2 3 6

Lol

>Profit

Loss

-profit

Same here

Honestly… same

U too?

For real 😂😂

All of us?

spider man fr

Gonna have some fun with a random guy and a train full of people

​@@QkayDGDO NOT OMNI MAN THE CIVILIANS!!

Professional Sport player :O

superhero? you fool. (insert omni-man photo)

We found the new Einstein

You don't instantly learn everything in the books so if you need the information off the top of your head you'd still have to "read" through the mental copy of the book to find what you need

⁠bru he screenshotted it with his eyes he just has to pull it up during a test and no one else can see he’s cheating

@@thesysop4998 I think he meant selling the screenshots but I dunno

we found the honored one with 10 million Iq

Would't those two contradict eachother?

pov hulk

"Nice to meet you, I'm deadpool"

How​@@Clamps

Too bad your back blows out every time you lift something

Nah thats just nanomachiens at that rate

Dw its like magic so it doesnt matter

Thats why id only use it for gaming

You could still drag our push cars

"You can literally lift cars" indicating improving not only your arms and legs but also parts of your body

Nah I assumed it improved spine too

Same here

No do invis and leg/arm implants cus then youll be super assasin cus you can run faster than a car

If you’re invisible, you’re also blind.

Let's hope they somehow avoided that issue​@@samurai2871

where's the fun in that? ​@@samurai2871

Same

You lost a great joke

DAWG WHY IS AN ULTRAKILL COMMENT ON A JOE VITE VIDEO?

BE GONE

DESTROY

A visitor..? Indeed, I’ve slept long enough…

​@@daddydonut5901 Heaven as long since forgotten my name.

Ye

Leg and Lung allows best musician and choir person ever. have tim waurick shakin in his boots

Press one key in the piano and the whole thing breaks on half 💀💀💀

Same ones! I chose eyes cause of the AR capabilities as I have brain rot I chose the other two cause it's nice to be more physically useful

Eye and limbs so I become the best tennis player in the world

"Mommy help!"

"yes daddy"

@@tojeewastaken ayo pause bro

The later parts sound like dio

@@thithomtran5400za wardo

11. Become doom slayer

Eyesight + strength, get into esports and profit

Every anime villain ever @totallynormalvideos

Dude if you are healed quickly all you have to do is put your body through loads of stress through exercising and you can get to peak human body. 😂 you'll basically be batman level body or bane, or even kingpin level body. Plus you now go invisible so you can do far more stuff. 😂

"Give me your money... Wait where'd you go?"- random non-enhanced human robber

@@cesrez1316 ehh. Cyber body implants would be better with regen. If you really wanna be a super hero, the arms and legs would be greatt as it makes you incredibbly strong and fast. With the regen, it will be incredibblyy easy to train, and increase your already incredibly strength even further. If you could train hard enough to become the currrent strongest man, with the arm multiplier, while running as fast as the worlds fastest man, while running 12 times faster, you will actually be superhuman. Durability should probably also scale to your new strength, hopefully. Or else your hand willl shatter from punching anything if its durability doesnt change, but i think it does. Plus you could also just don titanium gloves and boots. They're decently lightweight, morre so than some other metals, and pretty tough too. That's why theyre the main metal used in military craft. Armor yourself in titanium, preferable semi full plate. Gloves and boots definitely, maybe something for the neck, and a chestplate to protect the vitals. if your legs or arms are damaged, not only do you have indestructible (i think) implants there, you'll also be able to regen that quickly as those are not as important as like your heart. With you increased ddurability, you should not take much damage at all. Hopefully any damage you take will be replaced with regen very quickly. With better hand eye coordination, that means it'll be a lot easier to coordinate hand to hand attacks, or be a lot more accurate with a gun.

Sounds like someone who would kid nap girls at night💀

@@danematthewtesorero5167 And take screenshots of them

@@danematthewtesorero5167 nah, I kidnap moms 😂💀

@@Tpforbungholeeven better

@@Tpforbunghole I would kidnap dads for sixteen years and convince them that for this entire time he went to look for milk.

i don't think it would be as much of a problem as you think it is. people today have pacemakers which act as artificial hearts, helping people with cardiac issues and they would be very similar

​@@rabiithous3yeah but if you could tear apart the entire airplane due to your physical strength im sure they wouldn't let you fly. many people have implants, yeah, but none of them grant you the power to become a domestic terrorist

@@hyperray4337 theoretically they wouldn't know though right?

​@@hyperray4337 why would I want to tear apart a plane?

@@bunnylover5384 I wouldn't want to stab our pilot, but some people do so knives arent allowed sometimes its just about precautions and threat evaluation

Most Likely with the Words "That Time I got reincarnated" I scroll through cruchyroll and find like twenty in seconds, these guys need to get original

Genos from One Punch Man

This is very genos of you

Whats next? You gonna look for a dude named David Martinez?

Brilliant. I am choosing the voice for this purpose only

Me now

Yeah, the voice is incredible

Dammit now I have to go for voice

Eyes would be the most op imo, screenshots mean you have near perfect memory

❤😂😂😂

Lmao nice reference

Eye and arm

It’s crazy how I’m watching that anime rn you stalking me bro

@@JayStanworth maybe I am 😈

Military’s strongest weapon

Ultimate weapon

Invisibility and Regeneration would allow you to be the worst best infiltrator

you sly dog💀💀💀💀

The way he explained it, the implats You chose are: - Reinforced leg implants - Gorilla arms - Optical camo

You'll be stuck with that appearance forever

​@KFC431 you say that like it's a bad thing

@@CassieCatagonit is

My perfect dream 😭

The trans option

I would also choose these

That’s what I would choose

I was gonna say that

Too bad it wont really work because try lifting something that is too heavy. Its not your arms lifting the car its your grip strength and back and abs so unless your trying to arm wrestle a car you cant really lift it same with running you need yo have good abs and back and hips to make you “run” faster jumping on the other hand or leaping would allow you too MOVE faster

This is actually smart

It still takes time to heal so it isn't Deadpool it's like a slower Barry Allan. You can still die by getting shot.

@@trafalgarlaw1973 Ik I just forgot abt the flash mb. Good connection I just couldn’t think of anyone else to reference to, maybe wolverine but heals too quickly also so Barry’s a good one.

@@trafalgarlaw1973 It did say any injury no matter how severe.

@@yourreckoning3683 Yea but if you get shot in the brain or heart or lungs it is over

Supervillain ahh

“Boo!” Throws person into atmosphere💀

Nah bro, imagine voice changer and invisibility. You can legit frame people for no reason at all and make them suspicious.

I think walking up to someone and yelling at someone with their own voice while invisible is funnier tho. Do you agree, ​@@raizenramos9087?

@@raizenramos9087 "the angry painter was justified" everyone at the bar mitzvah: bro wtf

It's overpowered to get tortured by the government so I'm picking invis and arm and leg

Same

with regen, does that repair eyesight as well?

“customize your looks” even with ambiguous options i think we can infer we cant really affect our musculature with this option

youre onto something but its still impossible to fit such dense muscles even with magic/futuristic tech so the best you can get is incredibly jacked

Yes.. YESS

@@retunsus-hp1uh looks aren't just skin deep. Your muscular, skeletal and nervous system are key factors that determine ones appearance. Being able to manipulate these are enough peak human fitness

Yep

Heat seeker:

bro is freaky 💀

You can only choose 1 option

Nvm

Ya would go blind.

Don't worry, that 1% wont kill you. Its a chance to became a cyberpsycho

Plus you can be the best bodybuilder possible you have regen so you will build muscles insanely fast plus you don’t get tired easily

That’s wat I wanted too. It’s perfect gaming.

As someone with glasses just normal vision would be enough

100% id become a millionaire with gaming tournaments

Have fun with super bionic arms and legs but a normal spine lmao

@@calebadam2576 wouldnt the arms and legs absorb the shock FOR the spine if you land correctly?

*whispering in a Morgan Freeman voice* it's me, god, do it. you know you want to. Toss. the. baby. I don't mind, just do it

"Im a Marijuana plant I will get you fucked up!"

Or become Mr. Krabs

out of ANYONE on earth, you pick Snoop Dogg as an example? 💀

TF2 spy

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!

Get the eyes you fool

Hes still stronger lol

What about the eye implants? Zoom, Screenshot and 8K vision

The lungs and strength compliment each other

Greatest anything, really. Wanna be a sharpshooter? Boom, AR targeting system and beyond perfect hand eye coordination. Wanna be a fighter? Enhanced strength plus AR battle simulations to predict on coming attacks. Wanna be a chef/carpenter/any type of artisan? Limbs will never tire out or get sore, beyond perfect hand eye coordination (again), AR instructions/knowledge on how to do what you wanna do.

​@@massacremark6782 what does AR mean

⁠@@The_Real_Voyager_1 Augmented reality.

@@BurntToastWithExpiredJam K

Arm and legs with healing become god

"HOLY ♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎ HOW THE ♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎ IS HE FLYING!?!?!?" literally beatrun

eye and invis is my choice but eye and hands&legs could make you a great surgeon

@@kaelbanico3497who cares about surgeon when you can sit at home talking to 2D women for24 hours a day 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

Or the best gamer ever

​@@kaelbanico3497hand and leg will destroy your spine and probably kill you so its a no

Built in schizophrenia

I chose that as well

Arms and Legs plus Lungs could arguably do the same thing or better

Eyes and lungs

What's wrong with that?

​@@Otto-mj3sq it can be used for devious things

invisibility and lung 😭

​@@ilikeflourI didn't think it could get any worse than invisibility and eyesight, but here we are...

@@ilikeflour I don't get it lol

Nah your just captain America and Deadpool combined.

the only right answer

Well, it's not Jeff's problem. He literally said: *-but materials are "LIMITED" so you can choose only 2*

Space marines

True. For me, those eyes are necessary, my eyesight keeps deteriorating, and I am not very keen on becoming blind

Naw regeneration and the leg and arms You’ve effectively become kratos

I would choose the invisibility one ngl

@@AMOGUS-th7lp with the eye implants for video and screenshots😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏🤔😏😏😏😏😏🤣😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😐😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😮😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

Then after this you just buy another robot

Yes but you can get the same things from 2 and 6 but you also have the immortality to non aging as a bonus

"I started running"

That's crazy 💀

Funny how that is my plan oversimplified lol

💀

I was thinking the same thing.

I got that ability from magician, so i better choose 2 and that super regeneration thing

…

you could have actual powers beyond compare and you just want to be a perv?