Awwww! That's so sweet, I really hope the laughing lady gets to read this! Sorry for your loss... 💗 how nice that you get to reminisce about the HAPPIEST moments of your friend's life, though🤗🥰

April, you just made me smile, and broke my heart all at the same time.

It's amazing how little things like that matter. I'd rewatch it too for that reason. I lost my best friend in 2018.

Awe how sweet.

I just figured out how to set up notifications for these comments lol. Thanks for the kind words, it really just caught me off guard, I rewound a couple parts the first time I had this on. I'm finally at the stage where I can remember her with maybe a couple happy tears, it's nice. 🙂

I know right?! 😂

That would be my cousin's fear....or terror.

Haha he’s definitely funny.

I recommend Dennis Gaxiola and Jeff Allen the absolute best in my opinion.

Clicked for entertainment while doing chores, stayed for the laughs ! Good Show, charming Dude

Same here lol

Same.

cocaine, alcohol, shoplifting, farts. yeah real family fun!

@@GromaticiAeternus Woah woah woah! Let's not be obscene.... Farts

Watch three amigos comedy. It’s a warning to the others joke is from there.

@Fair Witness this guy is hysterical. I have seen him before!

Mine too!!!

When He Said " The Closet Monster " it's what my sister and i call what ever was going on in our Grandparent's House ! we were like 3 & 4 at the time . Forgot about it Till He Said It !

Absolutely! I am a teacher and also arachnophobic and that was similar to my reaction the first time my students told me there was a HUGE spider in the room - and my reaction was like his- not what they expected and b) "so what do you want me to do about it?" I'm not going near that thing!!

What else is open?

@@helenvarner5787 Used to be Denny's Lol!

Seems that way doesn’t

LoL so do you wanna get a cup of coffe sometime ?

Helen Varner Waffle House. 😂

Yeah, that had me laughing!

My stomach hurts from laughing at that one with the Speedo>>headband 😂😂😂

How did you keep them apart?

Must have been in Alabama

Dude Im from Texas and still haven't seen anyone with a mullet in years and yeah I go to Walmart. There is now way at most there is 150 people in a Walmart. No way more than a third of those people were that backwoods. I haven't even seen one in the guns and fishing section.

@@CW86228 I’m in Texas now, but I went to school in central Illinois. It was a mid-sized town that served a lot of rural communities. I promise these results are not fabricated or exaggerated.

Some kind of forrest hat and a knife in a deer skin pouch.

I worked at a department store about 50 years ago. they would take back ANYTHING - even stuff they didn't sell. We sent it back to the manufacturer... and they would send a CASE of new ones back. It all worked out. :)

we all know a guy like that, lol.

Walmart place that made my girlfriend take back pregnancy test used condoms and oh yeah we would sell bags for $5 where Dollar Tree would sell them $4 and we would take them back for the $5 amount they literally said Dollar Tree on them

Or the time that Walmart went to CVS to buy stuff to fill their shelves you ever wonder why it says this is a product of CVS or this is bought at CVS it's because people that run Walmart the will send people to buy all the stuff on the Shelf at another store to make their store look full

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@@seekgodfirst1605 shhhh or everyone will know

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅

7

I got swiffer ads.

Then Dry Bar comedy is for her than

@@SteampunkClaws8341 Then not than at the end of the sentence.

Exactly.

Yes! Well said.

And Pink Ladies!!

I'm a Fuji and Gala guy myself

Braeburn

If apples aren’t organic they taste like plastic, I doubt Walmart carries organic, what are you guys eating ?

@@buildTheWALLNOW your opinion, mine have always tasted delicious. And yes, just about every grocery store carries organic apples. I'll just assume you live in a small rural community.

Yes I came back to this to write his name down! So talented 👏🏻

but talking about cocaine, stealing, gambling and seril killers! 😂 still funny set nd the background is interesting because they ask the comedian for recommendations

Daniel Fegley keep checking others out! There are a lot of great ones, without dirty jokes or cussing, and this guy is one of them, for sure!

When you are truly funny...smut is not needed.

Completely agree, this guy is hilarious, and a good idea of whats funny. Today's comics have a hard time with generally clean comedy but this guy is crushing it.

👍

No dude it was me!!!😆😆😆

I like Red Delicious apples. They are the reddest, and look the best in the fruit bowl.

@Dr Evil 😂✊️

Me too, fam.

No shame here👍🏻

Check Chad Thornsberry !

Drybar is great

She must have tightened the drawstring around her neck to keep them from falling down.

@@rayford21 😅 We hope. I used to have a neighbor who did that with floor length skirts. Waist to floor converted to underarms to kneecaps.

maybe you have to ... I didn't sign that contract.

My mom had those jumpsuits roughly 30 years ago. I don’t know about now, but back then they were made to fit like that on purpose, like a tube top sewn onto pants. All the moms in the neighborhood wore them when it was hot. Some were pants and some shorts, and a bunch of the styles were in a weird fuzzy material. Maybe polyester, idk. Some had neck straps and some didn’t. Anyways that made me laugh thinking about those jumpsuits! Good memories. Just like shoulder pads in tops and also men’s suit coats made for women with rolled sleeves..haha🤣 Remember those! My generation grew up in the 80’s and 90’s. We had neat clothes, good music and amazing tv shows. Sure miss it! God life was good and simple back then..

Lol 😆

I see him as a mix of Jim Gaffigan and Ben Bailey as far as presence goes.

Agreed

I was thinking the same thing.

Except this guys actually funny.

The only skit I ever saw from Jim gaffigan he devoted 15mins to bacon

I agree! That’s a real man! 👍🏼 😁

(Blaming! 🙂)

If you've ever been subject to wearing a bodice with a petticoat... The gas is UNREAL from not being able to move properly 😂😂😂True gent right here

I've never even thought of that

@@nicolecourtney8688 i know! That gas has nowhere to escape to so it's just loitering around in there with you

I died the crowd lmfao i died

I died the crowd lmfao i died

Awe🥺💖💖💖💖👏

I've been homeless living out of my car, but I was on Forest Service land. It really is a huge thing to have places to be able to just park and sleep. I'm glad you're doing better now (I presume) and likewise for myself, but I respect the hell out of the people working and living out of their cars and the places that allow them to exist. O7

I've def done that!

Human Kindness-something we don't have enough of. Hope all is well now.

nowdays if u even sit 20 mins in the parkimg lot they get mad

10:49

Samwiches? 🤨

@@nicholasfrancis8381 Samwiches is a colloquial or slang term. He’s conveying his 2 and 4 yo’s harassment of him.

My red delicious is a 4016 Is it regional

@@michael69419 mines 4016

@megan price 😂😂awesome!!!

Jessi Campbell's comedy is funny too talking about her everyday experiences.

We call Walmart “wally-world” because it’s like a whole nother world in there! It’s not as crazy (for the most part) as people say it is. It’s like a mall with incredible prices 🥰

😂 google images "people of walmart" and reconsider your trip!

@@yup_its_ME.512 I just did and I can't believe what I saw! :-D

legend has it you automatically become an American citizen if you wild out at walmart

From what i understand the amount of food will amaze you

I FEEL THE SAME WAY...I WILL NOT LISTEN TO VULGAR JOKES OR CURSING... IN 1982 I HAD A BOYFRIEND THAT WANTED ME TO WATCH A SPECIAL ON TV...ONE OF THOSE I GUESS SOMEONE HAD TO PAY FOR ...IT WAS GONNA BE WITH SOME FRIENDS AND I WAS REALLY DOWN ABOUT MY SICK MOM...SO HE WANTED TO CHEER ME UP AND GET ME LAUGHING...WELL, I HAD TO IDEA 💡, BUT I GAVE IN NOT KNOWING WHO THE COMEDIAN WAS .. IT WAS NONE OTHER THAN THE MOST VULGAR EVER...RICHARD PRYOR!!😡 I DON'T THINK I WATCHED IT MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES...I WAS SO OFFENDED....EVERY OTHER WORD WAS THE F-BOMB....I WAS INSULTED....I MADE HIM TAKE ME HOME IMMEDIATELY....AND IN AS POLITE TERMS AS I COULD MUSTER, I TOLD HIM IF HE REMOTELY WANTED ANOTHER DATE WITH ME THAT HE'D BETTER CLEAN UP HIS ACT AND QUICK....HE DID 🙂

@@karenking5357 💜

Oh be an adult. Not his fault Richard Myers show was not funny to you. As a date you where very rude. I hope he saved his time n money n found another woman instantly. Not his fault your mommy was very sick n dying. You belonged with your mommy n not out on a date with him or any other man. If the comedian had only said one F bomb you'd of found a excuse to hate it. You misfired your negative emotions to your date. So u didn't care for it. Move on. He didn't write the material. Dry bar comedy is a new thing. Comics in clubs for decades n decades have used rated R material. Not being able to handle it was on you. As a polite woman u should of told him I'm going thru some very intense stuff with my moms health. I need to be with her while I can. I bet your a very vanilla personality in the sack.

Richard Pryer not Meyer F bomb spell check.

@@darrellmortensen9805 Pryor. His last name is Pryor 😂

Same hahaha

Me too

His jokes hit a new level of originality, too.

Yup, totally made me cry😂

Yes! Me too… farts are the funniest no matter how old you are. 😂

I feel Sorry 4 ya...

I don't know our Walmart I guess special nothing weird, just normal folks in normal human clothes.

I work at Wal-Mart too 😆

Get out. Don’t.

I work at Walmart as well. Lol

Ditto😡😤😭😳

Goddamn Walmart shipment trucks!! 😂😂

Welcome to Arkansas

Wow! Assault with an Armadillo!

Lmao you killed Sonic!

"Adverse events" include (and for the most part are limited to) things like a mildly sore arm for a day or two. As for deaths - are you claiming that the vaccinations caused, accelerated, or, in fact, had anything to do with the deaths? If that is your claim, pls provide a link or reference, as I have not been able to find confirmation of such a claim.

It’s one for the books… 😂

@@judyfrancis4515 Whoa... I thought you were answering AllThat Remains, which would be a really odd response. Cuz I laughed too since I had to bathe a cat a couple times. I know it's just a story because the comic doesn't have visible stitches or scars on his head or arms from the cat panicking on its way out of the shower.

Ha ha the WAY- he says it. Then it’s a French horror movie.

@@judyfrancis4515 not sure where this came from. Many deaths and two blind people from//from only the vaccine in my city.

Really? It's nearly impossible for me to laugh. Idk I am dead inside 🤷‍♂️

@@sevnlight6313 yup you're probably the guy at the rest stop 😂

@@yup_its_ME.512 🤫

Me too…lol

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

Howd you get those wing icons on your name?

@@findantu used a font app

How did acting chivalrous make them gay?

@@12many4you excuse me? having friends of the opposite sex doesn't make you gay it just means you have more friends, and on a bonus, friends that will give you practical advice and insight from another perspective.

All of my boys will without a flinch purchase feminine protection as well. And can keep house and cook. I had no idea we were raising Superheroes. Nice boys you got there.

Yo,check Chad Thornsberry!

The first week before deer season is suicide week for all deer who care to do so.

Same thing here in Indiana! I've had a few pop out in front of me while riding my motorcycle as well! Talk about a heart attack...so scary!!!

Back in the 90's in Kalamazoo Michigan, which is a large city, a 14 point buck was standing in the middle of the busiest road in town. Almost looked like he was thinking (you can't shoot me here)

Hard to make that funny. You bummed me out just mentioning it.

YES. The anxiety and the ability to use my own bags/bag my own stuff.

And if you only have a few items it's great not having to stand in line forever

You’re welcome! 😀