The thing that I hated wasn't the annoying brat kid, but his parents who insisted his behavior was not only acceptable, but indicative of his being a genius or something ridiculous like that.

It was so satisfying when Hank had Bobby torment Caleb's parents.

To this day, I have no idea how that insult made any sense towards Hank. Dusty old bones? Yeah I get it. Full of green dust? Where tf this kid been?

Green dust? Haha I love Hank

I like how Hank wasn't that insulted, he was just more confused at the green dust comment

When I was little, I saw a guy squash his ice-cream onto the head of a boy after he started screaming in a tantrum that his parents chose to ignore. It was in a crowd at a parade and I just saw this half-eaten ice-cream cone emerge from the crowd and then squashed, so it stuck there, on his head.. The look on that brat's face was hilarious. And the parents had no idea until they the kid started shrieking. His parents turned around and saw the cone melting on his head. I was only 4 when I saw that - but it was one of the funniest things I ever saw because the parents were demanding to know who did it and no one snitched because everyone enjoyed it. If you're a bad parent and raise brats - there will always be someone willing to discipline your kids for you. 🙂

Out of all the well thought at jokes on this show “dusty old bones full of green dust” will always have me laughing

This episode actually made me angry. I wanted so badly to give that little bastard the solid thrashing his parents never gave him

His parents are to blame. They just let their kids do whatever.

Top ten anime insults

This is why you use condoms.

Time’s short, your life’s your own And in the end, we are just Dusty old bones! Full of green dust!

When hank was repeating dusty old bones full of green dust I laughed my ass of bc it makes no sense and its funny asfff ahahah

This always gets stuck in my head at random times

Full of green dust?!

and to this day thousands of parents have not learned from this episode and now the nation is overrun with calebs

My little girls were in their room playing and they were singing this over and over.....I had to look it up to see what it was from. Lol. KOTH is my kids favorite show.

can we just all admit that Dusty Old Bones is a fucking ill nickname

that boy ain't right i tell you what

That kid is a c-unit without the 'i'

Caleb is like Dennis the Menace, except unlike Dennis, Caleb is 10 years old and does bad things to Hank on purpose.

Imagine Peter Griffin took care of this situation lmao.

Dusty old bones full of green dust who comes up with shit like that?

Hanks reaction to everything is priceless lol

Caleb made me become a birth control and birth control accessories salesmen. That boy ain’t right.

to hank's credit, he refrained from telling caleb that he was going to kick his ass

Poor Hank was too confused to be insulted.

His "insults" are not even offensive. They're just weird and confusing. This along with his "White Shirt" insult.

When Caleb started ripping hanks lawn I shivered in fear of hanks anger

The episode Hank appreciated how good of a parent he is

Caleb is lucky that hank isn’t a psycho

If they do a Koth reboot I wanna see where Caleb landed after he turned 18 and the real world took a bite out of him.

One person is a sack of dusty old bones, full of green dust.. lol

I've randomly thought about this phrase 40 times a year for the past decade

The irony is Hank's Cousin's name is Dusty.

I found it amusing... "White shirt, white shirt.. Hey white shirt, why is your shirt so white, white shirt?" lololol

I am doing a complete rewatch of this show on Hulu. Amazing how it's even more relevant now.

If I were still a tween or a teen, I would have gladly endeavored to give Caleb an atomic wedgie. Thank you very much.

There's no "I" in "C-unit".

Am I the only one who wants someone to do a techno remix of Caleb's Dusty Old Bones?

My favorite part is the way they turn the page during the scene- and its later the day- next day- and hank is still really pissed off about it- thinking about WTF did this kid just say to me

Caleb: Dusty old Bones Full of Green Dusts, Dusty old Bones Full of Green Dusts (Very Funny Caleb).

The first time I saw this episode, I cried laughing. Especially this scene.

crazy damn kids >__>" i tell you what."

In some way it was refreshing to see Hank get bullied by a child after the way he has bullied other people all his life (he even admitted he was a bully in school) Caleb is the perfect nemesis for Hank because Hanks power of intimidation backfires on him when Caleb calls the cops on him for taking his bike. If Hank was smart, he would have installed hidden cameras around his house to get evidence of Caleb harassing him over and over again and then show the videos to the cops so they grant him a restraining order against Caleb and his dismissive parents. That is what Dale would have done, it might have been a funny extra element to the episode, oh well...

I wonder what Cotten would of done

This episode infuriated me; not because of the kid, but because of his parents' oblivious, downright enabling nature. "He has a precocious sense of wonder. He goes to the gifted Magnet school." Just....uugh.

This may be my all time favorite episode of KOTH, definitely top five.

I feel soo alone, gonna end up a big ol pile of them bones!

Me with garden hose: *Anyway, I just started blasting*

This is where hand spasms are important & hoses get aimed squarely at the eyes

I feel bad for Hank right now.

Hank exercised more restraint than I would have. That little crotch goblin would have been knocked off the bike by the water hose 😂

My whole fucking town is this kid never move to Missouri

The King of the Hill equivalent of "Ok Boomer"

Ironically, Caleb asks Hank to call him “C-Unit”, which is only one letter away from [demonetized]

I wodner how Stan Smith would be if Caleb was like that to him. Stan sure is strict and gets mad easily.

“Uh, yeah, I think Mr. Hill is probably the best way to go” bless Hank’s heart for not whooping C-units ass

I have to say hank was very patient with Caleb

Dusty old bones comes from Hanks old appearance and stiffness. Full of green dust is his form of interpreting the grass in Hanks watering. Basically he's just mixing colors and appearance into the first words he thinks of. He's still annoying af

Hank should have brought out his 9-iron.

Bones full of green dust? Code talk for delicious joints, man.

I never rooted for the death of an animated character more than that kid

Hank should’ve just sprayed the hose in that kids face and when he went crying home claim it was an accident. Wouldn’t be over the line.

perfect villain!

I don't punish kids, I punish their parents.

geeen dust?

Aah, all the great comments are here: "I want to beat that cartoon child viciously," and, "I take this 20 year old cartoon as evidence of a modern social issue I've imagined." You love to see it.

Hank should’ve installed a killable children mod

Back in my day, kids like that would get the switch!

That's from the episode "Hank's bully" if you wonder.

Haha. You must have been watching Cartoon Network tonight.

Randomly remembered "dusty old bones" and had to look up where it came from xD

It took me until now to realize what CUNIT stood for 😂

"Fuck does Cuno care?" The boy turns to you. (He doesn't care.)

Seen this episode this morning and it legitimately made me angry

@IncreasedStyle Sorry, someone requested it sooo I wanted to put it up for them. And some one did dislike the video but I think thats only because I asked for a rating... I hate getting dislikes on my videos. Oh well...

An entitled kid of entitled parents.

If Caleb bullied Peter his ass would of got kicked

Me and my younger brother are like the real life version of Hank and Caleb. My younger brother was disrespectful and ill-behaved just like Caleb, if not worse. Our mom and dad would (just like Caleb’s parents) do nothing but blame me for standing up for myself even if it was in a way just like Hank confiscating Caleb’s bike.

Legendary.

yeah I wonder too about what does the boy means of green dust?

Green dust?

Imagine if that Kid did that to Donna from Family Guy

Yeah, that's what I meant. Adult Swim is on Cartoon Network. I saw this episode on there last night, and that's actually what prompted me to search for it on here.

I wish bullying was a federal crime. :(

This kid annoyed me almost as much as Kyle did before peter beat the crap out of him. Lol

caleb was probably my least favorite koth villain of the series

Cartman from SP would have been a good number for Calab.🤣🤣🤣

White shirt white shirt, how'd you get your shirt so white, white shirt?

Caleb Williams as a kid. He went through some changes...

If only Hank was a Diclonius.

That kid on the bike sounds like Chocolate Boy from Hey Arnold!

Someone explain what the green dust is cuz I still haven't gotten it

Someone would've got soaked.

Caleb no, You don't ride on a lawn, especially when it's wet!

That taunt makes no sense.

Well written characters. This can’t be real

Look at The Detectives season 2. Collin Farrell meets ass-pen father. That’s how you handle a bully.

That kid kind of sounds like Aang