I would want to die again

@@anemptyblog 10/10 would kill myself

@@anemptyblog "Suicide.exe has been disabled for Tier 3 plan members."

@@HaydenX Pay 1million to fix that bug

HaydenX oh. Oh no.

"Did you buy RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS yet? Im trying to play it with JAKE FROM STATE FARM"

"Brought to you by Carl's Jr."

Guess Linus took that tier

"Hey mom, sorry I couldn't say goodbye when I got into that accident. I mi-HAVE YOU HEARD OF OUR SPONSOR COOKIES SUPREME(tm)?

"This simulation is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends!"

Isn't that the point of advertising tho? Changing minds to support sponsors?

@@a-s-greig it is but there is such a thing as ad blindness. This is why the concept of native advertising became such a big deal a while ago.

Also the terms of service says they can scan your mind for bank account information. This whole thing is just a scam to clean out the bank accounts of dead people.

+Andrew S. Greig Two points; one, you imply that because a thing happened in the past, it must be acceptable now and into the future. This is a logical fallacy. Two, you still have the physical capacity to have thoughts beyond those you are told to have. In this scenario, that is taken away. You believe whatever you are very literally programmed to believe, and absolutely nothing else. There can be no organizing, there be no resistance, whatever has that power is the totalitarian head of state, forever, wherever it is allowed to crop up, regardless of any other structure that exists.

That's because it has already worked

Your brain state has been adjusted. You cannot be pissed by RAID ads.

@@eclipse0073 Hey, thanks now I feel awesome! Do you know what else is awesome? Yes that's right - RAID:SHADOW LEGENDS, THE NEW HIT MOBILE MMO! TRY IT NOW FOR FREE AND GET AN EXCLUSIVE CHAMPION AND IN-GAME LOOT!

@@RatedMforManly oh no

You could resort to haunting the makers of it.

It's worse than that. Your digitized life is as a character in Raid: Shadow Legends.

LYFE: Letting You Feel Everything. For a price.

Or L.E.I.F Life experience insurance fuckers. Because in the future nobody will give a damn and swear all the time.

lyphe

@@smoog LYFE FAP?

@@smoog underrated comment!

Danny Duchamp we regret to inform you that a significant number of contributors have pulled their support from Linux, meaning that certain features of Linux will cease to exist. We apologize for this inconvenience and hope that you will continue to use the service.

sudo apt-get install bumblebee=1.4.31

@@jackandersen1262 later an investigation found that Micro$haft was behind all this

It's obsolete now due to lack of a maintainer. Also nobody ever wrote the documentation. I hear EA might buy it.

@@ElTurbinado btw GNU-Linux is documented better than any other OS :)

The fact that it doesn't give "yes" "no" buttons is the most terrifying part. You don't even have the capacity to make your own decisions anymore-

No I would rather not thank you very much 🤐

Yes, BIg Brother

2050: the year in which you can still commit thoughtcrime even after death.

why do they even need me there?

@@olfmombach260 it's more like Brave New World than Big Brother actually.

@@kennarajora6532 I don't know Brave New World well, but the comment sounded exactly like the ending of 1984 for me

Also the most dark, in my opinion.

Hmmm...depends on how that works...are the offending memories deleted fully OR are they edited to remove them? Like a full memory of your birthday party being deleted because there was three instances of copyright infringement on it - "Happy Birthday song", "Tik Tok" or whatever...

@@astrangeone Probably the whole thing. That's how they do it with KZfaq videos.

@DeusWrath Eternus It is copywritten. Hence why some big chain restaurants sing their own cheesy versions! Like Chuck E Cheese or similar.

Well then how would anyone remember anything? Since we're bombarded by ads and commercials on every turn, all your memories may just as well go into the trashcan.

idk whats calming about this

@@videogamesarecool9280 Your mental parameters being adjusted means it HAS to be calming

@@gabemerritt3139 I hate you for this

I get a very similar vibe playing Mirror's Edge.

@@aixide oh shoot I imagine ur right. I'm gonna go watch Markiplier or Jacksepticye or something play that now. Thanks 😊

I'm not. Screw big corporate.

@@Marcelelias11 Is this ironic? Because I am unironically against big corporate.

@@commenterjosh2428 Yes and no. I'm also against corporation, but this was a joke

@@Marcelelias11 Good enough.

H

"Make their body feel unreal through extensive use of drugs"

@@chfourchfour r/ihavereddit

@@sirgrem2988 r/ialsohaveredditalthoughyouprobablydontgiveafuck

and of course you had to ruin it with your website self plug smh my head

As soon as they wake up, they’d be all like “Oh, shoot! Where the heck am I?” Your mental state is being temporarily adjusted in order to calm you. Please, remain calm.

I agree

+meismehaha I think the background ambience makes it all that more terrifying

+meismehaha Not scary at all to me. No soul in the machine ;3. "98.356 transcription accuracy" It's a COPY, not the real deal. Also, after the "Illegal mental patterns corrected" step there would be nothing but junk data left for me XD.

+meismehaha fully agree when he said "Do you wish to continue" at the end I almost looked for the nope button

+meismehaha I'm not sure I agree, as long as there's the option to not participate.

Yells "I bought tier 3" at the ads

In this virtual world, these things may actually work. After all, you're technically bits of code. Length is a slider away. Stimulation is code adjustment.

@@Bloodlyshiva Not on the ad tier. You can't even afford to see the sky or remember the works you have consumed.

"Make sure you're alone while playing this game."

It says do you wish to continue at the end

@@retroflame3104 I was referring to 2:02 where only the decline option was shown. Rewatched it and heard what you were talking about. Still, after your thought patterns were adjusted to be more favorable to the sponsors, I seriously doubt dying would be considered favorable.

​@@retroflame3104 And no options are shown... The only thing you _can_ do is continue.

​@@lilacdoe7945that happened because the credit check failed

+BananamanDan Yes!

It already is , "White Christmas"

+Anthony essentially

That was my exact thought.

.... I just read this comment in the future xD San Bernadino is definitely not that far off.

I think we all are, except for the Billionaires and Kim Kardashian. She's definitely used unlimited body modifications.

Your sky is an advert?

Illegal thoughts detected, please remain calm while we correct your comment.

@@dafuq1933 guess I haven't paid for that one 😂

@@catriziacat1756 Billboards, blimps, the logos all over your city's skyline

There was a reject button at the very beginning, but no way to go back to it later...

easiest way of dealing with life

The program can rewrite your desires, I see no problems for it to detect your idea of doing so and deleting it. Depressing.

It wouldn't be illegal, but it would be against the end user license agreement, and thus they will terminate your life license.

I haven't cared a dime about license agreements in my life, so I don't believe I'd care afterwards :D

there's malware in the adblocker, and you're gay now.

*About to redeem your winning lotto ticket* *Everything goes black* *Video pops up* YOUR LIFE IS SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

But what if I don't want Raid Shadow Legends to be recommended? Can I get World of Tanks instead?

romxxii insufficient funds

@@romxxii only if you have chrome installed on your life, then if you get up there and fill out ‘why am I seeing this ad’ you should be able to switch

Why is the sky raid shadow legends

That'd be better. Someone find where they hid ModOrganizer.

You're*

are you an elf or a nord.?

@@hollowsoul666 Khajiit.

five minutes later you get microtransactions

+Zylock there's a term for that, but I don't recall offhand what it is.

+DFX2KX CAPITALISM

+DFX2KX the term is "Poe's Law" where something that's satire becomes so close to reality that it can be distinguished between the two :3! however, it is pretty horrific that this might be the case :o

+Zylock After I watched it I spent like 5 minutes thinking of all the copyrighted stuff I could to make sure they didn't actually delete it.

Yeah. It's called satire. That's the point of it.

+sporkafife that line made the video great

+sporkafife No, no i don't. That "life" would really suck. We aren't meant to live forever.

+Irene Arlet Nah not live forever, no one can escape the heat death of the universe. Maybe just a few trillion years will be nice.

You have 3 seconds to read and understand our 30 pages of terms and conditions. Read our privacy policy before continuing. I ponder what form of information and content they would sell to third parties. What means of compensation would be required to maintain your life? Keeping someone alive isn't cheap. It has already cost you an arm and a leg. You are probably in debt at the start from mountains of taxes, handling cost, and fees they have charged you. Let's face it they own you body and soul. You may have sold yourself into slavery.

You're already dead, this is a copy built by a corporation to make money from the dead. The original you is dead, gone forever.

Or perhaps "thank you, I want to -die- be deleted now."

The conversation could end up like "I hate this! It is revolting!" "More?" "Please"

r/tihi

OH GOD

MECHA DINO POWER CLAWZ

Welp, now people can become catgirls

@@TornaitSuperBird this is the future Elon Musk wants

That's all you got from this?

Second Sight moment

The good ending. Rather rest in the afterlife instead of being an eternal advertisement in a virtual world.

Got em

fan arts don't belong to you

Yes they do Look it up

fan arts are a grey area, you can't legally sell them and they can't use them.

@@vichobocho_archivo just because Disney strikes them anyway that doesn't mean that they're legally allowed to

Please standby. Your mental state is being permanently adjusted to align with our interests. Now, which option would you like to pick?

Lance Libatique lmao, nice.

@@electriclance3288 two genders, male or female... we know who are the real life hackers guys.. now that we know we should troll the system just a lil bit

I'd just swear at them until they were forced to remove swear words from my vocabulary, thereby allowing myself to sue them about free speech or whatever.

@@yttrium7646 they'd make it so you don't want to swear, so they're not inhibiting you if you don't want or try to do something

“Please wait while one or more illegal thoughts detected are being corrected...”

Since Douglas Adams made the game "Bureaucracy", even.

Ok

But how are we gonna pay for that copyright fee? :(

I am a human not a goldfish :( I'd only apply that to stuff that I wasn't able to enjoy as much because someone spoiled it for me. Namely: -Bioshock games -Game of Thrones -The Prestige -Fight Club

I'd rather get a new physical body.

and undertale

+Patchuchan If you can afford it that is.

All you have to do is just reject the terms of conditions.

If this future happens, hopefully reincarnation will save us.

@@retroflame3104 Do you really want to reject the ToS and EULA? This will cause the removal of your consciousness, and a new consciousness being created to replace you. Choose below. *Reject.* *Accept.*

@@legendgames128 If you wish to leave Life, simply reject the terms and conditions.

@@placozoa *rejects* *reincarnates* *doesn't remember copyrighted works anyways* Aw crap.

Oh no

Anyway

Illegal mental patterns detected. Readjusting…

It really isnt mate

Kinda but also kinda not

Yes.

@@aturchomicz821 what

@@aturchomicz821 Are you a lawyer? I don't want all songs i know deleted from my brain

Breathe

*Manual breathing activated*

I take a breath, but I can’t breathe. Why do I breath, why must I cease to breathe? Why e. E. What a wonderful e. I cease worries. Copyright. ###### copyrighted” everything. Where is my soul? They own it. I sold i@&@$#**# I(#&&@&@ Couldn*@&@t support m¥sel

that'd be like borderlands

Electric sheeple don't breath.

Apparently they’re both grammatically correct.

In some sense it's good. If nothing has changed in 7 years, there's a good chance nothing will change in 50 and fears will stay fears, never becoming a reality.

8 years ago and it still has great quality

I mean capitalism existed 7 years ago too.

especially now with the show Upload

tbh i would rather prefer seeing advertisements instead of the sky but had a chance to re-live my life.

Or you could instal AdBlock.

Life Simulator actively seeks out and destroys adblockers.

***** He could use patreon. (Don't know if he dose, only seen this one vid)

That is why you spring for Tire one.

It is quite ironic. However, some browsers allow you to install ad-blocking plugins

I suspect Tom's video might have inspired it.

I tried reading over it, but skimmed.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- We sense that you object to this agreement. Please remain calm as we adjust your mental state to a more rational one...

I didnt notice that

Suicide jokes

Where does it say that?

imagine this actually happens

@@buenavista6734 What, Upload? Or this? Or both?

That part of the movie never really made sense to me. All biological life with the exception of plants, from a chemical standpoint, exists solely to convert sugar and other carbon chains, along with oxygen, to carbon dioxide and energy. This is the same chemical process done by fires, only slower.

@@amateurprogrammer25 the writers wanted to make the machines take our brains processing power and combine it onto one huge neural network of brains or one massive processor to use, but the studio pushed them to something simpler, because neural networks and giant cpu from human brains was a bit too much to handle in 1999

@@thatcatalyst I disagree that people would have had trouble understanding that concept in 1999 but I believe you

@@amateurprogrammer25 i also don't think is was too much to take in, especially if the movie explained it well, but the studio thought otherwise

@@amateurprogrammer25 Which movie?

Andrew That still doesn’t allow copyrighted works to be stored, and there’s nobody who experiences only non-copyrighted work. For example, you watched this.

Then the solution is to get rid of copyright. The idea of owning a set of words or images is absurd anyway.

Anyaconda you might disagree if you spend 60 hours a week producing words or images

@@timtjtim At least if you experienced a bunch of non-copyrighted works in addition to the copyrighted stuff you'll still be able to enjoy some things.

@@timtjtim That's where fair use comes in. You can't steal/replicate MY work, but you should be able to be inspired by it

you mean yes, right because your mind wouldve been altered to not care about what youve been told

Unfortunately you accepted the terms and conditions. So they can just alter your mind to think otherwise.

@@d283jdsk2 True. I would've never accepted the terms.

@@Sonicbro-xx6sg Unfortunately, that would result in your simulated personality being terminated

Nah, id check it out before singing up for non existence. Dont think i could resist living in VR for hundreds, thousands or even millions of years.

iHateDentists Read the agreement, it says you're not allowed to terminate the session

Kizna where does it say that?

Deathnotefan97 I thought I saw it but maybe I was wrong

Even if you're allowed to terminate life, it doesn't mean you will. When describing the tiers of life, it says that if you're tier 2 or lower, "your preferences may be altered to match those of our sponsors." Nominally that's just targeted advertising in reverse, but... It could also mean they'd force you to want to continue existing so you can continue being their simulated walking billboard

Let It Die kinda does this. When you die you're pulled out of the game and encouraged to buy a continue via microtransaction, though in that case it's supposed to emulate putting quarters in an arcade cabinet.

Assassin's creed. The animus.

Cyperpunk 2077?

@@aceanimations3214 the animus goes back in the past and you're not dead while using it (at least in black flag)

@@miguelnogueira8180 You could actually be dead, but if you're alive the entire process is quicker (that's what Vidic says in ACI). Indeed, from AC4 on, Desmond's corpse is being dissected in order to get as much DNA as possible, so they can read it with the Animus

***** you can play melee in it

I'm sure you can find someone with crack somewhere in your life :D

Just grab Ubuntu or debian and do "sudo apt-get install OpenLife".

So..."Yo ho, yo ho, A pirated Life for me"?

No need, all previous versions of Life are eligible for the new "LAAS" (Life As A Service) model. Your Life application is always kept up to date as new bugs and vulnerabilities are found. Of course you're always at risk involving zero-day Life exploits, which are used by hackers and/or the government to take control of your Life, but that's another matter. You may also opt in to defer Life Updates so that there's less chance of Life breaking patches being applied, since those are more thoroughly tested.

Uonia well in this case it doesn’t do you much good, if you don’t accept the terms and conditions you die, so your options are to take what they give you for whatever you can pay them or take nothing and give nothing, but cease to exist.

Trevyn Case it might be worth it to die in protest

@@Treviisolion Technically you already died

HenryRichard There is an argument that in this case you have not died but were just born and given the memories and personality of a person who just died and thus think you were a living person when truly you have only ever been a simulation.

@@Treviisolion Ah, the age old transporter paradox.

*Hums*

New ones provided by our corporate sponsors are being uploaded to your consciousness now. OMG, what if we're already IN "Life," but we've forgotten, and getting music "stuck" in your head is just Life sponsorships being played in your head for you?

+katie_incredible You know too much. #EveryThingIsAConspiracy

+katie_incredible This is a very vaild philosophical topic. We could be in matrioshka brain right now that has been constructed around a fading black hole as a last source of energy in an ancient empty dark universe. The point of this would be to simulate the last of the remaining consiousness of our species in times of existence in a more happy and rich universe and wipe the depressing truth of impending inevitable doom. To die happy and without knowledge.

I would rather live the impending inevitable doom of a fading black hole than a lame global warming, hunger, famine and/or world war 3.

Perfumes and colognes....

I just buy me a fur and can have my fun without fees...

Adjusted for inflation it'll be more like trillions

Well you can go to prison for touching something now

@@puhpuh3037 i think they do that already for children and classified goverment property documents and dead bodies

Hahahahahaha

hahaha

"Multiple personalities confirmed, which would you like to set as your personality? any previous personality settings will be overwritten"

So you already tried Trump, huh?

Hopefully, it stays that way.

Google: currently developing a way to make it a reality.

Fun Fact: A Russian Startup is developing a type of billboard that can be displayed on clouds.

You haven't seen Futurama?

r/brandnewsentence

I think more of a Brave New World vibe actually.

I'm afraid that pirate brain wouldn't have the "free_will.exe"

There's no point. Either you read, disagree and die; or read, disagree but press agree anyway. So why not just skip the hassle?

888SpinR You would be better off declining the terms and offing yourself properly rather than being put through that.

***** The ethical issues are staggering.

Who ever does?

***** not only it's a good story but also places our corporate overlords and their immediate minions in bad light... yeah, good luck with funding

BitemyShiny MetalAss and this is why someone will make an open source hacked version of LIFE with an unlimited balance in case removing ads fails and admin controls, etc.

YAR HAR

Pfp checks out

gae

Re made the catholic church

@@josecarlosmunoz5202 how is it like the Catholic church?

Tyler Kropp Indulgences

@@tylerkropp4380 You can buy redemption.

Yes that is a good point, but how is then the original comment related to what happened in the video? What is heaven and hell in the universe that Scott described?

So true

There some non-theistic meditative traditions that are F2P, F2W and open source. Theistic traditions are often P2P, DLC-filled, and P2W with monthly subscription fees.

I agree. Thank God I'm an atheist

^There we can witness the most ironic or possibly sarcastic comment of 2016

Well, as you use in game money, its not a pay to win.

What would be the point of advertising to a dead person inside a computer?

stonks

@@em.1633 Ideally you'd bring them out sometimes. The primary tier is entirely for rich people, while the other 2 tiers are to create slaves. This means if we had the ability to create human bodies we could upload individual brain washed entities. You'd have people who can't argue but seem normal. Essentially blind fans but WORSE. Then in irl they give you their money.

@@em.1633 I assume in this universe when you die you're uploaded to a computer like "San Junipero" on Black Mirror and within that computer you can buy items for your digital self.

We will all end up dead eventually. Oh, well.

I wonder what the "ruined by lawyers" means. I suppose it refers to how Life was orginally a good idea, but then unchecked capitalism and state anti-terrorism measures happened? I initially thought it meant Life had been terminated by lawyers. "No, sorry, this heavily restricted and regulated simulation is like a dystopic vision of the future, you can't do this".

@@safe-keeper1042 I think the ruined by lawyers part is emphasized on the "copyrighted works" area

Corporations do not have inherent Political Enfranchisement, without a class of professional lawyers to promulgate legal fictions, Corporations would have no legal powers.

I mean, saying "a vase broken by hammers" and "a vase broken by people with hammers" doesn't make much difference

Technological singularity ruined by capitalism. Seize the memes of production comrades!

+Kiran R You would need some sort of numbing agent and/or sensory deprevation tank for that to work. Maybe something that temporarily paralyzes skeletal muscle? But please don't do that to someone, that would be horrifying.

+Ben Garner IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS!

+Ben Garner But it's just a prank, bro!

+goneep FUNNY SENSORY DEPRIVATION PRANK (GONE WRONG) [GONE SEXUAL UNEDITED] | 2015 Funny Pranks | WE GOT ARRESTED!!!

+Ben Garner You can't really get your hands on something like that legally, unless you're a doctor or dentist and that would still be illegal to take out of your workplace