жыл бұрын
I love that Nicky has a printed list and everyone else is using their phones. Legend
@raystewart9382 2 жыл бұрын
We need more of these!! So good to watch!
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
We have identified that we need to make more! Promise it is happening
@nnekarosalie2523 Жыл бұрын
Everyone is so adorable. I'm surprised Mick got that far!
@katotato Жыл бұрын
How have I only just found this channel? 🤣 you guys are HILARIOUS!! keep spreading the laughter 👌 love to you all ❤️
@rutvijsonawane8597 Жыл бұрын
Mick is definitely me... I can't keep a straight face around my friends.. 🤣🤣🤣
@chrisatchris Жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious. I’m crying here ! MIcks Brilliant
@rideshareog Жыл бұрын
The world needs more of this. I'm still getting the little guffaws from the last joke, I'm going straight to hell but I certainly won't be alone.
@WeGotTheChocolates Жыл бұрын
Hahaha I know i know 😂
@TheOpendoormedia Жыл бұрын
The first time I ever heard of you guys was on the KZfaq shorts talking about the penis and the Guinness book of world records. Months later I am still laughing at that joke.
@dallasxm 2 жыл бұрын
That last joke got me!! 😂😂😂. I’m suing for emotional distress from laughing so hard!! 😭😂😭
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
Haha I apologise profusely
@ryanklotz309 Жыл бұрын
@@WeGotTheChocolates Now get that B.S. grin off of your face, and apologize again. lol
@maggot1729 Жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this much in years ! the last one is the best !
@markthomasc 2 жыл бұрын
We gave this a try at work and it's much harder than it looks. Not just keeping a straight face. Searching for jokes isn't easy and your adversary may be telling your joke. We're doing round 2 soon and finding unused and funny one-liners is getting tough.
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha that’s awesome mate! Let us know how you go
@RadeticDaniel Жыл бұрын
Another hint at Mitch Hedberg's genius with that "Haven't slept for two days" joke =D Keeping the master of dead pan alive with this!
@celestialSister Жыл бұрын
I don’t understand this joke! Can you please explain it 😅
@RadeticDaniel Жыл бұрын
@@celestialSister yeah, sure 😃 "I haven't slept for two days" usually means the person has been up and about, awake, for 48 hours or more. But when he says "because that would be too long" it implies actually sleeping for 48 hours. It's a play on coloquial expressions and literal meanings. Many expressions are a short version of a larger sentence, that we understand by social context, but in shortening they can imply something else when taken literally. It is also where people struggle the most learning a second language for more than just professional usage =)
@dziugim9408 Жыл бұрын
I hope this show never ends.. So fun!
@Mo1stF1re 8 ай бұрын
I absolutely adore Jana and just can't get over how cute she is, she reminds me so much of my friend cx
@69voxbeetle 8 ай бұрын
She is cute!!
@Mo1stF1re 8 ай бұрын
@@69voxbeetle so cute c: I want to hug her ears lol
@tomcolling2192 Жыл бұрын
One of the best Dad jokes ever this one… Hope you guys like it and try it out in a video. Sooo, a few years back I was doing it tough and needed to make some money quick sharp. Decided to set up a chicken dating website. Had to give it away after a while tho…. “I was struggling to make hens meet”
@briancasey600 Жыл бұрын
This was hilarious!!! And very great lookin folks too!!
@tombook2155 8 ай бұрын
always crack when mick is on. dude can't save his life. lol
@aliigamer1947 Жыл бұрын
I love you guys! Good for a mid-day laugh!
@patchedgamer1779 2 жыл бұрын
That was amazing! I hope we get more of these. Btw love the way yall try to reply to most comments. Keep up the good Work!
@WeGotTheChocolates Жыл бұрын
Hahah well I'm glad I got to this one!
@StudioMargalima Жыл бұрын
I love how Michael always is cracked up before telling the punchline, or even before telling any line
@CorysComedyChannel 2 жыл бұрын
These kind of joke videos are awesome. Bravo! Bravo!
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much mate!!
@pedrificado Жыл бұрын
"As a family we couldn't decide whether to bury or cremate granpa. So we decided to just let him live."
@johnpeachment7080 2 жыл бұрын
MY LORD GUYS ….. your all seriously funny !! I’ve told so many people about you and tried getting them to follow on Instagram …. Hats off to you all 👏👏👏….. need to put at least 3 of these out per week
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha thank you so much legend! Amazing feedback to hear
@atempestrages5059 Жыл бұрын
10:22 Mick: "Oh no."
@jonathanb.9150 2 жыл бұрын
The obesity joke was great, and I think Jana is probably the best on the team at telling jokes and not laughing...keep up the good stuff
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
She comfortably is 😂
@kristynic72 2 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the next episode, hurry hurry!!!
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
Haha better start this weekend
@donniegreenpastorofgraceby5475 2 жыл бұрын
The wheelchair, saw it coming braced for it and yet still lost it lol, absolutely wrongfully hilarious
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
Yes emphasis on the wrongfully 😂
@MrColin159 Жыл бұрын
I went to the doctor to get meat and potatoes washed out of my ears and nose. Doctor said I should eat more sensibly.
@CaptainSpock1701 Жыл бұрын
That vegetable joke is GOLD!
@adamsmith1306 2 жыл бұрын
I tried cooking vegetable soup yesterday but i couldnt find a pot big enough to fit the wheelchair 😂
@WeGotTheChocolates Жыл бұрын
Heavens above haha
@johnnyv.5142 Жыл бұрын
What do you call a used tampon? Teabags for vampires.
@lacdebienne47 Жыл бұрын
What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ...
@curtshanks550 Жыл бұрын
I haven't heard that joke in a really long time! Thanks bro😁
@SGTBlain 2 жыл бұрын
Haha the wheelchair got me so hard!! And i dont mean down under…i…just…laughed!! 😂
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
Hahah appreciate that clarifcation 😂
@peaty32 Жыл бұрын
I used to think I was a man trapped in a woman's body. But the doctor performed a cesarean and my mum gave birth to me.
@filipradojevic3605 2 жыл бұрын
I love you guys! 😂😂😂😂 you make my day perfect 😂❤️❤️ don't ever stop doing this please! Greeting from small country, Montenegro ❤️🇲🇪
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! It is so cool to know people from all around the world are liking the stuff we put out there! Will keep making them better and better ❤️
@thejebusite Жыл бұрын
Here, this is my step ladder. I never really knew my real ladder
@Aaronlovescake 2 жыл бұрын
Best content I’ve seen all year.
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! I mean we are only in March but that's alright 😂
@jbylin Жыл бұрын
Have a kid. I saved this to show him. Keep up the fun!
@hwy27west Жыл бұрын
True Story A friend of my son that I had mentored more than twenty years ago called me. He told me his dog got run over by a census worker, but survived. I told him I bet he wasn’t “counting” on that!
@timothypuvogel5468 Жыл бұрын
OMFG the last one!!!! WOW 😂😂😂😂
@malavshaldar Жыл бұрын
The wheelchair has to be the best I've heard in a long time! 😂
@abbshurz Жыл бұрын
Powdered water! Steven Wright classic
@MeltingTheta Жыл бұрын
Matt seems like a friend I never had but really want.
@drewcross9927 2 жыл бұрын
Mick was amazing! I couldnt not belly laugh
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha he’s so good hey!!
@gigglegags Жыл бұрын
The dinosaur joke had me dead!
@TonyHavenMusic 11 ай бұрын
Nicky is a great Stewart Francis tribute act 😂
@jaredhochstetler9749 Жыл бұрын
The wheelchair!🤣🤣
@YourLocalNirvanaFan 2 жыл бұрын
Let me grab my notebook so I can retell them to my poor family
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah note them down
@Hypn00Toad 2 жыл бұрын
Really like these, keep them coming
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks so much legend!
@69voxbeetle 8 ай бұрын
I love these guys!!
@MrHeyWhateverYouSay 2 жыл бұрын
The rubix one was epic......lmfao.
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I rate that one!
Жыл бұрын
*Rubik's
@Verbalaesthet Жыл бұрын
These videos are giving me a good laugh :D
@ourv9603 Жыл бұрын
When my kid misbehaves I threaten to make him spend the summer at MATH camp. !
@svetoslavkrastev228 Жыл бұрын
8:05 and 9:14 - those were some sick jokes, I was half starting with mouth open, half laughing my ass off 😂🤣😂🤣 but 11:27 - that was savage and dark as fuck. It took some time to get it, but once I did - I was like 11:37.
@ronmcgovern6581 11 ай бұрын
You can see where Jana gets her cool from.
@silverlake973 2 жыл бұрын
That end joke was nail in the coffin 😂😂😂
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
Hahah can confirm
@ferrari2k Жыл бұрын
4:30 oh that look.... wait til you come back to my house again, sunshine :D
@mitchweiner Жыл бұрын
Jana is savage! I love it!
@darrellmann7468 Жыл бұрын
Can't stop laughing omg 🤣
@Sonnar92Gaming 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love those not so subtle, "It's time to ask me to marry you" hints
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha slapped him in the face with it
@ryanklotz309 Жыл бұрын
@@WeGotTheChocolates And how's he been enjoying the couch since you put this up? Lol
@young11984 Жыл бұрын
That last one got me💀
@ratulbanik9007 Жыл бұрын
Seeing you guys makes me wanna start a family asap. 😅💌
@mdh6977 2 жыл бұрын
Some really good laughs over here!!
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
That's amazing to hear!
@milano9012 2 жыл бұрын
Loved it 👏👏👏
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
Great to hear!
@McMurryIndian93 2 жыл бұрын
Greetings from Waco, Texas, USA. Thanks for making my work days go by faster.!
@WeGotTheChocolates Жыл бұрын
That is wonderful news legend! Thank you for the support
@miljoy91 2 жыл бұрын
Please do more of these! 😄
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely on it!
@ExileOnDaytonStreet 2 ай бұрын
By the way: let’s just all note how much of a legend Nicky is.
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 ай бұрын
He is a great man!
@mujtabashaikh3863 2 жыл бұрын
Pen-is in the Guinness Book of World Records. I'm waiting on that one!
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
Okay I might have to start this next
@vidyasagar6937 Жыл бұрын
I wanna adopt this bunch. Or get adopted by them.. 🥰😂😂
@utilitarian Жыл бұрын
Everyone around the table calling offside on the wheelchair joke 😂
@alex35agm Жыл бұрын
Laughing is contagious. But it's the best kind of illness.
@sephiroth8377 2 жыл бұрын
Dark humour is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 жыл бұрын
heavens above hahaha
@BearBoxBreaks 8 ай бұрын
I've been watching your videos over and over for the last couple years. I look down and realize that I wasn't subscribed. How the hell did I miss that?
@Blionarre Жыл бұрын
OMG Mick, that was so low🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mikestock969 2 ай бұрын
Did you hear about the home owner who took down his fence around his yard? "He was taking up Self Defense"
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 ай бұрын
Hahah this is great gear!
@priyanksriv0 Жыл бұрын
Nicky and Jana in a team would kill it 😂
@jimmyclimer594 Жыл бұрын
Wife: have you seen the dog bowl? Husband: I didn't know he could?
@thefurbeastunderyourbed5012 Жыл бұрын
*sigh* "Life is full of hardships", the welder at the shipyard said.
@WeGotTheChocolates Жыл бұрын
That’s the best 😂
@thefurbeastunderyourbed5012 Жыл бұрын
@@WeGotTheChocolates Thank you 😂
@ak2002mit Жыл бұрын
Awesome. I first saw the video on fb videos and then the story continues
@alphinsebastian6039 2 жыл бұрын
The wheelchair 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@WeGotTheChocolates Жыл бұрын
Hahah I know
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