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never been married.....and I'm 55. Engaged once. I was 20 and she was 19. Unfortunately, God decided He needed her with Him more than I did. Spent the next 20 years trying to replace her when I finally realized I couldn't. Finally in a relationship again and we'll see how it ends up.

If you wait until you're married to change your terrible ways....no. Just no. Children, if you have ANY doubts about the marriage, please bring them up BEFORE the planning starts. Wishful thinking won't save a marriage thats doomed before it starts. Just ask my parents.

My wife's brother was getting married. Months before the wedding, the bride threw a massive tantrum that my wife had gotten pregnant and was going to have our first child around the same time as the wedding (it ended up being the same day, we made it to the wedding but missed the reception). Threw a second tantrum because everyone at the reception kept asking where my wife was. Threw a third tantrum because one guest "wore white" (it was a dark beige, not even close). On the way to the hospital, my wife had said she felt bad that we were missing the reception. I told her not to worry, we'd be going to her brother's second wedding soon enough. Less than three years later, we were doing just that.

Spoke to a guy who works in a hotel which caters for weddings, he said a good indicator of a doomed marriage is if their first dance song is "Perfect" by Ed Sheeran 🤣

"Walking in on the groom getting railed by one of the groomsmen." my favourite so far 😂

He thought you can't have more than two children in a lifetime. Seriously? WTF? How does someone think that? Has he never heard of people with more than two kids? Or does he think they're all products of cheating?

My grandpa couldn't understand why my dad was marrying this woman. Fortunately, after over a decade of neglect and mental abuse that nearly took my dad from me, he finally wised up and turned my stepmom, into my ex-stepmom.

Not a divorce story exactly but still pretty funny. My parents had a big argument because my dad forgot to download the wedding march for my mum to walk down the aisle to. She literally said “I’m smiling right now but I really hate you” whilst taking a photo. Anyways 25 years later and their still going strong 🤷‍♀️

Listening to things like this makes me glad that I got married in a courthouse. Also still going strong 16 yrs later

The one about the groom getting railed by one of the groomsmen.🤯

Oh my god Story 11 was just TOO MUCH, HOW IS YOUR LIFE THAT F-ED UP?!?!?

Story #11 was like a rollercoaster of second-hand embarrassment

My dad said the wrong name at the vows. He said "I, (mom's name), take thee (his name) to be my beloved wife....". The marriage lasted 40 years and three kids, till dad passed away.

You should change the colour of the personal commentary, so we know that it's you, and not the story.

Not *at* the wedding; my wife and I actually predicted it *before* the wedding. A guy I knew at work got married. A couple of weeks after the wedding he went overseas for four months, unaccompanied, on a work deployment with dozens of other unaccompanied employees - male and female. Everyone at work knew the people on the deployment were at it like rabbits. We were surprised the marriage lasted long enough for them to have two kids. Not a plot twist: this was his third marriage, and he'd also been engaged between his first and second marriages. He was unfaithful in all three marriages and in the broken engagement, and left his first wife about a month after their only child was born. Fairly sure his third wife knew all this, and still married him and let him go overseas. He's now married for a fourth time, and fathered a kid with her too...

I remember a year ago my mom was talking a lot about a physically distant cousin who was having second thoughts about her marriage. She got a lot of reassurance from the family that she doesn’t have to go through with it. These stories make me even gladder she decided against it. Someone, I think a relative of the groom, said that if they couldn’t get a refund on the venue, they’d have a heck of a party.

Not even at the wedding - while my soon to be husband and I were registering for gifts another couple were also there registering. They argued about everything - silverware, glasses, china, etc. And not the whispered hissing at each other argument. Full on screaming we could hear across the store. Hubs and I rolled our eyes knowing if they couldn’t agree on a place setting, how would they survive a real disagreement. Thankfully hubs and I are about to celebrate 20 years. Second story, 19 year old receptionist at the law firm I worked at was about to marry the 18 year old boy she was dating for less than 6 months. I asked her if she was sure they shouldn’t have a longer engagement, 3 months out. Her response, “Nah. If it doesn’t work I’ll just get a divorce.” They didn’t last a year.

My dad told me that at his marriage, when he stepped out the car, my grandpa told him while pointing into the car "Last chance". My dad was so fed up with his parents controlling a lot of things that he ended up going through with the marriage. Plot twist: Mom and dad are divorced. Wish my grandpa was still around so I could ask him if a certain girl would have worked out or not. Oh well.

Stuff like this makes me scared to even try and ever get into a relationship with anyone.

00:05 Story #01: Betting on the Date of the Divorce 00:15 Story #02: She's My Personal Cook, Dishwasher and Washing Machine 00:34 Story #03: Groom's Mistress with a Legendary Bitch Slap 00:45 Story #04: Stabby, Drunk Groom 01:14 Story #05: I'm Only Changing Now that We're Married 01:32 Story #06: She Flinched when He tried to Kiss Her 01:36 Story #07: Till Death, or Divorce, do We Part 01:42 Story #08: I Don't Think We'll be Married for Long 01:51 Story #09: Roofie Sabotage 02:20 Story #10: Controlling Bride 03:23 Story #11: Chose Marriage over Court 06:32 Story #12: Groom gets Frisky with Bridesmaid 06:40 Story #13: Druggie Erotic Bride 06:54 Story #14: They Couldn't Agree on Anything 07:03 Story #15: You May Kiss Her Cheek 07:23 Story #16: Husband Makes out with Bridesmaid 07:28 Story #17: Evil Laughter 07:45 Story #18: LET ME INNN 08:00 Story #19: Canceled Cancellation for a Three Minute Wedding 08:28 Story #20: Six Months of Dance Lessons vs. Alcohol 09:04 Story #21: Facial from Cake 09:14 Story #22: She's "Late" to be Married at the Age of 19 09:29 Story #23: The Groomsmen were too Sexy 09:32 Story #24: He Made Her Scream 09:53 Story #25: $50K on a Disney Wedding 10:00 Story #26: He Looked at the Bridesmaid when he said "I Do" 10:07 Story #27: I'm Not Done Dancing 10:27 Story #28: God, I Wish I Was Single 10:41 Story #29: Thanks For Settling For Me 10:47 Story #30: Crazy Friend Group 11:08 Story #31: Who's the Father? 11:19 Story #32: He Said the Wrong Name 11:36 Story #33: She Cheated the Day Before her Wedding.. 12:05 Story #34: Chaotic Cuz 13:28 Story #35: He Paid the Housekeeper for Head 13:39 Story #36: She Scammed her Husband 13:54 Story #37: Groom at a Male Strip Club 14:02 Story #38: Uncultured Swines 15:08 Story "#38" Bride Drinks Alone when Ex Shows Up 15:24 Story "#38": Don't get Shown Up 15:38 Story "#39": They Met 8 Months Ago, She was Pregnant 7 Months 16:35 Story "#40": I Always Thought I Would be the One to Marry Him 16:50 Story "#40": Racist Homophobic 17:14 Story "#41": Groom Being Rude 17:23 Story "#42": Rude to Other Woman 18:30 Story "#43": 438 Days Over Two 19:14 Story "#44": All You Care About is Money

broo ... "she flinched when he tried to kiss her" why did she even accept to marry him ?

Wedding anxiety is a lazy excuse to justify being obnoxious and rude to people. I’m so sick of that phrase being said for people getting married. Whether you have a bad day, a bad week, or a lot of stress, you don’t get a pass to be a terrible human being EVER.

The groom from the second story deserves the most respect out of all of us, an eye for an eye, an arm for an arm, if you harm another, then expect to be harmed

I really love weddings. My church has never had a dramatic wedding like this. Couples choose to have a lot of counseling from their elders before getting married. This helps ensure they are right for eachother and are marrying for the right reasons. Couples also work with wedding planners in our church who have the process streamlined and simple with the result being consistently amazing wedding days. Schedules are carefully planned. The whole church pitches in on decor, food, the ceremony itself. Most weddings have over 400 people in attendance, and if you couldn’t invite someone, don’t worry. You’ll see them at the wedding anyway because they’ll be helping serve food or run the celebration. I’ve gotten to be a groomsman for two of my pals so far. I get up at 4 am to cook an amazing breakfast for everybody and we all eat and pray for the ceremony and change into our tuxes. No drama, just excitement. We start the ceremony promptly every time. No delays! We don’t serve alcohol so no one is behaving wildly. We do serve the best iced coffee though.

You never file the marriage certificate until AFTER the wedding just in case you change your mind lol

I'm probably going to get bashed for this, but props to the groom for defending his woman from the brother. Alcohol is pretty much no filter for people so... guess that tells you a little about the groom

Story number 10….. it is cheaper and easier to walk away from a wedding at the last moment than go through a divorce.

The stabby groom could that count as self defense since he was technically making verbal threats and the bride felt "threatened".

My BIL had been a confirmed bachelor. Professed his whole life, he was never getting married. Reached his 40's, and his mid life crisis was a wife. The wedding was expensive and lavish, because she and her father were music directors and teachers in the area, so everyone knew them. My spouse, MIL and I drove straight through to the wedding. We were the only people there for the groom; he might have had a couple of local friends there. We were in the Bride's home, with all of her family [4-5 siblings] and her siblings kept teasing about Her Control Issues. They were relentless! BIL swore they would not divorce; this was for life! He lasted 7 years.

I went to a wedding reception at a corner bar. Not a hall, just the bar. The woman who caught the bouquet was about 300lbs. When the garter was tossed no one went for it a guy picked it up with his hook. Oh, the reason they got married was to save money on the insurance on their new (used) Trans-Am. It lasted 3 months.

THAT is what caused the rift in the relationship. Not him disappearing for a month to live with his ex, not the inviting of said ex to the wedding, not the swallowing of the engagement ring which put them in massive debt, not him still willing to cheat on her… But him calling her a cheater because he “can’t father more than 2 kids”… 🤦🏻‍♀️

What the hell is story 9??? Who drugs someone like that?!! I'm glad the wife and everyone else understood what was going on and didn't blame the groom.

Ngl half these people are horrible friends for watching their loved ones walk into fire like that lmao

Acquaintance of mine married a man of a different religion and to the shock of no one, the wedding was a disaster. They decided to marry after less than 6 months total of knowing eachother, on NEW YEARS DAY. My husband and I were hung over from New Years celebrations but managed to make it. You could tell neither of the families wanted to be there and there wasn't enough food. They got pregnant immediately and were divorced within 2 years. Not sure if there's a moral to this story but please be sure you know someone for longer than a few months before you marry them.

Reminds me when I was in my younger 20s. I once met a guy who seemed nice. Of course, I only saw him as a friend but he seemed to only want to spend more and more time with me, even though I had my own life and always loved being single. He would even call me his favourite girl nearly every evening. A few weeks later, he told me out of nowhere he had a 20 year old girlfriend he had been with long before meeting me and was gonna marry her since she was pregnant and he wanted his future kid to grow up in a happy family. At first, I was happy for them... But then, I noticed that this " friend of mine" was spending less and less time with his girlfriend and more with me, even trying to secretly involve me more and more in his wedding preparation. Soon after, when I said I wanted to meet his fiancée because she seemed like a sweet girl and it was weird he never introduced us, he would always found an excuse like "she is too tired because of the baby" or "she is visiting her family for some times". Soon after, out of nowhere during the night, he texted me, confessing I was the only girl for him, that he loved and needed me most in his life. And then he had the audacity to add he wanted me in secret to live closer to his new house (paid by his parents and the parents of his fiancée) and still wanted to enter in a serious relationship with me. Disgusted, I reminded him we never were anything more than friends and yelled at him, how it was disgusting treating his fiancée and mother of his future kid like that. Finally, for the greater good, I told him we couldn't be friends anymore. He had looked heartbroken but we never saw or talked to each other since then. Seriously, I feel so sad for that poor young woman who is now his wife. I really hope he woke up and their marriage will last, for the sake of his new family...

"Back to normal stories" Had me dying LMAO

That 11th story was like the first line of a Johnny Cash song. 🎼I hear a train a comin'. It's rolling round the bend.😂

Omg wish I had caught this before it was made into a video. My uncle's wedding was aweful! Ceremony was great. Music was great. Cake was beautiful. So here we are at the reception and they give some speeches and he goes to kiss his new wife. I shit you not, the SECOND their lips touched, lightening hit the house and the whole place lost power and everyone hit the deck......They are now divorced

Only a year into the marriage, we were playing cards against humanity with the couple. She chose "I drink to forget...my relationship status". The card was played by her husband.

"Back to normal stories"🤣🤣 that was a whole lot🥵

What's up with people watching someone cheat and then being like...well at least I felt bad about the situation.

Story 11 Is The Most Messed Up Thing I Have Ever Heard (3:24)

At my first marriage, I couldn’t get the words “I will be a loving and faithful wife” out of my mouth. Weird , but the words just wouldn’t come out….. we were married 48 hours.

My then husband had one job. To pick the song we dance to. Ok. We start to dance and the song plays. “Look at us baby, up all night, tearing each other apart”… holy crap really? Shoulda run right then.

Got distracted by the snow boarding game, I swear I saw the guy scoot with a free foot once or twice like he was skate boarding. I didn't know that's a thing in snow boarding.

So many of these involve alcohol. Can people not just have a good time without drinking? Getting drunk almost always ruins stuff

your reaction to story 11 slayed me LOL it was both the funniest and most accurate reaction to that mess.

My parents got married 20 years ago and they are still going strong ☺️

I went to a wedding years ago with a girl I was dating. I knew the marriage wouldn't last when the bride and groom left for the honeymoon with the bride's mother -sitting between them in the car!

Story 11 makes me think The Groom was kinda right to call the bride a “dumb Woman” cuz soooo soooo many red flags like dude disappeared for a month and she still insisted

I was in the bridal party, at a gay wedding the week of the wedding everyone was BLACKOUT drunk except for the children and people who didn’t drink. Alcohol was even included in the wedding, go pros attached to giant bottles that were passed around the reception. Neither of the brides were sober, divorced after two years.

I was so distracted how bad that game was being played in the background, like watching a train wreck.

Oh boy I have one. My mother had a classic princess themed wedding for her first marriage. Went all out with a ball gown, puffy sleeves, tiara, train, and lace. The groom's family made fun of her dress and refused to speak a word to her when she went table to table to greet guests. They drank themselves drunk before my mother decided to have them removed. Groom defended his family until the end. My mother said the marriage ended due to the groom's continual infidelity, and for keeping his imbred family history a secret. Like, first cousins and brothers/sisters type of imbred... My mom and him actually end up having a kid together (my oldest sister) before she found out, but my oldest sister has not been in touch since I was 18. So 5 years, give or take.

Story 10: If the bridegroom had second thoughts about getting married, why didn't he just tell everyone it was off? Yes, most things are nonrefundable, but at least it would've saved him from getting divorced.

I hope all cheaters only have toxic relationships

"I later found out that the woman at the reception was the groom's mother." It's the afterparty and you don't know anyone? Bruh, were you even invited to that wedding? lmfao

At their wedding my cousin caught their hair on tire after lighting the unity candle before blowing out their own

She was shaking her head “No” when she said “I do”

Weddings sound like so much fun, im going to my older half-sister's wedding in October some time

Kneeling down to my husband and wash his feet after I say my vows? Nope nope and nope!

After the “I Do’s” of my first wedding on our way to sign our marriage certificate, I heard a voice SCREAMING in my head, “RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AND DONT LOOK BACK”. I should have listened to my normally still small voice. Less than 5 years later if Sex were fast food, she would have had Golden Arches over her bed… Over 45 million served ! During her last pregnancy there was only a 25% chance that the baby was mine. The first 2 years after our divorce she had gotten married 3 more times and divorced 3 more times. She had Rounded Heals… every time a man walked up to her she fell on her back. She had a mattress strapped to her back. The last guy she was having sex with during our marriage was her married pastor. She’s a Math teacher who lives in southern WA state. I’m sure if I gave her name then most of southern WA would know who she is…

I remember a story a pal of mine told me. Whether or not it’s true, I don’t know. Bride was getting hitched to a rather conservative, rather prudish fellow. He was kind, but just so nervous. The bride suggested that, for the bachelor’s and bachelorette’s parties, they have a “one last night of fun” with anyone they found. They trusted each other, and she wanted him to have fun, and not feel constrained because of her. The parties were set up, they went out. The two ended up in the same bar, which they found so funny. They actually found an explorative couple that they hooked up with for the night. The couple’s still together.

The groom to be said the wrong name at the alter during the wedding! He said his ex's name (who he was still close friends with) after she showed up unexpectedly at the wedding in London. The bride to be was not impressed! After minimal contact and numerous apologies, the bride gave him an ultimatum to end it or never see his ex again, which he accepted. She became very controlling and after he went to hang out with his friends again (including the ex) his new wife called him, only to find this out and end the relationship with a divorce. The groom's 2nd of 3 😏🦕

Groom is getting embarrassingly sloshed with his buddies. Bride asks Groom to maybe slow down on the drinking on their wedding day. Groom tells Bride "F*ck you" Bride storms off in anger. Bride just signed decree last week.

You know the complaints some people make about how the "institution of marriage" is being weakened or destroyed, and blame gay people, millennials, secularism, etc? If anyone has ruined the institution of marriage, it's married people. Out of all the people in my life who are or have been married, everyone has had a shit marriage (often multiple) except my parents.

My parents were at a double wedding and during the ceremony, the officiant said that one of the couples wasn’t going to make it.

Dawg, i absolutley love your videos

While taking pictures after wedding the bride cussed out her mother and new mother in law from the alter. It lasted 45 days.

The groom existing 😂😂😂😂😂😂 i’m dead🤣

I’m too scared to get married. Like it’s supposed to be a magical thing, i think. To me, there are too many negatives to even consider it, i don’t get it.

The 438 days one is actually really sad…

Wait so the husband killed the brother that *shot his wife* and *wished he'd killed her*, and that's supposed to be a sign of divorce?

Story 11 is horrendously hilarious.....Can only have two kids in his lifetime? LOL

My brother's wedding was... interesting. Where do I start? Maybe with the wedding photographer. She was a distant friend of my ex-SIL's older sister who somehow heard about the wedding and asked to be the photographer as she wanted to start a new career as a wedding photographer and needed to build up a portfolio. So far so good. As she was a distant friend she knew a little about my SIL's family, and knew that they had one cousin on their dad's side whom we can call Cousin. She knew that Cousin and ex-SIL were close, but Cousin wasn't attending the wedding. So the photographer walked up to his parents and made a "joke". - I've noticed tha't Cousin isnt here. I thought he would rather be dead than miss the wedding, har har. The answer she got from the uncle was... well, not what she had expected. - Yes, his funeral was yesterday. Cousin and his friends had been on their way home from a music festival when they blew a tire. They stepped out of their car to shift the tire when they were mowed down by a semi and all four were killed instantly. The wedding photographer didn't interact with anyone after that and took about 200 pictures of the wedding cake instead. My ex-SIL abandoned the wedding reception a couple of hours in to party with her besties. They had been sitting in a corner refusing to interact with anyone else. Anyone who attempted to speak to them were insulted and told to eff off. Charming ladies. My brother's best friend refused to attend the wedding because "the bride was too ugly". I guess he has his eyes closed when doing the dirty then, as he began banging her on the honeymoon. And yes, the cheating was the primary reason for the divorce, during which my dear ex-SIL also abused their kittens. My brother's only condition during the divorce was that he got sole custody of the kittens due to her abuse, and they are now almost 14 year old extremely spoiled senior gentlemen. Oh, and my darling Mom told me during the wedding reception (where I had been placed in a corner far away from anyone in the wedding party of that I knew) that there was only place for four people in the family and as my brother now was married it would be best if I never called or visited again. That was my highlight of the day.

My older brother's wedding. From the moment I arrived, even the casual pre-wedding chatter felt like everyone was just going through the motions (already not a good sign). Then, in the middle of the ceremony, the officiant clumsily inserted a speech about fixing a broken-down motorcycle as a long and awkward simile for dealing with relationship problems; he was quite clearly reciting half-remembered lines supplied by someone else, and at one point had to ask the room whether it was better to repair or replace a specific part. The marriage lasted longer than I thought it would, but still less than three years.

The story of Jan is a dumpster fire that get hit by a train.

I feel like such a failure - at my wedding no one got drunk and there weren't any fistfights! :D

you know when you get those ads for mobile games where they're being played intentionally bad to get you to go "AGH! i could do better!" and download the game? i just looked up the game being played in this video just so i could see it being played perfectly, props if it's OP's gameplay but MAN was it vexing to watch them miss checkpoints. it's called Riders Republic btw to anyone wanting to check it out, looks pretty fun!

Wooden bow-ties. Any wedding where the groom and groomsmen wear wooden bow-ties will end in divorce.

The bride, whom most of us had never met barely spent any time with the groom apart from the meals, cutting the cake and obligatory photos, can’t even remember there being a first dance. She spent the rest of the time with her friends and family. Most of the family had not met her previously, they never attended family functions nor was there any interaction at the function. The closest we were able to her was during the rushed picture taking. They leave for the Honeymoon, huge overseas trip where the Groom spends thousands buying the brand name handbags and shoes she wanted. Within a week of returning she was gone, taking all of his possessions with her, that’s when we find out she had done it all before and that her ex husband had warned the groom when they started dating but he was too lovestruck. Karma did catch up to her for another reason, the groom was told that not long after she was sacked from her job at a bank and paraded out wearing shiny handcuffs by the police.

A good way to judge how fake something is is to look at the amount of ceremony required to cover it per person. Basically: disguising nonsense costs $. By that metric, marriage fails catastrophically, at an average cost of 15,000 per spouse.

Why do people think it’s a good idea to get married over an unwanted pregnancy no one gives a shit if the child is born out of wedlock

The wedding itself is always the sign no marriage no divorce

First cousins wedding. Then dude did not wanna be there. He was only marrying her cause he got her pregnant. Come to find out the groom screwed on her bridesmaids in the bathroom of the reception area. The marriage lasted about 18 months and took 3 years to make the divorce final. The stupidly effed part in all this I ended up raising my little cousin more than both the parents did and he turned out be a really good kid. After he graduated high school he worked on getting his IT certifications and works as a Linux administrator for our local ISP. ( I will admit I may have help got him that job cause I knew the dude who was head of that dept) and he's been there for about 3 years and does well.

When the bride fell off the bar stool before the ceremony, and then fell walking down the aisle

“The groom killed his new brother-in-law”-WTF?!-“because he’d harmed his sister in the past and wanted to do it again.” Oh, carry on.

Q: What's the longest sentence in the English language? A: "I do."

My sister and her boyfriend already had a kid. He wanted to elope despite the fact they had plenty of money. His reason, he didn't like any of her relatives and didn't want them at his wedding. They didn't even have a party. It lasted eight years and two kids. He cheated with MY best friend. I was out of state but my family always treated her as family. He ended up going to prison for five years because he attempted to hire a hit man for offing his second wife. She lived and got custody of their kid, he can't see him until he's 18. My sister dodged a bullet. She left him have everything in the divorce. Second wife did not, hence the hit.

While I enjoy these, I do wish that you could mention Story number between each story, just because I'm not able to always look at the screen while I'm listening, and they start to roll together into one and get quite confusing after a while. LOL

"Back to normal stories" Yeah even stabby groom and shooty brother-in-law were more normal than that one!

Is this channel connected to AM I A JERK? I just randomly saw this channel haha just subbed looking forward to the contents plus you sound like someone i've heard before haha 😁 anyway keep up the good work!

The bride never LOOKED at the groom throughout the entire ceremony

16 and 26? That’s clearly statutory rape and they got married?!?

At a wedding during the wedding, the power went out, the reception hall got flooded AND the best men left right after the wedding. They lasted 7 months

The thumbnail: "...that was a *sign sign* of a divorce"

If someone say this in their vows “I know i can be crappy person” don’t marry them

I got an invitation from my ex-fiancé that I now wish I had accepted. I knew his mom was going to be a problem because she was a problem for us, and I was not wrong. Spent $100K on a wedding, divorced two years later.😂

Is the guy who roofied his brother named Rafi perhaps? Does he have a thing for toilet kitchens, pocket dogs, and fantasy football? Does he have a buddy named Taco?

"Back to normal stories" ... With "the groom existing" as a close second :D .