🧠 NEXT AM I THE GENIUS STORY - kzfaq.info/sun/PL5FcevqxOz5tuU1qghkOUcBqGKHKXHO0f

"My friend jumped out of a 3rd story window and fell into a coma" I'm fucking crying. Horribly sad. But that wordplay has me in stitches. Pure poetry. The man died as he lived: Stoned, scared shitless, and jumping out a window.

What I took from my early days regarding sleepovers: -Girls have witch gatherings -Boys have jerkfests / gaming parties

A friend's mom asked if her son could spend the night at my place because she needed to go to a business meeting. We planned it so that he could come the day before, then spend the night & head back home at Noon the next day. He was VERY late getting to my place. When he showed up, he was VERY CLEARLY upset about something. It wasn't until a week later that he was able to tell me. The last thing he had planned before coming over was to walk his dog. Unfortunately, he saw something he wanted & jerked the leash out of my friend's hand. He ran into traffic, where his leash got caught in a car's axle. His body was left behind...while his head...That was as far as he was able to tell me before breaking down. Horrible memory. Poor kid!

That last story was so funny. Thats how cats show love!!

"17 boys playing together" What the fuck Lmaoooooo Story 8 and 9 was hilarious

I was at a sleepover at my friends house about 3 years ago and she wanted to show me her Pokemon cards, which were confiscated and hidden under her parents' bed. She went to grab them because her parents were downstairs. We were supposed to be asleep (11pm?) and that probably what her parent's thought because while she was under the bed her parent's came into the bedroom and... you can probably guess what happened then- So I'm just sitting on her bed waiting for her to come back with her Pokemon cards and about 10 minutes later she comes out of their room (idk if her parent's found her or what) and she tells me what happened and while I'm wheezing on the floor she's just sitting on her bed trying to process what she just heard. I never got to see those Pokemon cards :/

I had a vanilla childhood like you sir. Didn’t try beer or the devils lettuce, or even had sex until after I was 18. But by the time I turned 19 I had done all three, multiple times. I just finally met the right or possibly wrong friends 🤷🏻‍♂️

My story actually traumatized me and I almost cried. One time my friend came over and she said “Oh! Guess what I get high off of adult Benadryl” (we were like 11 and 13, Me being 11 and she was 13.) I was like dang ok let’s take some she said ok you can have 4 but I’m gonna have 20 (they were fairly small so it wasn’t like she was taking regular sized pill but they were stronger) I took mine and she took hers it felt like doing heroin except it took 10 minutes to kick. I realized like oh shit my friend could overdose any minute and being as whatever I was as much I was I just cried. She’s still alive is she doing so good in life? Absolute not she’s a drug addict.

Why tf is Thanos skating. 😭

Me and my friend were camping out in my front yard. We were no more than 10 years old. My mom decided to scare us so on the count of three when we went to run out of the tent. My friend was so scared she flung the flashlight back-and-forth waving it with her hand and knocked me right in the head didn’t stop to check on me but ran all the way home. 😂😂😂aah memories

When I was 7 or so, my parents allowed a large birthday sleepover. My sister invited her friends as did I, the girls got the basement, and the boys got the ground floor to sleep. My father is an Air Force veteran and a police officer at the time. While we were all in the basement playing games, duck-duck-goose, guess the number of M&Ms in the jar, and others, my father decided now was the time to teach the kids self defense tactics. He wasn't using the kids as guinea pigs, just talking about how, and where, to hit a big guy if they try to kidnap you. Being 7, I didn't take it seriously. Now, I do hope they learned from him. Also, when the boys went to my room to sleep, there was a fight over who gets my bed. One claimed it for himself. One friend stood up for me, and said I should because "It's his room!" I remember two boys slept in the closet. Don't know why.

"bro we're like 2 months old"- Brandon Rogers

I wish you guys the best❤️ I’m catching up right now instead of listening at work so I don’t miss any!

Can we just appreciate how GOATED this guy is at tony hawk pro skater

Holy fuck bro, the game you’re playing brought back the best memories ever 😭

Bro I couldn't even focus on the stories because of the 27 mil point combo

Thanos has got some sweet moves.

Welcome back. I was worried about you.

Wierd story. I lived in Switzerland when young, like 10 dudes for a sleepover. Late at night naughty ads and porn would come on the TV. We were like 13. Anyways one of the dudes says fuck it starts spanking the monkey, we each had our own thin mattress to sleep on with own sheets. Before I know it majority of the 10 dudes are spanking the monkey watching the porn. We were too young to know that it was probably pretty wierd. Anyways , moral of the story, keep teenage boys away from porn at a sleepover.

The story about the guy who burns holes through his underwear by farting made me think of an expression we have here in Quebec: “pète le feu” which translates to “farting fire” and means being active/determined/energetic.

ill try to make this one short. one summer my parents went on a long vacation without me so is stayed at their friends house with their foster kids. 1 was my age and her brother was like 7. well one night when we're all sleeping in the livingroom (all the kids) i kinda woke up but didn't move, i was on the one couch and i saw my friends brother in front of the tv with the skin channel on lmao. i think he was wackin it, idk but i just closed my eyes and went back to sleep and said nothing about it. other than that i didn't really have a wild childhood or anything like that. i barely had friends to begin with so i was lucky i ever had a sleep over or went to one. we usually had them at my house though because i had the cool parents. everyone elses parents were just so fugging mean all the time. as if kids were an annoyance and then its like why did you have kids then if this is how you feel about em? lol oh man if i ever caught the kids who went around shooting dogs. id do so much horrible shet to them for it. god go shoot at your friends instead or something, leave animals the fug alone. i dont get how people can be like that. ill call myself out too on just how horrible i was as a kid at sleepovers. i have anxiety, i always have. anytime i would sleep not in my own bed in my own home, id flip out and panic because i didn't feel safe. i didn't know how to express that as a kid so id always cry and just wanna go home. usually would happen around 3 am too. i grew out of it eventually but it really did prevent me from sleeping elsewhere. even if my parents were there i still panicked. the first story i told about the sleepover with my friend i was around 13 or 14 which is when i stopped panicking when sleeping at others houses. a lot of things stopped and started at that age for me lmao.

Thanos is actually destroying that skateboard

While I was sleeping I got up and went into the bathroom. Another one of my friends got up because of it and he saw that I was actually sleep walking. While I don't do it now I did it like every night and walked towards a bathroom and we only figured it out when I stopped. This led to me walking into the bathroom and the friend locked me in as a joke. I started hitting the door to be let out and once he opened the door I slapped him and wet back to were I was sleeping before. I believe this led to the friend who invited us waking up and the first friend told him and then them both told me the next day.

i once played ''the poop song'' a maximum volume at my friends house on a sleepover when we were at 3rd grade

I’ve been to this school where we were in a class of 14, there was only 5 girls (I’m a girl) and the school was a very rich school, so the first 3 days of school we went to an island called Eleuthera. They had 2 different rooms, one of them for the girls, one of them for the boys. Only 2 other girls came to Eleuthera, and it was just me and 2 other girls. We were changing into swimming clothes when this boy just runs by our door (it’s a fake door, it’s just beads), we panic and huddle into different unseen corners, the boy looks in and loses interest. And yes we were able to change.

Congratulations on your come back. Maybe in the future they will scrutinize over these false claims more thoroughly, and ban these trolls from the platform, so we can enjoy talented creators like you.

I have a very random story: One time my friends furby just started screeching this: Huuuuuuuuhahahamuhawa. At. 2. Am. It was freaking terrifying

so we had a giant exercise ball and a giant treadmill in the basement, and i think you know what we did. however, we put it at the max speed of 12 mph, and somehow, the ball flew off and got stuck under the treadmill, slightly being pinched, luckily not breaking either and just making loud noise and smoke. but it was at my house so it scared me if it broke and was immensely relieved that it didn’t break anything.

2:52 this was sooo funny and the reaction of the mother and then the father realizing 3:16 😂😂😂

Ah yes, the soggy biscuit game, that brings some memories. Good times.

Once, me and my friends were supposed to be in bed at a sleepover, and instead we made a code, just in case my friend’s mother came up stairs, banana meant we could hear her, apple meant she was coming up, pineapple meant shut up

The kid was a real life Johnny Test.

17:31 he didn’t even ask to see anything in return

Wow...the one who stated story 26 on Reddit went through such an unfair experience. I hope there was still justice.

didnt know background guy was chill like that

7:03 can confirm, you go out into the country, the crazier people get here

Oh shoot I thought I was on a horror game video and I was like “tf why are people saying this stuff” lol

One of my friends growing up had incredibly lax parents and we would have sleepovers almost every weekend at their house. One night a boy snuck over to make out with one of the more "experienced" girls. She ended up doing a lot more than kissing and had absolutely no shame since everything was done in their pool table room complete with open blinds for whatever reason. Needless to say we were all super weirded out since we weren't even in high school yet.

2:57 I died.

this reminded me of one of the sleep overs at a freins house i woke up to all of them dearing each other to go onto the roof thrug the windo all of them where to scard and i just walt up to them pulld out out of the wayand walk onto the roof with out saying a word when they all thort i was alsleep btw this was when we wear all like 10 and about midel of the night

Me, my brother, and our mutual friends at a sleepover. I hear my brother touching *it* all night. I didn't sleep that night.

14:10 what dose this man fart mustard gas

DUDE WHAT GAME IS THAT IN THE BACKGROUND THAT LOOKS SICK!! [ik its tony hawk but which one]

Those are done super-level farts there...

Bro why is thanos popping off holy crap 💀

Pegasus the KZfaqr again being the narrator I know that voice anywhere

Middle school kids are mental. I am Cackling holy SHIT

#1 oof 😂😂😂

I have a story it was on a game we were playing gorilla tag and there were 3 people in the lobby 1 me 2 friends 3 my cousin but on the bored it showed 4 people and they didn’t have a name and the song daisy was playing but it wasn’t coming from a player it was coming from the siren and when we checked the computer in the stump it said there was only 3 players it traumatized me

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Not a sleepover, but a group activity that was run by the church. One of the kids was the priests son (our branch of christianity allows priests to be married and have kids) At the evening he busted out a youth magazine (not a spicy times magazine) that amonsts fan info about music bands and such included advice from the youth doctor. We read through that part and it was mostly silly stuff like "could I become pregnant from just a kiss" or "I'm wanting to have sex with my boyfriend, but he doesn't. what should we do?" with fitting answers from some kind of experts. We just arrived at the classic "how do I remove the remainders of a banana from my vag?" question when his father - the priest who was responsible for the trip walked in on us, saw that magazine and then went off giving us a long rant that those magazines are being devils work and such. He took that magazine away from us and told us that if he found out who has brought that thing to the trip that one would be in big trouble. We never pointed out his son which was probably the best for both father and son.

I have a story and here it is: So once I was at a sleepover b-day party and I knew everyone there pretty well. And just to mention it, i wa the only one who was single so I slept by myself on the floor while everyone else slept next to their partner. So around 21.00 the host of the party got annoyed of me constantly sitting wih my phone beacuse i had no one to talk to, so he took it away as a prank. I thought it was pretty funny and embarrassing at the same time, cuz i got some embarrassing pics on there. The host and his partner slept in the lower parts of the bunk bed , and the other couple slept on the top. After a while I tried to get my phone back from the host who is now sitting in the bed, but his partner who also slept there kept pushing me away. I started to get annoyed, but I still thought it was funny. After pushing me a away a couple of times he asked the guy from the other couple to do the same. Just to say before we continue, at the party we made a game where you would throw a toy shark at each other. But anyways, the other guy went over and took a seat in the bed. But as I once Agian tried to get my phone back, he pushed me away, but harder and than the other guy did. And when I tried agian I resisted being pushed away and the guy then hit me with the toy shark, but it wasn't so hard and I didn't really care. But as I still resisted he started hitting me with the toy shark in my head and then I punched him in the hip with my fist. And I started going back to my mattress. It didn't feel like a game anymore. But once I got closer he grabbed me and hit me with the shark harder and then I pushed him away and when I got so annoyed by the fact that he would just hit me harder and harder, I grabbed him and started slapping him on the chest. Then he started punching me in head with the toy shark harder and harder and I feelt pain and pulled myself away and rushed to the other side of the room. Then I just lost it from anger and annoyance and screamed my loudest for atvleast 5 seconds and grabbed a hobbyhorse form the other end and was about to hit him in the face with it, but he ducked, and then the hosts mom came in and just said loud "what is going here?". And the guy who hit me just said " (my name) is crazy and was about to punch we in the head with that hobbyhorse!" And i said "(that guy's name) puched me in the head with some stupid shark!" And me, the party host and they guy who hit me's girlfriend went brushing our teeth and later the guy who hit me left beacuse he thought i was going to k*ll him in his sleep and his girlfriend left to of unknown reasons. But I slept there and the party host was afriad of loud noises so he didn't speak at all the rest of the party. And now a few weeks later the party host hates me beacuse his mom wouldn't let him go to a sleepover where I was there for 3 years and the hosts bf was throwing a sleepover where both of us was invited. I have lost 3 close friends in under a year now. Why is this my fate?

Cats are awesome!! 😽😽😽

Oh god

Everybody is talking about the stories, but I wanna know the game that he is playing in the background. THANOS SKATEBOARDING?! THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN AMAZING GAME!!!!

How does story 23 work

god not soggy biscuit...

Anyone have an explanation for story 23¿

4:16 its a wack shack

blaza is on the cover lmao

Was there pcp in the weed !?!?

Limewire was not a website

The one about the country kids going around the shooting dogs is crazy, Where I am in rural wisconsin, You would most likely get shot back at. Most country folks are pretty chill, and would give the shirt off their back to a stranger, but the exceptions are some absolute nutcases. My poaching neighbors were those exceptions. Nobody shot any dogs, but their hunting truck certainly was much holier than it had started out as. 🙏💒

When I was 17 I had a friend over. It wasn’t supposed to be a sleepover but we fell asleep binge watching the first season of breaking bad. I woke up to him licking and sucking on my toes.

soggy biscuit aka roze koeken spel

At home I have a 27 pound cat

Been awhile

Ah yes the time I tripped over a toy and snapped a tooth(it was numb so I didn’t feel pain)

Ah yes, the greatest turn on for amy modern woman: reckless driving

well i didn't have a childhood

I was sexauly talked to (he also tried to watch me change clothes I was around4-6)by the boys dad I told his mom and she yelled at me and her husband cuz somehow it was the both of our faults and she physically punished me so when my mom found out she physically punished the wife and husband with her fists:-[

I fell asleep at the sleepover first

With story 10 Bro if anyone hurt my freaking dog I'd be pissed- also story 11 sounds like a kid who's been damaged by their parent and needs serious psychological help-

what is going on with the gap names? they're all bugged....

I destoyed my friend thrice in wii baseball

What's up with the random colored words?

Bro found the fetish channel!

WHO SCREWED MY CAT?!!

Pa que te duermes en la cama del gato pues 19:21

Eeeeeee in the background can you stop failing those moves

The disected Animals never heard of Dexter, i more thought off the start of Jeffrey Dahmer

Kill my dog and wait for vengeance!

Explain this balance deniers

i love the video but ohoho dont hate on cats or i will find you

cat hater?

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I watched porn for the first time at a sleepover it was awkward

Nice stories, but they are better when the girls make out with each other. Leave cats alone. He was sleeping on the cat's bed, so the cat slept on him. Soggy biscuit sounds fun, but why was it soggy?

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A friend from uni told me this story; he was over at his mates and they started noticing shit being chewed up and some suspicious raisins on the floor. They set out some mice traps. That night he woke up to a huge efing rat on top of his chest, just casually chilling on him. Obviously he freaked out. The next morning they found the rat running around with the mouse trap around its neck...still alive mind you. It managed to run away out the open door and the story ends here. Poor thing, just wanted some midnight cuddles and got a tight one at the end 😶‍🌫️🫠

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how lazy this channel has gotten, 20 fps background video smh -.-

"Anyways" is not a word. Your "What?" at th end of some of the stories was very annoying, too.

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