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@renimusmaximus2 жыл бұрын
Veteran: Strengths: Resistant to panic, bonus knowledge, strong foundational support and leader Weaknesses: Won't shut up about that time they "saved 3 orphans" before you joined the force Prone to incapacitation due to "old injuries" Catch Phrase: You think this is bad? I've seen grease fires more scary than this! (Source: my Uncle Sam, a retired firefighter)
@eastcoastfiretrucks18372 жыл бұрын
Gotta love ol Uncle Sam
@theoneandonly39452 жыл бұрын
Is your name Norman?
@itsshivers68922 жыл бұрын
....I hate that you're right. *sips tea, reminisces about That Day At Motocross*
@realdragon2 жыл бұрын
*Fire in firework factory, 15 people already dead, 45 more trapped* You think this is bad? I've seen grease fires more scary than this!
@000Responses2 жыл бұрын
Do your Uncle Sam proud. Join the United States Army today. *Be the Difference.*
@jaredegerton49252 жыл бұрын
Now we need the unlockable "specialist" classes hazmat, tec rescue, water rescue so on and so forth.
@QemeH2 жыл бұрын
TEC RESCUE: Strength: Knows 271 different types of knots Weakness: Equipment weight limits Catch Phrase: "Before you can treat your patient, you need to access them."
@FangerZero2 жыл бұрын
we're in the 21st century you mean DLC lmao
@redquacker112 жыл бұрын
Pay to win
@Vulkanprimarch2 жыл бұрын
That is DLC and special edition content. Please pay an extra $120 thank you.
@dbropx35472 жыл бұрын
@@FangerZero then why the static filter, retro music and swaying animation
@libertysucceeds222 жыл бұрын
Also add - Sarge Strength - fire retardant mustache Weakness- any tech newer than vhs Catch phrase- (intense glare then walks away)
@jonathandeeb25872 жыл бұрын
"Tech newer than VHS". Bruh, Im dead
@frannielocks2 жыл бұрын
OMG I’m dying!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 There was a real “Sarge” at my husband’s fire station and this is totally him, including the flame retardant mustache!!!
@brrrrrr2 жыл бұрын
What happens if we somehow invent newer firefighting equipment?
@dankarma36742 жыл бұрын
hijacking comment cause i found the song used kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qdqXqblk3decp4E.html
@lewiswhite952 жыл бұрын
Soooooo. Angry cops?
@EstebanBrenesV2 жыл бұрын
As a game dev with a nurse wife and several EMT friends this was golden
@Fixxate2 жыл бұрын
You know what you have to do
@rickyly36542 жыл бұрын
Bring this game to fruition
@sunixjester2 жыл бұрын
Shut up and take my money! Put Chiefs and Captains in there too. I want the first CPR in the game to unlock the achievement, “Just like the SNES.”
@johnmutz99192 жыл бұрын
Kairosoft fire fighter story anyone?
@proggressionpathsalone27372 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@Kromosios2 жыл бұрын
Well, everyone knows about the difficulty levels of this game: Easy: Brutus Normal: Harmonica Difficult: Murph' Extreme: Quiet BUT, If you finish the game in "Quiet" (Extreme) mode with the student, which panics and/or faints if you get it too close to anything remotely close to dangerous, you unlock a hidden character and it's unique difficulty! Difficulty: "Take our daughters and sons to work day" (Insane) Character: "The child" Strength: Infinite stamina Weakness: Infinite curiosity Catch phare: "It's pretty! Can I touch it?"
@Space_Drifter06212 жыл бұрын
And IF you finish the hardest level with the child, you get "master of all healthcare" PARAGOD as a helping hand. Strengths: Jack of all trades Weakness: Can only be summoned Once per Chapter/ case
@deaveedis62952 жыл бұрын
10/10 would buy this game
@ItsOnlyNotable2 жыл бұрын
You forgot difficultly: Dark Souls
@pambronson44672 жыл бұрын
@@ItsOnlyNotable Dark Souls difficulty is nothing compared to the Murphey's Law + last finger wish on the monkey's paw grade of curse that is mentioning the "Q" word anywhere near "the house" or those whom work in it.
@hamslab2 жыл бұрын
Extreme difficulty would obviously be "full moon"
@thesiren45622 жыл бұрын
We need the "New Driver" Strength: Blasting the horn and siren Weakness: Getting pissed at people who don't pull over Catch Phrase: "MOVE OUT OF THE F*****G WAY!"
@keith67062 жыл бұрын
Why the unnecessary adjective "new"?
@thesiren45622 жыл бұрын
@@bostonrailfan2427 Thank you!
@MartinMazur Жыл бұрын
😆
@errorbirdestherАй бұрын
Finally a class my mother can play
@twotone1a2 жыл бұрын
As an EMT I am outraged!! I distinctly remember taking a PT's temperature in 2018. 😠
@HM2SGT2 жыл бұрын
HAH! Documentation or it didn’t happen! And let’s be honest, when’s the last time you *actually* counted respirations?😉😁
@twotone1a2 жыл бұрын
@@HM2SGT Taking the 5th ammendment on Resp counts.
@politebadger50492 жыл бұрын
I took a blood sugar once.
@kiranzwei17462 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@frannielocks2 жыл бұрын
Good point bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tammyt34342 жыл бұрын
Level one is a splatterfest of gore, violence, and PTSD inducing graphics. Boss level is staying awake through a long, uneventful shift with a newbie staring at you trying to learn your wisdom. Secret insane difficulty level activates with the code: Quiet"
@Thoran6662 жыл бұрын
I like the truckie the most. Probably the most useful guy in Zombie game or any apocalyptic scenario. Smash, cut, eat, repeat.
@yoboikamil5252 жыл бұрын
truckie angry, TRUCKIE SMASH
@SairinEarthsea2 жыл бұрын
But what if he eats a zombie?
@micahphilson2 жыл бұрын
And not necessarily in that order
@hardwirecars2 жыл бұрын
sounds like truckie is the zombie
@raystrife2342 жыл бұрын
The one guy in your team who you'd never want to turn into a zombie.
@zacharywoudstra59172 жыл бұрын
I'm currently a paramedic student, and gotta say the student character was spot on.
@sunixjester2 жыл бұрын
Para-wannabes for life!
@redwitch122 жыл бұрын
That look of panicked, confused terror is pure gold.
@zacharywoudstra59172 жыл бұрын
@Clint Cannon one day, I hope to be you sir. Enjoy retirement, you've earned it.
@colinmartin97972 жыл бұрын
I was on scene for a car crash once and the truckie was standing there with the combi tool in one hand and literally just spinning the hydraulic line in his other, waiting for his opportunity to cut the car into hamburger.
@richarddupont96322 жыл бұрын
As the lord intended.
@micahphilson2 жыл бұрын
Those idle animations are so perfect, I don't know how he's this on point every single time!
@frannielocks2 жыл бұрын
I was an ER RN for 18 years and my husband is LA County Fire, and this made me laugh SO hard!!! 🤣🤣🤣 It’s all true, from the “left-handed halligan” to the rookie making coffee, to the paramedics with their war stories. The funniest bit is the chainsaw wielding Truckie-my husband was a Truckie when we met, and he can (and frequently does) break literally anything! Even though he’s an engineer now, his catch phrase for life is “Smash door. Eat food.” 😁
@limarien64052 жыл бұрын
My brother the former EMT: Strengths: N/A Weaknesses: telling everyone "y'know, you're actually more likely to die from wearing your seatbelt" and then still making his kids wear one for some reason (which is a good thing, but he thinks that's more dangerous). Catch Phrase: "So yeah, I only wear mine on the major highways where there are cops. Son put your seatbelt back on."
@vladimirenlow43882 жыл бұрын
Perhaps it's for the best he's a "former" EMT?
@limarien64052 жыл бұрын
@@vladimirenlow4388 yeah. Probably.
@GhostBear30672 жыл бұрын
(Reads paramedic strengths and weaknesses) I did not expect to get called out like that today...
@gallantcavalier33062 жыл бұрын
Okay… I want this to be real. I’m gonna need a team of developers, story writers, animators, voice actors, and plenty of Fire Department Coffee to turn this concept into a reality.
@quillmaurer65632 жыл бұрын
You don't need a team of voice actors, only one - all these characters are played by Jason. I really would love to see a movie or TV show or something that has a scene with firefighters/EMTs and they're all Jasons in various roles and outfits.
@gallantcavalier33062 жыл бұрын
@@quillmaurer6563 How about a guest appearance on Tacoma FD?
@moviewolverine892 жыл бұрын
EMR: Strengths-Coming upon MCIs in their POVs Weaknesses- Making said MCIs 10× worse by getting involved Catch Phrase- "I'm a future Paramedic/Firefighter." Chief: Strengths-Brown Nosing Weaknesses- 19 YO female rookies Catch Phrase- "I'm mighty proud of all of you...BUT..." Dispatcher: Strengths- Misspelling medication names Weaknesses-Office chairs Catch Phrase- "Negative, you ARE the closest unit, continue your response."
@spectravj2 жыл бұрын
You absolutely need a "confused pedestrian" or the "nosy neighbor" in your game
@JJGeneral12 жыл бұрын
Need a “driver” class. Strengths: can pump truck, gets you to the scene Weakness: reminiscing about being “engine guy” before “that injury, you know… the one” Catchphrase: “it’s comin’!” Or “is that damn hydrant hooked up yet?”
@HM2SGT2 жыл бұрын
“I used to be a knuckle walking, hose dragging adventurer like you - but then I took an arrow to the knee.”
@Random_ness2 жыл бұрын
My parents volunteered for the local squad when I was a kid and I spent a lot of time at the squad building (and on calls when they couldn't find a baby sitter.... but let's not tell that to anybody lol) and I had a dream of working on the squad or medi flight when I grew up. Watching your videos makes me wish I have chased that dream.
@kaylahall12192 жыл бұрын
This is the internet, so it’s public 😱
@Random_ness2 жыл бұрын
@@kaylahall1219 I know lol I just meant it may have been against the rules. 😋
@musleblasttheultimategamer41682 жыл бұрын
Who says that you can’t chase that dream now?
@Random_ness2 жыл бұрын
@@musleblasttheultimategamer4168 Maybe I can one day when life slows down.
@darthkillerhog2 жыл бұрын
@@kaylahall1219 what did he say?
@Matthew_Klepadlo2 жыл бұрын
I hope we have customizable costumes. I would LOVE to play as a bright pink paramedic or a black and red rookie.
@PhantomSavage2 жыл бұрын
In a video game setting, Truckie would probably be the most fun. Chainsaw go brr
@Goobersnobber472 жыл бұрын
You forgot the elusive “advanced EMT” strength: missing IV’s Weakness: thinking they know anything more than a basic. Catch phrase: man basics really piss me off.
@sunixjester2 жыл бұрын
I’m guessing Chief and Captain are in the DLC?
@alp90132 жыл бұрын
Which A hurt you brother?
@redcandi012 жыл бұрын
@@alp9013 🤭 ...I'm an AEMT and I am VERY good at IV's. 94% are first stick hits!!! The other 6% are legit hard sticks... usually ppl with hardened veins from dealing with various medical conditions. I was being bullied and hazed at an ER and was forced to do every damn body's job as techs as to how I became so great😁 ...you have to turn those bad situations into the best life experiences😏
@dbow50772 жыл бұрын
Had a Advance who was a medic in Nam or maybe the 1st Gulf War. He was damn good at IVs. His down fall was how long he'd been doing it and not being willing to take guidance or correction because he'd "been doing it like this for XYZ years and ain't going to change."
@Goobersnobber472 жыл бұрын
@@alp9013 I am an Advanced haha
@CoalPoggers2 жыл бұрын
Lieutenant: Strengths: Coffee Weaknesses: see above Catchphrase: What the fuck are the rookies doing?
@christy768402 жыл бұрын
I'm telling you, those facial expressions. 🤣🤣🤣
@sleepygryph2 жыл бұрын
This is pretty good. I'd also like to throw in a PSA, if you use personal experience or common sense and this results in a firefighter being denied the opportunity to use their toys, they will seek revenge.
@dbow50772 жыл бұрын
Bwhaha, never even thought of that. But have you smashed a window recently? To be fair, it is an awful lot of fun.
@sleepygryph2 жыл бұрын
@@dbow5077 See this is where the saying "everyone wants to be a firefighter" comes in. And while windows are fun Broco torches are more so.
@joukeschat24862 жыл бұрын
Truckie is pretty much exactly what I want my game characters to do and speaks to me spiritually
@laneatkinson64412 жыл бұрын
Honestly? A first-responder video game would be sick as hell!! Wouldn't it be awesome if there were video games based around professions so that people can 1.) See if it's something they want to do and 2.) Have a fun way to train new workers?
@colinmerritt76452 жыл бұрын
Or even as a way to get a taste of basic skills. CPR for example.
@mom.left.me.at.michaels99512 жыл бұрын
I would totally play that!
@dbow50772 жыл бұрын
I've played it, its the ALS simulator. It's not really fun, at all. Jorge I think is the one that took me like 6 attempts the first time.
@iz23332 жыл бұрын
@@colinmerritt7645 Don't know how to feel about that. First aid courses are almost universally available and really the only way to learn those skills. You can't simulate checking for a pulse or breathing through a screen and they might leave a wrong impression on people.
@pierre-mariecaulliez62852 жыл бұрын
There's a game called "my hero". I think it's pretty much that...
@comradeacerbus63972 жыл бұрын
Can confirm; am rookie and EMT student. Can also confirm; Mother is paramedic and father is a truckie Tldr: I was raised by Neanderthals
@OneOceanTenOfficial2 жыл бұрын
So, when can we expect the alpha testing to begin?
@MegaAniLinkFan2 жыл бұрын
That was very well done. Applause for putting more effort into the acting and editing than you had to in order to give us a good laugh.
@HM2SGT2 жыл бұрын
Wait… where’s DE? Let’s help him out folks: what are the stats on the driver/engineer?! STRENGTH: Recliner operation, zero-to-unconscious in .68 seconds WEAKNESS: Hearing the complete address from Dispatch CATCHPHRASE: “You gonna finish that?“
@frannielocks2 жыл бұрын
My husband is an engineer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You forgot the Level-Defeating Engineer Super Power: SNORING
@terry22952 жыл бұрын
You never cease to surprise me with how creative your comedy is
@thepjup45072 жыл бұрын
the word is "cease". seize: "take hold of suddenly and forcibly". cease: bring or come to an end. a It's logical to ascertain that you meant cease, as in "you never bring an end to surprise me with.." opposed to seize, as in "you never grab me suddenly to surprise me with..." Unless you actually did mean seize and you dislike the content and intentionally made it seem like you were complimenting the works but in fact dislike it and find it boring, if so that's really clever to make it seem like you made a mistake when you in fact were throwing hella shade. But I'm digressing. THE WORD IS CEASE.
@terry22952 жыл бұрын
@@thepjup4507 now this is the complex fix your grammar comment I've ever gotten. Thanks for the correction.
@thepjup45072 жыл бұрын
@@terry2295 got you. Commando is bae, btw. Man of culture I see.
@terry22952 жыл бұрын
@@thepjup4507 Man of culture? what gave it away?
@thepjup45072 жыл бұрын
@@terry2295 your profile picture. Commando from Risk of Rain.
@SuperWagner232 жыл бұрын
You forgot Rescue Apparatus Strengths: Veteran FF, Highly knowledgeable, skilled at all types rescue. Weaknesses: lots of mileage on the body. Highly Knowledgeable, skilled at all types of rescue. Catch Phrase: watch and learn son Son, I wouldn't do that if I was .../I told you so.
@michaelburgess60042 жыл бұрын
This is one of your best videos by such a wide margin it's a crime that it doesn't have millions of views. I hope you loved making this video as much as I loved watching it. Someone make a videogame where everyone is this glorious specimen in cosplay.
@lairdcummings90922 жыл бұрын
Truckie v. Paramedic: *FIGHT!*
@ltmundy11642 жыл бұрын
Paragods for the win: Bunker gear piercing Haldol Dart(s)
@MP-qf5gg2 жыл бұрын
Battalion Chief: Strength: Remove emotions when mandating people. Weakness: Responding to calls within 5 minutes. Catch Phrase: "I got you on the hook for 24 at station..."
@brotgutra75872 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA! Dude the animation of creating a character was clutch!
@thedogtorisin59952 жыл бұрын
Maybe one of these can be "frequent fliers" or TV Dr's (Dr. House, the Good Doctor, Greys Anatomy) vs Dr's on TV (Ken Jeong, Fire Dep. Chron., etc)--might also be a cool collab.
@HM2SGT2 жыл бұрын
I want House & Cox for MDs!😸👍
@LegoTux2 жыл бұрын
I'd take Drs' Brackett and Early, and Nurse Dixie McCall
@ltmundy11642 жыл бұрын
@Lego Tux Taking it Old School.
@namelesswalaby2 жыл бұрын
you level up with every new video
@camimealtea74262 жыл бұрын
So when is this out on Xbox?
@maddoggaming11712 жыл бұрын
Oh man. Now I really need this turned into a real game.
@etimea2 жыл бұрын
This made my weekend start awesome!!! 🤣 thanks
@GBS48932 жыл бұрын
After the first boss, where you necessarily feel like you've done nothing good if it's your first playthrough, you get the option to go from the student class to the rookie class and the ability with the coffee and the mopping. Seems underwhelming at first, then you realize that it's better than nothing. Whatever you do don't push Q though.
@feynthefallen2 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing so hard right now, I may have to procure your services...
@utar88utar2 жыл бұрын
oh god... you are our sunshine, you trully are :) god bless you, mate.
@kycone2 жыл бұрын
It makes me laugh every time in these videos that the EMTs wear the safety glasses and the Paramedics are always in shades. It’s so true, though! 😂💀
@b-rollhub74122 жыл бұрын
For those who are looking, the song used is Asteroid Rebellion 5.
@Trinidadianlove2 жыл бұрын
Bro I'm a new EMT and I'm still feeling the student feels 😩 😆
@astartesfanboy52942 жыл бұрын
funny as always man. love these videos
@nonobaddog35102 жыл бұрын
I loooooved this! Absolutely hillarious! Thanks for another fun video!
@dinascharnhorst65902 жыл бұрын
The Dinosaur: Strength: A lifetime's experience...from Way Back When Weakness: Learning something new (Computers, new technology...gloves) Catch phrase: You young pups never had it so easy!
@garyk.30802 жыл бұрын
Bro I love everything that you do, thank you for being you.
@plotzke812 жыл бұрын
Smash door, eat food!! 🤣
@Templar1ca2 жыл бұрын
Truckie need food. Badly. (Gauntlet chime)
@DereC519Ай бұрын
Your video will make a fine addition to my "KZfaq algorithm strikes again" collection
@ScrublordO2 жыл бұрын
THIS WAS AMAZING! I haven't laughed this hard in like 2 months LOL
EMT strength should be 'remembering all the trauma skills Paragods can't be bothered with' lol
@AnimeWolf51932 жыл бұрын
So there is a Firefighting board game where play as different types and try to put out fires while saving occupants. I'd be interested to see him play and say how accurate/inaccurate it is.
@brandongaines1731Ай бұрын
Happen to know the name of said board game?
@farianblinder91302 жыл бұрын
The student have that "this is sketchy" look.
@logicguy40292 жыл бұрын
Always great content from you! Keep it up :D
@Yard_Machine2 жыл бұрын
Wow. One of my favorites you’ve done
@angelicMisha2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I found this channel, every video is golden
@acaciablossom5582 жыл бұрын
Omg this takes me back! Well done Jason. well done.
@an10nee2 жыл бұрын
This is going down as my favorite video, Please make another one
@rebeccawhite66202 жыл бұрын
I love so much the things Jason comes up with!!! ❤️
@miller82214 ай бұрын
I can’t find the other video you made on types of firefighters it was hysterical
@discodawg022 жыл бұрын
The genius of this one is that you have to watch it over and over. You win the internet today dude
@ooferdoot24292 жыл бұрын
My dad was an emt and from our many fishing trips I can definitely confirm
@annam83602 жыл бұрын
The music was totally the right choice.
@stm78102 жыл бұрын
Very funny, also love how you got the bouncy look!
@Nick-zp3ubАй бұрын
It would be cool if they made an emergency services game similar to call of duty. The firefighter character could use a water jet to put out fires and an axe to break stuff, the cop could use a taser and baton to arrest criminals and the paramedic could solve puzzles to stabilise the patient
@Yodah972 жыл бұрын
Goddamn this is the best video on this channel yet. Also I loved that song.
@FIightmedicАй бұрын
My man, you need to do more of these 🤣. Pull every first responder and ER staff member 🤣
@MrHowlingblast2 жыл бұрын
This is quality content right there. I love it :D
@JagdPanther1012 жыл бұрын
The 8-bit music in the background is what makes this video.
@Ironfrenzy2172 жыл бұрын
Excellent work as usual!
@phoenixtheshark70432 жыл бұрын
Truckies are literally the Marines of first responders.
@mylittledarkworldjohn42892 жыл бұрын
That small wobbling was what sold it to me
@YvetteWilt2 жыл бұрын
I use to work at a gas station for 2 years. It's true about the paramedics.
@RyanNicholas332 жыл бұрын
Lmao. Man, this is one of your best yet. The music in the background was making me wanna bust out the SNES
@b.b.89552 жыл бұрын
I love your channel! Your content is awesome. I think a collaboration with Dr. Mike would be hilarious though!
@emeraldarcher5912 жыл бұрын
I love this one brought me back to my snes days
@HM2SGT2 жыл бұрын
That was thinking Gameboy, but now that you mention it…🤔😸👍
@amelioravictoriadionyssia3323Ай бұрын
This would actually work out if it was like a Team Fortress style firefighting game. Each class has skills you can actually translate to game. You could make it so that a basic TDM game would basically be concluded by whoever puts out the largest volume of ignited surface area, and because youre allowed to attack orher players, you would basically have to defend the fire together so you can put it out before the other team
@Christopher-lb6rf Жыл бұрын
Your videos always crack me up and I know nothing about fire fighting
@SIGINTprivate2 жыл бұрын
Hard to notice… but I love the bit of drool on the ‘Students’ chin. Golden!
@laurenosborne15122 жыл бұрын
I luv it. This channel is SO funny. :)
@wulfseig18642 жыл бұрын
You crack me up! Thanks.
@brittanybecker1702 жыл бұрын
Veteran ER Nurse Strength: Human reassemble Weakness: Believing your excuse for being in the ER Catch Phrase: "Are you sure that's what happened?"
@frannielocks2 жыл бұрын
No no no, as a veteran ER nurse myself, I can attest that the official catchphrase is: “What do you mean you couldn’t get the IV?!?!? I could hit that vein from across the room!!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JustMe-cs4wc2 жыл бұрын
dude you made my day xD love and greetings from germany :D
@go06bolts2 жыл бұрын
Your content is just next level funny 😆
@ZombieMikel2 жыл бұрын
Dude this was awesome!!
@davidholloway69502 жыл бұрын
This is beautiful
@theoneandonly39452 жыл бұрын
Perfect channel and video after almost raging in Doom Eternal. Thank you, Jason.
@SquirrelN2 жыл бұрын
I saw this uploaded before I went to work and had to wait to get home to truly enjoy this. Also, I feel old now.
@ColonelGoogy2 жыл бұрын
OMG dude “BSI scene safety” had me in tears.
@B4uC12 жыл бұрын
Wish I could like this for as many times as I’ve watched it, gonna watch it a few more now…
@biggodeucli1188 Жыл бұрын
your content is so niche but, its JUST SO GOOD
@WilliamAfton817Ай бұрын
MORE! Btw truckie is basically heavy but with Homer Simpson level iq