I think the most unsettling part of this is that apparently 50-ton tanks exist in the pokemon universe.

OH NO THERES A MONSTER _TIME TO JINGLE MY KEYS_

There should be a Klefki-exclusive move called "Jingle" in which Klefki jingles its keys. The effect is the target's defense drops and it becomes confused.

Cat was just like, "WTF is the stupid human doing this time?"

Yanmega from X: "It prefers to battle by biting apart foes' heads instantly while flying at high speed."

Esper's like; "Dude..." "You gotta try this s***"

Espurr's Pokedex entries from X/Y: X:The organ that emits its intense psychic power is sheltered by its ears to keep power from leaking out. Y:It has enough psychic energy to blast everything within 300 feet of itself, but it has no control over its power. So if it lifts up its ears, i'm guessing it'll kill almost everything within 300 feet of it.Must be really reassuring for trainers.

I want to work at Game Freak and write pokedex entries.

Actually, the Klefki description makes sense in a weird kind of way. A wild Pokémon without any contact with humans won't have a clue what this disturbing jangling is. Who knows what else this fierce little floating thing can do? And it's frightening for a human who can't see where the Klefki is, and just hears jingling keys coming from nowhere. So yes, Klefki has a perfectly SOUND defence mechanism. Couldn't resist.

What happens if a Slurpuff smells pepper? That makes US sneeze and... well, we have 100,000,000 times less sensitive noses...

I think that Gourgiest's entry for X is creepy too. It doesn't beat Y's in my opinion, but here it goes: Singing in eerie voices, they wander town streets on the night of a full moon. Anyone who hears their song is cursed. So every time I send my Gourgiest in to battle... I get cursed. Neat.

I notice that Malamar says it finishes its prey off with digestive fluids, but never specifies that it actually EATS them. So... it projectile vomits on them?

DON'T DARE EVER AGAIN TO SAY THESE DESRESPECTFUL THINGS FOR A KLEFKI! There are people who hear the jingle jingle of a Klefki and pray to Arceus for a quick, instant death.

Don't forget Phantump's evolution, Trevenant, who's X pokedex entry says: "It can control trees at will. It will trap people who harm the forest, so they can never leave." Does this mean it creates even more Phantump?

BY *FIERCELY JIGGLING ITS KEYS AT THEM.*

I don't know if this is weird or creepy... but... Yveltal's sole purpose is to kill everything. And I mean everything.

Espurr has seen things...things you wouldn't believe...

Klefki: **jingling it's keys** *SUBMIT TO ME!* Me: **rolls eyes and walks off**

Gothorita: (I know it's not 6th gen but it's still weird) According to many old tales, it creates friends for itself by controlling sleeping children on starry nights. 0.0

Malamar. Yeah. Even in the anime, in two episodes. Creepy... I mean, I thought Chandelure and Lampent can't be beaten, but..

How's this for the Gen 7: make it based on Australia. 1: It's hot so that leaves Gamefreak much potential for great snake/crocodile/lizard concepts of Pokemon 2: The Great Barrier in Queensland will also leave them many concepts for sea pokemon (but seriously we need more shark Pokemon) 3: Huge bushes in the hills (cause forests are something every Pokemon game features) 4: The Australian Zoo (do I have to explain?) 5: In Perth (where I live), not that big of a city but there are about 6 different railway lines on the ground floor and under so there's a great setup for a fine train station. 6: They will have to do Koala, Kangaroo and Tasmaian Devil Pokemon. What do you guys think?

I certainly enjoyed our time together...

Apparently my dog is threatened by the the klefki noise, because the moment the rattling started playing, he started barking XD

Malamar's description have some suggestive words in them *Hypnosis* *Tentacles* *Fluids*

You know... with each generation of Pokemon getting creepier and creepier, makes you wonder why the fuck they let their kids run off into the forest to capture them. Am I right? Beware the tall grass...

Klefki is a dragon slayer and has steel resistance making it OP

I feel like you've forgotten Yveltal's Pokemon Y entry... "When its life comes to an end, it absorbs the life energy of every living thing and turns into a cocoon once more." Essentially, everyone in the world dies the second Yveltal does.

You mean I am not the only one that thought Espurr's eyes were creepy? And its big eyes isn't the creepiest part to me. The creepiest thing about Espurr, is that it never smiles even when it's happy....

i love the X pokedex entry for espurr. it says "The organ that emits its intense psychic power is sheltered by its ears to keep power from leaking out." soo, i guess by "psychic organ" it means its brain?

Speaking of Children,hollly shit there are lots of Pokedex entries about Pokemons that Possess Children,make them cry,drag them to the underworld,hypnotize them and Phantump is just the icing on the cake Rated E for everyone huh??? That's just survival horror material right there

Jingle Keys Power 200 Accuracy -- Special By fiercley jingling it's keys, Kelfki can knock out most wild Pokemon

I know it doesn't fit in the parameters of this video, but I would like to direct you all to Swablu's X entry. "For some reason, it likes to land on people's heads softly and act like it's a hat." Best. Pokedex. Entry. Ever.

You know, as I thought about it a day later, I realized that Gourgeist is Gardenia's perfect Pokemon. Gourgeist can torture her all it wants. Gardenia would not only not mind, but she would actively encourage such behavior. Gardenia's too kinky to torture, at least by Grass-types.

take espurr's pokedex entry and add the fact that if you have zero affection and you try to pet its ears,he really loves it,but if you have affection with him,he doesnt,which means that if he doesnt know you,he doesnt give a single fuck about killing you

2:10 And then you realise... It's nose is actually the cherry on it's head.

Klefki: Move...and i key you...

Just imagine someone was getting robbed, and the victim goes: "WROOOOOAAAAAR!!! FEAR MY KEYS!!!!" and then jingle his keys.

I hope in the seventh generation they at LEAST make normal entries: Example: Phantumps are spirits possessing stumps that guide the lost in the forest. When happy Gourgeist grabs anything and sings happily Dragalge defend their territory by spitting a toxic acid that can burn objects

On the contrary, Kalos is the largest Pokemon region. The roster of new Pokemon is the smallest.

That pumpkin Pokemon creeps me out the most. You either capture it, thus it becomes you're best friend or....it sings while killing you in the forest 0_0 Imagine running into that when all your Pokemon are KO *refer to anime not game*

JWittz's Cat: ....Human, why do you do weird things?

In Phantump's defense, the Pokedex says "according to old tales". According to old Mexican tales, axolotl's tend to swim and get inside women's vaginas and never leave. Old tales are always MUCH creepier than real life. Often to impress tourists. Kalos being the most extravagant of regions, makes sense having the most extravagant Pokedex entries. Even if that makes them downright silly or unnecessarily creepy.

when I get x or y i'm going to build my team out of the pokemon with the creepy dex entries just because

If JWittz were to make another, I have an entry for Weepinbell from Soul Silver. "If its prey is bigger than its mouth, it slices up the victim with sharp leaves, then eats every morsel." JEEESUS!

Klefki's entry made me burst out laughing.

Does that mean every time somebody breeds a Phantump, a child dies? Supposedly, Trevanent is very popular in competitive battling, so I imagine a lot of these guys get bred.

Flipping something is not as impressive as reducing something to dust. I say Meowstic wins.

that stare reminds of my self at school. i stare blankly at my paper and don't see let alone hear anything. even if i did i can't remember. strange right? i still get back to work.

Chesnaught doesn't need a table to flip when he's mad. No, no, he uses a TANK.

I'll just leave these Yveltal entries with terrifying implications here... X: When this legendary Pokémon's wings and tail feathers spread wide and glow red, it absorbs the life force of all living creatures. Y: When its life comes to an end, it absorbs the life energy of every living thing and turns into a cocoon once more. So it can kill all living things on a whim. How wonderful. I've always wanted to catch the god of death in a tiny ball.

Malamar's entry isn't really that creepy. That's what squid do in real life. They were actually using real life nature for the basis of a pokemon. There are plenty of squid who use bioluminescence to lure in prey and then eat and digest them.

i just burst out laughing at the end when you stared in to the camera

How didn't Greninja make this list? The second half of its entry states that is throws shuriken made of the sharpest water. Me: Hey, Dad, I'm going for a swim. Dad: Alright, I'll be out in a little bit. Me: CANNONBAAAAAAAAA- *Slice*

Meowstic + Chesnaught = Doomsday for all kinds of vehicle like Cars, Truck, Tank, etc.

The amount of force required to grind a a 10-ton vehicle into dust is greater than the amount of force to merely flip a 50-to vehicle over.

The cat didn't seem intimidated...

OMFG xD i was watching this and when JWittz started jingling the keys my dog got up and started barking at the screen!

Pretty sure your cats are so terrified of your jingling keys, they don't wanna move.

Surely a child dying in a forest becoming a pokemon is more hopeful than them just... dying

What also tops off Malamar's creepiness, is its cry. Fucking nightmare fuel.

You missed probably my favorite - Aegislash (X): "Generations of Kings were attended by these Pokemon, which used their spectral power to manipulate and control people and Pokemon". So instead of calling their Aegislashes "Excalibur", "Joan d'Arc" or "Bankai", the more appropriate names would be Grima Wormtongue or Rasputin.

A Pokedex entry from good ol' Espurr: "The organ that emits its intense psychic power is sheltered by its ears to keep power from leaking out." .....E for everyone...

Phantump=slender man's favorite pokemon! :D

I have one: Heatmor's entry from Pokemon White and X- Quote: "Using their very hot, flame-covered tongues, they burn through Durant's steel bodies and consume their insides." Those poor Durant...

Gardevoir in Sapphire: "Gardevoir has the psychokinetic power to distort the dimensions and create a small black hole. This pokemon will try to protect its trainer even at the risk of its own life." Black holes have a near infinte density, with gravity so powerful not even light can escape it. It would devour all life on Earth like nothing.

Here's a weird and creepy Pokedex entry for Charizard from Pokemon Silver: Breathing intense, hot flames, it can melt almost anything. Its breath inflicts terrible pain on enemies. It is amazing how Ash survives the fire from his own Charizard when it blows fire on his face.

Clefkey is super effective against babies

I'm surprised that James didn't get killed by the acid in HIS Victorybell (IDK how 2 spell that) But that's wat it sounds like to me. A victorious bell. :|

I started panicking when he got to the end and hadn't included espurr. I nearly screamed until I saw there was a couple minutes left XD

Anyone else noticed that Klefki's keys seem to all be from different time eras? And one of them looks really futuristic so...does that mean....can Klefki time travel?

Victreebel:"Said to live I'm huge colonies deep in jungles, although no one has ever returned from there" this was taken straight from the Leafgreen pokedex

i think one of the creepiest pokedex entries are for Yveltal from both games X When this legendary Pokémon's wings and tail feathers spread wide and glow red, it absorbs the life force of all living creatures. Y When its life comes to an end, it absorbs the life energy of every living thing and turns into a cocoon once more. So every 1000 years Yevltal wipes out all life on the planet so it can go to sleep to wake up and do it all over again once the planet has repopulated.

Trevenant's pokedex entry from X says: It can control trees at will. It will trap people who harm the forest, so they can never leave. What if trevenant trap children in the forest so they die and become phantump, continuing the existence of the species?

Gourgeist looks so gentle! It's sprite/3D model even has a cute little smile. How can it be evil??? XD Oh, and it's X entry is a little creepy to: "Singing in eerie voices, they wander town streets on the night of the new moon. Anyone who hears their song is cursed."

Tfw Klefki's defense mechanism can't even interest a cat, let alone scare it

I'd love more of these video's from you, that's awesome! MOAR creepy weird pokedex entires whiew!

If the next Weird/Creepy Pokédex Entries video is a normal one, I'll give you some recommendations. Alakazam - Its brain cells multiply continually until it dies. As a result, it can remember everything. Gengar - Under a full moon, this Pokémon likes to mimic the shadows of people and laugh at their fright. To steal the life of its target, it slips into the prey's shadow and silently waits for an opportunity. Garbodor - They absorb garbage and make it part of their bodies. It clenches opponents with its left arm and finishes them off with a poisonous liquid from their right-hand fingertips. Stunfisk - It conceals itself in mud on the seashore. Then it waits. When prey touch it, it delivers a jolt of electricity. It smiles when transmitting electricity. Beheeyem - It uses psychic power to control an opponent's brain and manipulate an opponent's memory. Houndoom - Long ago, people imagined its eerie howls to be the call of the grim reaper. Upon hearing its eerie howls, other Pokémon get the shivers and head straight back to their nests. The pungent-smelling flames that it shoots from its mouth results from toxins burning in its body. If you are burned by the flames it shoots from its mouth, the pain will never go away. Persian - Many adore it for its sophisticated air. However, behind its lithe, elegant appearance is a barbaric side. It is tough to raise as a pet because of its fickle meanness. It will lash out, scratch, and tear apart its prey on a mere whim for little reason.

Yveltal: "When it's life comes to an end, it absorbs the life energy of every living thing and turns into a cocoon once more." His name is literally the Destruction Pokemon. Mass Genocide, and it rebirths itself to start over. That's very... grim and depressing.

Jwittz, you forgot Gourgeist's Pokemon X entry! "Singing in eerie voices, they wander town streets on the night of the new moon. Anyone who hears their song is cursed." This makes me glad Pokemon don't exist. REALLY GLAD.

When Jellicent moved into the screen I couldn't stop laughing. Awesome video.

The cats were like: *I don't give a F****

Espurr PokéDex entry should be: "With it's big eyes, it can see things that no one can even imagine" or "If you see it's enormous eyes, you can get instantly paralyzed by fear"

Gorgeist sings joyfully. Its worst than laughing maniacally.

1 : 08 > Dragalge has a strong poison that can melt the hull of a tanker > Nullified by Steel-type pokemon

Pokemon Y : Vibrava It generates ultrasonic waves by violently flapping its wings. After making its prey faint, it melts the prey with acid. This is just disgusting.

Espurr: The Restrain Pokemon X: The organ that emits its intense psychic power is sheltered by its ears to keep power from leaking out. Y: It has enough psychic energy to blast everything within 300 feet of itself, but it has no control over its power.

Also another thing about klefki i noticed, when you defeat it it splits apart and its keys fall off. You are not just fainting it, you are flat out killing it!

Drifloon scares me when it takes children away

Guys no wonder we have SOOOOOOOOOOOOO many creepy entries in XY It was Released AT Halloween!

Gourgeist's X entry is pretty creepy too. "Singing in eerie voices, they wander town streets on the night of the new moon. Anyone who hears their song is cursed." So if anyone in that town is awake that night, they become cursed.

do you guys realize that most creepy entries are from Y?

Malamar is god. He is the most over powered thing ever. I named mine Squiddles.

Hypno leads the child to the woods and the child dies ans becomes phantump??!?! What if Banette's ENTRY "It seeks the child who deserted it" , What if it is finding Phantump ? And cubone and phantump are friends , cause they are both waiting fo their mother to find them.

FIERCELY JIGGLING ITS KEYS AT THEM.

You weren't jingling the keys FIERCELY ENOUGH O-O

nice video, I can only imagine how much time it would take you to look through all the Pokemon entries to find the creepier ones, not to mention, to add in zelda references to this video. Strangely I look forward to the possible creepy pokemon entries in future games.

That pokemon who can fire laser out of their ears... gives me a Imagination dragons "radioactive" vibe. U know, like that cute pink teddy which killed that monster and 2 men? Yeah, that. XD

I laughed out loud at the Klefki bit XD

6:48 You know, you look adorable when you do that :3

I just lost it at the key-jingling part xD