“They’ll fix it at the hospital”. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

"how's his spine?" "lower extremities appear to be moving" ....... I'll ask again, how's his spine?

This is about what us scientists think of all those lab scenes in CSI shows. Women in 3 in stilettos with perfect hair completing a test in a few minutes that in actuality takes hours or even days using the completely wrong instrument, kinda like if someone mowed the lawn with a dishwasher.

1:16 PSA, folks; if the word "gun" is in the name, i.e. "nail gun", treat it like a real gun. Rule 1: Assume it's loaded until you've confirmed otherwise. Rule 2: Never allow it to point at anything you're not willing to destroy. Rule 3: Keep your finger off the trigger until you're ready to fire it. Rule 4: Always be certain of your target and aware of what is beyond and immediately around it. It's not just for boomsticks, boys. These rules work on construction equipment too.

Not only do shows like that make us look like a pack of maroons, but they also have some of the cleanest gear I've ever seen.

Tv medic: "I just lost my appetite." Me after cleaning blood off the ceiling (AGAIN!): "Anyone seen my red gatorade?"

Oh man, as an engineer, seeing injuries on a construction site really gets me going. You have to wonder how that track loader ended up on the guy in a suit, who isn't wearing any protective gear AT ALL. How did he get onto the site? How did he get near the loader? Why did no one stop him? Guaranteed, somebody lost their job over this, and they may also have face criminal negligence charges.

I feel you about the food thing. I knew that I had worked in the medical field too long when I could have my lunch open, eating it, and read a patient chart about this nasty diabetic ulcer that was literally eating a hole in this guy's foot. With pictures! *scrolls past the surprise picture of the infected wound* *takes a bite of my sandwich* *turns computer screen towards my coworker* "Hey, Amber, look at this nasty foot we gotta scan after lunch"

The fact that he was on his phone with gloves covered in blood🤦‍♂️

If you can't fix it in back of the truck, drive faster. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I am a 20yr Critical Care RN and I was not ready for that last statement "if you cannot fix it in the back of the truck drive faster" I spit my food across the table and nearly peed myself I was laughing so hard. Well done sir. Well done

I am not an EMT, but I ended up helping an 80 yr old with osteoporosis, when he tripped, and hit his head against a wall. He passed out. Blood from his head, obvious fracture of his right leg. I couldn't do all that much, but I hit 999, put the phone on speaker, and followed instructions. As well as adding some training I got at work. Loosened clothing so he could breathe, etc. His pulse was terrible, his colour went weird, and he was having trouble breathing. It was a horrible, rasping, gasping wheezing. There was a fair amount of blood, he was on thinners as well. People were just walking around him. Someone even stepped on him. I was pissed off. Got other people to make a perimeter, and used my electric wheelchair to block them. Then, I got my coat, placed it over him, and held his head still. When he came around, I asked him questions like his name, etc. I lied, and told him I was a nurse, because he was panicking. He kept wanting to get up, and I told him to stay as still as he could with the pain. He was very brave, it kind of broke my heart because he kept apologising for "causing a fuss". He started relaying his medical conditions to me. As well as telling me where he hurt, and how bad each was. The leg was the worst, he said. I tried to remember what he was saying, to tell the ambulance crew. When the EMT turned up, they actually told me to stay, to my surprise. I told them what I thought he had: fractured skull, concussion, broken leg and broken ribs, as well as his hip. He had passed out again before they got there. Turns out I was right, it was obvious. Especially on the head, I could see the depressed area, and his leg, which was stuck out at an angle on his shin. He also had a partially collapsed lung. I helped to keep him still, whilst they got a board, and the ambulance lady counted down for me and her swapping places. It was scary, but not scary at the same time. I honestly thought he was going to die, because he had a fit before he came around. He shook all over. But I ended up helping, talking to him when he came around again, whilst the professionals did their thing. Very weird experience, I was cold. Poor guy took ages to recover. I saw him again in our local pub a month or so later. Thing I learned from all this, was: keep calm. Pretend you know what you are doing until the pros get there. It seems to just settle people down. I felt like a jerk for lying, but it worked. I felt strange, afterwards. I went into shock myself, but only AFTER he was loaded into the ambulance. I didn't realise it until a police man told me thats what was happening to me. He had come along as well because there was a big crowd. Obviously, I was fine, but it was a very weird day. I can't imagine the stress of having to do that day in, and day out. I wasn't even medically treating him, and I was scared.

Between me being a FF/EMT and my wife a ER nurse at a trauma center...... We cant watch these types of shows. More so because she yells at it

Blood goes round and round, air goes in and out. Any deviation needs to be fixed

Former paramedic of 12 years. I got out of the business for a career in IT. I didn’t miss it at first but years later and some super thick rose colored glasses, I find myself missing the job and my old friends. This channel brings me right back to the job and I love it. Thanks. I wish I found your channel sooner, brother.

Working as a CNA the never lose your appetite is way too true 😂 we will walk out of a residents room after the nastiest things, wash our hands, and sit at our nurse station to eat the rest of our dinner

"I'm pretty sure all this stuff is supposed to be inside" idk man, sounds like a good impression of a FF to me

"Did he just say go get a stick welder?!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

i got my first aid training from an old EMT, and the first thing he always said was "keep the blood inside the body." seems super obvious now, but it helps to have that hammered in in the few times i've needed to do first aid. the second thing was "if he's got no pulse, do chest compressions." I learned to do rescue breaths and clear the airway and all that, but now they just say to do compressions and not risk moving the head at all or doing a rescue breath.

“Partially eviscerated, his internal organs have been pushed through a fist sized hole in his abdomen.” Yea bro, that’s what eviscerated means, but thanks for saying it twice!

"If you can't fix it in the back of a truck... Drive faster." As a mechanic, I'm going to say this to my customers from now on

dude:*shoots him with a nailgun* this bald dude:" he really, nailed it"

My husband is a paramedic and I’m a nurse. We both love your channel! We die laughing every time! Keep the videos coming! ❤️

Worked out in the field for a few years. I laughed so much at this. Thank you. "If you can't fix it in the back of the truck... Drive faster" Words to live by.

Almost pissed my pants when you did the dispatcher 😂😂😂

This guy's hilarious. He should green screen himself in these shows and make fun of them.

"We got a pulse" "Of course you did" That one really hit home. If you know, you know.

"They'll fix it at the hospital," and, "If you cant fix it in the back of the truck, drive faster," are such funny terms to me. My gf is an EMT and I'm a senior nursing student looking at an ED for work. She always says those same things to me and I go on about what we can and will do after they get there lol

It's nice to have someone able to publicly verbalize my FF rage when watching any sort of "medical" drama. Thanks, stay safe!

When training people up here in the Arctic, we keep telling them to keep up with the CPR, as nobody is dead until they're "warm and dead" meaning that unless they're frozen solid (usually not easily survived by humans) they might be still alive, although feeling cold to the touch, so we don't declare death unless it's obvious (frozen, half eaten by a polar bear etc) or we have then somewhere warm and they stay cold

Sir, First and foremost, Thank you for being a fireman and saving lives!! Next, Thank you for being so funny. I lost my brother in a motorcycle crash.. its been so hard to find humor in anything but you crack me up every time XD so thank you for everything you do. See, you are saving lives here too

0:57 putting aside the fact that they decided a welder was the tool of choice for this operation...THAT'S NOT A STICK WELDER!!!!! Literally one job and couldn't even get that right smh

Whenever I watch you react to these things I always think of that one tumblr post. "Always remember the ABC's of first aid. A Bone Coming out of the body is bad.

"If you can't fix it in the back of the truck, drive faster" aka "Do they need more of me, or more of hospital?"

The part about not losing your appetite also goes for nurses/CNA's....we can smell like feces, pee, and still want to sit down and consume a whole pizza ourselves, all the while talking about all the gross stuff we saw at work that shift.

I feel like your channel is really important to watch. It’s both hilarious and entertaining, but genuinely helpful information on saving lives during terrible situations 😂

“Yeah. That’s a statement you’ll never hear from a firefighter or anyone in the EMS field.” Truth. I sat at a conference where the main speaker was a reconstruction doctor with loads of pictures in his presentation of mangled hands with chopped off fingers, bones, muscle, skin, etc. exposed and I enjoyed my chicken and baked beans throughout the whole thing.

The way a dispatcher would respond would be “Ok , [timestamp] “ Releases Mic .. shouts out loud “what the fuck does that mean?”

"Urgh! I'm pretty sure all this is supposed to be inside his body!" "Top ten things you should never say if a patient's conscious."

As a paramedic in the UK, I can relate to virtually all if your videos. It is so good to see the dark humour😂

"We got a pulse!" " :) of course you did"

This is how im studying for my emt final in three days

"If ya can't fix it in the back of a truck, drive faster." I am crying, this si just so good. xD

I'm a retired er/ icu nurse. I stumbled on your channel. The more I watch the more I love it. Massive hemmorage prorocol...... Hmm Translate Got a bleeder... from everywhere lol. 😂😂keep on keeping on.

Him “if you can’t fix it in the back of the truck. Drive faster” I have no idea why but that made me laugh so much

3:00 shouldn't say it at all at the side of the victim. Even if they seem to be unconscious they may hear that...also I would be carefull of "making fun of" victims etc. because of the stress they often remember what the people around were talking about... Thats why we always tell them whats about to happen even when they are unconscious...

As someone who want to be an Air Force pj (combat medic) it’s really cool to learn about treating trauma victims from someone with actual ems experience these vids are the best

I have no idea how this came up in my feed but now it gives me my daily dose of laugher!

"Mechanism of injury", or in that guy's case "what squished him?" To be fair, though, rather than pulling him away and his legs staying under the heavy machinery, you can clearly see that dude's legs aiding in scrambling him out from under that track loader. He can't be THAT squished if he's practically moving under his own power.

"Drive Faster!" 🤞

"... anybody want some brownies?" lol had me rollin!

I just found these and couldn’t stop laughing. Thank you for making these. Made my day.

"If you can't fix it in the back of the truck. Drive faster" had me rolling.

Thank you for your service... of continually suffering through these shows for our entertainment. 🇺🇸

My dad was a crime scene supervisor for many years. He has to learn quite a bit to earn the supervisory position. He has trouble watching a lot of shows without correcting everything that is wrong

“If you can’t fix it in the back of the rescue, drive faster” So true!! 😂🤣

Me: *after helping package up somebody who was pronounced in Trauma Room, so they could be taken to cold storage* 'What's for dinner? Burgers?'

The no pullie no movie and the dispatch reaction nearly made me pee myself from laughing so hard.

“If you can’t fix it in the back of the truck, drive faster.” Lmaooooooo

"We're gonna need a stick welder" *[cut to firefighter using a mig welder]*

"if u cant fix it in the truck, drive faster"..... aint that the truth

This is why I can't watch these shows...bravo for suffering through it for the rest of us!

the way the guy went "that's a damn good splint" was so funny to me. like it was so intense and dramatic, they treated putting on a splint like diffusing a bomb

I love how sarcastic he is, I also hate how these shows don't do research, like, how hard is it to get info from a firefighter/paramedic, apparently it's impossible.

1:58 I think anybody in military, law enforcement, fire/EMS, and emergency management can agree that you could even say you worked up an appetite.

All I needed to see was defibrillating Asystole and we would have had a medical BS Bingo! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have always had the upmost respect for you guys! I fell at home in 2018 and broke my right hip ball and femur. The EMTs that came to get me were so respectful and handled me with great care.

Ever since I subscribed and started watching obsessively, KZfaq has started recommending live fire rescues for me - clever algorithm! When you said "top 10 things you should never say when a patient is conscious," it took me out 😂🤣

I can confirm that’s pretty close to how dispatch would respond. Along with a “yeeaaahhh, ok...?”

The extent of my professional medical knowledge is a First Aid merit badge from the Boy Scouts, but based on MY reaction to using a STICK WELDER AS A MEDICAL DEVICE, I can't imagine how bad you're cringing at these shows.

My mom was a preschool teacher, and could eat off the floor if she wanted to without losing appetite. So I can only imagine how resilient you lot are when it comes to keeping an appetite.

"and remember, if you can't fix it in the back of the truck... drive faster" this man is comedy gold.

Just for comparison, I'd love to see you do one of these for the original of the genre, Emergency! from the 70's. And yes, I know a lot has changed in the last 40 or so years.

911 dispatcher and volly firefighter, that massive hemorrhage protocol thing got me. That is exactly how we would react.

Can we just take a minute and appreciate how clear that rhythm is during chest compressions

I think I've just found my new favorite channel on KZfaq! Thank you for making these videos

Hey EMS! Gotta question for you... How long would it take to pull a deer antler 14 inches out of a rectum, and also, how expensive is it to go to the hospital to have a sharpie removed from the nasal cavity, if you don't turn on your sirens? Asking for a friend

“Top 10 things you should never say if a patient is conscious” 😂😂💀💀

my mom and i recently watched 9-1-1 on fox and she said “i wonder how firefighters would react to most of the stuff on this show, like how doctors react to media!” and i told her about your channel and i said “maybe this guy has made a video about 9-1-1 or similar. he makes cool/funny/informative videos i see daily in my yt shorts” and sure enough 😂 you did!

This is amazing. Helping to save lives while spreading joy - You've gotten my like.

I just found your channel, I totally love it! As a former health care worker, yep we can eat popcorn and watch surgery. Sometimes I forget not everyone is so used to it, lol.

Where I practice we call that.... “can you get air medical on standby”😂

"If you can't fix it in the back of your truck: Drive faster." GOAT quote

1st First Aid course I ever took was way back in the 80's, we used the same room that the volunteer FD used for training, and they were doing industrial accident training, lots of poster boards out showing blast and burn injuries. Everyone said they lost their appetite, until the donuts arrived, then it was donut in hand reading about the injury and treatment for transport... Then back to Airway Breathing Circulation repetition.

"I'm gonna need two large-bore IV's... and a diesel bolus!" 😂

Haha...Drive Faster !!! LOL!!! That's the best advice 🤣😂😆

I can’t watch those shows (they drove me crazy) but watching You Commentate and Review is Hysterical and Brilliant! 😂😍😍Seriously. They need you on set during filming. STAT. Probably during script writing edit day, too. Keep ‘em coming! You are the best!

Oh man oh man... I just found this channel, and have been binge watching for an hour now. Dude you are absolutely freaking hilarious. Sometimes I miss my Medic days... but mostly not

3:11 what is massive hemorrhage protocol 😂😂 you actually mean trauma alert lmao

Dude i just found you by chance - YOU ARE AWESOME!

"Hey you guys want to grab some brownies?" I dying, just dying!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

3:17 When it's your first day on the job

My new catch phrase. “No pulling/ no movie”!

“They’ll fix at the hospital” is about to be my new life motto.

"Hey you guys wanna grab some brownies??"🤣😂 Never gets old

"If ya can't fix it in the back of the truck drive faster." 🤣 I love this dude.

I think that nail punctured his heart. That feels quite fatal

That last radio transmit got me. The one time I needed evac (fortunately not for me) the officer said "g'day mate, you know who you know where." When I said "you didn't tell them what you wanted" he said "look mate, ya don't call the airport for rubber", which is true. Fortunately the congenital heart defect in heatstroke survived.

I am so glad I found this Channel. This is so funny 🤣I am a Med. Assistant and I love your tips 🤓

I wake up every day looking forward to these reviews!