What does this do? (Mat on Tat).

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This was the question posed by a Patreon supporter which resulted in me picking one of these up to find out for myself. Now we can all find out what a ‘Tore Sanchi’ slider adjusts.
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Q) Why are there comments from a week ago when this video has just gone live today?
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@noneofyourbusiness4616
@noneofyourbusiness4616 3 жыл бұрын
"Sorry, I can't DJ your kid's birthday party. I tore my sanchi."
@colinr0380
@colinr0380 3 жыл бұрын
"That sounds painful, do you need one of those rubber dougnuts to sit down on?"
@Dragon-Slay3r
@Dragon-Slay3r Жыл бұрын
T screwdriver
@eviltreechop
@eviltreechop Ай бұрын
sorry to hear that, lake care.
@katelyn6989
@katelyn6989 3 жыл бұрын
I was almost under the impression that this wasn't a serious professional audio device but the 'Minions' button sold it for me, looks like a quality piece of kit
@beardsntools
@beardsntools 2 жыл бұрын
looks like it was made in 2010.. in fact if it wasn't for minions I'd say it was made in then 90s judging by other sound effects
@davidjgomm
@davidjgomm 3 жыл бұрын
1:26 "Effective elimination of sound". Just what you want from a sound card.
@Charlesb88
@Charlesb88 3 жыл бұрын
You might want to be able to say mute vocals on a track you want to use for karaoke, but you wouldn’t want to mute the whole track, unless this just refers to a standard mute button function. Maybe a vocal mute was what they meant? Or maybe that refers to a mute function like the mute button found on many modern USB audio conferencing headsets.
@wesleymays1931
@wesleymays1931 3 жыл бұрын
[ E F F E C T I V E - E L I M I N A T I O N - O F - S O U N D ]
@FlagstaffslowTV
@FlagstaffslowTV 3 жыл бұрын
In all seriousness, I think we need to help Tore Sanchi escape her Chinese captors.
@HannahWalters
@HannahWalters 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but watching techmoan review garbage products is fantastic 😂
@qwertyoscar
@qwertyoscar 3 жыл бұрын
I agree. This is one of the most hilarious videos by techmoan
@ReLive_Photos
@ReLive_Photos 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe a new category like the Cheese ones... instant noodle videos doing awesome reviews of terrible products trying to find the good in everything.
@MrCageman
@MrCageman 3 жыл бұрын
I fully agree! Stuff like this makes my day
@foxrumor
@foxrumor 3 жыл бұрын
I just like that he does it in a very serious fashion. He really takes his time to tell you everything about it even know he knows its just dog shit. Fun to watch.
@ReLive_Photos
@ReLive_Photos 3 жыл бұрын
@@foxrumor He's having a lot more fun in the latest videos, he did say he would try and be a little more optimistic about everything... Which is hard when you're British generally speaking.
@guspolly
@guspolly 3 жыл бұрын
So “Tone sandhi” is a misguided translation of “变调”. In music, that word means “key change” or “pitch change”. But the term is also used in linguistics to refer to a situation in tonal languages like Chinese where the tone of a word changes when it’s next to a certain other tone - in English that’s called “tone sandhi”
@El_Smeghead
@El_Smeghead 3 жыл бұрын
Would it hurt for these Chinese companies to employ an English speaking person to translate for an hour? Drop Xiaomanyc an email 👍
@jayerjavec
@jayerjavec 3 жыл бұрын
@@El_Smeghead ... and use some other typeface other than Times New Roman?
@mvl71
@mvl71 3 жыл бұрын
@@jayerjavec You want Comic Sans instead?
@jayerjavec
@jayerjavec 3 жыл бұрын
@@mvl71 would reflect and communicate quality perfectly.
@markfergerson2145
@markfergerson2145 3 жыл бұрын
@@jayerjavec And some other font size than 0.3mm?
@mattgreen5351
@mattgreen5351 3 жыл бұрын
“Mat on Tat”. An unexpected midweek treat and hopefully the first in a series. 👍😊
@LongPeter
@LongPeter 3 жыл бұрын
Excellent name ☝🏻
@bolttracks
@bolttracks 3 жыл бұрын
I want an Ashens collaboration NOW 🤣
@oldfatbastad6053
@oldfatbastad6053 3 жыл бұрын
good job his name aint Mitt
@LongPeter
@LongPeter 3 жыл бұрын
@@oldfatbastad6053 then it could be "Mitt mit Shit".
@Dragon-Slay3r
@Dragon-Slay3r Жыл бұрын
@@bolttracks yeah enjoy the night out. Thanks ladies
@Dutchglorkgames
@Dutchglorkgames 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the "thief" sound effect is labeled as thief because the makers of this thing stole an actual song haha. Insomnia by Daya
@bmhater1283
@bmhater1283 3 жыл бұрын
Hell, I find that song really good, wonder why they put it on here.
@mialemon6186
@mialemon6186 2 жыл бұрын
Song slaps, thanks for commenting what it is!! I kept mishearing the lyrics so I had no success.
@ihnatko
@ihnatko 3 жыл бұрын
Products like these always make me wonder if some factory in Shenzhen found themselves stuck with a buttload of surplus pushbuttons and knobs and they asked themselves "What can we design and manufacture that would eat up all of these components? It honestly doesn't matter _what_ the damned thing does."
@justiniusjustinius137
@justiniusjustinius137 3 жыл бұрын
That's often exactly what happens. There are even companies that literally just buy up excess widgets from companies in the hopes they can cobble something together to make a product to flog on the various auction sites.
@TheMajkla
@TheMajkla 3 жыл бұрын
Sony should buy a license to it and make this m.kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bqepictixNy7iYU.html
@DaveF.
@DaveF. 3 жыл бұрын
That's what gave us the Vectrex, so it's not always a bad thing.
@patriotbarrow
@patriotbarrow 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheMajkla Haaah this was the first ever ONN video I ever saw. Memories
@joshuascholar3220
@joshuascholar3220 3 жыл бұрын
This video was probably published an hour ago, so how is it that some comments, like the one above say "1 week ago?"
@afk013
@afk013 3 жыл бұрын
For anyone that maybe interested, the thief button is a short sample of ‘Insomnia’ by Daya
@himbeerme
@himbeerme 3 жыл бұрын
Guess they called it thief because they definitely didn’t pay royalties for it haha
@drklueber
@drklueber 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if that just plays whatever you recorded (stole) using the blue recording button...?
@spykillergames8402
@spykillergames8402 3 жыл бұрын
ya idk why it does but it does
@philippebokmaar2571
@philippebokmaar2571 3 жыл бұрын
I almost peed myself! As a sound engineer, this is one of the funniest machines (and reviews) I've ever seen! genius!
@dansassenberg1438
@dansassenberg1438 3 жыл бұрын
I'll take seven for my next Zoom call. I never did much like my job, anyway.
@fredbloggs5902
@fredbloggs5902 3 жыл бұрын
Now we need ‘Big Clive’ to show us how to reprogram the sound effects.
@ScumfuckMcDoucheface
@ScumfuckMcDoucheface 3 жыл бұрын
THIS. I can only imagine what that thing is like inside haha ooooh man.
@plushifoxed
@plushifoxed 3 жыл бұрын
ideally with an "X-RAY"...
@s.m.g.9320
@s.m.g.9320 3 жыл бұрын
'Big C Live'
@laustinspeiss
@laustinspeiss 3 жыл бұрын
…or just to pull it apart… permanently!
@backacheache
@backacheache 3 жыл бұрын
A quick Google seems to show there is some software to do it... but not in English
@Raveheart
@Raveheart 3 жыл бұрын
My expectations were low but holy sh**
@Asterra2
@Asterra2 3 жыл бұрын
Playskool presents: My First Sound Card.
@patrikniklasson4059
@patrikniklasson4059 Жыл бұрын
This is a hilarious machine. Don't know why but it brings a smile to my face.
@ShanetheFreestyler
@ShanetheFreestyler 3 жыл бұрын
I believe the reason "Awkward" is a crow cawing is because it's an anime trope. In Japanese, the onomatopoeia for the sound a crow makes is "AHO" or "BAKA", which both also mean "fool" or "idiot", hence why you would hear a crow cawing when someone says something stupid. So you weren't too far off when you said it was like the old tumbleweed gag.
@nickwallette6201
@nickwallette6201 3 жыл бұрын
I figured this would be a cultural difference. In the US, I would expect crickets.
@Muzer0
@Muzer0 3 жыл бұрын
For a second I genuinely thought it would be because the crows sounded like they were saying "awk!" and laughed my arse off. But yes this does make a lot more sense :D
@mattgies
@mattgies 3 жыл бұрын
@@Muzer0 What sort of call does an auk make? That would have worked on a whole other level.
@nitehawk86
@nitehawk86 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe its like "awk" as in the sound a bird makes?
@NoName-ik2du
@NoName-ik2du 3 жыл бұрын
I seem to recall Ed, Edd n Eddy using a crow sound effect whenever someone said something stupid. Now I know why. Even without knowing the origins, it always cracked me up as a kid.
@papaquonis
@papaquonis 3 жыл бұрын
This sounds like something Ashens would enjoy.
@Clay3613
@Clay3613 3 жыл бұрын
Antonio Stella Bottom Tile!
@IntyMichael
@IntyMichael 3 жыл бұрын
He would probably eat it. ;)
@needfuldoer4531
@needfuldoer4531 3 жыл бұрын
So when's the crossover episode? [Doot Deet] [Doot Deet] [Deet Doot] [The chord hit from the end of Techmoan's intro as his logo appears over Stuart's eyes]
@Deluxeta
@Deluxeta 3 жыл бұрын
I need one to sing "Aqful" the way it was recorded.
@sirkastic
@sirkastic 3 жыл бұрын
who?
@dwaynezilla
@dwaynezilla 3 жыл бұрын
" _Help me_ help me" "I wonder if that is actually the woman being help captive who recorded all these things" Oh that explains a lot, hahaha
@NicleT
@NicleT 3 жыл бұрын
She even sound like if she learn the sounds to make but not the meaning.
@NicleT
@NicleT 3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewphi4958 haha! That’s hilarious!!!
@johnhodgetts6617
@johnhodgetts6617 3 жыл бұрын
10:42 I think mute or "vocal cut" is designed to remove the existing lead vocals from a recorded song so you can sing over it yourself. It just puts the right channel out of phase with the left and mixes them into mono, thereby cancelling out anything in the centre, which is typically where the lead vocal is placed. A filter prevents it from removing the bass, which is also usually in the centre. You would need to connect a device to play the background music, which is probably where the Bluetooth comes in. The key changing button probably pitch shifts the backing music into your desired singing key.
@Vcen7
@Vcen7 3 жыл бұрын
I had the exact same thought - this device probably works better (as a relative term), if it's supplied with music on another channel. As an example, the Dodge effect is almost certainly "Duck", which doesn't make a quack sound, but 'ducks' one signal out of the way of the other. So you'd be talking while the music was playing, and the music would 'duck' out of the way of your voice while you were talking, then go back up in volume whenever you stopped. Monitor is probably for just that, a monitoring channel, where you can hear all channels at the same time.
@chocomallows2559
@chocomallows2559 3 жыл бұрын
Yup, you connect a second phone or a laptop (that will play the music you'll be singing along to) to the Live 2 or the Accompaniment port at the back.
@Vamptonius
@Vamptonius 3 жыл бұрын
"Thief" seems appropriate for what is clearly copywritten music.
@adrianohaha7659
@adrianohaha7659 3 жыл бұрын
Copyrighted music, in digital format, is a hoax in itself. You're right!
@Vladimir_Kv
@Vladimir_Kv 3 жыл бұрын
Well, this music was not picked up by KZfaq's ContentID so maybe it _is_ free.
@Max-zi5wx
@Max-zi5wx 3 жыл бұрын
It’s copyright not copywrite
@TVperson1
@TVperson1 3 жыл бұрын
Shazam says it's this song kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gN-SiZSesZypfXU.html
@hypnotised-clover
@hypnotised-clover 3 жыл бұрын
Copywrite
@StupStups
@StupStups 3 жыл бұрын
I often chuckle at Techmoan videos but have never laughed as much as this
@bobuilt10
@bobuilt10 3 жыл бұрын
I agree, for reasons I can't explain this had me in hysterics. Brilliant.
@neilparnell2089
@neilparnell2089 3 жыл бұрын
yes, really made me laugh on this one
@lmfsilva3000
@lmfsilva3000 3 жыл бұрын
That "help me" is around as convincing as the Amiga speak function I used for a Nine Inch Nails cover.
@simonallen9339
@simonallen9339 Жыл бұрын
Laughing hysterically at this video from start to finish. Already had yoghurt spitting out of my mouth at the "have to get me one of these, it's ridiculous" comment and it went uphill from there. 5/5 yellow berets. Will watch again.
@michaeldeloatch7461
@michaeldeloatch7461 3 жыл бұрын
I hope that henceforth Matt will record all future techmoan episodes with Tone Sandhisation enabled.
@Thermalions
@Thermalions 3 жыл бұрын
He used to do pretty well with the Muppets segment without it. Such a shame KZfaq's policies put an end to them.
@bobblum5973
@bobblum5973 3 жыл бұрын
*Techmoan:* We realize your biggest disappointment was when the LED VU meters didn't actually work.
@billfusionenterprise
@billfusionenterprise 3 жыл бұрын
like the spectrum device
@ImCurrentlyNaked
@ImCurrentlyNaked 3 жыл бұрын
The weird thing is it seems they can actually work. When he was using different effects and sound, if you pay attention to the light, they rise and fall with his voice. Just like how he needed to plug in a mic to get another mic working, there's some weird gimmick in order to get the Lights working as well.
@bobblum5973
@bobblum5973 3 жыл бұрын
@@ImCurrentlyNaked I noticed that, too. Consistently inconsistent, or inconsistently consistent? 😉
@hydraulicsystems332
@hydraulicsystems332 3 жыл бұрын
@@ImCurrentlyNaked Maybe the do-nothing-light-mode is activated when it thinks there is no sound input, but that feature is broken or set to the wrong threshold.
@billfusionenterprise
@billfusionenterprise 3 жыл бұрын
if you have seen some of those kids dj mixers, they have lights that do the same, somewhat respond
@joshuarosen6242
@joshuarosen6242 3 жыл бұрын
This was one of your funniest videos. Your dry humour and the absurdity of this gadget were an amusing combination.
@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 2 жыл бұрын
This is like Techmoan meets Ashens, I love it.
@gamecat666
@gamecat666 3 жыл бұрын
mentions 'strong penetrating power' and immediately goes to oven cleaner. Bless his innocence.
@MewtwoExMasterMusic
@MewtwoExMasterMusic 3 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh. The Chinese voice over won me over. Preorder canceled lol
@user-pe2uv4fn6w
@user-pe2uv4fn6w 3 жыл бұрын
This channel was built on Chinese voiceover products. Obviously back then this channel didn't make fun of Chinese voiceovers like it does now.
@mpstrgc112
@mpstrgc112 3 жыл бұрын
Someone smarter than me could probably circuit bend this into an instant classic noise machine.
@Dragon-Slay3r
@Dragon-Slay3r Жыл бұрын
So smart
@automaton20
@automaton20 2 жыл бұрын
Love the channel! Whenever I'm feeling a bit down I can always watch a video from your back catalog and it picks me back up. Thanks for the wonderful content.
@trisymphony
@trisymphony 3 жыл бұрын
The perfect voice machine for post-credit puppet skits!
@jason_a_smith_gb
@jason_a_smith_gb 3 жыл бұрын
Was half expecting one at the end with laughter.
@noelburke9792
@noelburke9792 3 жыл бұрын
1 star… needs more puppets
@KevinT3141
@KevinT3141 3 жыл бұрын
No.
@cjc363636
@cjc363636 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the puppets would just jam with this thing!
@lordpitnolen2196
@lordpitnolen2196 3 жыл бұрын
A great machine to use when speaking to some call centres.
@enemdisk6628
@enemdisk6628 3 жыл бұрын
You might found the original intent of this device!
@enp82003
@enp82003 3 жыл бұрын
After watching this video I can hit the contempt button!
@frankverhoeven8027
@frankverhoeven8027 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for taking one for the team, this saved all of us £30 and a lot of time.
@Junkotherstuff
@Junkotherstuff 3 жыл бұрын
"It has a strong penetrating power. Sounds like a cleaner." To be honest, I was thinking of something completely different. And I'm not even ashamed to admit that.
@WardancerHB
@WardancerHB 3 жыл бұрын
sword?
@bertramspielt
@bertramspielt 3 жыл бұрын
@@WardancerHB No... I think, he's a car guy and uses penetrating oil.
@TheFerrango
@TheFerrango 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, hollow bullets
@anonUK
@anonUK 3 жыл бұрын
Ooh err missus...
@heedmywarning2792
@heedmywarning2792 3 жыл бұрын
Were you thinking of an oil drill?
@zh84
@zh84 3 жыл бұрын
I am reminded of Ashens and the "Violin: beautiful sound, strange shape" with the "talk like a fool key" and "funny laughter key".
@juanmanuelroman8377
@juanmanuelroman8377 3 жыл бұрын
Antonio Stella Bottom Tile
@zh84
@zh84 3 жыл бұрын
@@juanmanuelroman8377 The only possible answer to that, as you know, is Ji Plug Pu Melon Nai.
@dcflake5645
@dcflake5645 3 жыл бұрын
Retrieval Mankind's Batman.
@zh84
@zh84 3 жыл бұрын
@@dcflake5645 It's spelt "Retieval" :-)
@Alibm80
@Alibm80 3 жыл бұрын
First thing I thought of!
@hawkeye454
@hawkeye454 3 жыл бұрын
Matt's humor is nothing short of epic.
@bentleymrk
@bentleymrk 3 жыл бұрын
This video made me crack up more than once. Very well-done!
@SuperChengzi
@SuperChengzi 3 жыл бұрын
"Together Up" should be "一起上" in chinese, which actually means "Go together" or "Fight together". Feels like it is translated by someone looking at a dictionary.
@seanobrien7169
@seanobrien7169 3 жыл бұрын
Hundreds of thousands of Chinese people speak English better than I do, I always wondered why these companies can't find people to write instructions for the US market...
@ComradeMario
@ComradeMario 3 жыл бұрын
@@seanobrien7169 Excatly! It feels like they don't care as long as there's "English words" on the product...
@gamesmithoz
@gamesmithoz 3 жыл бұрын
So maybe they meant to say "Team Up"
@SianaGearz
@SianaGearz 3 жыл бұрын
@@seanobrien7169 Odds are, these Chinese people have better things to do than work with a shady low-quality audio company.
@killerbee2562
@killerbee2562 3 жыл бұрын
@@seanobrien7169 That would cost money.
@xerxesYt123
@xerxesYt123 3 жыл бұрын
Bit of context/ explanation from a person living in Asia: This generic no brand "V8 sound card" is widely common and used here, i keep seeing Facebook streams that are using their phone to do livestreams and have this hooked up directly to the phone via usb and aux, and this inexpensive thing also enables for external mics to be plugged in to the phone, the unbranded BM-800 is a common mic being sold with this too in some online stores. I personally dont use this because the quality control is lacking and there is a 50-50 chance that the unit you will get is broken from the factory/shipping.
@iamperplexed4695
@iamperplexed4695 3 жыл бұрын
Quality control in China lacking? I am shocked.
@jestempies
@jestempies 3 жыл бұрын
@@iamperplexed4695 Everything is made in China, with all levels of quality control. But when you buy the cheapest stuff, you don't get any quality control because it costs money.
@cleitonfelipe2092
@cleitonfelipe2092 3 жыл бұрын
@@jestempies You can have Made In China, or Made in P.R.C. (the more communist side of Chinesium manufacturing) which is generally the worst of the worst
@iamperplexed4695
@iamperplexed4695 3 жыл бұрын
@@jestempies I am shocked.
@t0talschad3n
@t0talschad3n 3 жыл бұрын
@@cleitonfelipe2092 PRC and China are the same thing, what are you talking about?
@rob1253
@rob1253 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if you had any fun making this video but I couldn’t stop laughing watching it. Thank you so much!
@DrQuadrivium
@DrQuadrivium Жыл бұрын
Every home should have one... it's robust, _(un?)_ reliable and easy to clean.
@adrienfourniercom
@adrienfourniercom 3 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest: if one those buttons played "Flippin heck", you may have find this the best sound box ever.
@billfusionenterprise
@billfusionenterprise 3 жыл бұрын
there is model in which you can record sounds into
@jamesduncan6729
@jamesduncan6729 3 жыл бұрын
You mean, "flippin' 'eck" 😏
@8bitwiz_
@8bitwiz_ 3 жыл бұрын
I see a great need for the Techmoan Sound Box. With such features as puppet voice, anti-copyright scrambler, and a wonderful assortment of buttons such as "Flippin' 'eck", "Jolly good", "Brilliant, "We've got these little flashy lights", "Oh, that's a relief", and "We'll find out in a minute!"
@tomasviane3844
@tomasviane3844 3 жыл бұрын
Or "got a pocket full of shrapnel"...
@adrienfourniercom
@adrienfourniercom 3 жыл бұрын
@@8bitwiz_ I'd buy 5 of them, immediately
@joshuascholar3220
@joshuascholar3220 3 жыл бұрын
My first thought when I saw "Minions" was a minion from Despicable Me singing "banana." Imagine my surprise that it WAS meant to sound like minions from Despicable Me.
@nthgth
@nthgth 3 жыл бұрын
@@mikosoft I mean it's a Chinese product, what else would you expect
@pamjgmail9379
@pamjgmail9379 3 жыл бұрын
Haven't laughed this hard in ages. Thanks for posting it. And a surprise bonus mid week!
@jeremychrzan
@jeremychrzan 3 жыл бұрын
Love your channel and watch weekly. Today's video got a like as soon as you said "I'm a depressed robot." Douglas Adams APPROVED!
@static-san
@static-san 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud at the depressed robot reference! :-D (Hello Marvin!) Otherwise what a weird little box!
@DiverCTH
@DiverCTH 3 жыл бұрын
This came from the same factory as Marvin. No wonder all the diodes down his left side hurt.
@seamusoblainn4603
@seamusoblainn4603 3 жыл бұрын
"K-Song mode" would be the reverb effect in Karaoke 🎤 (ktv) places.
@AbidingDuder
@AbidingDuder 3 жыл бұрын
Fantastic review! Really enjoy your normal content. But this was something else, had me laughing out loud several times. Thank you!
@danblei
@danblei 9 ай бұрын
I cracked myself with laughter over your effect descriptions, Matt ! Thank you so much for your amazing videos ! 🤣🤣🤣 Cheers, D
@CK-ceekay
@CK-ceekay 3 жыл бұрын
Today's the day we learn we need a Techmoan radio show
@jelliclecat9372
@jelliclecat9372 3 жыл бұрын
If you tore your sanchi, I'd see a doctor.
@platypusfrenzy
@platypusfrenzy 3 жыл бұрын
My uncle tore his sanchi when he made his first oontempt at lake care.
@jelliclecat9372
@jelliclecat9372 3 жыл бұрын
@@platypusfrenzy Ooh, nasty. 😳
@GrandTheftWatto
@GrandTheftWatto 3 жыл бұрын
*laughter button*
@napoleondynamite2324
@napoleondynamite2324 3 жыл бұрын
What is that
@billfusionenterprise
@billfusionenterprise 3 жыл бұрын
don't you mean tore you sacki , explains the high pitch (like landing on bike seat hard)
@worldview3555
@worldview3555 3 жыл бұрын
What a LOVELY product !
@datajake1999
@datajake1999 2 жыл бұрын
You know you are getting an amazing product when It has low bitrate MP3 sound effects.
@TimGillespieSoundSurgeon
@TimGillespieSoundSurgeon 3 жыл бұрын
I'd guess that "dodge" is a vocal ducker for dipping the music when you speak.
@RealGengarTV
@RealGengarTV 3 жыл бұрын
Side chain compression
@livinghere1972
@livinghere1972 3 жыл бұрын
or limiter
@icedream3987
@icedream3987 3 жыл бұрын
For which the intended term would then actually be "ducking."
@jammadamma
@jammadamma 3 жыл бұрын
yeah, ducking and sidechaining is the same, imo...
@icedream3987
@icedream3987 3 жыл бұрын
@@jammadamma I was implying that's what the translator tried to go for but then mistranslated
@gg_vard
@gg_vard 3 жыл бұрын
Was a bit surprised with a Wednesday upload! Always love an extra bonus video
@AchimMeyer
@AchimMeyer 3 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest video from you so far, couldn't stop laughing!
@alanduncan1980
@alanduncan1980 3 жыл бұрын
Technoan, old boy. You've done it again! Great video!
@djdrwatson
@djdrwatson 3 жыл бұрын
9:09 I think Techmoan's muppets would like the voice pitch changer effect!
@jason_a_smith_gb
@jason_a_smith_gb 3 жыл бұрын
Like to see a sketch with it... Be fun.
@caparn100
@caparn100 3 жыл бұрын
The *Dodge* button reduces the level of the music while you speak and turns the music volume up after you have stopped speaking. It's so a DJ can be heard above the music.
@TheSynthnut
@TheSynthnut 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, should be called "duck" as ducking is what it's called normally
@dunebasher1971
@dunebasher1971 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheSynthnut Given that "duck" and "dodge" are both used in English to mean avoiding something, sounds like misinterpretation of a dictionary.
@daveash9572
@daveash9572 3 жыл бұрын
That's called audio ducking on my video editing software, but that does make sense. Does it actually have that function though?
@Fuzy2K
@Fuzy2K 3 жыл бұрын
14:30 "Ove-Glove carefully"... That's for when you're baking something with a friend and they try to take the food out of the oven with their bare hands.
@b1gdav3y
@b1gdav3y 2 жыл бұрын
Best video yet.....I laughed for a week at your high voice
@joelkulesha8284
@joelkulesha8284 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine the power of controlling Tore Sanchi!
@chrisg6597
@chrisg6597 3 жыл бұрын
It needs a "This is absolute Tatt" button.
@TheLtData
@TheLtData 3 жыл бұрын
Love that video! I had a bad day and your comments made me laugh out loud. Thank you!
@stilts121
@stilts121 2 жыл бұрын
I somehow missed this when it was first published and I am laughing so much at these effects. Great video!
@alanroy
@alanroy 3 жыл бұрын
I guess "mute" or vocal cut mode would try and remove vocals from a song you play through the input
@Techmoan
@Techmoan 3 жыл бұрын
Ahhh - yep.
@JC20XX
@JC20XX 3 жыл бұрын
@@Techmoan is it effective?
@adampoll4977
@adampoll4977 3 жыл бұрын
It truly is amazing what some of these Chinese factories churn out simply creating mountains of e-waste.
@rabrandom
@rabrandom 3 жыл бұрын
By far your funniest intro to date 😂
@digitalkoh
@digitalkoh 3 жыл бұрын
Having had such a low expectation, it turned out pretty fun.
@DjZiggy2
@DjZiggy2 3 жыл бұрын
The crow could be a reference to Anime, usually if someone does something stupid a crow flies and cursing in japanese.
@Fuzy2K
@Fuzy2K 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking they thought "Awkward" meant the sound of a crow. "Awk! Awk!"
@d-padnomad7671
@d-padnomad7671 3 жыл бұрын
I'm almost certain Electro-Acoustic mode is supposed to be a very basic from of pitch correction similar to autotune. You could hear little pitch correction artifacts when it was on and explains why it was cycling through different keys each time you pressed it. If you wanted to sing along to a song in the key of D major you would press the button until it got to D major and it would try to tune your singing to only the notes in that key.
@ivonedev9449
@ivonedev9449 3 жыл бұрын
Hats off my favourite Techmoan video so far!!!
@Gez492
@Gez492 3 жыл бұрын
Really entertaining, your voice never sounded better bud. Loved this thing gotta buy one
@esalehtismaki
@esalehtismaki 3 жыл бұрын
I could understand that as a toy. They have these weird "kinda like the real thing" functions.
@billfusionenterprise
@billfusionenterprise 3 жыл бұрын
ever see a kids dj mixer?
@syrophenikan
@syrophenikan 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm a depressed robot." Fantastic reference!!!!
@jelliclecat9372
@jelliclecat9372 3 жыл бұрын
Here I am, brain the size of a planet...
@grahameida7163
@grahameida7163 3 жыл бұрын
And a pain in all my diodes on the left hand side 🤣
@svenjansen2134
@svenjansen2134 3 жыл бұрын
The Guide.
@joshuascholar3220
@joshuascholar3220 3 жыл бұрын
Do you call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't!
@mrrandomperson3106
@mrrandomperson3106 3 жыл бұрын
Soon as he referenced the Radiophonics Workshop I knew it would be good!
@TBoneProductionsVB
@TBoneProductionsVB 3 жыл бұрын
It was a treat to hear your speaking through that ridiculous thing. I loved the HHGTTG Marvin impression. I remember seeing this thing, I think some Amazon shop asked me to review this but I never got around to it. I'm glad you did. Me or anyone else could not have made such an amusing and fun presentation.
@MrTonaluv
@MrTonaluv 2 жыл бұрын
This was very very funny - I was pmsl - brilliant work Mat 🤣
@jerrylu532
@jerrylu532 3 жыл бұрын
Just checked the original product in Chinese. It seems that "Mute" (消原音) refers to eliminate the original vocal track from music so you can sing along, similar to what's used for karaoke. "Dodge" (闪避) seems to reduce the volume of music when someone is speaking so they could be heard. According to the product page I found in Taobao, the purpose of this product is to provide a out-of-box audio mixing solutions for gaming streamers / live-stream sales / online karaoke. Most people don't have much experience with audio mixing software, and some of them uses their own smartphone for broadcasting, so this device makes some sense. The listing price in Taobao is only 98 CNY (~15 USD), and it seems to have more than 6k reviews, mostly positive, although I am not sure if these reviews are all genuine. Some other words used for black buttons (most of them have a specific meaning in gaming I guess): Contempt 鄙视 Awkward 尴尬 Gun 枪声 Take care 注意 Fall in 集合 Leave 撤离 Minions 小黄人 Mush 么么哒 Thief 贼啦啦 Together Up 一起上 Good Fight 打得不错
@jerrylu532
@jerrylu532 3 жыл бұрын
@@Garbaz Sorry but I am not that familiar with memes used by these streamers, but I think your guess is probably correct. Both 贼拉拉 and 小黄人 are possibly memes widely used in those streaming activities I think.
@Spintechfilms
@Spintechfilms 3 жыл бұрын
For $20.... this seems like the perfect thing to annoy my friends with during D&D sessions when we Roll over Discord
@espurious
@espurious 3 жыл бұрын
"This video I'm making is so long, I'm going to make a video in the middle of it."
@vwlssnvwls3262
@vwlssnvwls3262 3 жыл бұрын
This was the best video ever. Very funny, and interesting. Thank you.
@EpicLPer
@EpicLPer 3 жыл бұрын
That's the perfect thing to get from Wish but not from Amazon
@melvinbituin8095
@melvinbituin8095 3 жыл бұрын
Oh man. a lot of live streamers use that exact same thing (or an earlier version) here in the Philippines. I hate to admit it, but I used one myself before I graduated to proper equipment.
@TheMelorino
@TheMelorino 3 жыл бұрын
what do you use now?
@melvinbituin8095
@melvinbituin8095 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheMelorino A Presonus USB audio interface. Works a treat.
@dreikelvin
@dreikelvin 3 жыл бұрын
"Electric" mode sounds to me like it puts your voice into Auto-tune mode. The text being said "D Major, E Mayor, ect." are the individual tone scales that it adjusts your voice to. Also, there seems to be a really aggressive audio gate on the input voice, chopping the sound in pieces.
@FriendlyNeighborhoodNitpicker
@FriendlyNeighborhoodNitpicker 3 жыл бұрын
My thought as well. An autotune or a vocoder of some cheap-ass kind.
@lukeweeks3470
@lukeweeks3470 3 жыл бұрын
The reverb is reminding me of the video where Mat looks at a MIDI player, and sings an *AMAZING* cover of "Get Lucky" 😳😂
@jennybean9065
@jennybean9065 3 жыл бұрын
That "gun" sound effect sounds like the being of the opening theme of Are You Being Served
@mrpositronia
@mrpositronia 3 жыл бұрын
maybe the 'Together up' sound was supposed to say 'Going up'.
@G1itcher
@G1itcher 3 жыл бұрын
Cheeky midweek techmoan?! A wonderful surprise and brilliant as always
@allthebeesaredead188
@allthebeesaredead188 3 жыл бұрын
This cheered me up, I was in tears. So bizzare
@jimg492
@jimg492 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, just wow. I feel compelled to buy one just to have a laugh and get bored with in 5 minutes. Great vid as always
@danjohnston3422
@danjohnston3422 3 жыл бұрын
Not many people know this, but Tore Sanchi was a famous Japanese Brazilian lounge singer from the 1940's. He had a distinctive voice. By adjusting that slider, you increase or decrease the "Tore Sanchi-ness" of your audio input. True story.
@spykillergames8402
@spykillergames8402 3 жыл бұрын
the "theif" button just plays the chorus dequece from the song "insomnia" by Daya
@gazelle1467
@gazelle1467 3 жыл бұрын
but why
@lwilton
@lwilton 3 жыл бұрын
I guess they stole it without paying the copyright.
@worldcomicsreview354
@worldcomicsreview354 3 жыл бұрын
It gets your video copyright matched
@LRM12o8
@LRM12o8 3 жыл бұрын
A "thief"-button that plays stolen music. That IS actually a cool feature, tbh! 😂
@real_yanoosh6553
@real_yanoosh6553 3 жыл бұрын
@@gazelle1467 insomnia is a dream stealing thief i guess lol
@korf45
@korf45 3 жыл бұрын
Having watched, at this point, the first four seconds of this video: Yes. That is a VERY GOOD new opening shot. (In the back of my mind, I can actually feel the momentum of the takeup reel.)
@Matrix803
@Matrix803 3 жыл бұрын
Lol, I love how you incorporated those sound effects into the conclusion of the video xD
@bdbgh
@bdbgh 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, I always mumble "together up" when I play online with friends as a sign of camaraderie
@enemdisk6628
@enemdisk6628 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@silarge
@silarge 3 жыл бұрын
Easily the funniest review you've ever done. 🤣
@ferhana4036
@ferhana4036 3 жыл бұрын
this was real fun to watch, thanks!
@Famous_Mist
@Famous_Mist 3 жыл бұрын
Omg... I truly enjoy your videos but this is hilarious... Kepp them coming
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